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#335: The Verdict Is In

November 24, 2021 22:43 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MB

1- Rittenhouse: Not Guilty. No Surprise. 2- Ahmaud Arbery murderers: Guilty. Surprise. 3- When in doubt: SHOOT. 4- Can’t go this low 5- Oh- uhh, Happy Thanksgiving!

#334: Ladies and Gentlemen, It's Laurie Kilmartin

November 18, 2021 17:22 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

1- Great writers write great 2- Yeah, death can be funny. 3- Doin' the work 4- Speaking for all women 5- Sesame Street 6- Good news…now don’t let me ruin it.

#333: Welcome Stuttering John Melendez

November 11, 2021 03:19 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MB

1- Enough, Aaron 2- Joe Rogan is not a scientist, journalist, nor king. 3- Anti-Vax for life, which is a short time. 4- Ted Cruz insurrection 5- Straight White Male Perspective 6- What they really say about us 7- Some Good News.

#332: The Republicans Are Coming, The Republicans Are Coming

November 03, 2021 23:56 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MB

1- Memory of a Golden Retriever 2- More Marjorie than AOC 3- If you mandate, they will quit… or not. 4- Welcome Michael Steele

#331: A-Holes, Jerks, and Pricks… Oh My!

October 28, 2021 03:21 - 48 minutes - 44.9 MB

Interview with Jeff Cesario, Writer/Producer/Comic/Dad 1- What is wrong with us? 2- Adolescent country full of childish men 3- A-holes are rewarded 4- News is not news, it’s competition. 5- Masks, vaccines, and dog s**t

#330: SULI

October 21, 2021 02:35 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

An hour with Writer/Comedian/Actor/Producer Suli McCullough. We talk: 1- Writing for the Emmy’s 2- Dave Chappelle 3- It's all political 4- Sports 5- Sneakers And a whole lot in between... 6- Oh, and Black hockey players.

#329: The Truth Is In The Emails

October 13, 2021 15:21 - 1 hour - 59.7 MB

1- This is who you are, Gruden. 2- The NFL knows. So tell us. 3- I’ll be damned, Allen West finds the virus is real. 4- Don't tell me what to do with my body while I tell you what to do with your body. 5- AHHH Kyrie 6- I’m pro-life so go kill yourself, kid. 7- Still the GOAT just listen until the end 8- Marcus Miller is his name

#328: I'M BACK

October 06, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

1- The Talk Radio Experiment 2- Nothing Changes 3- Recall 4- Anti-vax Jesus and the NBA 5- Bubba and Michael win one 6- Can Tesla afford its racism? 7- Bruce’s Beach, that is some prime beachfront property. 8- Republicans play stupid as well as the actually do stupid. 9- Chris Titus is here. Well, he was there, and now he’s here.

#327: Let's Do Better

June 18, 2021 22:57 - 28 minutes - 25.8 MB

1- Juneteenth 2- Put the gun away. 3- McConnell is making plans. 4- Texas is making a run to catch Florida. 5- Go to KBLA1580.COM and listen, please. The App is coming. 6- THANK YOU. Really, I mean it, THANK YOU.

#326: You Are Not Magnetic

June 11, 2021 22:37 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB

1- Some say “Government attacked,” others say “Disorderly Behavior.” 2- Fair election. I’ll kill you. 3- When used to privilege, equality is discrimination. 4- Billionaire money, Thousandaire taxes. 5- No racism until 6 months ago. 6- Vaccine creates race of Magnetos.

#325: Working With No Class

June 05, 2021 00:50 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MB

1- Check on a Republican 2- Truth? We don't need no stinkin' truth. 3- Trust me it's a college 4- We're crazy about mental health issues 5- Oh, I just remembered we are racist.

#324: I Came For Ice Cream

May 28, 2021 22:59 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

1- BANG BANG. Here we go again... 2- It was about policing, remember? 3- Jan 6? We were hoping you forgot. 4- I’m racist so I’ll head to an NBA game. What could happen?! 5- SHE'S THE GOAT, DAMMIT. 6- Celebrate the stupid

#323: The Bible said WHAT?

