Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast
365 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 16 years ago - ★★★★ - 2 ratingsVinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
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Sneaky sailor
August 02, 2007 23:00 - 1.14 MBWhen on the sea you want to flee, the best you get is a sneaky sailor. One that's all muscle. If you don't care, you can go alone, but beware, nothing's better than a sneaky sailor run on the ocean.
Supertub
August 01, 2007 23:00 - 1.6 MBHo, ha, you drop your feets go into it. They feel the warmth, they ache no more, this is a supertub, with bubbles and all. Supertub, supertub come to me.
Synthetised bubble
July 31, 2007 23:00 - 1.98 MBHe would be true, he would be too. Running and sweating to let all be new. Renewed to be down, he is so lone, he has some synthetised bubble. And lives in, hard as a pin.
Stars in the sea
July 30, 2007 23:00 - 2.62 MBThere are fishes until you can't see. Into the deep, there some eyes, that look at you. There are stars in the sea, there are animals to let you be, in the deepest of seas, there are some lights.
Rent my town
July 29, 2007 23:00 - 1.41 MBPlease mister I need the money. I am young, you where too, please understand what it means. I am not selling, I just want some time to stand up. Pleas miss, rent my town.
Thirsty mouth
July 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.66 MBWarm is the summer. Hot is the time. No water, it's hotter. And I can see your thirsty mouth. It would be cool, it would refresh, a beer, a keg, with ice to freeze. I want it be.
Sceneries from where you are
July 27, 2007 23:00 - 2.35 MBI wish I'd be inside your head, behind your eyes I want to share, the feel and see the sceneries from where you are. I won't be mean, I will share them, I will let you know that I love them.
Lemon curd
July 26, 2007 23:00 - 2.33 MBMake the dessert. Make it light, make it sweet, make me love it, I want to eat. With delectation I want to taste its lemon curd, nothing will ever beat it.
These are the ones I'd like
July 25, 2007 23:00 - 1.7 MBThe old lady was in the flower shop since this morning, and no one could reall figure what she wanted. She wandered between plants and flowers, but suddenly screamed: These are the ones I'd like!
Grgr just my str
July 24, 2007 23:00 - 2.81 MBMichael, you might better know that: zdzfue strimm the blubb! And if you don't like that you might as well grgr just my str, or else.
Super Canary
July 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.59 MBIt is yellow, it is strong, it flies through the air like a speeding bullet, it is Super Canary. He will be there whenever the poor and the needy will be in trouble, to whistle them an annoying and cute little song.
Steaming punk ska
July 22, 2007 23:00 - 1.38 MBDancing and rolling. Rocking and stomping, this is the steaming punk ska you all believe in. Funking and shacking. Sweating and freaking. This is the dance you all wish to loose your mind on.
Swimming pool
July 21, 2007 23:00 - 2.22 MBThis beautiful house has a grand backyard and a nonetheless huge swimming pool. The kids will love it and if you plan on a barbecue next week end, everyone will be delighted. Trust me, it's a bargain.
Nerds on fire
July 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.8 MBLinda, Olga, Ruth and Wendy where going to put some nerds on fire. These mini-skirts where so short, their legs so smooth, it was going to be easy to get the job done. All they wanted was their homework to be done by some nice and friendly nerds. Because the results had to be good.
Butt kicking
July 19, 2007 23:00 - 1.97 MBButt kicking until the day ends, butt kicking you will be king, butt kicking there are no rules, we are butt kicking and nobody's rocking, we are butt kicking, better than a sting.
My ducks are ready
July 18, 2007 23:00 - 1.45 MBYo soldiers. Are you ready? The chinese restaurant is coming to us, we will resist. My ducks are ready, good. Let's make it a revenge and show that the best chinese food doesn't necessarily mean duck. Let's all hail for vegetarian, vegetarian!
Grated cheese and my love life
July 17, 2007 23:00 - 1.91 MBI feel today that grated cheese and my love life don't have so much in common. And this is apart from the odor, the looks and the taste of it. My love life does not seem to melt on pasta nor pizza. And that's important.
