Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast
365 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 16 years ago - ★★★★ - 2 ratingsVinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
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Centurion overhaul
June 13, 2007 23:00 - 1.28 MBRomans where the ones that coquered everything. Without the regular centurion overhaul, they wouldn't have had that superiority on the combat field. This where far better fighters than combat wombats with bats.
Fatless bone
June 12, 2007 23:00 - 1.84 MBI am a gourmet. I like fat. I like meat. I like to get down to the bone, and leave it a fatless bone. Nothing will be left.
Club of Mitch
June 11, 2007 23:00 - 1020 KBJen has his. Willy has too. Nancy likes to think about her's as one of the best. No you might all want to clean the place, here he is, the club of Mitch will be one of these great things that will mark history.
Mud sorbet
June 10, 2007 23:00 - 1.81 MBEarth, air, fire, water. Take a bit of earth, mix it with fire-warmed water and blow a constant air flux through. Once the concuction is smooth, freeze it while mixing, and you'll get the faboulous mud sorbet everyone is talking about around town.
Left the tub
June 09, 2007 23:00 - 2.13 MBWoops, you're a bit late. Have you been here 10 minutes ago you'd have found him. No, he's left the tub now, and I don't know where his headed to.
Freun's stop
June 08, 2007 23:00 - 1.76 MBThe least I will say about him was that he had quite some momentum. He could nevertheless brake in a record amount of time and Freun's stop was known to be one of the fastest in town. He did work his acceleration thought, and maybe he would be ready for next year's cup.
Crane station
June 07, 2007 23:00 - 1.95 MBThis is the new city. Things have been renamed, things have changed. Michael and Annyu had to find their way using the new subway station nomenclature and more embarassing, the old pocket plan. They should have left at Crane station but the new name they couldn't figure out.
Turn on the mower
June 06, 2007 23:00 - 1.18 MBThis spring was rather humid but had plenty of sun too. The trees grew well, and while the nights where a bit chilly, the days where unprobably sunny and warm. Turn on the mower and go get that wild grass before it get you.
The northern countries
June 05, 2007 23:00 - 2.22 MBIn a world full of contradictions, where the humans get inhumane, where the women are manly and the men girlysh, it is reassuring to observe the northern countries are still north and vice a versa.
Cats are dead meat
June 04, 2007 23:00 - 2.12 MBFor Bill the bullterrier, any furred animal with claws that just lives on their owner's love and admiration is just a cat. For him any cat is as useles as a fork to fight a rhinoceros. Cats are dead meat today, yeah Bill.
Shaking Saturn, moving Uranus
June 03, 2007 23:00 - 1.6 MBPlease don't misunderstand me. I'm a cosmonaut, it is normal and even usual for me to speak about doing things to planets. When I say 'shaking Saturn, moving Uranus' I don't mean yours.
Meuheuh
June 02, 2007 23:00 - 1.98 MBCotcot, Beeebeeeeh, wofwoof, meowmeow, meuheuh. Next stop, badass.
Self Tromso
June 01, 2007 23:00 - 2.69 MBI like norway, I traveled there. I like to go north. So when I feel like it like there, I just apply myself some Tromso. This is what I call the self Tromso. Try it, I'm sure you'll like it.
Slimest idea of tempo
May 31, 2007 23:00 - 2.47 MBCheck out the metronome. He clicks and rings with a swiss watch precision. Check what you play, it sounds bad, your notes are off and in between, not just slightly before or after these, but just where they shouldn't be. Or maybe not.
Wash your hands
May 30, 2007 23:00 - 3.31 MBWhen ever you go to the toilets, wash your hands. This is how proper hygiene should be applied in your everyday life. Or if not, don't ever come back a shake my hand, and pet my back as if we where friends.
Be humble
May 29, 2007 23:00 - 1.12 MBYou believe you're the best. Well he isn't. Milly is. She is a mean piece of energy. She just ate him. Now is your turn, so be humble.
For the fake hills
May 28, 2007 23:00 - 2.08 MBAnd now I propose a toast for all the fake hills we had to ride with our bicycle. They where tiring indeed, and well, now that we're far beyond them and look back, it just seems as they never where there.
