Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#40: New Pope is New CEO

March 21, 2013 21:52 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MB

1- CPAC good to know Sarahs still crazy 2- New Pope is new CEO 3- Sanjaya singing in the subway 4- Lock up Lindsay with OJ and let us watch 5- Tigers back & hes got a new blonde to prove it 6- March Madness 7- 2013 from 1988’s eyes Mar 21, 2013

#39: Get Sequestered

March 12, 2013 19:26 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

1- Have you been sequestered yet? Not sure? Well don’t ask me 2- US to broker peace in Middle east Of course we cant get along in DC , lets solve the holy war 3- Hate groups up 800% Who says Obama doesn’t promote growth 4- Burn down the ‘burbs 5- Teachers carry guns in South Dakota, Duck 6- Here come the drones Here a drone there a drone everywhere a drone drone 7- Baby cured of aids, finally , some good news 8- Do you hate Anne Hathaway? You should 9- Hate her on twitter, that’s what its the...

#38: Rodman the Diplomat

February 28, 2013 19:52 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MB

1- Sequester Dis, once again the government will shut down & world will end, or not 2- Its my idea, no its your idea well I wont budge oh yeah, yeah The 2nd graders are at it again 3- Tea Party so crazy even Karl Rove is fighting them 4- How crazy? Lets do away with elections crazy 5- Post truth journalism, welcome to brietbart.com 6- fact is we’ve already saved 84 billion but who needs facts 7- LA Traffic the worst in other shocking news water is wet 8- Oscar, watch your step 9- Rodman the ...

#37: Heart Attack Grill

February 18, 2013 20:38 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MB

1. 1. State of the Union Obama is SMOOV 2. 2. Rubio Rebuttal Lying makes me thirsty 3. 3. Rend rebuttal to rebuttal, why is there always a secret list? 4. 4. Loving immigrants and hating women what about women immigrants? 5. 5. Dorner a damn shame all around 6. 6. Bruce , Die Hard and shut up 7. 7. Carnival Cruise vacation? Or Survivor episode? 8. 8. Alabama players making ends meet 9. 9. Condi, just gotta start something 10. 10. Coke overdose, no , not that coke...

#36: Pants In France

February 07, 2013 17:53 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MB

1- How did I not make the Anti gun list? 2- Man collects guns hates government builds a bunker terrorist or tea bagger? 3- Birth control immoral child abuse , OK 4- Wearing Pants in France 5- Cant afford Acapulco, no worries tourists are attacked everywhere 6- Sen Geraldo Rivera? Uh, No

#35: Let's Confess to Oprah

January 23, 2013 20:07 - 16 minutes - 14.8 MB

1- I'm not paying attention I'm on a cruise 2- Inauguration on Martin Luther King day? What's next walking on water? 3- Aretha Franklin to Kelly Clarkson 4- Congress won't get paid and we're still looking for who cares 5- New York. Gun owners ignited to Texas? His should be good for a laugh 6- Texas tea party 7- Let's confess to Oprah 8- I dedicate this podcast to my late imaginary girlfriend Jan 23, 2013

#34: Hypocrite Hall of Fame

January 17, 2013 02:02 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MB

1- Guns. It's not video games it's the guns 2- Sheriff Joe needs a calender not a posse 3- Hypocrites Hall of Fame 4- Good luck RG3 abd Roll Tide 5- The NBA is playing. Before the all star break? 6- Hockey's back. You did know they were gone right? 7- Worst murder plot ever Jan 17, 2013

#33: Let's Make Up Some News

January 10, 2013 00:54 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

1- South against everything 2- Fiscal Cliff Congress and a bunch of nothing 3- Bring back dueling gentlemen 4- Assault weapon stops crime. Oops never happened 5- Whew the rich got richer 6- Al Jazeera vs Current TV vs Fox News 7- Let's make up some news 8- Dr Oz having a show is a miracle 9- Dying for pictures 10- Oh no, they breed Jan 10, 2013

#32: California's Crazy Again

December 20, 2012 21:56 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MB

1 Newtown shootings President Obama, what are you willing to do 2 He has a knife I have a 32 ounce Louisville slugger 3 Shooting kid with loud radio isn’t standing your ground 4 Romney Wins 5 Raise tax on millionaires and pay for it with Medicare 6 Obama takes corporate donations Lets get some nascar sponsor decals 7 California’s crazy again, or at least stupid 8 Rob Parker real black? Nope Real stupid 9 The Bieb is going sitcom Dec 20, 2012

#31: Vegas, Baby!

