Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
390 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 673 ratingsA weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.
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#140: Ocean Meat with Owen Smith
March 31, 2016 07:00 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MB1- Media for Money 2- Trump Women trump women 3- Here a gun there a gun but nowhere near me a gun 4- Stay in school kids 5- Ocean Meat 6- Our gaps are OK....This is ‘Merica dammit
#139: I'm Back To Work
March 25, 2016 00:00 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MB1- Voter fraud in AZ. Say it aint so 2- Trump and Cruz go after wives in new battle for a new low 3- We need fewer Muslims and more guns 4- Kid shoots pro gun mom from car seat 5- Get your gun and git to college 6- Baseball vs Terror 7- Big losses this week 8- Bugerizza...Damn right, made in “merica
#138: All Trump All the Time
March 07, 2016 00:00 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MB1- Not much news on 80’s cruise 2- I just heard about Oscars 3- Trump front page every day 4- Ben I’m gonna miss you 5- Cricket, really I can’t get with soccer and now you give me cricket 6- Oh well I’ve got Zika, or Ziga or sumpin 7- SXSW: I’m gonna hang with the hipsters
#137: Can't Stop This Train
February 29, 2016 00:00 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MB1- Mark Twain had it right 2- Not even Rove can stop him 3- Klan Rally, Trump Rally - Same Rally? 4- Sorry Bernie, time for reality 5- Smarter man than me says its not so bad 6- Wish I’d seen the Oscars, or not
#136: Random Thoughts
February 20, 2016 00:00 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MB1- Short and sweet...my quickest podcast ever 2- Historically Incorrect 3- Situational Constitutional 4- Trump up. Bush, not so much 5- Losing from the front 6- Beyonce is Black, oh my
#135: Super Bowl Vs President
February 09, 2016 00:00 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MB1- Superbowl vs President -- I’ll take Super Bowl 2- Cam, you do you 3- Beyonce in sexy outfit? Stop the presses. 4- Johnny Football beats a woman, you know, like a football player 5- No surprises in New Hampshire 6- Rubio answers question, Rubio answers question, Rubio answers question, etc 7- There's a pattern here 8- Griffin suspended 4 games for hitting a man, should've played football 9- Where do I hide my weed money? 10- Around the world in 8 guys 11- RIP Maurice White
#134: Lamont Ferguson and Mal Hall
February 02, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBWith special guests Lamont Ferguson and Mal Hall 1- Cruz Crazy 2- Hillary Grassroots Clinton 3- Ben Carson beat the kids table 4- Kool and the who? 5- Goodbye Oregon 6- And the Oscar goes to S.A.G. 7- Flint don't drink the ahh never mind 8- Blake hit Cam Newton for celebrating while Steph Curry watched
#133: The Erotic Militia
January 09, 2016 00:00 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MB1- Executive order is not martial law 2- The erotic militia 3- Constitution on/off switch 4- Natural born like Jesus intended 5- Luminosity not that smart 6- Powerball: hookers and cocaine like Jesus intended
#132: Happy New Year...we made it
January 02, 2016 00:00 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MB1-HAPPY NEW YEAR we made it 2-There’s been a militia sighting, I think 3-Trump wins. Its liar award but he wins and that’s what counts 4-Black lives don’t matter 5-Cosby Arrested 6-Sneaker bandit and other internet adventures 7-I’m betting FanDuel and Draft Kings wont be around long 8-Hoverboards melt down 9-RIP Meadowlark Lemon Sweet Georgia Brown 10-See you at Sea
#131: Grand Canyon? Where are you?
