Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast
365 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 16 years ago - ★★★★ - 2 ratingsVinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
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Be fun and grateful
September 21, 2007 23:00 - 1.08 MBIf the man at the back offers you a grapefruit juice, don't act like a fool Be fun and grateful and cheer the company, otherwise you'll only look dumb.
Kind of a green fandango
September 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.08 MBBlue, yellow, and green, this is kind of a red, yellow, and orange fandango. Brown, purple, and grey, this is, no, this is kind of a green fandango.
Yes he did because he could
September 19, 2007 23:00 - 1.31 MBDid he do it because he was smart and strong? Well, yes, he did because he could, because he could he did, and because he did we are currently speaking about it.
Humble poet
September 18, 2007 23:00 - 1.57 MBSome inexistant poet would be a humbl poet, but then if you are the one who names himself so, you might find hard to convince him of this.
Savages in your automobile
September 17, 2007 23:00 - 1.24 MBIf you think I am the cause of all the mess in your car, you are wrong. The cause is unexpected but nevertheless true, there where savages in your automobile and they are responsible for all the misshaps.
Hotel Desafinado
September 16, 2007 23:00 - 1.21 MBThis is a four star hotel. You will get all the confort you'd expect from a place like Hotel Desafinado, the pool, the bed, the bar, the restaurant, the luxury goods, and that exquisite sense for fashionable items.
Burgler and staplers
September 15, 2007 23:00 - 1.42 MBI want my ham burgler and staplers for lunch. I am hungry and not willing to negociate. I want my ham burgler and staplers, I won't discuss.
Velocity increased
September 14, 2007 23:00 - 1000 KBHumbert would say to Jane that was how things where. She'd however not beleive it, and while the velocity increased, she would start taking things a bit more seriously and understand that what he meant was to be listened to.
Freaking hot cakes
September 13, 2007 23:00 - 1.47 MBWoa, these are the nasty ones, the ones I did not hope ever to mess with, never to get to know, the freaking hot cakes are so damn' hot, I'm a bit scared.
Helmet decades
September 12, 2007 23:00 - 868 KBWe enter the helmet decades where nobody is ever safe without his reinforced hat. For many years to come humans will have to protect themeselves from thes new deadly weapons from the sky.
Yoddling goats
September 11, 2007 23:00 - 1.57 MBSwiss speciality indeed the yoddling goats are great fun to watch. They yoddle over and over from dusk until dawn. They keep it going and going, dancing and having fun, they are great masters of ceremony.
Froggle the deep impacter
September 10, 2007 23:00 - 1.5 MBHe had a name: Froggle the deep impacter. He was the toughest jet propulsed metal-oxyde reinforced jet missile. Nothing could resist his impact when at full speed. Nothing but now.
Question of turns
September 09, 2007 23:00 - 827 KBSheila is very smart. She knows it is a question of turns when it comes to employee satisfaction. This isn't the first time she's seeing that kind of a fight, and she is willing to resolve it.
Dirt roll
September 08, 2007 23:00 - 1.65 MBI have finished eating. I had bread with cheese, and now I need to give a shot at the dirt roll in order to get rid of all these crumbs. It works really well, it is a great invention.
Strong powerhouse build unit
September 07, 2007 23:00 - 1.59 MBThe grey one is well made, it is a strong powerhouse build unit from the seventies. They knew well how to make unbreakable stuff in those days. Now I don't say today's work is not as good, it's just something I came accross. Or do you think I'm wrong? Naaa, said Layla.
People train is for you
September 06, 2007 23:00 - 957 KBLooking for some great occasion to travel accross the continent? People train is for you, the future is not for then, it is now with the People train.
Lemon strings
September 05, 2007 23:00 - 1.09 MBFirst mix the sugar into the hot water until you get a smooth sirup. Than throw in the lemon strings. Let them cook for about five minutes and add the ginger. While you keep that mix hot, go get the ice cream in the freezer.
The fire matcher
September 04, 2007 23:00 - 1.2 MBThank you for coming by. I am the fire matcher, what do you want? I want fire, said the little piglet. You want fire? responded the fire matcher. Yes! Yes what? Yes, please!
Quest for fried chipmunks
September 03, 2007 23:00 - 1.5 MBMany historians debate wether or not the quest for fried chipmunks did provoke, or not, the colonisation of the western lands. Not many documents from the time have been preserved, and this matter needs a bit more thought.
The smurfs did vomit
September 02, 2007 23:00 - 2.33 MBIt is a fact: the smurfs did vomit. But our young lecturers wouldn't have been able to cope with the crude truth.
Ridiculous red nosed goat
September 01, 2007 23:00 - 1.3 MBJack is a goat. He is well build, as he should be, and can handle fairly massive amounts of work on the farm. Joe is another goat, he is also known as the ridiculous red nosed goat, but his nose is in fact pink. And it isn't so ridiculous by the way. And he's a cow too.
Fat discussions
August 31, 2007 23:00 - 1.85 MBThese are the ones I thought of yesterday. I'm tired of the fat discussions with no sense. I want to be able to hear something else that will make our brain shake, and our hearts flake.
Live the life
August 30, 2007 23:00 - 824 KBNo advice will sound better than the one I will give you Hemley. Live the life, live it like you had no ties. Try to get as much as you can because there ain't much left now you know.
Darker than leftovers
August 29, 2007 23:00 - 836 KBYou can be scared of me. Yes I am not only the dark one, but I am darker, even darker than leftovers, and this is not all. I am mean, so mean. I told you, darker than leftovers.
Strutter
August 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.04 MBSince the problems with his feet had risen, he was forced to use his strutter to go around. Now that he was being followed, he felt rather helpless and whished he hadn't been so relaxed on the shoes he had for the marathon.