Never ending wake up
May 27, 2007 23:00 - 1.97 MB'Hey Michael, don't you think it has rung long enough?' screamed Alyza. She thought this never ending wake up was never going to stop, thus never ending, and her nerves where wrecked and irritable. Thus the one responsible will surely have to compensate for the loss.
Some like the scent
May 26, 2007 23:00 - 1.77 MBWhat a delight it is to smell those beautiful roses growing in your garden. I really enjoy the fragrant red petals and the souvenirs they evoke. I love your garden, it is so nice. Your roses are beautiful, some like the looks, some like the scent, I like both.
Hundred twenty nine
May 25, 2007 23:00 - 2.14 MBA hundred and twenty seven, a hundred and twenty eight, a hundred and twenty nine, a hundred and thirty, I am getting thirsty.
Cheese mogul
May 24, 2007 23:00 - 1.39 MBI know him. He's almost a friend, I kind of hang with him sometimes after work. I like to drink beers with him as he has definitely an awesome drunken conversation. You know, he's a cheese mogul, but he stays rather humble in any occasion, even when a few glasses have got there way through.
Ghosts
May 23, 2007 23:00 - 1.91 MBThere are ghosts in my closet. They used to be under my bed, but they needed some privacy.
The purple ant is asleep
May 22, 2007 23:00 - 1.97 MBThe queen of all, the ant eaters' fantastic dream of a perfect meal, the purple ant is a ferocious insect. She will devour anyone stupid enough not to arm himself with the finest cutelry. The purple ant is asleep, now is your time to get her.
Salvaging the Bruxellum
May 21, 2007 23:00 - 2.03 MBHello. My name is Aflonsito. I am a professional salvager and have been called in order to save the day. I heard you've lost a few men salvaging the Bruxellum. I'm not only here to help, but I will solve the problem.
Sleepy Nick
May 20, 2007 23:00 - 1.71 MBThey had been sailors for generations, they lived their lives accross the oceans. No one had ever seen one of the Dunloops get lost out in the sea. Even sleepy Nick, the one who'd sleep in any occasion, was well known for waking up at the right time.
Humpted zebra
May 19, 2007 23:00 - 1.57 MBThe zoo is a strange place. There are many animals. Some are really funny, some are sad. Soon it will be one of the last place to find the endangered species, one of them being the humpted zebra. Sad it is.
Drop the gun
May 18, 2007 23:00 - 1.4 MBBecause I ask you, kindly, to. Drop the gun. It isn't the way to end this story. It's not a solution. I knew giving you this water gun wasn't the brightest of my late ideas, but you must listen to me tonight. Drop it, before it's too late.
Un air d'autoroute
May 17, 2007 23:00 - 2.08 MBAs the french say: this road looks like some wind from the freeway (or in the original language, lik un air d'autoroute). This is indeed something that jumps to the eye. Miles ahead, looks far away.
All aboard pirates
May 16, 2007 23:00 - 1.61 MBIt is a slow season. No ships to cruise, no treasure to hunt. At least the beaches where clean and the sun untamed. For pirates all around the globes this was a slow season. Wait! There seems to be some cargo coming along, all aboard pirates!
The sirup from hell
May 15, 2007 23:00 - 2.61 MBAn once of water, a drop of the syrup from hell, sorry, I meant the sirup from hell, and your company will surely have one of the most successful beverages to tackle their tongues. Harsh and strong, no cries just highs.
Crabs are friends
May 14, 2007 23:00 - 1.77 MBSun goes up, moon goes down, your hairs grow long, my eyes are rounds. Your mind may be free, I don't feel envy, I am no lord, I have no sword. Believe in them, crabs are friends.
Candy cake
May 13, 2007 23:00 - 1.41 MBApple pie. Strawberry fudge. Lemon tart. Candy cake. Red wine, no whines.
Take that cheddar for granted not grated
May 12, 2007 23:00 - 1.31 MBWendy liked her pasta a bit reinforced by the taste of some good old cheddar. There was some left inside the fridge. Old Nathan came in with just perfect timing and said: take that cheddar for granted, not grated, one big piece in your pasta 'll be harder to swallow.