December 13, 2012 19:08 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MB

1- Vegas baby. Pacqaio Rodeo Mal Hall and George Wallace. What a party 2 Stand your ground defend your house stop the madness 3 Jan brewer flips Repubs flop the new Republicans love latinos. 4-Fiscal cliff. We're falling but don't worry it won't interrupt congressional vacations 5 Dow up unemployment down worlds not ending 6 Obama aid becomes lobbyist. Finally a democrat learning the corruption game 7 FOX news home of Sarah Palin calls Susan Rice incompetent. No seriously they did 8 War on Ch...

#30: Riding a Manatee

November 30, 2012 00:16 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MB

1- Obama says take fiscal cliff fight to twitter, wants a fair and balanced approach. I guess he's just gonna rub that in FOX news people 2- Voters more willing to compromise than congress people. Well most voters aren't crooks paid by lobbyists so I'm not surprised 3- Jon Huntsman was biggest threat according to Obama campaign manager. No he wasn't , Jon Huntsman is reasonable. He never had a chance in republican primary 4- War on women is women's fault FOX news says learn your place ladies ...

#29: Hammer Goes Gangam Style

November 22, 2012 19:22 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MB

1-Happy Black Friday, I mean Thanksgiving 2-Republicans, shut up the reason you lost is Obama was better 3-You want to secede? Bye its been fun, screw off and play football against each other 4-Weed is legal Twinkies are bankrupt? Oh noooooo 5-Abandon kids football? OK, lets watch the fat teenagers show again 6-Hammer goes Gangam style , and hopefully shares some financial advice Nov 22, 2012

#28: Weed Wins, Porn Loses

November 13, 2012 18:07 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

1. Attn Old White Men New America includes everyone 2. Karl Rove must report loss to Cheyney, good luck with that 3. Racist Rants on Twitter How sad, future klansmen klan reduced to tweeting 4. Whos Better off than 4 yrs ago, gun sellers 5. Fiscal cliff my ass 6. Florida shouldn’t be allowed to vote, period , end of story 7. Weed wins Porn loses 8. Hurricane Sandy still kicking ass 9. Failure of Virgin America, we like our virgins cheap 10. George Lucas to give billions away , another liberal...

#27: America Got It Right

November 07, 2012 21:07 - 9 minutes - 8.33 MB

1- Short and Sweet 2- PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS WON!!!! 3- America got it right 4- Big Bird is lookin for Romney 5- Ted Nugent, Rush Limbaugh and Donald Trump have to leave 6- PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS WON!!!

#26: Romney's Alternate Reality Machine

November 02, 2012 17:03 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MB

1- Obama wins 3rd debate, no one cares 2- polls up ,polls down , here a poll there a poll everywhere a poll poll 3- Racism still prevalent in America in other news, water is wet 4- Women for Romney is like like cattle for burgers, I just don't get it 5-Romney says GOP supported Obama. Can I ride in your alternate reality machine Mitt? 6- 7.7 quake, Hurricane Sandy, maybe Mayans were right 7- Goldman sachs director in jail 8- US sues B of A for mortgage fraud 9- Lolo Jones to bobsled Tears fr...

#25: Shame Nike Shame

November 02, 2012 17:01 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MB

1- 08 Obama is back. I think Michelle gave him a talking to 2- Obama won, or did he?once again Rt wing beautifully denies reality 3- Glenn Beck Jeans 1791 from back when blacks & women knew their place ahhh the good ole days 4- Amanda Todd dead Our collective shame of online bullying 5- Tig Notaro tragedy + honesty = comedy Thanks for helping Louie CK 6-Lance Armstrong. Nike turns their back on a man with one nut. Shame Nike Shame Oct 20, 2012

#24: Funny VP Tweets

November 02, 2012 17:01 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MB

1- Biden whups some ass 2- Funny VP Tweets. Call 911 3- Martha Raddutz a REAL moderator 4- Obama. Pay Attention 5- 5 dollars a gallon? Get more elves 6- November Baseball? 7- Evolution a lie from hell and other brilliant science

#23: Wake the F--- Up

November 02, 2012 17:01 - 23 minutes - 21.3 MB

1- Election vs coronation. 2- Wake the f**k up 3- Romney leads middle class 4- Climate change Fox News and fairy tales 5- Perry blames Satan so Obama must be Jesus 6- Christian Right blames Obama so he must be Satan 7- California cars don't need you 8- Voter test: Who's Honey Boo Boo?

