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Bull parade and slug cruisade

March 05, 2007 23:00 - 868 KB

As every first tuesday of the month, the festivities will include some of the most daring acrobats, the fantastic bearded twin swede top models, and as once and always, the ever popular bull parade and slug cruisade, straight from the old tradition of the stubudoriunostaveros tribe.

Sour grapes nd blueberry juice

March 04, 2007 23:00 - 2.03 MB

Breakfast being te most important meal of the day, it is important to have an adequate amount of ll the daily nutrients. Sour grapes and blueberry juice are important in the balancing of your diet. To be fit, this is a good start.

False tune is out

March 03, 2007 23:00 - 1.68 MB

Ten years ago it was pretty hip to be out of tune. It was sort of a way to express one's individuality and uniqueness. Now the times have changed, it isn't hip anymore, false tune is out. Out, period.

You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond

March 02, 2007 23:00 - 1.4 MB

When you look at yourself in the mirror, it's as it had never been. Your eyes are far, your mind is too, you see your skin and it cracks, it scratches too. The aches, the pain, and your hairs are dark. You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond. Times change, you too.

Around the world and the seas go away

March 01, 2007 23:00 - 2.86 MB

They had a few years before of them. The crew was prepared both physicaly and mentally, they had enough citrus to fight scurvy, they knew the prize they could expect if they did make it alive until the end of their journey. They where sailing around the world, and the seas go away.

Small lady bug but dead

February 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.5 MB

Red with little black dots on the back, she flies through the skies. From one flower to another, she bounces and bounces up as a fly. In a few minutes she will meet the crow. She then will still be a small lady bug but dead.

Hell yes

February 27, 2007 23:00 - 1.33 MB

Hell yes, you bet. I'm in.

Four wheels and a turbo

February 26, 2007 23:00 - 971 KB

Wooh that felt good. Riding and cruising across the lands, driving in a straight line, the slow motion of the cylindrical idle, the purring and the growling where only symphony to me. And I forgot the best, the wheezing of the turbo, fast and nervous, all my mind needed where four wheels and a turbo.

Lions and a panda

February 25, 2007 23:00 - 1.49 MB

Right here in the savannah, there where many Lions and a panda. No, not Zebras and a panda, not crocodiles and a panda, not elephants and a panda, not monkeys and a panda, no, but maybe giraffes and a panda. No, just kiddin', it was lions and a panda.

Sam the sesame salesman

February 24, 2007 23:00 - 1.39 MB

Anyone that sold little seeds in the twenties was automatically catapulted to the higher ranks of society. One of the prosperous ones was named Sam. It was Sam the sesame salesman.

Oyster heaven in an aquarium

February 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.63 MB

Impossible! It is impossible to have you be freed when you get eaten. You're a trained city oyster, you will never be able to be happy in the open sea. For a sea molusk, oyster heaven is geographically limited, in an aquarium, oyster heaven in an aquarium.

A sunset and a kiss

February 22, 2007 23:00 - 1.12 MB

The animals only come out of the darkness at night to drink at the pond. The predators are however not asleep, and the risk is high for one to come out of the bush and satisfy his hunger. But all the animals want is a sunset and a kiss.

A vacuum cleaner

February 21, 2007 23:00 - 1.69 MB

The broom is nice, but it isn't as efficient as what modern technology has acustomed to. There are many new technologies for us modern-men that make our daily life much easier. The vacuum cleaner ain't one of them. It's noisy and still has to be strolled around the house. What we modern homo-sapiens need is A vacuum cleaner for the true revolution to begin.

Soap Box Sausage

February 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.16 MB

No, it is impossible to make a sausage using only a soapbox. It has been tried many times, that is indeed true, but for each time a failure. This is sad but realistic.

Romantism is back in trends

February 19, 2007 23:00 - 1.26 MB

That's a happy fact. After years in the no-foreplay zone, we are back on the good tracks with loads of smooth and mellow, tons of pink and purple. It's true romantism is back in trends.

Trumpets of Zunglob

February 18, 2007 23:00 - 811 KB

Handy as can be, a brass ensemble can not be as powerful without the trumpets of Zunglob. They are mighty loud and mighty good.

I like to hide

February 17, 2007 23:00 - 1.28 MB

Since I was aware of myself, I liked to stay at a distance. It is much more confortable to stand away, to stare at the scene while the others move in and ramble. I like to hide, I like it that way.

My right ear scratches

February 16, 2007 23:00 - 1.82 MB

Really, it's true, I've got that itch. It's really bothering, the more I feel it, the more I want to grab it and scratch it, my right ear scratches me.

Orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit

February 15, 2007 23:00 - 1.55 MB

As common knowledge would put it, the objects one states can sometimes be incorrect and thus induce comprehension errors. It is also true that orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit. Some would even go further as to state it is of a fruit, but I would reply that it is in fact in the fruit.

The graveyard is full of fun

February 14, 2007 23:00 - 763 KB

This is a fact. There graveyard is full of fun, there are so many things to do. It is a quiet place with space, many nice plants, lots of stones, peaceful trees, benches (important, never forget), sometimes even small bridges and false wells. Yeah, yeepee.

Sam the big old bearded sheppard

February 13, 2007 23:00 - 1.5 MB

Bee, beee said the small white and soft quadrupedes. Moo, mooo said Sam the big old bearded sheppard in a try to stay convincing. The sheeps however did not understand cow-speak well, and therefore they all jumped off the cliff into the ocean. The water was pretty warm, they spent the rest of the afternoon sun bathing.

