American Wannabes Podcast

Episode 91 - Big Dick Talk

Jerry is shocked at how much money 20-somethings spend at bars, Christian fact-checks dick sizes, and Jesus skipped Jerry's HBO taping – was he busy or hating? --- THE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT IS RETURNING! Send us your burning questions that only the guys can answer: [email protected] or DM @chriszpics, @comedianjerryg or @jesuscomic89 --- Jesus declares he's done drinking forever. Christian remembers rolling deep at the pool hall with The San Bernardino Westsiders. In JE...

Episode 90 - Addiction

The guys get serious on a topic plaguing Latino communities and all of America: Drug addiction. (Don't worry, there's time for funny stories too.) Jerry's heading back to Vegas and he's not happy about it. Jesus isn't happy about Jerry's upcoming comedy special. And Christian remembers being VERY happy at his first rave. The Wannabes start talking about the effects of drugs like ecstasy and MDMA, and shit gets real, real fast. Also: The worst part about having sex in your teens is find...

Episode 89 - Scary Stories to Tell With Your Gueys

The horrifying Raul Reyes joins the Wannabes for an extra-spooky Halloween episode! Come for the ghost stories, stay for a major announcement from Jerry G. Jerry's still grieving for his Dodgers. Raul almost made Jesus sh*t his pants. And Jesus feels used after Jerry drops the big news. Then, the guys help Jerry practice his voiceover work for a new role in a foreign cartoon. Jesus talks about his first big audition, and how he totally blew it. Finally, Raul comes clean that he sees gh...

Episode 88 - Women Are The Best

Jerry uses statistics to clear up his thoughts on women, Christian lands on ABC News to talk about the Lotto, and Jesus is down to smash some doñas. The Wannabes encourage the Dodger faithful to stay faithful! Jerry recaps exactly how much money he lost during his week in Vegas (spoiler: A LOT). Then, Jesus and Christian suggest Jerry clear the air after last week’s upsetting discussion of his “perfect woman.” The explanation ends with Jesus expecting death threats. Then, Jesus shares a ...

Episode 87 - I Don't Wanna Go To Hell

Jerry gears up for a Vegas trip. Then, the Wannabes vs. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Finally, because no one demanded it, the guys talk foreplay. The Wannabes debate joining Jerry in Las Vegas, and break down the finer points of a long stint in Sin City. Then, Christian reveals he suffers night terrors. The opinions and "advice" of Catholic priests only made them scarier. This leads the guys into a discussion of The Catholic Church, and they do NOT hold back. Expect righteous anger followed by a...

Episode 86 - You're PROUD of What Happened Up There?

From Phoenix, AZ, the Wannabes recap the longest road trip ever. Jerry and Jesus compliment each other for the first time, and Jesus' dad goes 'Whiplash.' The guys learn first-hand about AZ monsoons. Jerry reveals the shocking reason why all the homies from HP ended up in Avondale. Jesus goes on another Instagram rant, so Christian has to jump in and defend women YET AGAIN. Then, the Wannabes' talk Jesus' set on HBO's Entre Nos. He and Jerry run down the behind-the-scenes moves that land...

Episode 85 - Now With A Live Studio Audience

The guys' pad is the studio, but the audience is real! Sadly, it's a sausage fest. Jerry rides high with his Dodgers, while Christian confirms Jesus is a scumbag. FERNIE, NATE and JUAN are long-time fans who are chilling in cheap seats for today's show. One of them was way too cool to hang with Jerry in high school. BIG NEWS: The Dodgers clinched their division! Jerry was so excited, he forgot to pick his kids up from school. The guys begrudgingly allow the return of Jerry's Sports Minut...

Episode 84 - When I Met George Lopez

Jesus tells the epic tale of when he met George Lopez, Jerry reviews Mayans MC, and the Preguntas Segment is back, back again! Tell a friend! The guys are losing sleep over new jokes. Jesus' dad demands more credit for jumping the border. Jerry's version of dad life is very different from his father's. Then, Jesus and Jerry struggle with Bill Cosby's prison term, while Christian struggles not to punch them in the face. However, another recent legal verdict makes Christian confess to food...