#22: Advice From Sam Jackson

November 02, 2012 17:00 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MB

1- Romney Romney Romney. Obamas people say please keep talking 2- Paul Ryan and Values Voters still have time for hate 3-Rick Santorum say" we'll never get smart people" to a group of dumb people 4- Advice from Sam Jackson 5- teachers win and lose 6- hey dead guy, you can't park there 7- NY mayor says no to Big Gulp 8- tea Party ratings at new low. Thank god for congress 9- Amanda's so low Lindsey's mad about it

#21: Organic Schmorganic

November 02, 2012 17:00 - 36 minutes - 33.9 MB

1-Obama gets a bounce. He’s saving one job, his 2- Michelle Obama says don’t mess with my man 3- Clnton gives a speech so good we remember why he got BJ’s 4- You’re like Hitler, No, You’re like Hitler 5- Insult your opponent, nicely 6- Voter rights, we’ve progressed all the way to the 60’s, again 7- IBISWorld predicts people spending again. I dunno if theyre right but ladies, go buy some shoes 8- Repubs hate gay marriage less because it’s a family value? 9- Organic Schmorganic 10- Keep your ...

#20: Hurricane Magic

November 02, 2012 16:59 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

1- You Didn't Build That, in context with the truth 2- Repub convention, if you build it we will come and laugh 3- Small Businessman built it with money from government contracts 4- Paul Ryan learned it with social security money 5- Mia Love built it with 10 bucks 6- Rush says Obama manipulated hurricane, I thought only THOR could manipulate hurricanes, maybe Storm from X-Men 7- Hurricane heads for Tampa and could end in Ryan's hometown I guess God wants to meet them 8- Gov Jindal stays home,...

#19: Houston is the Coolest City?

November 02, 2012 16:58 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MB

1- Niall Ferguson says Obama must go, of course he says it with ½ truths but he did say it 2- Numerous rebuttals to Niall Fergusen from Harvard grads, journalists economists etc etc etc 3- Jan Brewer is at it again, when will we fence of her own country so she can be crazy and angry by herself 4- Alabama checking kids immigration status, hey you, 3rd grader, where’s your ID? 5- Oklahoma Valedictorian diploma held because she said hell, I say get the hell out of OK 6- Akin, Ryan , legitimate r...

#18: Olympics

November 02, 2012 16:58 - 18 minutes - 17 MB

1- Micheal Phelps greatest ever 2- Gabby Douglas and her hair 3- Ryan Lochte TMI 4- Usain Bolt 5- USA B ball 6- and of course HOOTERS

#17: Live from Pasadena Icehouse

November 02, 2012 16:57 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

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#16: Where's My Trickle-Down?

November 02, 2012 16:55 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

1- Romney at NAACP convention 2- Romney calls out Obama on outsourcing 3- Olympic uniforms made in China, speaking of outsourcing 4- Condi Rice for VP, or not 5- Obama doesn’t need tax cuts , where is my trickle down? 6- Rick Perry says he’ll turn down Obamacare, he’ll just pry for help 7- Confidence in religion at all time low. Don’t blame Jesus 8- Drive up alcohol. Theres a texas law that might need work 9- Blake griffin signs for 95 million and hurts knee, hello Clipper jinx 10- Bring back...

#15: Obamacare

November 02, 2012 16:55 - 27 minutes - 25 MB

1- Fireworks cancelled across America 2- Roberts on Obamacare. No one hated more for decision since LeBron 3- Mitt to repeal Obamacare and replace with nothing 4- Eric Holder in contempt of congress, nevermind 5- Record heat wave not global warming, just a little God 6- Jet Blue pilot not guilty, just insane 7- BET awards same old same old 8- Clippers acquire a Kardashian 9- Florida man masturbating while driving

#14: Reagan Is My Favorite Liberal

November 02, 2012 16:54 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MB

1- Supreme Court Upholds AZ immigration 2- Roberts court will undo every right from Warren Court 3- Obama immigration kids can stay 4- Sea level rise Damn Left wing science 5- Romney says good news is bad news 5- Reagan is my favorite liberal 6- Common sense in Texas? 7- Father kills child molester Yep that's how you do that 8- Microsoft Surrface tablet excites both Zune owners 9- Florida idiot feeds gator his hand Yep that's how you do that

#13: Dead is the New 60

November 02, 2012 16:54 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

1- Supreme Court Approval low 2- Obama Campaign stalled 3- Obama misspoke? Nope Screwed up 4- 68% against Health care law but want benefits of health care law 5- Romney can't spell 6- GOP blocks equal pay bill. Wonder if their women senators get paid equal? 7- Bloomberg for pot against soda 8- Summer jobs up 9- 30 is new 20 40 is new 30 60 is new 40 dead is new 60 10- Texas abstains from sex ed and has a baby over it 11- Rick Warren Bible says Be Thin

#12: Eat Chocolate Before Sex

November 02, 2012 16:53 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MB

1- Motorcycle travels, The South’s beautiful and confusing 2- Politics as usual. Obama attacks Bain Capital Romney attacks jobs numbers 3- John Bolton, Bush UN ambassador, says Bush left Obama a mess 4- Donald Trump still a birther 5- Mia Love Black woman mormon repub mayor from utah goin for congress 6- Artur Davis former black Alabama congressman switches to repub 7- Dems drop the ball on Scott Walker recall in Wisconsin 8- Clinton poses with porn stars 9- Mark Zuckerbrook down to 14 bill...

