Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
390 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 673 ratingsA weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.
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#190: While I Was Out
August 09, 2017 23:30 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MB1- Oh Canada. 2- What I did this summer. 3- Healthcare: here, gone, and back again. 4- W.W.E. Trump wants war. 5- Opiod… Crisis? 6- Some good news. 7- Then there’s Florida...
#189: Live From Montreal
July 18, 2017 06:59 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MB1- Canadian news. 2- Were you at the meeting? 3- Secret plans. 4- Just For Laughs.
#188: Tweeting Is For The Birds
July 06, 2017 16:43 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MB1- Twitter fight as news is fake news. 2- Unexpected high road. 3- Independence Is Un’merrikkkan. 4- Left vs Right, right? 5- We OD’d on Party Before solution. 6- Thou Shalt Not Steal, not even for a hobby.
#187: I'm Sick Of Healthcare
June 30, 2017 06:29 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MB1- CNN No. 2- Insult. Lie. Repeat. 3- Justice for "lady parts." 4- Healthcare reform is sick. 5- Just get a better job. 6- I don't understand. 7- We’re #1. 8- Deadly Stupid. 9- Goodbye and Good Luck, CP3.
#186: The 1%
June 20, 2017 01:51 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MB1- 'Dem chickens done come home. 2- Outrage? No, just mildly upset. 3- Black Lives Matter. We will not go away. 4- Beauregard, this here black woman’s got some questions for you. 5- Are you 1%? Check your paystub here. 6- Ultimate Fathers Day gift.
#185: Stupid Don't Get Tired
June 13, 2017 01:55 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MB1- Comey talks. We listen. Nothing changes. 2- It's tough to be president the first time. 3- Educated brainwashing (you got it, right kids?). 4- Green Cards made in China. 5- Ethics, now there’s a high bar, laying on the ground. 6- Don’t get sick, Ohio. We need your votes. 7- Fly 'em if ya got 'em. Damn that government control. 8- House what? 9- Captain Obvious goes to science class. 10- Nascar, here we come.
#184: Nance's Law
May 30, 2017 16:18 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MB1- Thank you, Veterans. 2- BMW’s in a red state, stupid. 3- Obama’s Navy 4- Portland heroes: the silence was deafening. 5- Lets talk TREASON where’s that hangin rope 6- Nance’s Law 7- FBI means don’t fuck with them. 8- "Trump a complete Disaster," says the other orange guy. 9- Body slam to a win. 10- Racisms mixed with racists mixed with racists' history. 11- Tiger, you need Jesus. 12- R.I.P., Frank Deford. Thank you, Sir.
#183: Sad Times: The Price Of Life
May 25, 2017 00:36 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MB1- Another terror attack. 2- Goodbye, Nicky Hayden. 3- Pro Life for all Life. 4- Just got back from Middle East. 5- I promise not to keep promises. 6- Black lives still don’t matter. 7- The Elephant in the room is called Justice.
#182: Not So Fast
May 17, 2017 17:25 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MB1- Showboatin' with big hands will get you fired. 2- Hey Russia, guess what I heard. 3- Putin says he’ll tell you about secret conversation with no secrets. 4- Russia Smussia, are my taxes going down? 5- Remember the good ol' days when a potato could bring you down? 6- Escape to the NBA.
#181: You See What Happened Had Was
May 10, 2017 23:39 - 18 minutes - 17 MB1- Vive Le France! 2- Sally Yates owns Cruz. 3- Comey fired. Yeah, it was the emails. 4- Hiding in the bushes. 5- SNL can’t keep up. 6- Sorry, Swami. Condolences to Chris Berman.
#180: The Pakistani Diet
May 04, 2017 01:36 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MB1- 100 days of nothing. 2- Can we get that Constitution out of the way? 3- Pakistan is in me and out of me. 4- Boston Racist? Uh YEAH. 5- Apple, I just don’t have enough devices. 6- My FB advice is don’t take FB advice.
