Cancer – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Cancer Stoner Horoscope November
October 30, 2021 18:18 - 5.2 MBStoner Cancer, you are accustomed to processing the intense emotions that arise as you navigate the unstable streams of the cosmos during the times of tumultuous tides. But, there are many of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts who may easily become overwhelmed when the waters get too rough. It’s been quite a wild ride so … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope November →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope October
September 29, 2021 19:13Stoner Cancer, you are often characterized by the unpredictability of your emotions; consistently pulled back and forth between elevated highs and seemingly unavoidable lows. But this October, you can expect to experience a period of true and welcomed peace. It will take investment and effort on your part, but you can reach the middle of … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope October →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope September
August 29, 2021 21:45Stoner Cancer, if there is one thing you can count on in September, it’s that plans are always subject to change. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to look ahead, just don’t stress too much when you have to alter course, or take a different route, to reach your destination. These detours, which at first … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope September →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope August
July 29, 2021 19:03Stoner Cancer, you are known for being the most cautious and calculating of all the stoner Zodiac; usually you prefer to take the tried-and-true path over the road less traveled. But, this month the chronic-loving Crab will have the chance to get in touch with their more spontaneous side. This doesn’t mean you should let … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope August →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope July
June 29, 2021 18:55Stoner Cancer, as you move through the warm tides of the season, all eyes will be on you! While you are a moon child, the Summer sun will illuminate your energetic aura, and make you shine even brighter. Cannabis hybrid strains should be your go-to green gas as you speed through July. These balanced buds … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope July →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope June
May 30, 2021 02:49Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here. While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope June →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope May
April 29, 2021 18:25Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope May →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope April
March 29, 2021 06:06Stoner Cancer it’s only April, but already you’ve accomplished more than some people can hope to achieve in an entire year. While there is always more to be done, a higher level to be reached, or promotion to be earned, it is also important to take time to reflect upon and celebrate your successes. What’s … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope April →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope March
February 26, 2021 21:37Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating. It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope March →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope February
January 30, 2021 00:56Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope February →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope January
December 30, 2020 06:21Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope January →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope December
November 30, 2020 02:00Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope December →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019
June 27, 2019 22:44Stoner Cancer an unusual planetary alignment will cover the second summer month. Cosmic forces will push against your good nature. This flip flop of supported character traits might come as a blessing in disguise. The cosmic anomaly will bring newfound ambition and confidence. A more strident and authoritative stance could feel like a super power … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019
May 30, 2019 18:38Stoner Cancer the planets have shifted past their bright and energetic phase of influence, and now the celestial climb has changed to freedom! This new planetary alignment will assist in freedom of movement. Progressive anchors will be lifted, and you will be free to move toward internal desires and destinations. Toke a moment with a … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019
April 29, 2019 02:25Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don’t apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019
March 29, 2019 22:20Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →
Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019
February 27, 2019 02:41Stoner Cancer it is true: Even the greatest garden grows from the tiniest of seeds. However, the first month of spring won’t be about sowing new sprouts, but instead nurturing your existing greens. In order to know where you are headed, it is important to know where you come from. While you do not want … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →
Cancer February 2019
January 29, 2019 23:35February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the … Continue reading Cancer February 2019 →
Cancer January 2019
December 30, 2018 23:39Progress isn’t done with you yet stoner Cancer, and this time it has been joined by achievement! That is to say, the universe has arrived in January with welcomed support. Celestial bodies have aligned to bless the stoner Cancer with support in multiple life spheres. As long as you are willing to do whatever it … Continue reading Cancer January 2019 →
Cancer December Horoscope
November 28, 2018 18:55Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative … Continue reading Cancer December Horoscope →
Cancer November 2018
October 29, 2018 02:56Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are … Continue reading Cancer November 2018 →
Cancer October 2018
September 29, 2018 21:55From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have … Continue reading Cancer October 2018 →
Cancer September 2018
August 30, 2018 00:43Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role … Continue reading Cancer September 2018 →
Cancer August 2018
July 29, 2018 21:42Stoner Cancer, there is unfortunate news from the cosmos in the final summer month. You should not rely on any extra support from your planetary patrons. However, there is good news! You have plenty of friends who will be there to help get you by … Thank goodness for best buds. As long as you … Continue reading Cancer August 2018 →
Cancer July 2018
July 01, 2018 03:22Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send … Continue reading Cancer July 2018 →
Cancer June 2018
May 29, 2018 05:59The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament … Continue reading Cancer June 2018 →
Cancer May 2018
April 28, 2018 04:20Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish … Continue reading Cancer May 2018 →
Cancer April 2018
March 30, 2018 07:00Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos? April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life. This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path. Truly you will … Continue reading Cancer April 2018 →
Cancer March 2018
February 28, 2018 00:03Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred … Continue reading Cancer March 2018 →
Cancer February 2018