#11: Miniature Horses as Service Animals

November 02, 2012 16:53 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

TOPICS INCLUDE: 1- Trayvon Martin had weed in system 2- Florida Shoot first learn law later 3- Four Tons of Marijuana found off coast of OC 4- This is your brain on FOX 5- Joe Arpaio leads Az Sherriffs race 6- Romney not going to Disagree with Rick Scott on drug testing 7- Debt limit showdown , again 8- JP morgan loss could be 3 billion 9- 90 million for NY penthouse 10- Equal pay for WNBA? Stop laughing they are serious 11- Illinois Miniature horses as service animals May 24, 2012

#10: Truck Nuts

November 02, 2012 16:52 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

TOPICS INCLUDE: Mothers Day Obama on Gay Marriage Avengers opens at 200 million Shaq gets PHD Shaq gets PHD Woman sued for sending text message to driver San Diegans want to fine banks for neglecting foreclosures Women paying alimony you asked for equality SIRI says Nokia phone better This is what happens without Steve around Truck nuts lead to jail stay Stupid is as Stupid does May 16, 2012

#9: Obama Vs Romney

November 02, 2012 16:52 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MB

Topics Include: 1 -Obama visits Afghanistan repubs say he’s using getting Bin Laden for political gain 2 -Obama launches FORWARD campaign 3 -Obama vs Romney will be boring Yes, and that’s a good thing although a lil Santorum or Cain would make it fun 4 -ATT CEO says offering unlimited date for Iphone was big mistake and loses sleep over imessage 5 -GM pays no income taxes since bankruptcy 6 -Stephen King Tax me for F**ks sake 7 -Hate crimes on the rise, I hate hate crimes 8 -Bil...

#8: Thinking Undermines Faith

November 02, 2012 16:51 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

Topics Include: Joel Ward, Derrick Rose, Heat destry Knicks, Housing hit rock bottom?, Romney says borrow money from parents, GM CEO needs more money, Worker Productivity, Dan Savage, Thinking undermines faith, Zimmerman collects $200K, Obama and Kimmel kill at press dinner, Dutch ban tourist weed - no more tourism. May 01, 2012

#7: The Price of Happiness Goes Down

November 02, 2012 16:49 - 34 minutes - 31.4 MB

Topics Include: Antonio Cromartie Reality Show, Metta World Peace suspended 7 games, TED and R-Rated with weed smoking teddy bear, Hunger Games is replaced by Think Like A Man at #1, President using executive powers, AZ immigration law goes to Supreme Court, More Mexicans leaving US than entering, WalMart brbery in Mexico, Voting laws could hurt Obama, Gingrich may exit presidential race, Senator Orin Hatch forced to fight for his job, Happiness costs $50k/year, down from $75k. Apr 26, 2012

#6: Secret Service Prostitutes

November 02, 2012 16:48 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MB

Topics Include: Tax Day, Secret Service Prostitutes, Hillary Rosen vs. Ann Romney Work vs. Home, Romney says 92% of jobs lost under Obama were women's jobs, Women focus of NRA convention bring on "Bra Holster", Ted Nugent at NRA: "If Obama reelected this time next year I'll be in jail or dead", Tupac hologram at Coachella, Kim Kardashian wants to be mayor of Glendale in 5 years. Apr 19, 2012

#5: Taxes That Americans Support

November 02, 2012 16:47 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MB

Who's Paying Attention? #5 Topics Include: George Zimmerman donations, Oklahoma shootings, Supreme Court and California prisoners getting free health care, Santorum bows out, Allen West says tanning salon tax racist, Ozzie Guillen, Tebow Easter services, Bubba Watson wins Masters, Taxes Americans support, homophobes are secretly gay, Sony asks excutives to return bonuses BEFORE laying off 10,000, Mike Wallace passed away. Apr 13, 2012

#4: Obamacare vs Supreme Court

November 02, 2012 16:46 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MB

Who's Paying Attention? #4 Topics Include: Who I am and why I think that way, UK and Baylor, Obamacare vs Supreme Court, General Service Admin Party in Vegas, Sarah Palin on The Today Show, Oakland Shooting, Trevon Martin, Dallas Tornadoes, OK wins NCAA. Apr 06, 2012

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