Capricorn – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Capricorn June 2016
June 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Capricorn the month of June is a unique period for you. The universe is taking a break on influencing your life and emotions in any meaningful way. I have no news of cosmic good luck or warnings about cosmic headwinds. However, as you travel to the dark side of the moon, please heed these … Continue reading Capricorn June 2016 →
Capricorn May 2016
May 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Capricorn, are you familiar with the multiverse? Scientific theories state that our universe is merely one of an infinite number of universes all connected and yet completely separate. This theory implies that you have experienced every kind of human ambition and experience that is known to us because there are infinite versions of this … Continue reading Capricorn May 2016 →
Capricorn April 2016
April 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Capricorn, the month of April begins an expansive period for your personal growth. You made it through the rough winter, and you have basked in the glow of cosmic fortune. You are now entering a period where the lessons of the past will benefit your current and future self. The sacred herb can help … Continue reading Capricorn April 2016 →
Capricorn March 2016
March 01, 2016 09:20Capricorn stoner, you have come a long way. You have traveled through the scorching pain of the hot cosmic valleys and risen with much elation to the peaks of positive cosmic influences. March may just wrap up your past year all in one month! Life is all about perspective Capricorn stoner. Dramatic situations can always … Continue reading Capricorn March 2016 →
Capricorn February 2016
February 01, 2016 09:20Stoner Capricorn, February brings an amazing opportunity. The planets have aligned in such a way that the Stoner Capricorn will face no negative influences in February. The only requirement to take advantage of this cosmic blessing is positive thinking and meditation. Come with me stoner Capricorn as we imagine your place in the universe in … Continue reading Capricorn February 2016 →
Capricorn January 2016
January 01, 2016 09:20Capricorn stoner, January will be a time for deep space travel. You will lose contact with the cosmic winds that usually swing you from one planetary emotion to another. You are going to travel to the dark side of the moon in January, and all cosmic communications will be lost. You will withstand this dark … Continue reading Capricorn January 2016 →
Capricorn December 2015
December 01, 2015 09:20Stoner Capricorn, life has not been easy has it? I thank you for continuing to read the Stoner Horoscope even though I keep giving you the bad news from the cosmos. All of the hard work you have put in these past few months are finally starting to pay off. All of those tough moments … Continue reading Capricorn December 2015 →
Capricorn November 2015
November 01, 2015 09:20Stoner Ram this November you need to show your true self to the world. You have a tendency to wear your less positive traits as a shell to protect yourself. Unfortunately this month being detached, gloomy and self-centered will do you every injustice. Call upon your sincere, self-controlled, ambitious and faithfully determined self to protect … Continue reading Capricorn November 2015 →
Capricorn October 2015
October 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Capricorn, I am going to keep your October horoscope brief this month. The skies surrounding the stoner Capricorn for October are cloudy and the direct point of action is ambiguous. I do not want to confuse your emotions of direction with random guesses and hyperbole. The sacred herb should not be used to cope … Continue reading Capricorn October 2015 →
Capricorn September 2015
September 01, 2015 08:20Capricorn stoner, negative solar headwinds will continue to obstruct your pursuit of happiness in September. Last month was a tough month because of previous decisions and actions that you had made. Problems came at you like glass shards from a broken pipe. The source of September’s negativity is not your fault. The fault is in … Continue reading Capricorn September 2015 →
Capricorn August 2015
August 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Capricorn, the cosmos has sent you a complicated puzzle in August. Unfortunately this puzzle is not a blessing, but instead a culmination of previous frustrations and past anxieties. You will be presented with puzzle pieces in August that you must solve to move forward. Each one has its true position within your world sphere … Continue reading Capricorn August 2015 →
Capricorn July 2015
July 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Capricorn you are a powerful being! Let’s look at July like a long distance race. You are strong and you can win the race, but only at a steady pace throughout the month. All challenges and problems can be solved with a steady stride and consistent perseverance. Puff, puff, pass the joint. Feel the … Continue reading Capricorn July 2015 →
Capricorn June 2015
June 01, 2015 08:20Capricorn stoner, June brings a different aspect than any other month of the year. Freedom, choice, flexibility, strength, and imagination are words that come to me when I contemplate your June circumstances. The effects of decisions you make in June will be up to you. Outside influences will be held at bay. Imagine you are … Continue reading Capricorn June 2015 →
Capricorn May 2015
May 01, 2015 08:20Oh Capricorn stoner, the month of May will bring confusion. Your battle to survive in the gears of the societal machine will seem overwhelming at times this month. You should take heed in May and plan for the struggle that awaits. Trust yourself, and know that all projects, decisions, and tasks will eventually come to … Continue reading Capricorn May 2015 →
Capricorn April 2015
April 01, 2015 08:20Capricorn stoner, April is a month of positivity. The flow of life will be like a smooth reggae song a wash in beat and harmony. Perhaps the Sublime song, What I Got could be your mantra for the month. Just because the stars have lined up for you in April does not mean you won’t … Continue reading Capricorn April 2015 →
Capricorn March 2015
March 01, 2015 09:20Life is confusing for everyone stoner Capricorn, it’s not just you. March will bring complex times that could ruin your trip if you focus too hard on the details. You are headed into a month where positive vibes will flow through you like a warm wind, but that doesn’t mean everything will go your way. … Continue reading Capricorn March 2015 →
Capricorn February 2015
February 01, 2015 09:20Stoner Capricorn you must be ready for February. Negative forces will be strong in February, but not destructive. Keep your head out of the clouds and grounded on your day-to-day activities and relationships. Without your focused attention, the negative forces of February could give you a bad trip. The sacred herb can keep you calm … Continue reading Capricorn February 2015 →
Capricorn January 2015
January 01, 2015 21:20January brings an interesting month for the Capricorn stoner. Luck and patience are the keys to January for you. Make sure you have a nice Indica strain available this month. Because despite the great feelings of empowerment and positivity that will come in January, contemplation and patience will be the key to unwinding obstacles that … Continue reading Capricorn January 2015 →