#179: Back To The 50's
April 19, 2017 16:45 - 15 minutes - 14.6 MB1- I need a "Where’s my Carrier?" app. 2- Let's go back to the 50’s. 3- Segregation and secretarial pools. 4- No Latinos, no Muslims, and just a few commies. 5- Reefer Madness. 6- You don’t need the internet that you’re using to listen to this. 7- Yoga: Exercise for heathens. You find God in church where he belongs. 8- I’m going to Pakistan.
#178: If Someone Tells You Who They Are, Listen
April 12, 2017 05:07 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MB1- Don’t bomb Syria. Save it for me. 2- Real Presidents drop bombs. 3- Coming to a Holocaust Center near you. 4- United: You paid for a seat, the police beatings are free. 5- Supreme Court Justice thanks the Senate. Now we know who you are. 6- Obama forcing Trump to play golf repeatedly at our expense. Trump knows who we are.
#177: Please Don't Shoot The Bears
April 06, 2017 02:38 - 25 minutes - 23 MB1- UNC is #1! 2- School is like UBER, so you can’t go. 3- My bible says, "Go Nuclear." 4- I’ll hunt you in your sleep when it's safe. 5- In the long run, would you like to be shot, stabbed, or beaten? 6- No, Rachel, you’re not Nigerian either.
#176: I'm Watching The Game
March 29, 2017 05:52 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MB1- You sick people are not Making America Great. 2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss. 3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?! 4- No leggings except on supermodels. 5- Our bad service is better than your bad service. 6- Everything great in 7.1 seconds. 7- Vegas, baby, Vegas! Get the handcuffs. 8- Swipe right for NBA.
#175: Live And Let Live
March 22, 2017 23:05 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MB1- Can’t shake with little hands. 2- Treason? Don’t worry, I got a Supreme Court guy. 3- We’re moving on in. 4- I got a little Texas in me. 5- Artificial Intelligence is sexy.
#174: Tournament Time
March 13, 2017 18:54 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MB1- Sorry about Trump... That’s False. 2- You’re Fired. 3– Captain Obvious. Hey, I’m in jail. 4- Get Out, King Kong. 5- Billion Dollar bracket. 6- Customer is king.
#173: I Was Having A Good Day
March 07, 2017 17:56 - 18 minutes - 17 MB1- Trump behaved... 2- Well... for 2 days then Obama tapped something. 3- Who didn’t talk to Russia?! 4- Ben Carson: Now my day is ruined. 5- Repeal healthcare, my day is worse. 6- Burlington was nice. 7- In my country, Glock equals confidence. 8- Did I mention that asshole Ben Carson?
#172:And The Oscar Goes To...
February 28, 2017 02:37 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MB1- Great show I didn’t see. 2- Gary from Chicago is da man. 3- I wouldn't do dinner and neither will he. 4- You don’t agree. 5- What level is your racism? 6- I agree with W. 7- Shaqtin' a fool.
#171: I Doth Protest
February 21, 2017 02:04 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MB1- Everyone’s protesting, No one is listening. 2- You get what you vote for. 3- Sweden’s fake attack not covered by real news. 4- Don’t listen to my boss. 5- NBA protests against Defense. 6- Spring training, HOPE. 7- John Wick vs Jason Bourne
#170: Respect My Authority
February 13, 2017 03:30 - 21 minutes - 20.1 MB1- Who you calling illegal?! 2- Chicken costs how much? 3- 2 Sessions. 4- Publik Skools in trouble. 5- You weren’t gonna drink that water were you? 6- We’re all on TV. 7- I am not Atlanta. 8- Goodbye, Al Jarreau. Thank You.
#169: A Tale Of Two Countries
February 04, 2017 02:54 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MB1- Jazz meets Country in Mexico. 2- Trump news again. 3- Pray for me. 4- Frederick Douglas saves victims of Bowling Green Massacre. 5- Go Falcons!