This stinks
July 16, 2007 23:00 - 1.77 MBHard to tell you that another was. This stinks. You where all right, it does not smell good. Smells like fish or rotten rats. This is when we all hope a good wind will blow it away.
Sesame and entrepreneurship
July 15, 2007 23:00 - 1.26 MBYou will invest into beer making. And while you're at it, look at sesame and entrepreneurship, it seems promising. Sesame can be found everywhere from burger buns to salads, the wow factor is high with these seeds.
Steaming blotovs
July 14, 2007 23:00 - 1.51 MBWhat are steaming blotovs? They are the feets of pink debelbillius birds. What is special about them is their orange hooks, and the small perspiration vents that steam when the weather is cold. Blotov was an adventurer and had discovered them by the mid-twentfifth century.
Turbo fish and chips
July 13, 2007 23:00 - 2.11 MBMonday morning, she was hungry. She was also late for work. She took a turbo fish and chips, ketchup and mayonnaise, and zoop she was behind her desk, full of energy and ready to carry on all the crucial things that needed to be done.
Snif, it is finished
July 12, 2007 23:00 - 1.44 MBBoohoo, Linda and Markus too are very sad. Snif, it is finished and we will have to wait another year to live something as good again. These winter festivals are so cool, can't wait. Maybe next summer, maybe next spring. That'll make time go faster.
Smart crumble people
July 11, 2007 23:00 - 2.26 MBThey though they could get me, but no. Ok, it was close and they are the smart crumble people, but I'm the one that resisted until now and I don't plan on letting down yet.
Tranquility is round
July 10, 2007 23:00 - 1.58 MBAny old man can tell you. Tranquility is round. Not that they have anything against squares, but that's how things are in the space and time of old men. Young women will tell you it's straight, but that is another story.
Pegasus is, was a horse, not
July 09, 2007 23:00 - 1.49 MBHorses run all in a grand family. He had maybe betrayed him a bit. Just a tad, but Pegasus is, was a horse, not, maybe half a man. Well nobody knows.
Small goats
July 08, 2007 23:00 - 1.91 MBThe field is good for any kind of crop. Moreover, it is good for any animal you wish to feed. Sheeps, horses, cows, lamas, even small goats can find their meat on this kind of land. It is rich, I tell you.
This was a sound and entertaining movie
July 07, 2007 23:00 - 1.49 MBEvery week or so she'd go to the movies. Most often did she choose a romantic comedy to let herself slip out of her dull existence, maybe just for a few minutes. But today she went and saw the 'Elephant maniac hotdog' sequel, and she felt this was a sound and entertaining movie.
My funny friend herb
July 06, 2007 23:00 - 1.66 MBThis is her, oh, and my funny friend herb. He's the one who invented the herb tea all our grammas drink before bed time. Not to diuretic, not to exciting, simply the best. He's also the guy with the smoke mixture, the herb one, yes, that herb.
Restaurant endeavour
July 05, 2007 23:00 - 2.39 MBYes. We are all bar addicts. We are all ones that like to lay sitting and drinking. But sometimes a soul must eat, and there is a restaurant endeavour that we will all once realize.
Sneaky Snaky the wild hog
July 04, 2007 23:00 - 1.83 MBYesterday I was walking down the new avenue at central Dortmall. Midway through my small stroll, I was horrified. This was Sneaky Snaky the wild hog, hoggier than ever, running accross the parking lot, the one and only, or maybe the one of the two of them.
Cherries and pine
July 03, 2007 23:00 - 1.41 MBFruits and plants are closely related. While Humphrey would walk the dog, Hermy, the nice red haired librarian would collect cherries and pine. Like that, just in case.
Real bobs
July 02, 2007 23:00 - 1.23 MBSometimes life holds to some little detail. For example a completely fun and sensual story can just get ruined by the lack of an o. The single missing voyel would have changed everything, including this one story where the real bobs are far less recomforting.