Episode 83 - There's Something About Mexicans

"Roza Zaragoza" is ready for her debut, the Preguntas Segment returns, the Wannabes remember their first jobs, and Jesus goes viral! Christian's baby's sex is revealed! Jesus is afraid the twerk is here to stay. Jerry once worked at a women's clothing store, and both Jesus and Christian had physical altercations at their old jobs. Then, Jerry settles a HEATED debate between Jesus and Christian over who won the GGG vs Canelo fight! Do you agree with him? Write us at americanwannabespodcas...

Episode 82 - You Ever Rat Somebody Out?

The Wannabes remember Mac Miller, 9-11, the first jokes they ever wrote, and their early rap careers. (Yes, for real.) --- MERCH ALERT: Be the FIRST PERSON after this episode drops to leave a review on iTunes or to tag @chriszpics with a public comment about the show on Facebook or Instagram. WIN A T-SHIRT from dikotomy.com ... and of course a Wannabes sticker! --- Jesus kicks his intro up a notch, and it sets off a firestorm of hack jokes. Jerry recounts the start of his gay infatua...

Episode 81 - ASMR aka Perverts Watching Women Whispering

Live from Casa de Garcia y Sepulveda, the guys are back from Chicago! They discover ASMR, offer feminist advice, and watch as Jerry digs another hole. Huge shout-out to the crowds in San Diego at The Mad House and in Chicago at The Improv! The Wannabes recap their epic Chicago Labor Day weekend with Chingo Bling. Then, Christian knows all the hippest trends, like watching young girls whisper about nonsense on YouTube. Jerry has a story about trying to be "one of the girls," and the Wanna...

Episode 80 - Girls Are Playing Games (Instagram, Part 2)

The guys object to how women use Instagram! 2 out of 3 are sad and single now, FYI. They share tricks for ultra-cheap dates, and Jerry maybe scars his kids. Jesus flips out that women in LA expect a first date to cost at least $200, according to a survey. Christian advocates film piracy as a cheap alternative. Jesus does him one better: $2 MOVIE THEATERS. The guys call B.S., but IT'S TRUE. Then, Christian proclaims gangster rap died with Tupac. Jesus almost got into a fist fight on the s...

Episode 79 - The Right and Wrong Ways to Instagram

Like a cholo on parole, Jerry's changing for the better. Jesus rages over people who dislike ketchup. And the Wannabes break down how to properly do IG. Jerry adds 2 new cities to his ever-expanding Top 3 Cities list: Denver, where the bad bitches make up for the altitude sickness. El Paso, where the Army wives party while their husbands are away. Then, the guys are furious at the games played by private Instagrammers. Christian reveals the secret world of Hide and Mute. Jerry can't ta...

Episode 78 - Guest-Hosted by the Aziz Ansari of Chile

Jerry's on the road with Chingo Bling, so we upgrade his spot to a legit international superstar: Fabrizio Copano is in the building! Fabrizio is one of the biggest comedians in Chile. He's got a hot new Netflix special called Solo Pienso En Mi and several hit Spanish-language movies to his name. Now he's come to conquer America, and Jerry Garcia has become the weird dad he never had (and probably never wanted). Fabrizio reveals: The 3 types of women in Chile! His unexpected brush wit...

Episode 77 - Let Your Office Hear This

Take out your ear buds, crank up the volume, grab your boss, and make sure all the kids are listening. The Wannabes attempt their first SFW, 100% clean show. They talk about haters, diarrhea, El Chapo and ugly rappers smashing. This is gonna go great. --- MERCH ALERT: Be one of the FIRST 5 PEOPLE to comment on this episode on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or americanwannabes.com and WIN A PRIZE PACK featuring a Wannabes sticker, t-shirt and wireless device charger from dikotomy.com! --- ...

Episode 76 - The Wannabes Are Having A Baby!

Jerry is obsessed with conchas, the kids are using Jesus' AKAs, and we found all the Chris Z fans! But most important: Who's about to have a baby?? The guys return from a great show in San Bernardino with BIG NEWS! Finally back in the studio, they reminisce on all the ways it can suck to be a dad. Jerry remembers the many times his kids hurt themselves. Christian remembers making his daughter his mom's problem. Jesus is not ready for any of it. But...Is HE the father?? Then, the Wannabes...