#168: One Week In
January 27, 2017 19:45 - 19 minutes - 18.3 MB1- The crowd was as small as your hand. 2- The alternative fact is... 3- Women marched for women, not against you. 4- Supremely bad nominees. 5- That SuperBowl thing.
#167: This Reality Is Real
January 16, 2017 23:18 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB1- Great Americans Day my ass 2- Do something.. Oh wait you did. 3- Nice Klavern you have there. 4- Let's grab a pussy. 5- You see, what bully means is... 6- Yacht racing? YEP. 7- Lamar Odom, make Reality TV great again? Please.
#166: 2017 Starts Off With a Bang & Not The Good Kind
January 10, 2017 07:22 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MB1- Off to a horrific start. 2- Then it got worse. 3- The answer is no ladies. 4- Me & Lindsay Graham. Never thought I'd say that. 5- She’s off the Kool Aid. 6- Golden Globes Gold. 7- Fix my teleprompter. 8- 80 years of Spam.
#165: Happy New Year... I Think
January 05, 2017 01:53 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MB1-Goodbye 2016, you killed. 2- Not all Trump, I hope. 3- Now he sends Russians home? 4- Conspiracy and crazy playing ball together. 5- Edward R Murrow is spinning in his grave. 6- Sports, that’s right, sports.
#164: The Death of Kindness
December 13, 2016 00:00 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MB1- Person of the year not NICE person of the year 2- The Russians have attacked, I mean Hacked 3- The Death of Kindness 4- Hidden Figures you should know
#163: There Is No Escape
December 05, 2016 00:00 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MB1- Trump calls Taiwan 2- In other Tweets 3- I doth protest 4- Stand your ground 5- I see your Prius and I raise you a Bolt 6- Tiger's back 7- I don't care what you say, those are leggings
#162: Happy Thanksgiving, I Hope
November 28, 2016 00:00 - 17 minutes - 16.4 MB1- Happy Thanksgiving, I hope 2- I don't need education in education to run education 3- Security? We’re going to need some money 4- Being President is good for business 5- Kris Humphries? What?? 6 - Merry Christmas go buy her a Lexus and get that G wagon for yourself
#161: If You're Happy And You Know It
November 17, 2016 00:00 - 18 minutes - 17 MB1- Who’s happy? Where they at? 2- Cabinet of Deplorables 3- No, its not OK 4- I can’t make it better 5- Leave my TV at home
#160: TRUMPED
November 10, 2016 00:00 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MB1 - Damn...I thought I was wrong about the Cubs 2 - First 100 daze 3 - I need a truck and a gun
#159: Just Email Me C/O the FBI
October 31, 2016 00:00 - 20 minutes - 18.6 MB1 - There might be something that may have to do with the thing, maybe 2 - Hillary might be only woman that doesn’t have email of Weiner’s weiner 3 - Cubs Win. Nah, just kidding 4 - This Halloween, I’m giving violence 5 - Live longer with Facebook
#158: It All Comes Together
October 22, 2016 00:00 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MB1 - Undecided about debates 2 - Read a book 3 - Well you build the highways... 4 - ATT HBO CNN: if its got initials, we want it 5 - Time off from nothing 6 - Pedals dead....clowns live 7 - Snakes on a plane have landed
#157: Just Clowning Around
October 16, 2016 00:00 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MB1- Trump said something 2- Fake story only clowns would believe 3- Sorry officer...my clown was taller 4- Batman vs the Clown 5- Sheriff Joe should be a clown 6- The Exploding clown phone 7- Clown ballot
#156: Send In The Clowns
October 06, 2016 00:00 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MB1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you 2 - That Mexican thing 3 - Damn book learnin' 4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car? 5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy Note 7 is on fire 6 - Kim was robbed 7 - Send in the Clowns. Well maybe they’re here
#155: I Can't Decide What's Wrong With Undecided
September 29, 2016 00:00 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MB1- Debate = Beating 2- Saying he has good judgment proved his poor judgment 3- Cyber security, well I have a 10 year old and he's good with computers 4- The spin room couldn't spin this 5- AZ Republic supports Clinton their first Democrat in 126 years & YOU still can’t decide 6- Black Lives Matter - except to cops 7- Thank you Mr Scully
#154: YES, BLACK LIVES MATTER
September 24, 2016 00:00 - 26 minutes - 24.1 MB1 - That's a Bad Dude 2 - North Carolina Crazy 3 - Congressman Zeldin, Colin Kaepernick said you’re welcome 4 - Mike Pence: Trump's wacky co-host 5 - Stop and Frisk for that 2nd Amendment 6 - Super Gun Owners 7 - They shoot White too
#153: It's Deplorable
September 14, 2016 00:00 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MB1- Take a picture take a knee 2- Backup American 3- Shoot or be fired 4- What color is your basket 5- I’m not racist I’m just better than you
#152: You Lyin' To Me?