December 16, 2015 00:00 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MB1-A mass shooting by any other name 2-Gins don’t kill Toasters don’t toast 3-Republican debate WW3 wins 4-Save the starving horse owners 5-Obama IQ not 102 but maybe it should be 6-Where’d I put that damn Grand Canyon
#130: Trump Vs Tea Party
December 09, 2015 00:00 - 33 minutes - 31.2 MB1- San Bernardino: Too much is never enough 2- The cycle continues 3- Trump vs Tea Party: We all lose 4- Shooting is good for the gun biz 5- ESPN say don't see Concussion. I can’t wait to see Concussion 6- The Force is coming 7- Asshole is as Asshole does 8- Guns, abortions...Same difference
#129: Everything...again
December 03, 2015 00:00 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB1- Mass Shooting- again 2- Its mental health, yeah, of congress 3- Racism- again 4- Trump Lies- again 5- Amy Schumer- TRUTH 6- Crazy laws blah blah blah 7- Mass shooting - again
#128: Maz Jobrani and Suli McCullough
November 24, 2015 00:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBGuests: Maz Jobrani & Suli McCullough 1- Why think when you can bomb 2- A southern rally by any other name… 3- The American Dream sours with a drop of Muslim 4- The Original Refugees 5- I made it up. Does that matter? 6- To Pee or not to Pee 7- Happy Thanksgiving
#127: My War on Christmas
November 17, 2015 00:00 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MB1-Terror in France, Republican Idiots at home 2-My Parents were Cuban refugees so lets keep out those refugees & other disconnects 3-Jesus was a Middle Eastern Refugee 4-Blame it on Obama 5-Its called Intelligence for a reason 6-Shoutout to Derek B 7-Tis the season to start my war on Christmas. Hey I’m a traditionalist 8-Charlie Charlie Charlie 9-See you in Hollywood
#126: The Kiddie Table
November 12, 2015 00:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB1- Why is there still a kiddie table? 2- Trump's not funny...intentionally 3- Ben Carson is funny any way you slice it 4- I’m so loyal to Democrats I won't vote for a Democrat 5- Missouri is the show me state: Show Me the Money oh and football 6- Greg Hardy could learn from Cam Newton 7- Take my gun to jail? Yeah, Ok
#125: Jeff Korber, Owen Benjamin & Clayton Thomas
November 04, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB1- Brilliant guests: Jeff Korber, Owen Benjamin & Clayton Thomas 2- Don't ask me that 3- Preemptive impeachment 4- Constitution? We shot it. 5- where's my Oxy 6- Forget Oxy -- where's my heroin 7- I'm Tom Brady. Please don't like me 8- Don't steal from Superwoman
#124: Lets Go Mets, please
October 29, 2015 00:00 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MB1- Raise better deputies 2- Your question doesn't match my answer 3- Kansas birthday celebration 4- We've saved the bears -- lets kill 'em 5- We’ve saved the kids lets…uh oh 6- Lets Go Mets, please
#123: Goodbye Biden
October 21, 2015 00:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB1-Goodbye Biden 2-Politics + hypocrisy= funny 3-We lost 1 million ponds and saved our liberty 4-Guns vs Dildos, Lets go with Guns and shoot the dildos 5-Porn Kills, well not really but it sounds good 6-Church kills not really, wait the Word of Life church DOES kill 7-No good deed goes unpunished 8-Lamar and Khloe, nope, still don’t care 9-Ole JebBubba strikes again You can’t stop stupid 10-LETS GO METS
#122: Maronzio Vance and Aida Rodriguez
October 14, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBWith special guests: comedians Maronzio Vance and Aida Rodriguez 1- By popular demand we have guests 2- Hate for fun and profit 3- His name is Cayden 4- Trolls used to guard bridges
#121: A Real Hero
October 05, 2015 00:00 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MB1-We’re shooting again 2-Stuff happens and it is political 3-A real hero 4-If the 8 year olds had guns 5-Apparently I’m descended from immigrant agricultural workers 6-They learned to play nice
#120: Hello Pope
September 27, 2015 00:00 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MB1- Hello Pope 2- The Devil You know 3- Shut down the, oh never mind 4- Waa Waa...Trump is mad again Waaaa 5- TSA: The Stupid Agency 6- South Carolina is going Syrian 7- Baseball is fun again 8- It Ain't Over till Its over. Sadly, Its over
#119 - LIVE from LA Podfest 2015
September 19, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBLIVE from the Los Angeles Podcast Festival 2015 Guest: Baron Vaughn, Tamer Kattan and Matt Kirshen 1- Republican Reality Show 2- Donald meet Arnold 3- 9/11? Oh that 9/11 4- Ahmed knows what time it is 5- Jesus wore saggy pants
#118: No Grown Ups Allowed
September 10, 2015 00:00 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB1- No grown ups allowed 2- Those fascinating Republicans 3- Well you looked black 4- Welcome to Phoenix. Its 1827...Start Shooting 5- Serena, Slam Them then Smile
#117: Constitution Schmonstitution
September 03, 2015 00:00 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MB1- Football is here & we're out of courts 2- I'm more rich old white man than you 3- A unicorn rode a rainbow to bring me news of black Republicans 4- You don't punish Tom Brady without permission from Tom Brady 5- Concussion the movie the NFL doesn't want you to see & players will forget 6- Cops shooting cops 7- Constitution Schmonstitution I been talking to Jesus This episode is great for anyone who has ever silently raged against any system!
