American Wannabes Podcast
293 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 285 ratingsEvery week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian
Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as
(basically, more or less) Americans. For real.
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Episodes
185 Live at The Haha
December 19, 2020 04:22 - 57 minutes - 79.2 MBLive episode recorded at the Haha Comedy Club in NoHo.
187. Edging/Selena
December 12, 2020 06:45 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBThis week were back on Zoom as we continue to play it safe and steer clear of Jerry G. on this weeks episode the guys review the new Selena series on netflix. Also Christian teaches the guys a new word, and they all admit to being that guy. want extra episodes every week? join the Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes
186. Inclonclusive
December 03, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBThe guys are back on Zoom as jerry Quarantines himself. Listen to find out why. Episode 185 (The Live Haha show) will be up next week. Want extra episodes every week? Join the Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes
Patreon Clip
November 23, 2020 05:31 - 5 minutes - 7.28 MBWant More extra episodes every week? Join the Patreon.
184. Bread Winner
November 20, 2020 20:06 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBThe guys start hot with condom talk and the importance of getting tested. Than Jesus shares his unnecessary visits to the hospital and Jerry shows off his cooking skills.
183. Lil Anime Hoes
November 13, 2020 07:02 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBThe guys are glued to the TV as the elections were still going on. Whose it gonna be? Than the guys talk about The Comedy Stores new documentary on Showtime and share stories they've heard and experienced themselves. Finally the guys talk about warning signs when meeting girls and forbidden hookups.
182.
November 04, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 69 MBDodgers win!!!!!!! The guys talk about the amazing win! Also the guys defend themselves " You know how we are". Jesus tells a story about seeing the homie fight with his girl, was it his Jesus' fault, probably. Than a discussion about the cost of living in Arizona and Jerry can't believe it. Finally the guys all tell scared straight stories and what molded them to do well for themselves.
181. In The Future...
November 03, 2020 06:34 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBThis week the guys remember old cell phone carriers and Jesus predicts the future of cell Phone technology. Than the guys talk about being the hero and who gets down when the fight comes to them.
181. In The Future....
October 29, 2020 07:23 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBThis week the guys remember old cell phone carriers and Jesus shares his future phone predictions. Yes Jesus predicted FaceTime and the rest of the guys are not impressed. Than the guys share unheroic stories of times they've bitched out of helping someone in need including friends. Find out who gets down and who doesn't this weeks episode. Than finally the guys debate Dodger fandom and bandwagoners. Want more Episodes? Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes
Bonus Patreon Clip
October 23, 2020 07:46 - 5 minutes - 7.21 MBJoin the Patreon for extra episodes https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes
180. Dodger Blues
October 21, 2020 10:00 - 56 minutes - 78 MBThis week the guys talk about the Dodgers being down 3-1,(recorded last week when the Dodgers were down) can they pull it off? Jerry talks about his first weekend of shows back and he has the pictures to prove it. Then a discussion about the election and the guys all agree they might need a gun in the near future. Finally the guys talk Bill Burr on SNL and Christian and Jesus share some stories about meeting big time comics. Want extra episodes every week? Join the Patreon https://www.pa...
Bonus Episode 2 |Patreon Clip
October 15, 2020 10:00 - 7 minutes - 10.2 MBJoin the Patreon for Bonus episodes and visuals every week. https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes
179." Oh But I'm the Sexist"
October 14, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBThis week the guys talked about Onlyfans accounts and Amber Rose. Jesus Rats out Jerry's Kids, what a surprise. Also the guys get into how they all got beat as kids and finally Christian tells the story of when someone broke his glasses at work.