Episode 75 - Top 5 Hottest 90s Girls

Jerry live-podcasts his Dodgers, Christian has all the serial killer facts, and Jesus got MAGA'd at Disney. Then, the guys remember smokeshows from childhood TV. The Wannabes record from home with Raul Reyes on the couch. Jesus has a dire warning about L.A. beaches after a weekend with his fam. Christian wonders what the hell R. Kelly admitted to in "I Admit It". And Jerry wants to know if anyone else has noticed how gay Disneyland has got. Finally, the guys revisit 90s TV, where we lear...

Episode 74 - Waking Up in Phoenix with Barbie Rican

The Wannabes are hungover in a hotel room in Phoenix. It was a good weekend. Shout out to the crowds who showed up at Standup Live! It turns out Christian is a mean drunk. All of Jerry's best drunk stories take place in San Diego. Jesus is hyped about BARBIE RICAN, an up-and-coming Puerto Rican artist. She is open, real and wild, and he is here for it. Almost as excited is Christian, about his new bald emoji in the updated American Wannabes logo. --- Remember to keep yourself looking...

Episode 73 - The Greatest Episode You Will Never Hear

The Wannabes are on house arrest and they accidentally deleted the best episode ever. Plus, a full recap of the Jerry vs. Jesus basketball showdown! If you thought a couple of young, fit Latino dudes were going to upstage Jimmy Kimmel vs. Ted Cruz...You were very, very wrong. On a less tragic note, that Thai soccer team trapped in the cave has been rescued! The Wannabes have live, up-to-date details. Shout out the amazing fans from the LEVITY LIVE show...Including a mystery woman feature...

Episode 72 - R.I.P. Mexico, HoLA LeBron, Jerry & Jesus Settle Beef on the Court

It's deportes for days as the Wannabes reflect on a sports weekend filled with epic highs and crushing lows, before igniting their very own blood rivalry. Listen to hear Jerry and Jesus trash-talk their way into a ONE-ON-ONE BASKETBALL SHOOTOUT. Comment, email us at [email protected], or @ us on Twitter or Instagram – TELL US WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO THE LOSER. It's going down next Monday, 7/9. All that, plus Jesus reflects on his taping for HBO, the guys come down hard on D...

Episode 71 - Jerry on HBO & Mexico En Fuego at the World Cup

Jerry and his date Jesus talk the HBO red carpet and insulting Hollywood producers. Plus, America's new "Space Force" is only the tip of a conspiracy iceberg... Congratulations to Jerry for joining an elite group of comics featured on HBO Latino's ENTRE NOS...Soon to be joined by Jesus Sepulveda, aka Big Dick Daddy himself! Meanwhile, Jerry's kids tried to bankrupt him with Fortnite, Jesus has been lusting over a trans woman, and Christian has a convenient new game: Lady or Ladyboy? Spoi...

Episode 70 - Too Shocked To Cry

Jesus took a Mexico trip unlike any he's ever taken, Christian finds out exactly what the guys would do for love, and Jerry flirts with alcoholism. Plus: HUGE shout-out to MEXICO for KILLING IT in The World Cup! Stay 'til the end to hear the guys break down the game. But first, Jerry has tension with his white producer, and Jesus' whole family had tension with their white neighbors in Sonora...In addition to some drama at the border. Then, in Christian's love quiz, what would you do if y...

Episode 69 - Gays Go Hard Then Soft The Hard Again

Jerry is super-excited as the Wannabes celebrate PRIDE MONTH without Jesus, but WITH special guest (and extra-special gay) Narciso Gonzalez! Jerry is a perfect Twink, Christian is an Otter, and Jesus is a Little Cub, according to Narciso. The guys talk coming out, the "f" word, and Mexican families always being quick to spot the gay kid. Then Narciso administers the classic "Nail Test" to see who might play for his team. Overall, Narciso wants America to be less macho and more sensitive!...

Episode 68 - Christian Is Brainwashed By Kanye

Jesus ratted out his boys when they got busted with weed, Christian's tangled in the Pusha T/Drake beef, and Jerry declares himself the Kobe of American Wannabes. The Wannabes are ready for summer, and they've got the cocaine, energy pills, colonics and juice cleanses to prove it! Jerry gets his Sports Minute, with thoughts on his beloved Dodgers and the ridiculous Lebron hate going around. Then, things get HEATED over Christian's lingering Kanye fandom. Jerry of course has no idea what ...