The nice camera
July 01, 2007 23:00 - 1.52 MBHey Phil, please hand me the other cam. No, not the one with the wide angle but the one next to it. You know, the nice camera, the one with the good looking viewfinder and the new paint job.
Canine happy
June 30, 2007 23:00 - 1.67 MBFelines share to some extent the goods when it comes to share food and social entertainment in our modern societies. But what really is canine happy is often closer to what mankind craves for, thus some advantage to the woof pet.
The train stays still
June 29, 2007 23:00 - 2.71 MBThe time was hard for coal workers. When they had the chance of working for a succesfull mine, they wouldn't get any part of the dough. But when the mine was empty, the trains stays still, and the miner becomes skinny.
Salad bar delight
June 28, 2007 23:00 - 2.19 MBTake away the eggplant, a bit too mushy, overcooked, the rest of the bar is delicious, it is a real salad bar delight. You might want to take the pancakes extra, but they're a bit greasy.
This is no light molybdena
June 27, 2007 23:00 - 1.55 MBYou though mercury was heavy. James thought so too. But wait until he has to carry an once of this baby, this is no light molybdena. It's really heavier than Elias thought.
Letter to the editor
June 26, 2007 23:00 - 1.31 MBThis is my letter to the editor. I want to say I am shocked by your magazine. The article about lava and derived mesopotamian eagles is not accurate. I wanted to be sure you knew and did everything you could to correct that mistake.
Let the french fries be
June 25, 2007 23:00 - 1.99 MBIf you want to call yourself someone open and free, just let the french fries be. Then we'll talk.
Crusty crumble
June 24, 2007 23:00 - 1.54 MBShelly is a really nice cook. She had been studying desserts, and she could bake a mean crust. Everyone would beg her to make their papillas growl, one could just imagine her crusty crumble and drown in saliva.
Little finger
June 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.9 MBMy hands have both five fingers. Actually my feet do to. The smallest one is logically named the little finger.
Ham
June 22, 2007 23:00 - 1.95 MBThe sandwich is made of many prime materials. The salad is first grade, the tomato is really succulent and ripe as any gourmet could desire, and I will not even go on to describe the ham, the butter, and the mayonnaise.
Simple solutions
June 21, 2007 23:00 - 1.94 MBTo complex problems there are always simple solutions. Often you will look at the impending variables and see insolubility, but hey, you shall be optimistic and attack the core of all troubles.
Crushed Emedest
June 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.12 MBThe canary's name was Emedest. Once the big dog had crushed him, there was not much left to sing about. Poor crushed Emedest, he sang so well, and his plumage was so lively.
Rasta far east
June 19, 2007 23:00 - 1.66 MB'I have the company you need', the pink laden salesman told Mr Gary Grind. 'If you are thinking about the rasta far east market, we have what you need', he looked convincing. The deal was on, GG liked them who said things frankly.
Slobolouough
June 18, 2007 23:00 - 1.25 MBHis name was hard to say. Once memorized however, and naturally once one understood how to pronounce it, it became rather simple. Even to yell it was simple then.
Left hand's pinata
June 17, 2007 23:00 - 1.44 MBParty everyone. Let's go, let's all have fun. Take that stick and got get it, this left hand's pinata is ready to get hit!
Taylor handmade broom
June 16, 2007 23:00 - 1.86 MBThe company's business plan is relatively lisible. They make all kinds of brooms. Some have synthetic hair, the other's animal or vegetal (bio), and their service goes up to the taylor handmade broom rolls-royce of brooms made of platinum and silk (diamond incrustations extra).
Retain your power
June 15, 2007 23:00 - 2.44 MBShe must deliberately withold the force, she knows she can easily go through, but she must really retain her powers, then she might try to retain your power. But only then.
Dog ready
June 14, 2007 23:00 - 1.84 MBThis house is very well build. From the fire extinguisher on the front porch to the emergency exits from all the main rooms, it is even dog ready with special openings enabling your pets to go inside and out.