Bonus Episode 1| Patreon Sample
October 08, 2020 10:00 - 5 minutes - 7.18 MBWant an Extra episode every week? Become a Patron https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes
178. LatinoRationX
October 07, 2020 10:00 - 53 minutes - 98 MBThis week the guys start with the longest sports minutes in Wannabe history. Jesus revealed he was the stinky kid in elementary. Also they discuss the presidential debacle aka debate, how could they not. Than Christian explains the term LatinX to the guys. And finally the guys review “The Last Narc Join the Patreon for Bonus episodes and videos https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes
AMERICAN WANNABES TRAILER
October 01, 2020 18:05 - 50 seconds - 1.56 MBhttps://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes
177. The Jerry G Spot
September 30, 2020 19:43 - 59 minutes - 55 MBThe Patreon is up!!! Please join now. https://www.patreon.com/americanwannabes This week Jerry is still crying about his Kidney stones and talks about his scheduled surgery and Christian is not having it( send your preyers). This Episode was sneak peak as to how explicit the Patreon will actually be as the guys had no filter this week. So join now to Keep the Podcast going and help and expanding our universe.
171. Jerry and The Wannabes w/ Big Big Daddy Feat. Chriszpics
September 25, 2020 03:57 - 1 hour - 167 MBBig Congratulations to Jerry Garcia on his Imagen award nomination for His HBO special. Also this week the guys talk about the latest Earfquake and Jesus describes his first experience with quakes in Cali. Finally Jerry brings back the quiz and gives the guys awkward questions like always. Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video! JE...
176. Tha Fats Back
September 18, 2020 08:01 - 1 hour - 138 MBThis week the whole crew is back together. Jerry is back and better than ever, thanks for the get well wishes... all 3 of you. Also the guys get into political talks and debates because what else is there. Moral of the story get out and vote. Finally the guys get into UFOs and all three give their theories. Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-stream...
170. "You Don't Have To Live Like This Baby"
September 17, 2020 17:39 - 1 hour - 161 MB" Its a business de mujeres"- Jesus The guys talk Hustlers starring Jlo. Than in true Wannabes fashion they tell strip club stories and TMI on the topic . Also a discussion about chores and who should do what around the house. Christian suggests a cleaning lady, but this does not go over well as the guys give excuses and show how cheap they really are. Anyways if you know a señora send her our way. NOTE : Episodes 171-174 will be posted throughout the next week. Check out the spinof...
175. Just The Two of Us
September 12, 2020 19:50 - 1 hour - 142 MBWere Back Bitches!!! This week Jesus and Christian trim the fat in order to keep American Wannabes alive. Don't worry Jesus and Fern will be back next week. The guys get real personal after a crazy White Claw sesh. Christian cries Jesus gets personal, this episode has everything except for its star (Jerry Garcia ) :( Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes n...
169. Roy Joins Jr.
September 10, 2020 04:27 - 1 hour - 156 MBThe guys all share who there favorite follows on IG are right now. Sports minute is back and the guys discuss the return of Mike Tyson vs Roy Joins Jr. Then the guys get into a Yeezy debate. Why do people wear ugly shoes? Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video! JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It CHECK OUT OU...
168. Toxico Life
September 09, 2020 01:44 - 1 hour - 160 MBThe guys talk Will and Jada. Do we even care though? This lead to a heated debate on good parenting. Finally the guys talk about living the Toxico Life. Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video! JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher...
Summer Nights, Having Some Fun
September 09, 2020 00:10 - 1 hour - 151 MBThe guys talk Hamilton and how much they tried. Also the guys discuss classic movies and what makes the perfect movie. Jesus and Christian argue for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and jerry disagrees. Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video! JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.des...
Episode 166 - I Wish A Karen Would
July 18, 2020 01:32 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBChristian gives us proper grocery store etiquette that enrages Jerry. Jerry again shows his anger and passion when talking about Pam and Jim's relationship. Plus, Jesus finally watched Back To The Future and the guys dive deep into movie conspiracies. Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video! JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: ...
Episode 165 - Put On A F@$ing Mask
July 18, 2020 01:28 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBChristian urges the importance of wearing a mask. Cancel culture is back strong. Who will be the first Wannabe to get canceled? Christian takes bets. The guys answer listener questions. Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video! JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com...
Episode 164 - The Wannabes Gone Wild
July 14, 2020 22:37 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBIf there's an episode ever to get the Wannabes "canceled", this is it! The guys tackle all of the social justice no-no's including plus: - Christian explains "Libido" to the guys. - TV actors who make it big with a hit series. - The elephant in the comedy room--the Chris D'elia scandal. - American Wannabes expanded universe. Check out the spinoff podcasts: It's Not My Weekend Cooler Than I Look Time Flies ------------- VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast...