January 30, 2018 20:36Stoner Cancer February will prove to be a month of electricity. As you walk the terrestrial plane you will feel connected to everything in a more vibrant way. Electric Feel by MGMT is an excellent song to add to your February playlist. Even though all this sounds tantalizing as a theme for the month, it … Continue reading Cancer February 2018 →
Cancer January 2018
December 30, 2017 04:37Stoner Cancer, it can be readily said the new year brings all the promise and possibilities a fresh start can offer. This does not mean that you will not have to exert any effort at all, but rather all of your investments will be certain to produce positive results–all you have to do is try. … Continue reading Cancer January 2018 →
Cancer December 2017
November 30, 2017 04:36Stoner Cancer December is the time to get back to the basics. While the holidays are sure to keep you busy, you will find pleasure in the little things. So, allow yourself the time to stop and smell (or smoke) the buds. This month will be great for makeovers. Whether, you are feeling adventurous to … Continue reading Cancer December 2017 →
Cancer November 2017
October 28, 2017 04:48Stoner Cancer, you are known for working hard and getting the job done no matter how big, or small the task at hand. But, it may be time to aim these energies and abilities into a different direction. Perhaps your hobby is painting watercolor, braiding hemp, gardening, or any creative outlet that is not currently … Continue reading Cancer November 2017 →
Cancer October 2017
September 29, 2017 04:32Stoner Cancer, it will be easy to notice that amidst all your struggles and challenges this month, the ends can certainly justify the means. It is understood that not every lesson worth learning will come easily. But, it may serve you well to keep in mind that it is your approach and matter of perspective … Continue reading Cancer October 2017 →
Cancer September 2017
August 30, 2017 04:20Stoner Cancer, during the month of September it will be highly recommended that you stick with Sativas, this will enable you to keep your energies up, instead of finding yourself flopping down too much on the couch. You do not want to waste the opportunities you will have to add new accomplishments to your personal … Continue reading Cancer September 2017 →
Cancer August 2017
July 30, 2017 02:01Opportunity knocks in August stoner Cancer. Growth in matters of the heart and spirituality are likely during the final summer month. However, there will be little control you can place on these opportunities. August will be like a picturesque train ride through the country. You could sleep and miss the splendor or look intently at … Continue reading Cancer August 2017 →
Cancer July 2017
June 30, 2017 06:38Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary … Continue reading Cancer July 2017 →
CANCER JUNE 2017
May 29, 2017 17:04Stoner Cancer the first month of summer will be an important time period for personal growth. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on internal confidence and trust. Trust in your inner voice and third eye vision will be tantamount to your success in June stoner Cancer. A keen alertness will be required. … Continue reading CANCER JUNE 2017 →
CANCER MAY 2017
April 30, 2017 21:00Stoner Cancer, this May, it will be best to keep your roll to a slower pace. As long as you invest the time in planning out your endeavors, you will meet your goals with success. The biggest obstacle you will face this month is ambiguity. If you do not have a set destination, you run … Continue reading CANCER MAY 2017 →
CANCER APRIL 2017
March 29, 2017 05:00Stoner Cancer April 2017 has the probability to be surprisingly nice for you. Your goal this month is to keep yourself in check, take the high road where needed, and roll with all the new news that will come your way. You have the opportunity this month to really shine your love light on all … Continue reading CANCER APRIL 2017 →
Cancer March 2017
February 27, 2017 07:00The acceleration of energy will be gradual and uphill for the stoner Cancer in March of 2017. By mid-month, you will feel you have reached the ceiling. Do not hesitate to push through that feeling and continue on your path of ascension. This applies to both your personal life and your working life. Be wary … Continue reading Cancer March 2017 →
Cancer February 2017
January 28, 2017 09:20February 2017 will be a balancing act for you stoner Cancers. It can be a time of great love and success if you choose to allow as much positivity into your heart as possible. If you allow the negative forces to betray your conscious self you may spend the month singing the blues. All things … Continue reading Cancer February 2017 →
Cancer January 2017
January 01, 2017 09:20Stoner Cancer, you have much to look forward to in 2017. Allow your discerning attitude to lead you and you will find beautiful success this month. Many will be there to lend a hand. January is not a month to take risks or indulge too much in any one appeasement. There will be time for … Continue reading Cancer January 2017 →
Cancer December 2016
December 01, 2016 09:20The month of December 2016 will prove to test your limits my stoner Crab. You will need two very different strains for different reasons this month. Your daytime hours will be filled with detective work and logical thinking, ergo utilize a high strain of sativa. Whereas your evenings need to be reserved for the feeling state … Continue reading Cancer December 2016 →
Cancer November 2016
November 01, 2016 08:20Arrogance and pride need to step aside in the lives and minds of the stoner Cancers. You are quite knowledgeable on these ego driven shields my cannabis companions. Even though you wield these emotional tools well; your focus should be on self-actualization and allowance for the entire month of November. When I say allowance I … Continue reading Cancer November 2016 →
Cancer October 2016
September 28, 2016 08:20As with September, stoner Cancers will have an October that could possibly be filled with nuances of dissonance in the musical we call life. It is time to break out the 90’s grunge, a freshly filled water pipe and remember exactly how to flow around the sounds that by themselves may not be so appealing. … Continue reading Cancer October 2016 →
Cancer September 2016
September 01, 2016 08:20September 2016 is a time for the stoner Cancer to sit back and watch. Allow this month to be one of more relaxation than action. Keep an indica heavy hybrid available for moments when your anxiety becomes overwhelming. The stoner Cancer is almost always easy going, but this month you will find yourself being stretched … Continue reading Cancer September 2016 →
Cancer August 2016
August 01, 2016 08:20Last month my stoner Cancer you were put to the test. This month, my cannabis companion, you get to show off all your lessons learned. In fact, the cosmos are shining so bright on you that you won’t feel any negative impact in August! Bask in this glorious light and really enjoy your month. August … Continue reading Cancer August 2016 →
Cancer July 2016
July 01, 2016 08:20This month is K.E.E. for you, stoner Cancer: K for Karma, E for education and E for execution. July 2016 is a month that you will need to have great faith in yourself. Believe in yourself no matter how many falls may come to you. If you have lived an honest and forthcoming past, this … Continue reading Cancer July 2016 →
Cancer June 2016
June 01, 2016 08:20I have one word for my stoner Cancer companions: Abundant! Welcome, the positive vibes that the cosmos are sending you this June with open arms and an open heart. You will be overjoyed with the beauty that will come your way. Every turn of this summer month brings a reward you’ve been waiting for; not … Continue reading Cancer June 2016 →