Episode 67 - What Would You Do For $1 Million?

Jerry is not as Mexican as he thought. Speaking of rediscovering your roots, there's a 30-year-old man in the news being sued by his parents to move out of their house. The guys agree that'd never happen in a Latino home…Probably. The Wannabes talk cooking. Jesus' dad makes homemade versions of fast food. Jerry tries to cook Italian. And Christian says Shake Shack may beat In-N-Out in the fast food game, but the guys aren't feeling it for a very specific reason. Finally, Jerry has anothe...

Episode 66 - Live at the NoHo Comedy Fest

Live at the NoHo Comedy Fest! The guys revisit Jerry's married days, basketball days and Training Days between a wild line-up of guests! A great Wannabes intro. Visit our sponsor: Dikotomy Shop @ www.dikotomy.com They're a men's online apparel store that bridges comfort and style. Wannabe-approved. Just in time for Father's Day. Joining the guys onstage are festival organizer Jack Jr (@jackjrcomic) to talk the Wannabes' early days, Mrs. Krystle Zaragoza herself (@krys__tle) to talk aba...

Episodes 65 - The All-Preguntas Episode

BONUS-LENGTH EPISODE! The Wannabes roll hard into their backlog of listener questions, and make some shocking revelations! Visit American Wannabes' first sponsor: DIKOTOMY SHOP @ dikotomy.com -- They're a men's online apparel store that bridges comfort and style. Wannabe-approved. Just in time for Father's Day. Also, you could've asked your question live on air if you livestreamed with us. JUST SO YOU KNOW. Follow @chriszpics, @comedianjerryg and @jesuscomic89 on Instagram to keep up! ...

Episode 64 - How You Know She's A Ride-Or-Die Chick

Jerry's in a feud! Christian remembers the night his wife got arrested for defending him against her own family. And Jesus once got punked by actual cowboys. The guys announce the date for their upcoming live show! Jesus is feeling wrecked after a weekend with family, but it's not as bad as the night Christian got jumped, arrested, and locked up alongside the birthday girl AT A FAMILY PARTY. The Wannabes all have crazy arrest stories, but you have to listen to find out: Who had a male ...

Episode 63 - Lucha Libre, Infinity War, Disneyland and Kanye West

Jesus met fans of the podcast in San Jose – they said 'I don't even care about the headliner,' and HE WANTS MORE OF THAT. Jerry crushed a standup set in the middle of a Lucha Libre brawl. Christian tries to hold on to his Kanye fandom, but Jerry and Jesus say it's over. In happier news, Christian and Jerry have seen the promised land, and it is called Avengers: Infinity War. Jesus demands no spoilers because he spent the weekend with his girl seeing the newest Amy Schumer joint instead. Co...

Episode 62 - To The Country Club for 4/20

Jesus lost his phone and its everyone else's fault! Lyft sucks, T-Mobile sucks, his brother sucks. But otherwise he had a wonderful 4/20. Jerry addresses the feedback he's been getting over making out with his babysitter. Christian and Jesus accuse Jerry of being soft, but he insists he's "hood as f*ck. Jerry doubles down on his hatred of Selena! Jesus flips out. Christian wants to talk about the #freethenip campaign, which Jerry assumes is about captive Asians. The guys agree the campaign...

Episode 61 - When A Teacher Hooks Up With A Student

Jerry's ex has been calling to "check in on him." Christian never thought he could love a dog so much, but his love for his puppy is real. Jesus has questions about Trump's side chick. The guys wonder if any of them has f*cked a woman in power. Jerry fondly remembers his hot babysitter using him for make-out practice when he was 5. Christian asks the obvious question: What are your thoughts on kids hooking up with teachers? Jerry has another priceless double standard answer. Christian an...

Episode 60 - Defend The Alamo!

Jerry and Jesus are fresh off the plane from San Antonio! They learned absolutely nothing about The Alamo and displayed their ignorance on social media. They were also interviewed on morning TV, where Jesus wanted to display his ass live on the show. Jerry and Jesus consider taking their relationship to the next level after Texas. Christian definitely expects them to f*ck soon. A detour into fighting leads the Wannabes to discuss UFC's thirsty-ass publicity stunts, WrestleMania, and the ...

