Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast
365 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 16 years ago - ★★★★ - 2 ratingsVinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
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Zorro and his dog
November 09, 2007 23:00 - 1.02 MBThere are a few myths that persist. For example it wasn't Zorro and his horse, but Zorro and his dog. When they filmed the show they however believed it would look too ackards having Zorro sit on a big dog, so that's how this one started.
Vicking tribe picknick
November 08, 2007 23:00 - 846 KBThe only word in vicking tribe picknick that is correctly written is tribe. Too many c's there are.
Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa
November 06, 2007 23:00 - 695 KBWho could understand such an absurd statement without a bit more information on the context. Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa could be meaningless unless you knew that his parents actually named him overhad wide space. Overhead Wide Ppace Mitchell Reymond is a nice guy, just has a complicated name.
Swiss carbless fat
November 05, 2007 23:00 - 1.7 MBIt was very interesting for that process to work. Swiss quality, and seriousness, great taste and near zero calories. Swiss carbless fat is the future of neutral cooking.
Quits while it sits
November 04, 2007 23:00 - 928 KBI really wanted to say this in English, but I can't find any word to translate the french term contrepetrie. Because quits while it sits could well be one, but it is not.
Derby for a small digger
November 03, 2007 23:00 - 784 KBThe derby for a small digger is a once a year event. Anyone can participate. The fee is hundred and fifty two dollar fifty, or hundred and one euro and fifty cents for those on this side of the ocean. Once payed you'll get all the other important details by regular mail.
Fat ass
November 02, 2007 23:00 - 1.08 MBAt first I wanted to say fat booty, but fat ass was a bit more what I intended. So I wrote it down and finally it works as expected, efficiently and expressively.
Join the tremor
November 01, 2007 23:00 - 1.19 MBAnd once again the whole crew felt inclined to invite the blue bell deep diving freestyle team to join the tremor. No cats will be accepted this time. Too complicated to manage.
Frivolous hen
October 31, 2007 23:00 - 1.03 MBA frivolous hen and an egg makes the farm a more interesting place. That's how the everyday dullness is forgotten to the best of incrdible day to day stories.
Rockets and motorcycles
October 30, 2007 23:00 - 1.28 MBIn a near future the only two interesting objects for cyborgs will be rockets and motorcycles. The first to protect them against automatic defense bots, the second to escape from them.
Turnover gig
October 29, 2007 23:00 - 1.34 MBEvery musician gets to change once in a while, this is the turnover gig where everyone gets a chance to play his piece.
Encompassing greyhound
October 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.68 MBHe is an encompassing greyhound, we don't know what that means, but that's what he is.
Carrying some loads
October 27, 2007 23:00 - 1.21 MBThe fantastic group of four they made was carrying some loads. Gladfully they had got those great suitcases we all have seen on the television. Superheroes can use some good technology too, it's not just for us basic humans.
Holly citrus juice
October 26, 2007 23:00 - 981 KBThe man made it so because its in his power. The holly citrus juice is above us all, we must respect it. Respect the juice and it will respect you.
Wurst champion
October 25, 2007 23:00 - 624 KBI didn't say the worst champion but wurst champion. No, I didn't express myself poorly, you just didn't listen to me well. Please don't try to make a fool out of everyone else than you, you're plain responsible for your incoherent attention.
Sure things are not brown
October 24, 2007 23:00 - 755 KBIn the sure things category, one thing is for sure, and that is that sure things are not brown. Even sure brownies. They are more like brownish.
Zilver zurfer
October 23, 2007 23:00 - 907 KBPardon my accent, but I happen to be a good friend of ze zilver zurfer and he salutes you thought he could not come wiz me.
Hop enturfer
October 22, 2007 23:00 - 1.1 MBTake this hop enturfer. In your journey through space and time it will make things much easier to bear. Take it from me.
The road to the toad is bumpy
October 21, 2007 23:00 - 1000 KBVery smooth ride to the dam. The road to the toad is bumpy. No one ever dared to ride through the old cypress path.
A bomb and all that stuff
October 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.15 MBThat is quite a big engine you have there. Sounds like a bomb and all that stuff around makes it even more massive looking. I wish I had one too.
Liability jeopardy
October 19, 2007 23:00 - 1.53 MBHell no. I will not go play liability jeopardy with this bunch of morons. Neil and Evelyne where there too and seemed to have had some hard time, all they wanted to do was leave.
Zenetocadortegua
October 18, 2007 23:00 - 1.78 MBYou are a flower lover. Then get out of your sofa, run through the door and go buy a zenetocadortegua. You will love it. And it makes a perfect gift too.
Lucie is a first name that fits
October 17, 2007 23:00 - 1.61 MBMildred is a nice first name but Lucie is a first name that fits much better with her small and svelte silhouette. Come on, don't be too jaleous, your name is great, you don't have to be envious.
Xiphoid and destoid bones
October 16, 2007 23:00 - 1.32 MBIf I was the lotoid bone I would be pissed off. All the attention the xiphoid and destoid bones receive is way overdone. These bones found in the paleolitical species of rhinoceratops cornulis are so overrated.