This is some sort of equipment
May 11, 2007 23:00 - 1.43 MBTake the hammer and pound. The nails are in the box below the wedge-saw. You may need some pipes and some joints that you'll find in the upper drawer near the tub. This is some sort of equipment, I can't tell you what it's for.
Let me pound
May 10, 2007 23:00 - 1.44 MBYeah baby. Gentle and subtle, he had left the scene. Everyone's got some thoughts at once that tells them the time has come to let the funky flow. Let me pound, yeah, let me pound.
Drunk chicken with no head
May 09, 2007 23:00 - 1.41 MBThere is no link whatsoever, but it is a well known fact. The drunk chicken with no head had no head and was drunk. Not the contrary.
Don't turn around even less without pants
May 08, 2007 23:00 - 1.64 MBThis is not an old lady's tale. It is true. This is not a myth because many have tried and many have cried. Don't ever do that while in the dark Chuinghuijtutju forest, don't turn around even less without pants. Oooh yeah.
Solid as rock
May 07, 2007 23:00 - 3.06 MBStone rigid. Steel strong. Concrete force. Unlimited resistance. Meet Mentalsunstone, he is solid as rock will never be.
Take a cookie not two
May 06, 2007 23:00 - 1.72 MBWhat did I tell you? Again and again you can't stop. Be strong, just don't let your inner self take over. You know it's impolite. Take a cookie, not two. I know they're good.
Tend to be slow
May 05, 2007 23:00 - 2.43 MBMax is an abbreviation for maximum. His name was Max. The day's ending, the sun's gone down, but still he is running, and running. If you tend to be slow, just don't do it so.
Seldom used but soo obtuse
May 04, 2007 23:00 - 2.53 MBShe would have tossed away all her hopes. A long time ago, someone had thought she'd live a life happy and free. That one's to be today away, she is seldom used but so obtuse.
Funky puppies eating marshmellows
May 03, 2007 23:00 - 2.24 MBSam, Minty, Rodge, Bobby are cute little puppies. Once in a while they reunite. They go for a round in town. They like to jump and bark, they like to stroll and make weird faces. Sometimes they just are funky puppies eating marshmellows.
Cut the hairs up in three
May 02, 2007 23:00 - 2.04 MBCut them, cut the damn pilosity up, cut the hairs up in three. Or I'll do it. C'mon, don't be a fool, do it, be a man.
Have the kids gone down the block?
May 01, 2007 23:00 - 2.18 MBHey mom, did you check them up? I can't figure out where they've gone. Haven't you by any chance figured out if the kids are at the barber's? Or have the kids gone down the block? Naaa.
Hundredthirtytwo plus one minus one
April 30, 2007 23:00 - 2.69 MBToday I will reach my calculator. I will check it all up. It needs to work fine, no miscalculations will be allowed because the outcome is so important. I will enter digit by digit until I get the answer to the most crucial calculation ever. Hundredthirytwo plus one minus one doesn't give the answer you'd expect.
Excite your bumper
April 29, 2007 23:00 - 2.84 MBTurn the engine on, roar the pistons, make the wheels scream, let the oil boil and the wind flow over the shield. Excite your bumper, a little not more, and make the run a successful one. You're a champion.
Several times a year is wear
April 28, 2007 23:00 - 1.33 MBHe was suffocating. The hit had been stronger than one could imagine, the airbags did work well, but this was too strong for even the toughest man. He couldn't really breathe, and suddenly he struggled "several times a year is wear..." before stopping, for ever. The mystery was unsolved.
The receipe for the cake is long gone
April 27, 2007 23:00 - 2.13 MBHmmm so good. Jenny finished her share of the dessert long ago. She did like it and wished to do the same for her next girlfriends' event. However what she doesn't know, to her future deception, is that the receipe for the cake is long gone.
I do not laugh at work, beware
April 26, 2007 23:00 - 2.53 MBSome thought fine to joke and leisurely take on their daily activities. Some even giggled, whistled in ease, sang happy little songs. You might be warned: I do not laugh at work, beware.
Carnage at the butcher's
April 25, 2007 23:00 - 1.48 MBHorrible was the scene. Steaks and sausage fragments all over the place. A few ribs, some liver and a bit of tenderloin could be found still stuck on the wall's red surface. It was a real carnage at the butcher's. And all due to this week-end's planned barbecue party...