Episode 59 - Return of the Preguntas Segment

Jesus drags Jerry for last episode's pity party. But Jerry has gotten zero date offers since his break-up went public. And Christian's daughter caught him smoking weed. The Wannabes consider the smash hit Roseanne revival. Most importantly: THE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT is back, baby! First, the guys break down hip hop slang words, such as Drip, Gucci, Bible, and Snatched. Then they clarify hipster slang like Askhole, Boomerang Child, Ear Jacking, and Frak. Jesus has THOUGHTS on liberal parent...

Episode 58 - Jerry Got Dumped AGAIN

Jerry and Christian shout out a special thanks to Brawley, CA for an amazing show. Jesus is NOT onboard. He bombed. Then, Jerry reveals he got dumped two weeks ago! He says it's the first time it's happened without him doing something wrong. Jesus and Christian play social media detectives to piece together the timeline. The Wannabes disagree on the wisdom of rebound sex. When Christian asks if the guys believe in karma, Jesus reveals that he believes he is cursed. He never sleeps and ca...

Episode 57 - Always Be A Lady First Dog

The guys discuss their latest AMIGOS THURSDAY show at The Comedy Store, where the great Paul Rodriguez dropped in! Jesus goes OFF on their buddy/fellow comedian Raul Reyes, who wanted to close the show WITHOUT EARNING IT. Jerry shouts out a happy birthday to his son while dressed like a gangster. Christian vapes weed on Facebook Live, inspiring a friend to out what company he works for. Then, the Wannabes play audio of a woman explaining her views on cheating. Jesus and Christian lose th...

Episode 56 - Chingo Bling In The Building

You asked for it. You demanded it. You bitched that it hadn't happened yet. Finally, Mr. CHINGO BLING himself joins the Wannabes in-studio for a bonus-length episode! Jesus says Jerry's style is whack. Christian's wife wants a baby, so he got a new dog. Jerry still hates traffic, and Chingo is HERE for that. The Houston superstar joins the guys for a deep conversation about his life and career. Chingo talks about going from college radio host to chopped-and-screwed dirty south rapper to ...

Episode 55 - Fresh Off The Oscars

Jesus wants to see DUNKIRK, but Christian tells him it's not what he expects. Christian wants to see THE SHAPE OF WATER, and Jesus' recap starts with "she finger bangs herself every morning." Christian gives a rave review of I, TONYA. Jerry shares an article titled "11 Things That Make People Less Attractive," and the guys discover Jerry has a pretty confusing double standard. Then, hear the story of Jerry's CARS audition for Disney, which did not go well. Jesus admits he once backed out...

Episode 54 - That Today Is Called Date Rape

Jesus thinks texting is for pussies. Christian eats charcuterie while his daughter flunks her classes. A fan defends Jerry after last episode's savage beating, but Jerry's too proud to accept. The Wannabes remember their early days slaying skeezas with all the most questionable moves: Smirnoff Ice, pretending to be drunk, and going after freshmen. This culminates in the ridiculous story of how Jerry lost his virginity on campus, during school hours, in an elevator. Jerry also gets super ...

Episode 53 - Not My President’s Day, Parte Dos

Listener “Deep Dimples” gives thoughtful compliments to Jesus and Christian. Then she drags Jerry HARD. So he goes on an epic rant to clear up some misconceptions. The Wannabes all talk about the words they used growing up that are no longer OK. Jesus laments the loss of some seriously questionable slang. Jerry tells the story of having to call in a bodyguard after making a fan’s boyfriend jealous. Jesus tells the story of catching his little brother in a “private moment” in the bath...

Episode 52 - The Side Chick Valentine's Day

The guys give on-point Valentine advice. Jesus uses Buy-One-Get-One offers to please his side chick. Christian 'borrows' gift ideas from friends. And Jerry refuses to put effort into anything, including sex. Jerry and Jesus both have experience being a "side dude." The more they tell, the worse it gets. Then, Jerry has a close encounter with middle-aged swingers, and Jesus envisions the future of relationships destroyed by "the youth." Plus, bathroom etiquette, the extra benefits of Jerr...