Olympic needles
October 15, 2007 23:00 - 1.48 MBThe olympic needles have well defined mensurations. They must weight a maximum of 7 grams, a length of 4 centimeters, and a diameter of 0.4 millimiters. Anything else will disqualify the contestants.
Juvenile hero
October 14, 2007 23:00 - 1.94 MBYes, he is indeed young but that doesn't make him anything else than a juvenile hero nonetheless. He deserved his price.
Master groom and company
October 13, 2007 23:00 - 1.15 MBYou will be very satisfied by the services of this top rated company that is mine. Master groom and company will deliver, I guarantee it.
Eminent responder
October 11, 2007 23:00 - 779 KBHe is the eminent responder the Nentumburduesterland group told you about. He is fast and he will get that paint job done in less time than you'll have to say it. And when I say it, I mean it.
Grand finale and lonely brandies
October 10, 2007 23:00 - 1.1 MBIf you wanted to get me confused you could have said you where going to the grand finale and lonely brandies. I wouldn't have understood and stayed in a frustrated state of shock.
Xerox mania
October 09, 2007 23:00 - 1.67 MBShe likes to copy, over and over, she likes to duplicate and let the photocopier go loose. She has that xerox mania, and it's getting worse.
Total vacuum cleaner broomstick
October 08, 2007 23:00 - 1.1 MBThis is one of the most unbelieved advancements in the history of the human kind. This is the perfect mix between the electric appliance and the simple tool for every day cleaning. Total vacuum cleaner broomstick is it.
Funky rhymes
October 07, 2007 23:00 - 1.37 MBEleonor was so subtle as to honour whatever dance that shall be brought, Eleonor she had no sore, she was ready and never bore. Eleonor she was so fun, I think we'll always keep her and honor.
Open drafts to go nowhere
October 06, 2007 23:00 - 1.09 MBI am not going. There are open drafts to go nowhere and I am not going there. Lemernd did want to, but felt I should come with him, wich I will not.
Ample precedence
October 05, 2007 23:00 - 1.7 MBI do confirm I had enough time to manage the fire and the smoke, I did have ample precedence and didn't take it seriously enough. I agree, but I can not take the fault.
Jump on the table Mickey
October 04, 2007 23:00 - 820 KBDonald is waiting, Minnie is out, Pluto is in the kitchen and you've been waiting for a long time to get drunk and do it. Jump on the table Mickey, and then trash everything in the room, you deserve it.
Lemon distribution
October 03, 2007 23:00 - 1.25 MBThe detail of the retaliation will probably never be known to us, but everything started with lemon distribution. Three years ago the rebellion tried to lock the government in using their droid army, and, as in the old old times, scorbut started to take its toll.
Use your brains and get out
October 02, 2007 23:00 - 1.42 MBPlease could you for once use your brains and get out? It's sunny outside and miss Leslie Dillo has been waiting for you to go play at the park.
Watch the TV
October 01, 2007 23:00 - 703 KBListen to the radio, read the paper, but don't you ever watch the TV. You might become dumb and then it'll be too late. Don't be a fool.
Elderly saxophones
September 30, 2007 23:00 - 1.31 MBNew isn't trendy. What the people want is free access to elderly saxophones for any occasion to party. Elderly! Saxophones! Elderly! Elderly saxophones for everyone!
What's the matter
September 29, 2007 23:00 - 1.59 MBWhat could it be. Years of geological and antropological research had slowly answered most of the questions we thought would help us understand better how the Tellegethy lived. But what's the matter now, doesn't the answer nicely fit together?
Abort the countdown or go away
September 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.21 MBPlease abort the countdown or go away. The sake of our planet is my concern, and if I don't expect you to do it, at least leave and let me or one of us do. Come on, don't shy on us like that.
Fortissimo madam
September 27, 2007 23:00 - 1.47 MBPlease sir, I would like my steak nice and tasty. Fortissimo madam? Yes, why not, I'm in that mood and I'm hungry. Oh, and make another one for Bob, fortissimo I expect. That's when Bob fainted.
Wendy is a freak
September 26, 2007 23:00 - 868 KBAll the Wendy's in the audience will excuse me, but the one I'm thinking of will surely recognize herself. Wendy is a freak, but I do appreciate her nonetheless. You hear me Wendy?
Gentle crocodile
September 25, 2007 23:00 - 1.55 MBWho could ever have imagined such a gentle crocodile? He was so kind with the little kittens. But at the end he ate them anyway.
Xophoid breakdance
September 24, 2007 23:00 - 1.42 MBYo the new guy! said Jozzef the tattooed indian guy. Do you know the new dance? Lemmo was not impressed by the tough looks and firm voice. Yo mean the xophoid breakdance? he responded. Yeah, yo know how to practice?
Millions and Sarah
September 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.53 MBThey had these camels they wanted to get rid of. Jim had millions and Sarah, the swap was rather easy but she never really forgave him. What should he care, he was happy now.
Logs in a cabin
September 22, 2007 23:00 - 1.38 MBI was camping some time ago. Two to three years ago to be precise. Everything was neatly organized with all the necessary equipment and goods ready for us to camp. Logs in a cabin to have dry wood for the fire too.