Episode 163 - This Fool Beat HIV?
June 22, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBSURPRISE, FOOL. Today is a special double drop of episodes! The Wannabes catch up after a few delayed premieres. And they still got thoughts on the riots. Jerry will NOT be returning to Disneyland, and it's got nothing to do with Covid. The guys wonder if Covid-19 is the new AIDS, but, like, in a good way? And does that make Jerry the new Magic Johnson?! Christian confronts Jerry about his past looting, and sh*t gets heated, but Christian's got a point! This leads to a story that...
Episode 162 - There's Beef Between Christian and Fernie
June 22, 2020 10:14 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBThe Wannabes have another deep dive on the ethics of using the n-word – in both English and Spanish! Then, more conspiracy theories, baby! Christian's got fresh chanclas. Jesus reveals the one culture he got woke to over the course of the protests. The guys agree that the internet is on fire right now, and Christian's got a conspiracy theory about Kanye and Kylie. Which leads to other conspiracy theories about Princess Diana and Jeffrey Epstein! The guys explore HBO Max, an...
Episode 161 - Fast & The Furious Got No Sex Scenes
June 08, 2020 10:45 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBThe guys reminisce about their favorite sex scenes of the 90s. Then, the arguments start about the protests. Let's see how this goes... The Wannabes discuss comedians swapping girls on the road. Jesus shares his extra-pervy “Fast Times” pool moment and it makes everybody uncomfortable. For some reason, Christian still believes Jesus is always trying to be a better man. Jerry really doesn’t want to talk about the protests. So then he talks about the protests. Jesus claims he’s nev...
Episode 160 - Punked Hard
June 01, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBChristian's corona test results are back, just like his super-whack hairline. The guys compare middle school girlfriends and their favorite all-time sneakers. Plus, 90 Day Fiancée! NOTE: This episode was recorded early last week before the protests began in the U.S. The Wannabes will be back with their take on the weekend's events next week. The Wannabes compare notes on male pattern baldness and the hottest shoes back in the day, from Jordans to K-Swiss. Plus, how their sneaker game att...
Episode 159 - In Mexican Culture, The Receiver Is The Gay One
May 25, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 62 MBChristian had to get tested for the 'Rona. Jesus is back in LA, and he's tripping over Echo Park tent-f**king. And Jerry is flunking kindergarten all over again! Jerry’s got complaints about the official Wannabes facemask, while Christian is looking more and more like a Chia Pet every day. Jesus went 1-on-1 on the basketball court with A-rab Fern, and he’s got complaints. Christian accuses Jesus of selective IG editing to hide the fact he got even worse since he went 1-on-1 with Jerry. ...
Episode 158 - You Got Some Weak Nuts Dude
May 18, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBChristian's hair sputters back to life, Jerry and Jesus stare down the barrel of a future with no comedy, and Fernie's room leaves the ladies bone dry. The guys are watching WACO on Netflix, but they're unsure if they can trust it. Regardless, they are very intrigued by the sexual prowess of cult leaders. The guys return to the epic Michael Jordan docu-series THE LAST DANCE, and share even more coronavirus "news" (?) and conspiracy theories! Plus, the guys scam Zoom live on the air. Th...
Episode 157 - American Wannabes Blowing Up On YouTube Now
May 08, 2020 19:34 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBJerry just realized YouTube is a thing! The guys discuss their shameful pasts in talent shows and school band, then share thoughts on Michael Jordan. Jerry made the gayest YouTube video imaginable, literally. Find out how it compares to Back To The Future. Christian isn't healthy enough to jog. Jesus' dad has him doing landscaping and he's not coping well. The guys go deep on THE LAST DANCE, the Michael Jordan documentary, and realize they don't know much about Jordan. But Jerry hated hi...