#116: Where's My Fall Guy?
August 26, 2015 00:00 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MB1-Heroes 2-Another level of murder 3-We're number 1, sadly 4-Trump yeah, again 5-Long way from Confederate flag 6-ESPN bottom 10 7-Where's my fall guy?
#115: No Trophy for You
August 21, 2015 05:31 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MB1- Sex Sex Sex 2- Jared pays for trying to pay 3- Marriage is Sacred meet my wife Ashley Madison 4- Viagra for women? I'll faint 5- El Nino is coming 6- No Trophy for You 7- I wanna be in the NBA
#114: Let's Take the Summer Off
August 12, 2015 00:00 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MB1- The Donald, still 2- Even Megyn needed vacation 3- How to get to Sesame Street? 4- Days of our lives, in football 5- Target kids toys, hit PC 6- Lets take the summer off
#113: ALL LIVES MATTER
August 05, 2015 00:00 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MB1- Trump's not trumped 2- Carly wins NIT 3- Perhaps we can cook bacon in a pan 4- ALL LIVES MATTER 5- Hey Jon, thanks for the memories
#112: Cover the Cover
July 31, 2015 00:00 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MB1-Where is the reasonable Republican? 2-Where are those emails? 3-Cover the cover 4-Why are you looking at me thru your phone?
#111: Where's My Oxy?
July 22, 2015 00:54 - 18 minutes - 16.8 MB1- Canada: the new normal 2- Just loving Just For Laughs 3- War heroes don't win ESPYs 4- You call this an election? 5- God said shoot, I shoot 6- Where's my Oxy? 7- Ahh I'm gonna have a sandwich
#110: Hillary -- Tell us who you are
July 13, 2015 17:15 - 25 minutes - 22.9 MB1- Amy is OK 2- Lower the flag only 150 years late 3- Hey media, Trump is not real 4- Hillary -- tell us who you are, really 5- What hotels are Justice Scalia staying in? 6- Hey Ken Paxton....maybe Jesus doesn't like fraud more than you don't like gays 7- Hi this is the IRS, "You?re going jail for 14 years" 8- Cosby and Jared walk into a courtroom. Hey, it could happen 9- DeAndre changed his mind and ClipperNation lives again
#109: Common Sense?
June 29, 2015 17:47 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MB1- Obama needs to say n***er more often 2- 3 for 3 with Supreme court 3- Common Sense? Didn’t see that coming 4- Gay Marriage = Gay divorce...let the battle begin 5- Fair housing wins in Texas 6- Trade you Thomas for Dolezal 7- NBA draft NFL jail, I mean camp
#108: Charleston Tragedy
June 19, 2015 00:14 - 21 minutes - 20.2 MB1- Charleston Tragedy 2- I'm not black but I play one on NAACP 3- Trump for pres...of Hair Club for Men 4- Fair and Balanced? No, seriously. It could happen.
#107: Cops Gone Wild
June 10, 2015 18:45 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MB1- Back at it 2- Cops Gone Wild 3- Its my airport gun 4- Sarah Sarah 5- Family values at 1.7 million 6- Oh, that Wu Tang Clan 7- Caitlyn, so... 8- LeBron, you da man.