The donuts will get you

February 12, 2007 23:00 - 1.31 MB

Then again he had to run over the corpse. There was fear in the air, the night was dark and there where nobody around to seek help. What could he do? To run was the only hope. Far away he could guess the lights from the freeway, but hey the hope is nothing, they are too fast. The donuts will get you.

Don't forget the lasso, it could serve

February 11, 2007 23:00 - 1.83 MB

When the cows are a bit too frantic, when the blizzard is up, when the hills are golden and the grill is red, the urge for a steak is unbarable. So gals and guys, don't forget the lasso, it could serve.

Thank you all for coming

February 10, 2007 23:00 - 1.41 MB

This is a special night tonight, it is a special occasion that we must share together and this is why I would like to thank you all for coming.

This is my hat respect it

February 09, 2007 23:00 - 1.17 MB

You know how it is. The sun, the rain, the wind, they all make you feel like your head is bare naked. This is why I always have one at disposal. This is my hat respect it.

Beuarg

February 08, 2007 23:00 - 1.54 MB

While you stay strong in the face of human insanity, you can't stay still and steady while your heart gets to figure out stupidity. You must scream, and this is it: beuarg.

Shampoo for all

February 07, 2007 23:00 - 1.55 MB

Once every few days, you feel a bit sticky and unclean. There is a specific reason: your hairs are greasy. No matter how hard you treat yourself to keeping the sebum away, you hairs have no escape. Cheers, shampoo for all.

Short piece

February 06, 2007 23:00 - 729 KB

It's large, it's fat, it's huge, it's enormous but it's a short piece.

It's the static invasion

February 05, 2007 23:00 - 1.37 MB

All over the place, no reason to hide because it's too late. There was an escape, but now it is too late. It's the static invasion.

Tea time while in the moonlight

February 04, 2007 23:00 - 1.46 MB

Four o clock in sweden, it's winter, it is night, it's tea time. There is no choice, this is tea time while in the moonlight.

Just throw your butt out

February 03, 2007 23:00 - 1.28 MB

It's cold out there, it's very cold, but you know it, or must I say butt you know it, you have to have enough courage, just throw your but out, or must I say just throw your butt out.

Sleepy woman steep hill

February 02, 2007 23:00 - 1.22 MB

Yo can go for a win, you can hope all your sin, you might dream or fantasize the moment, but be prepared, before sleepy woman, steep hill.

Hi I'm here wainting for the bus

February 01, 2007 23:00 - 842 KB

It's cold outside, it's not raining, but it's freezing. I keep my hands in my pockets, I want to feel worm. Hi, I'm here waiting for the bus.

Zobelburger runtime error

January 31, 2007 23:00 - 744 KB

Definitely can't understand what has happened. My computer just crashed indicating a zobelburger runtime error. I don't get it.

Boring

January 30, 2007 23:00 - 793 KB

Not the first, not the last, one in the middle, one that just is boring.

Bouncing and bouncing rolling to town

January 29, 2007 23:00 - 1.22 MB

She just gotten twenty five years old, she was fit, she was slim, but she definitely could maintain some plumpyness at some places, and they where bouncing and bouncing, rolling to town. She wanted to dance.

Rusty convertible trailer

January 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.44 MB

Rollin', rollin', rollin', it was a jumpin', runnin', growlin', it was a super, fantastic swingin', a nice and cosy, a fun and rusty convertible trailer.

While you where home I was out

January 27, 2007 23:00 - 1.9 MB

It isn't very complicated to understand. You stayed home, to work, I went to get some things to eat tonight. While you where home, I was out. That's it.

There are no rules

January 26, 2007 23:00 - 1.45 MB

One, you stand up, two you jump, up, and down, three you wiggle, four you scream, five you go nuts, six you smile. Because there are no rules.

The fun house is nothing but gern

January 25, 2007 23:00 - 1.19 MB

His English speaking got better and better. As years went by, his accent was less marked, his words better carved, but when he went to the casino and got a little excited, he couldn't manage not saying gern at the end of his now traditional phrase. Yes, indeed, the fun house is nothing but gern.

La la la bra la la

January 24, 2007 23:00 - 1.96 MB

"La la la bra la la" she sang, "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until the sky became dark. Then it rained. But she wouldn't stop singing "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until she drowned.

South of the sea it is dry

January 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.25 MB

Take the sun. It goes up, stays a while at top, returns down on the other side, and while there are other stars, he is the only one that really warms our atmosphere. And south of the sea it is dry.

Manamanomamumo

January 22, 2007 23:00 - 1.73 MB

He had a large beard, strong eyes, a angular mouth, and he moved his head as if he was made of steel. The locals commonly referred to him as 'the steel giant', 'muscles', or, sometimes, and maybe by the more intimates 'manamanomamumo'.

Slow truc

January 21, 2007 23:00 - 1.31 MB

The large v8 engine roared with a powerful background hum. The gaz pedal went down, the tires screetched, the race was on, but this truck, definitely, was a slow truck. Or as the French say, a slow truc.

The road is full of rocks

January 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.05 MB

Full drive is an interesting option, the ride gets much smoother in the mud, the snow, and on the sand. But the price tag is a bit steep for an option you'd seldom use if you're from the city. Well, the road is full of rocks and you might well get 4x4.

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