Episode 156 - White Churches Want Your Stimulus Money
April 28, 2020 08:46 - 1 hour - 74 MBChristian busted another bad guy. Fat guys are pulling bad bitches and Jesus is SHOOK. Jerry's not down to parent babies. And Jesus has all your Covid conspiracies! Sh*t is getting crazy. Nascar drivers are out here dropping n-bombs with the hard R. Neighborhood walkers are trying to kill each other. And Christian and Jesus debate how the virus spreads with very, very accurate information (por supuesto). A listener question leads MULTIPLE Wannabes to admit that being a wingman led to the...
Episode 155 - Let's Try Instagram Live
April 16, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBThe Wannabes go live on Instagram to catch up on their quarantines, and it's just as messy as you'd predict! --- CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Episode 154 - Twin Towers 9/11 Pu**y
April 03, 2020 08:00 - 55 minutes - 51 MBThe Wannabes wrestle with Skype in an attempt to record an episode from quarantine! Tiger King is heavy on their minds, and Jerry threw a coronavirus birthday! Christian is humble about being a true hero, and offers up-to-the-minute secrets from the grocery store front lines. ARE THEY RECEIVING SHIPMENTS OF TOILET PAPER AND HAND SANITIZER? You gotta listen to find out... Then, Netflix's epic TIGER KING makes the guys consider what it would take to flip gay. Plus, Jerry's discusses his ...
Episode 153 - Making The Best Of It
March 23, 2020 11:04 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBThe Wannabes' numbers dwindle in the face of coronavirus, but Jerry and Jesus are determined to stay positive. Or as positive as they can... --- CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Episode 152 - Tom Hanks Is Our Generation’s Magic Johnson
March 16, 2020 09:05 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBThe only coronavirus updates you’ve been waiting for: The Wannabes weigh in from quarantine as Christian calls in from the grocery store front lines. Live on the air, Jerry gets the news that his kids will be home from school for the next month. Jesus almost got quarantined in Mexico. Christian is deep in the heart of coronavirus panic. Jerry drops knowledge on real life zombies. We find out Fernie’s a "three-fire guy." The Wannabes share airport stories, from celebrity encounters with...
Episode 151 - It's Disgusting, But It Isn't Rude
March 09, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBJesus is feeling the pressure for his upcoming Mexico comedy tour, the guys have been watching too much sad stuff, and Jerry has a major Patreon announcement! The Wannabes have thoughts on THE GABRIEL FERNANDEZ STORY, MARRIAGE STORY and BETTER CALL SAUL. Jesus lost a woman with Alzheimers, but it wasn't his fault. Christian's happy with how the show handled Jerry's trans would-be lover. And Jesus wants to distinguish between gross versus rude when it comes to farts, which starts a deep d...
Episode 150 - I Don't Want My Girlfriend Having A Bigger Dick Than Me
March 02, 2020 10:15 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBThe boys are back from a wild stretch on the road, full of stories about an obsessed fan and an Instagram baddie with a wild secret and a vibe for a Jerry G. The HBO Latino ENTRE NOS tour has begun, and the Wannabes are all over the map. Jesus encountered his first mega-fan and it got awkward. But the real news: Jerry met the girl of his dreams, the guys all agree she's smoking hot. But now it's time for all the Wannabes to keep it 100 -- what do you do when a transgender woman is hotter...
Episode 149 - Players Get Jacked Too
February 24, 2020 11:13 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBJerry promises 1 hour and 23 minutes on NARCOS Season 2, but the guys have other ideas. Like Jerry getting ripped off AGAIN. Plus, first BJ stories! Jesus shuts down Narcos talk early, but other TV recommendations fly fast and furious: Christian's loving McMILLIONS on HBO, Jesus calls out LOVE IS BLIND on Netflix. But first, Jerry tried to set up a nice family outing and got completely scammed. Then, which Wannabe flunked kindergarten, and who almost flunked out out fifth grade?! Fin...
Episode 148 - The Nerve, Bro, The AUDACITY!
February 16, 2020 00:14 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBThe guys break down how to write funny jokes, inspire the next generation of basketball stars, and swap stories of scammy promoters who try to rip off comedians. Jerry wants to know what happened to The Irishman, and the Wannabes hate on Best Picture winner Parasite even though none of them have seen it. Jerry works out new jokes live on the show. He's a boy-dad who identifies as a girl-dad. Is that funny? The guys go down the rabbit hole of Jerry's joke-writing process. Big off-season...