#106: America the Big
June 02, 2015 19:08 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MB1- America the Big 2 - America the Beautiful 3- Jesus, Porn and Western Boots
#105: Welcome to Waco
May 21, 2015 13:42 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MB1- Welcome to Waco guns, bikes, beer, boobs. What could go wrong? 2- Here’s an idea Texas: legalize more guns. That’ll stop the shooting 3- Privatize, uh, NO 4- How much is that presidency in the window? 5- Thanks Clippers...it was fun
#104: Slow Motion Riot
May 04, 2015 17:15 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MB1- B’More careful...Slow Motion Riot 2- Black woman and their hair take charge 3- Justice for sale 4- Texas, yep, still crazy 5- Bachman, yep, still crazier 6- Fight of the century. Well, its early the century 7- A-rod still smiling 8- Go Clippers
#103: Thanks Canada
April 17, 2015 19:25 - 20 minutes - 19 MB1- Black Lives Matter? 2- I’m sensing a pattern here? 3- Fight the power to I can’t breathe 4- Hey Dems, let's support a candidate that runs 5- Stand with Rand Paul, bring your skates 6- From his team to our Games 7- Thanks Canada
#102: Broken Hoof
April 06, 2015 22:43 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MB1- Broken hoof 2- Welcome to school...we hate you 3- You're innocent at last 4- We hate gays but we love money just like Jesus 5- Ted Cruz for ahhh forget it 6- Go Cats, Go for the money
#101: God's Health Care Plan
March 20, 2015 00:14 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MB1- Where are the good guys? 2- 2015 meet 1965 3- God's health care plan 4- Bracket$$$
#100: Emails? What emails?
March 04, 2015 20:32 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MB1- Live from St. Thomas 2- God don't want no married gays gettin' health insurance 3- War on terror on a budget 4- I ran for president. Please buy my book 5- Emails? What emails? 6- Hold please 7- No credit, bad credit, no problem
#99: Free Range Kids
February 19, 2015 02:44 - 26 minutes - 24 MB1- He doesn’t lead cuz we won’t follow 2- The people? HA 3- My activist judge is better than your activist judge 4- A genuine caper 5- Beagle wins, PETA loses 6- Free Range Kids
#98: Goodbye Mr. Stewart
February 11, 2015 23:08 - 20 minutes - 18.6 MB1- Goodbye Mr. Stewart 2- I misremembered lying 3- Dr’s, Twitter, Same thing 4- Saintly Sinners 5- Kanye Kanye Kanye 6- That’s my beer 7- Capt Obvious strikes again 8- BBW
#96: Magical Senate
January 11, 2015 22:37 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MB1- France fights back with the sword and the pen 2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this 3- Magical senate works pretty fast 4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's way 5- Congressional diversity in 1922 6- Free college? Not while there are prisons 7- Texas is shaky
#95: Happy New Year
January 06, 2015 05:16 - 14 minutes - 13 MB1- Happy New Year 2- Angry New Congress 3- Slow Down Officers 4- How Bout Dem Cowboys 5- New Year, Old Resolution 6- Sarah’s Still Here 7- Goodbye Stuart Scott
#94: Cheney Loves Torture
December 18, 2014 18:04 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MB1- Cheney loves torture 2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation 3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it 4- US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress 5- I’ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex 6- Vote for me at blowme.org 7- Open carry, open fire 8- Surgeon general is hired 9- Uber in Uber trouble
#93: Athletes Can Protest
December 09, 2014 20:33 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner 2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke 3- Imagine if he’d been white 4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are... 5- Athletes can protest, I mean, they’re large black men 6- Criming While White 7- What MLK really did 8- True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist 9- Let's stop this, I want to be funny again
#92: Ferguson
November 26, 2014 17:57 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MB1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed 2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled
#91: Liberal quarantine?
November 19, 2014 21:16 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MB1- Cosby...I can’t call it 2- Two realities, one country 3- What if we tax the guns 4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does 5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that 6- Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales 7- Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money