May 22, 2021 05:16 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

1- Vaccines are dangerous. Now give me that bag of gas. 2- I'm free to not wear my mask because I’m not vaccinated… huh? 3- Straight white men will be alright 4- I deny racism exists so now it goes away, right? 5- My grandkid is rich… whew! 6- The bible said WHAT? 7- KBLA.Com Unapologetically Progressive

#322: 26 Million Could Have Bought Gas

May 14, 2021 21:08 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming. 2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette. 3- Take off that mask. 4- Bankrupt? Only morally. 5- Hey, kid. Want a gun? 6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun. 7- Tent City. The good kind. 8- Goodbye, Ellen. 9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket...

#321: Foxmania

May 07, 2021 23:12 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MB

1- Back to work 2- Lynching. Fucking LYNCHING. 3- Who throws a whopper? 4- Critical Race Theory is critical of racists. 5- Our only idea is NO. 6- Our next Governor 7- "But, Your Honor, I have FOXMANIA..."

#320: Da Butt

April 30, 2021 04:26 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MB

1- Bad cops and Bad cops 2- 100 days 511 to 67. Yep, baby hands wins. 3- Damn, they like him. Let's make something up. 4- They didn’t mean for Nick Foles to win. 5- Damn your newfangled airline, I’ll take a boat. 6- You’re fired. 7- See we’ve got these ladders….

#319: You Can Believe What You Saw

April 23, 2021 21:39 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MB

1- Guilty Guilty Guilty 2- Systematic Racism 3- Officer Bryan B: The cop we need. 4- The Founding Fathers said 5- Ben Carson still shucking and jivin'. 6- God definitely has a sense of humor 7- “Ladders! Get your ladders here! $5 ladders!”

#318: A Vaccine For Bullets

April 17, 2021 17:07 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MB

1- Things so bad, killer cop is out of the news 2- Another mass shooting... Seems they’re illegal. 3- Even Pat Robertson is tired of it. 4- Hands up, ah hell, I’ll shoot anyway. 5- Back off, cop. I’m white. 6- Support which troops? 7- Where’s my beachfront property? 8- Black Lives work hard too.

#317: CANCEL THAT, NO WAIT, NEVERMIND

April 09, 2021 18:40 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB

1- Mitch Flipped for Coke money 2- You wouldn’t want trump to call you a defector... 3- Who wants to die now? 4- Cop vs Cop, or just the truth? 5- You’re fired.. 6- She didn’t take the money. 7 - The Wolfette of Wall Street

#316: Namaste

April 02, 2021 00:41 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MB

1- It’s the Derek Chauvin Trial 2- No, we say No. What is it? Doesn’t matter. NO. 3- Way to go, Pete. 4- Wait, what? They want to vote? 5- I vote you don’t fly Delta 6- 17 7- Damn that yoga. 8- I have billion minus 130 dollars.

#315: THE MORE I KNOW PEOPLE THE MORE I LIKE DOGS

March 26, 2021 21:54 - 30 minutes - 27.6 MB

1- Hello, Florida. Joker... Governor... same thing. 2- Welcome to Texas. Wait-- Where ya goin'? 3- Lyin' Ted tells the truth. 4- Republican constitution is pro gun and anti vote. 5- She’s not supposed to salute, Stupid. 6- Sorry, Jay, I’m not apologizing.

#314: Call It What It IS

March 19, 2021 22:04 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MB

1- A hate crime is not a bad day. 2- Domestic Terrorists are White Supremacists. 3 - Jen Psaki don’t play. 4- Terri Lynn trying to take Karen’s place. 5- Reefer Madness 6- KBLATALK1580.com

#313: Where Were You When We Closed?

March 12, 2021 06:31 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MB

1- Stimulating Stimulus 2- I voted NO but that was yesterday 3- We’d like some transparency for our fake questions 4- Guess who’s voting by mail 5- Princess of Pain

#312: Lyin' Ted

March 05, 2021 20:19 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MB

1- Welcome to Florida 2- Texas is open 3- Golden idols made in Mexico 4- CPAC and the C is for CULT 5- Lyin Ted is lyin again. 6- Cancel that order of Freedom Fries. 7- Dr. Suess and Mr. Potato Head walk into a bar...