Episode 147 - Shakira vs. Selena: Pick One
February 08, 2020 01:49 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBThe Wannabes celebrate their 3-year anniversary episode with some light cross-dressing and the most controversial debate ever ignited by a Super Bowl! Jesus is still hating on Lizzo and the guys are not feeling it. Then, the question on everyone's mind: Is it cool for dudes to wear female underwear? Crimebuster Christian talks about busting fools using fake money. Jerry remembers buying counterfeit $100 bills as a teenager. Then, the guys discuss the ins and outs of hotel parties, and ...
Episode 146 - R.I.P. Kobe
January 30, 2020 11:11 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBThe Wannabes pay respect to Kobe Bryant. Then, is Eminem a legend? Jerry likes the Aaron Hernandez documentary a little too much, and Christian's no snitch. Jesus has a fool-proof plan for picking the Super Bowl winner: Who's got the hotter quarterback? Plus, the guys swap tips on how to be more romantic. Christian recounts his trip to Big Bear. Meanwhile, Jerry can't get enough of the Aaron Hernandez story. Finally: Would you turn in your significant other if they killed someone? Chri...
Episode 145 - The Astros Cheated
January 24, 2020 11:50 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBThe Wannabes rage against the DMV, the Houston Astros, and Delta Airlines. Plus, Jesus has up-close-and-personal experience with a human with a tail. Christian just got injured from a car accident, so Jerry and Jesus come through with cutting-edge legal advice. The SPORTS MINUTE is back with a straight-up scandal for Dodger Nation! The Wannabes are livid and unleash their thoughts on the thieving Houston Astros. BREAKING LOCAL NEWS: Jerry wishes he was there for the falling jet fuel to...
Episode 144 - Adventures with Star Wars and Pornography
January 17, 2020 09:44 - 1 hour - 72 MBDisgraced intern Raul Reyes makes a surprise call-in, and it's a dud. The Wannabes review some major shows and movies, then indulge in some classic over-sharing. Christian wonders if eating out of your own trash is okay. Jerry and Jesus are hesitant to get onboard with the British comedy FLEABAG. Then, the guys talk THE MANDALORIAN and RISE OF SKYWALKER, wherein Jesus gets to say "I told you so." Jerry's SPORTS MINUTE includes updates from El Gym de Garcia, plus his Super Bowl predicti...
Episode 143 - World War 3
January 10, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBThe Wannabes are back!!! In 2020, Christian declares "no more fast food bullsh*t," Jesus is obsessed with Gilmore Girls, and Jerry's a brand new man! Again. The guys share their New Year's Resolutions. They're mostly about not dealing with attitude, indifference and false advertising from god d*mn fast food restaurants. The guys rave about Netflix's DON'T F**K WITH CATS, but no spoilers because Jerry hasn’t finished it. So watch it and we’ll see you next week. The big question of the e...
Episode 142 - BEST OF 2019
January 03, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBThe Wannabes kick off 2020 with a clip show of last year's best stories and revelations, from getting peed on to male cheerleading to eating booty. Christian commits fraud! Jerry tries to pronounce "M. Night Shyamalan"! Jerry's bike gets jacked! Jesus and Jerry discover the secrets of sleepovers! The LAPD bust down Jerry's door! Christian catches the Wine Bottle Bandit! Jerry's kids can't ride a bike! Jesus gets peed on! Jesus gets bullied! Fernie brings the dry-tip! J...
Episode 141 - Adios 2010s, Bienvenidos 2020s
December 24, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBThe Wannabes reminisce on their favorite moments of the past year. The guys discovered lots of great TV in 2019, like Netflix's amazing "When They See Us." Jerry's getting a tattoo after he gets his arms right. And the guys appreciate Sexiest Man of the Year John Legend, but not his wife. Finally, the Wannabes run down their lists of the greatest actors of all time. --- CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your ...