Cancer – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Cancer May 2016
May 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Cancer’s Checklist for May of 2016: _ Full Supply of Indica/Sativa hybrid _ Supportive Friends _ Ego in check These three things are exactly what you need to have a blissful May my stoner Cancer. In both love and work you will have a good amount of time to enjoy your endeavours. This does … Continue reading Cancer May 2016 →
Cancer April 2016
April 01, 2016 08:20When is the last time you had a true and forcefully positive life change stoner Crab? Well, April may be just the month for it to happen. The cosmos have aligned just so that you’ll be feeling positive and productive. Take full advantage of the vivacious energies headed your way by sticking to a sativa … Continue reading Cancer April 2016 →
Cancer March 2016
March 01, 2016 09:20The cosmos are aligning for a strong force of positivity for you stoner Crab. In fact, all bets are off this month as you will easily take the cake in all situations. This does not give you a free pass to do as you please, just a simple reassurance that this is the month to … Continue reading Cancer March 2016 →
Cancer February 2016
February 01, 2016 09:20Without light, stoner Cancer, there can be no shadows. You cannot hide in the dark just to blend in. As February begins you will have to curtail the urge to stand back and do nothing with your current situations. Fire up those Sativa trees to get your perspective in check and your gears grinding. Work … Continue reading Cancer February 2016 →
Cancer January 2016
January 01, 2016 09:20Happy 2016 stoner Cancer! Now that you’ve brought the New Year in with a Bang get ready for a busy January! For the most part you will enjoy the new twists and turns this month brings you. Remember that platform we talked about in December? Now is the time to test its durability. Work, work, … Continue reading Cancer January 2016 →
Cancer December 2015
December 01, 2015 09:20Decisions, decisions, decisions! Yes stoner Cancer making decisions is what you will be up to this December. Not to fret, as each possibility will peak your interest. You will need to stay busy and keep a nice hybrid in your pipe this month; as the harder you work the more positivity will flow to you. … Continue reading Cancer December 2015 →
Cancer November 2015
November 01, 2015 09:20Stoner Crab your strong convictions and emotional self will be empowered by your aggressiveness and intensity. Keep your vape full of indica as you must master these feelings in order to be most productive in all areas of your life. Utilize the indica for its calming properties but do not allow yourself to overindulge and … Continue reading Cancer November 2015 →
Cancer October 2015
October 01, 2015 08:20After last month’s fiery cataclysm, stoner Cancer, you need to relax a bit. Find your favorite smoke spot and vape away some of your woe. Be conscious of the burning embers of last month; if stoked they will set aflame quickly and wreak havoc once again. This October is not the time to set … Continue reading Cancer October 2015 →
Cancer September 2015
September 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Cancer the month of September may have you wrecked like that medible you ate last weekend. All your past decisions will be up for trial this month so hold on tight and do your best to stick to your guns. If you were right before you are still ahead of the curve. Although, any … Continue reading Cancer September 2015 →
Cancer August 2015
August 01, 2015 08:20Life force up! Strength up! Determination? Well, my stoner Crab, you will have to rein in all your positivity this last month of summer. Concentrate all your focus on being in the moment this month. Keep a hybrid close and lean on your sacred herb as needed for you will be hurdling some pretty heavy … Continue reading Cancer August 2015 →
Cancer July 2015
July 01, 2015 08:20Breathe in life’s energy, breathe out success. Breathe in the positivity of the universe, breathe out happiness. Breathe in your favorite trees, breathe out your worries. My Stoner Crab you have an extraordinary month ahead of you! My only serious note for you is to remember you are not a superhero, invincible, or even unbreakable. … Continue reading Cancer July 2015 →
Cancer June 2015
June 01, 2015 08:20My dearest Cancer, this month will be tiresome. You will have to work very hard to maintain equilibrium. Do not fall into the laziness that will call your name from the indica strains in June. Keep your friendly sativa near to you throughout this month as it will help you with focus. You will need … Continue reading Cancer June 2015 →
Cancer May 2015
May 01, 2015 08:20Dearest Cancer, May will be an enigmatic time for you. You will feel the universe pulsating through you in very empathetic ways. If you are utilizing the medical properties of the sacred herb for psychological benefits: Don’t leave home without it. On that note this is not the month to change up your regimen. Stick … Continue reading Cancer May 2015 →
Cancer April 2015
April 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Crab, are you ready for this month? In April you will feel life’s forces running rampant through your veins. Yes this is the break you’ve been waiting for. The only stipulation with this energy is to use it wisely and save some for the future months where you will need it. It is like … Continue reading Cancer April 2015 →
Cancer March 2015
March 01, 2015 09:20Put on your dancing shoes and groove your way through the month of March my sweet leaf smoking Cancer! It seems nothing can stop you this month. Although nothing new will pop up and change you drastically; many things you were working towards will open up and bloom. So get ready to skyrocket down those … Continue reading Cancer March 2015 →
Cancer February 2015
February 01, 2015 09:20Stoner Cancer, here is your checklist of needed items this month: Sativa, Hybrid & CBD. Don’t leave home without them! It seems in February there will be a whirlwind of directions that will be going on for the mysterious Cancer. You will work hard, celebrate well and overcome obstacles if only you try. Use your … Continue reading Cancer February 2015 →
Cancer January 2015
January 01, 2015 21:20This will be an interesting start to your new year Cancer. This month you will find yourself biting your tongue, restraining your feelings and have a bridge or two to cross. Break out your thickest skin and keep the Pocket Bub full of a nice Sativa. Depending on your life course, you will be faced … Continue reading Cancer January 2015 →