#311: Brokenhearted

February 26, 2021 22:00 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MB

1- He’s only 13. He’s just a boy. 2- You took the money. You pay the price. 3- Regulation: It saves you cash and kept the lights on. 4- The cost of tragedy 5- VIP’s for vaccines? Wait- wasn’t it all fake? 6- Tiger 7- Let's stay fat, America. It's safer.

#310: F**k Off, Tim Tebow

February 19, 2021 07:17 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MB

1- Texas is freezing so Ted goes to Mexico. 2- Rush is gone. Guess cancer is real. 3- Enough of the former guy 4- Do the righting, Tom, you’re the GOAT. 5- Pull yourself up? We’re here to push you down. 6- Can you retire from what you’ve never done?

#309: Imagine A Real Trial

February 13, 2021 01:37 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MB

1- Grandpa Simpson rambling defense 2- We’re impartial so let us help you before we vote not guilty 3- You cost me $2 billion. You’re fired! 4- Cheney as a voice of Reason???? 5- The GOAT was out there GOATing. It was Super. 6- Pranks gone wild 7- Who needs cards when you have a cannon? 8- R.I.P., Chick Corea

#308: Hypocritical Hypocrites and their Hypocrisy

February 04, 2021 19:55 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB

1- Black History is now. Congrats to Stacy Abrams and BLM on Nobel Prize Nominations. 2- You know you’re right when the right is mad at ya. 3- McConnell hates that the Dems have learned to be shitty like McConnell. 4- Soul Cycle classes do not an educator make. 5- Your honor, can I go to Mexico? 6- Vaccine and the God Gene 7- Don’t poke the GOAT 8- Oregon Experiment: This makes too much sense.

#307: Whole Lot Of Crazy Goin On

January 29, 2021 05:51 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MB

1- Biden said his name 2- Laser beams, Communists... Hello, Marjorie. 3- Got that Hydroxy. Anyone? Anyone? 4- Oregon is scary. 5- Don’t Game with Gamers. 6- You bought your way in, not out. 7- Nia Dennis is Magic. 8- Father Time is undefeated but he’s against the ropes right, LeBron. Right, Tom.

#306: WE MADE IT

January 22, 2021 00:30 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MB

1- We’ve inaugurated sanity 2- Thank you, Amanda Gorman. Black Girl Magic takes over DC. 3- Trump slinks out like garbage with over 1 protester 4- Caught up in the moment 5- Keep Karen in Jail. 6- Turtle flips and stupid Cruz 7- Tom Won

#305: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” -George Carlin

January 11, 2021 23:07 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MB

1- There’s no crying in terrorism. 2- I was gonna be brave, seems I forgot my gun. 3- GoFundMe needed to buy rubber bullets and tear gas 4- Racists anarchists terrorists and thugs 5- No sympathy 6- Let's try jail time. Real prison time. 7- Hawley and Cruz too 8- Black on black crime, no. White on white solutions. 9- "That’s not who we are..." Yes, it is. Now do better.

#304: Shine Up Yo Ass Kickin' Shoes

January 04, 2021 22:45 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MB

1- Treason by any other name 2- Remember states rights 3- Covidiots of Cali 4- NY Karen hiding in Cali 5- Socialism for the not-so-rich. The real rich we got covered. 6- Threw a pass to help 7- Sir Lewis Hamilton

#303 Be Kind

December 23, 2020 23:16 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MB

1 - Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa 2 - $600 whether you need it or not 3 - Where’s that other 700 billion? 4 - He almost got right 5 - Fraud. You want to talk fraud??? 6 - Privilege vs Punishment 7 - My aunt’s cousin’s stepson’s girlfriend died from the vaccination It's true I read it at Q Anon 8 - Wal Mart Justice

#303: Be Kind

December 23, 2020 23:16 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MB

1 - Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa 2 - $600 whether you need it or not 3 - Where’s that other 700 billion? 4 - He almost got right 5 - Fraud. You want to talk fraud??? 6 - Privilege vs Punishment 7 - My aunt’s cousin’s stepson’s girlfriend died from the vaccination It's true I read it at Q Anon 8 - Wal Mart Justice

#302: Looking for the Good

December 19, 2020 00:30 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MB

1 - Thought it would be quiet 2 - BLM Never stop saying it 3 - Resist Quit Threaten KKK That's 4 stories 4 - Pain Compliance. That’s a thing 5 - Good News Giving away billions 6 - You can blow up trump plaza 7 - Palm Beach HOA don’t play