Episode 51 - A Porno of a Co-Worker

The Wannabes have glimpsed the future. It is time to talk about DEEP FAKE PORN. But first... Jerry's back from a depressing birthday, while Christian's back from a relaxing vacation. The guys talk Super Bowl, where Jerry lost a ton of money, nobody loved Timberlake, and all the commercials were whack. Christian's all about Kylie Jenner giving birth, while Jesus is all about Kylie Jenner, all over. Jerry and Jesus just got back from Tempe, AZ with Chingo Bling, where Wannabes listeners ...

Episode 50 - THE LIVE CALL-IN SHOW

Guest starring Chingo Bling, Christian's wife, Jesus' angry dad and some of our dopest listeners! The Wannabes spend their 50th episode chilling with Coronas and taking calls from fans. Jerry tells the story of how American Wannabes came to be. Jesus reminisces on visiting some of America's most important landmarks, like a strip club in Washington, D.C. Christian gets a short-lived ego boost from his wife calling into the show. Also, Jerry bought bootleg Vicodin in Tijuana, which reminds h...

Episode 49 - Mr. Dave Chappelle Himself Showed Up

Chappelle and John Mayer popped in on the Wannabes' weekly stand-up show: Amigos Thursday at the Comedy Store! Jesus was very impressed with how Mr. Mayer smelled. But first, the final update on Jerry's missing $300! Did he man up and take back what was his? Then, the guys give tips on shoplifting: Jesus likes to use the bottom of the grocery cart, Jerry's kids are helpful in creating a diversion, and Christian sees people steal everything from steaks to condoms to baby formula at his ...

Episode 48 - Jesus Came Through In The Clutch

The Wannabes react to a viral clip of a kid getting caught with his pants down. They reminisce about when they first discovered, and then got discovered, spanking the wanking...choking the chicken...slapping the monkey. You get it. Jerry says he could never be a porn star because the fluffer would get him off, leading to a disagreement about who the fluffer actually is on a porn set. Christian teaches the guys new words for 2018. Jesus recently came through in the clutch for Jerry and ...

Episode 47 – Trump's Getting Re-Elected

The guys reunite after breaking up for the holidays! Stay until the end for Jerry's bold predicition about the 2020 election. Jesus brought ass cream to his family's White Elephant Christmas party, and all hell broke loose. Jerry can relate, and has a theory about why gag gifts destroy families. The Wannabes reflect on the mysterious Space-X launch – Jesus thought World War 3 was on, while Jerry assumed Mexico was attempting a space program, which he thought was "cute." On the positive...

BEST OF 2017 EPISODE

A holiday gift for all of our loyal fans, the Best of 2017 Episode.  Listen for favorites like, Christian shits his pants, Jerry takes Jesus to a Bacero brothel, Jesus' football glory days, and more.  Happy Holidays from the American Wannabes!  See you all in 2018!  Available on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play, or any podcast app. American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.  

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Episode 46 – Go Get Your Money Back, Jerry!

It's the last show of 2017! The guys need to hear from you: What were your favorite Wannabes moments of 2017? As Christmas nears, Jerry's in a tight spot. He sent $300 to the wrong friend, but neither Bank of America nor the lucky guy are willing to give it back. After a run-in with an angry cholo, Christian wants to know if you get to regulate curb parking in front of your house. And in the wake of #MeToo, Jesus is sad to report the number of cougars hitting on him and Jerry is way do...

Episode 45 - I Met Dave Motherf**king Chappelle

The Wannabes drag their asses back from a long weekend and everyone is worse for wear. At least they have a good excuse: An all night karaoke rager with the man, the myth, the legend, Dave Chappelle! Meanwhile, Jerry and Jesus make it back from Visalia without stealing from kids, Christian can't make it through the podcast without stopping to hurl, and Jesus wrestles with his inner demons as the Wannabes tackle the issue of bullying. Then, the relationship politics and practical economics of...

Episode 44 - We Just Stole From Kids On Christmas

The guys talk Christmas preparation. Jesus hates online shopping, Christians daughter still believes in Santa, and Jerry loves shopping for Jerry. The, on the great Toys For Tots caper, Jerry and Jesus steal from children in true Grinch style! Plus, Jerry admits to lying about not having cried, Jesus pussies out of a game of Spoons, and Christian offends the ladies at the TMZ X-mas party.  Available on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play, or any podcast app! American Wannabes is a ...