Julius Deadalus
August 27, 2007 23:00 - 886 KBThe last roman emperor had that strange name. In many history books can you find it, but his real name, not the hollywood sounding one, was Julius Deadalus king of Rome, the lioncake emperor. No one knows why lioncake and what it was, but that's history.
Natural made pie
August 26, 2007 23:00 - 1.1 MBLinda loved to eat sweets. She liked the pies a lot, I can think of this natural made pie, made of cherries and lemon, it was really so good. Mary didn't like linda, but that was it.
Enable my hard drive
August 25, 2007 23:00 - 3.13 MBIf you don't quickly enable my hard drive my system is going to crash. My computer is getting slower everyday and I am sure I will regret soon not having called you to do so before. Please don't make me beg more, I have begged too much already. Thanks.
Five circus in town
August 24, 2007 23:00 - 1.52 MBThere are five circus in town this week-end. Flavio's flying, Rosemario's House of Fierce Animals, Emilio's Happy Family, Sybellio's Space Odyssey Adventure Tent, and John's Circus for the elderly. The last one's success is unprecedented, the poodle show is great, this is for sure.
Citrus flowers
August 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.68 MBWhen I mix my lemonade I like to add it a bit of dried crunched citrus flowers. It adds some spice to the overall taste and it is a touch of originality that makes my lemonade recognizable.
Extra scorpion
August 22, 2007 23:00 - 1.34 MBI want an extra scorpion. I just have one and they are fun. This is a joy for me to see, the little beast's foots and fingers, and the badest of tails. They know how to play.
The entropy is lost
August 21, 2007 23:00 - 1.97 MBThese are the laws of physics. When you open the cooler's door, the entropy is lost and the food gets warm. It's so simple, it's so dumb. Entropy is about all there is to it.
Fiddling in the rubadub
August 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.71 MBHave you ever tried this. When Shelley got bored she tried it too. The pleasure was intense, a warmth she'd find one of her bests. Fiddling in the rubadub is one of the greates things one can hope for.
Question of relation
August 19, 2007 23:00 - 3.23 MBThis was tuesday on a foggy morning. The question of relation came first to the minds of all the congressmen. They where afraid. But the day just started, and the worse was to come.
Why did you stay
August 18, 2007 23:00 - 2.09 MBI had nothing, you didn't either. Why did you stay, I don't want to. I have no nerve, maybe you did, I wish I'd knew, but I'm a kid, and I can't stand to let it be.
Tailing the fleas
August 17, 2007 23:00 - 2.22 MBWith this new apparatus, you can be sure they have no way to get you lost. If you think about tailing the fleas, just think of me, I won't let you.
Roller toaster
August 16, 2007 23:00 - 1.34 MBYou put the bread, the toaster's red. You like it hot, like in a roller toaster. Your jam is good, the butter too, you let them drop, you eat them now, until there's none.
Funky buttocks
August 15, 2007 23:00 - 1.94 MBFunky buttocks are better than moldy asses. This is what she thinks and I respect it. She has got some say, she had got years of experience, and I like her. She's a good play.
The sweet groove
August 14, 2007 23:00 - 1.6 MBOh, hoho, this is my feel, I've got some pain deep in my knees. Have you heard my love, is gone for good, the sweet groove it is, I wish I'd lie, and let me go.
Melodies that go wha
August 13, 2007 23:00 - 1.55 MBIn a world as today's, melodies that go wha have no more reason to be. Today we need rythm, we need some punch and popular sounds that can sell well. The last we need is something nice one can whistle.
The weeds are off
August 12, 2007 23:00 - 2.26 MBThey could be on, but once again they have come back and died so slow. The weeds are off and off for good, until next time.
Meat balls
August 11, 2007 23:00 - 2.74 MBScandinavian moose meat can make awesome meat balls. The kind you have to chew not because they're hard, but because they're tasty and wild.
First on the skate
August 10, 2007 23:00 - 2.31 MBIf I'd where first I'd go away. But I was not the first on the skate, I just was last, and being ten on one single board is a bit much if you want to make some spin.
Teenage crank
August 09, 2007 23:00 - 1.11 MBJust imagine a teenage girl. Just think your turn when you where so young. Just imagine a teenage crank, and just believe now you're too old.
Desperate naked weed
August 08, 2007 23:00 - 2.41 MBWhile winter lasts, the desperate naked weed just dies. It needs some sun, but there ain't enough, and so life goes a bit too far. Let's try plancton.
Cunundrum brigade
August 07, 2007 23:00 - 2.23 MBThey are a bit lazy but nevertheless dangerous. They are the cunundrum brigade. When hope has left, when the fine words are scarce, you just call them and everything's back. So fun.
Nice jeep
August 06, 2007 23:00 - 1.78 MBWhat a nice Pontiac. I wanted a Chevy, I thought I'd get a Saab, maybe I'd care for a Volvo, but I got a nice jeep. Now I can go ride up to the hill, stop everything there and go camping.
Albeit the waves
August 05, 2007 23:00 - 1.52 MBAlbeit the waves your speaker work fine. Don't you care about the tweeters, they won't let go, it is the woofer that feels a bit tight. If you do it bad, it will be too much, the waves will be so hard, the dome will blow.
Slim as a banana
August 04, 2007 23:00 - 1.69 MBSlim as a peach, you can even be slimmer. That's why all the women say, slim as a banana, slimmer than ever, slim as a peach, you're out of reach.
Dog barks
August 03, 2007 23:00 - 1.04 MBCat meows don't impress as much as dog barks. We don't understand it, but it's a fact. While the dog is man's best friend, we can't feel but the scare when the quadruped barks. Groaf, woof, kouak.