#301: The Aliens are Right

December 11, 2020 21:43 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MB

1 - Say his name Casey Christopher Gordon 2 - Be consistent in your BS 3 - You’re a hacker, or you have google 4 - Who needs republicans with Dems like these 5 - Mandatory Retirement is a thing 6 - Bill Gates is right and he invented it 7 - Listen to Coach K 8 - Intergalactic Space Federation. Why the hell not? 9 - Is this who we’ve become. No its who we are

#300: Candace Please

December 03, 2020 01:18 - 37 minutes - 34 MB

1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock. 2- I just need to practice lying. 3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas. 4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus 5- Rolling coal for assholes 6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort 7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE.

#299.5: Cancelled

November 20, 2020 21:55 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

1- This show has been cancelled. They all are. 2- Do as I say not as I do. 3 - If it's leaky, get a new one. 4- He’s lying. We’re FOX News. We know lying. 5- Symmetry 6- That’s SIR Lewis Hamilton, at least it should be.

#299: He Won, She Won, We Won

November 10, 2020 19:11 - 24 minutes - 22.6 MB

1- Biden/Harris WIN 2- All it took was counting the votes 3- There are doctors on Biden's Covid team. It's getting crazy already. 4- NO, don’t feel sorry for Trumpers! 5- FOX NEWS experiments with truth 6- We are unblocked 7- Don’t forget the Progressives 8- Funny thing happened next to the porn shop...

#298: Garbage In, Garbage Out

November 04, 2020 23:21 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MB

1- Who Won? Who Knows? 2- We closed Trump U. How is the Electoral College still open? 3- Rain, snow, sleet, & hail? YES. Ballots? NO. 4- More states legalize much needed weed 5- Even in California racism wins, again. 6- Same senate, different day. 7- The militia is illegal. Someone tell law enforcement! 8- Kanye! Say it ain’t so!

#297: Next Week Is Exhausting

October 30, 2020 23:43 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MB

1- Die for dear leader, or at least hospitalized. 2- Trump Office of Science? 3- Daddy Putin gives baby hands a talking to 4- Handmaiden on Supreme Court 5- Bring your gun to the polls: what could go wrong? 6- Smaller gub’mint unless it’s my gub’mint 7- Say his name, Walter Wallace Jr, again 8- Dodgers win the series

#296: Keep It Fair

October 20, 2020 22:29 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

1- the Anti-Endorsement 2- We’ll do anything to keep these courts unfair. 3- Get him with his science 4- So how does this Twitter thing work again? 5- We are the real men and we’re scared. 6- So you say my boss is on this interweb thing. Uh-oh...

#295: A Handmaids Tale

October 14, 2020 05:03 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MB

1- Sham Hearings 2- What if she were Muslim? 3- “She's a mom and a Marine.” EXACTLY. 4- Don't drop your ballot in the box 5- Vote Vote Vote. Drive’s 'em crazy. 6- Lakers win, LeBron wins 7- Watching Lewis Hamilton is watching history 8- Rona. Your bubble is not America, not even ‘merikkka.

#294: Rooting for the Fly

October 10, 2020 00:32 - 13 minutes - 12.3 MB

1- VP debate: let’s get a ref. 2- That fly was doing what flies do 3- That militia is a gang 4- You’re charged with murder, uh... and fired. 5- No Nobel prize for you

#293: Jesus Christ, He's Got The 'Rona

October 02, 2020 17:58 - 37 minutes - 34.1 MB

1- Trump gets Covid… I think. 2- Debates? You ever played chess with a pigeon?! 3- 4 million people, 1 ballot box. No voter suppression here. 4- She went to Rhodes College so she’s a Rhodes scholar, next question. 5- Rode across the west. Flood, depression, hope, and funny. 6- Back to the virtual world

#292: SAY HER NAME

September 24, 2020 16:21 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

1- Her Life Mattered 2- Wanton Endangerment of Justice 3- Truth? About White Supremacists? What government is this? 4- What IS a hate crime, Iowa? 5- RIP to the Notorious RBG 6- The race to hypocrisy will be won Saturday 7- Dave has done it again 8- I guess I haven't, I’m underrated 9- Jesus told you to wear a mask

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