September 08, 2016 00:00 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MB1- #lauering the bar 2- Separate and definitely not equal 3- Hates not selling 4- Harassment costs 20 million Don’t do it 5- Chicago hits 500 6- I love fast women 7- ITT TECH commercials are no more
#151: The Hacker Made Me Do It
August 30, 2016 00:00 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MB1 - Thou doth protest 2 - Flip flops made in Mexico 3 - I'm not racist. My hacker is 4 - Look at my Weiner 5 - The devil made me do it 6 - See it -- Fry it 7 - Naked and Afraid
#150: Withdrawal
August 25, 2016 00:00 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MB1 - No more Olympics 2 - I hate to overexaggerate 3 - 2nd biggest jerk, maybe 4 - Above the rim 5 - What have we got to lose? Everything. 6 - Leave Leslie alone 7 - I’m sorry he said it 8 - Should’a bought on Rodeo
#149: Goin' for the Gold
August 14, 2016 00:00 - 27 minutes - 25.2 MB1- Golden Women 2- Michael “Dolphin “ Phelps 3- Usain the Artist 4- USA Basketball better stop watching Beach Volleyball 5- Tarnish on the Gold and Games 6- Trump can’t Trump the games 7- Milwaukee’s Burning 8- Leaving the party for less 9- You can’t out shoot Stupid
#148: Conventioneering
July 26, 2016 00:00 - 20 minutes - 19 MB1- Brothers at the RNC 2- Fact Checkers got tired 3- Get Hillary back on AOL 4- Policy, nah nevermind 5- Stewart roasts Lumpy 6- NBA does perfect crossover
#147: Stop Or I'll Shoot!
July 06, 2016 00:00 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MB1-Alton Sterling shot, here we go again 2-No CHP this isn’t a movie 3-Guns don’t kill, I did 4-Hillary's not a criminal unless you already believe she is 5-NBA has a black card, that’s a black credit card 6-Tesla auto drives to trouble 7-Noah is back 8-Pfizer says drugs are addicting, in other news water is wet
#146: Here We Go Again
June 15, 2016 00:00 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MB1- Mass shooting cycle 2- Trump wants to fight 3-Florida’s bad week 4- Beauty ruined 5- No Trans Bathroom, but trans porn is ok though 6- Hope in a loss
#145: I'm Rattled Too
May 26, 2016 00:00 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MB1. Thanks North Dakota, we been Trumped 2. Transgender State of Emergency 3. Rope around kids neck - not discrimination. Transgender bathroom - That's discrimination 4. Clarence is at it again 5. The mob is so jealous of Payday lenders 6. Apple updates me to Microsoft 7. Sports stuff
#144: Intelligent Immigrant with Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson
May 10, 2016 00:00 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBGuests: Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson 1- Republican party is dead, again 2- Pure evil endorses Trump 3- Trump/Palin/Christie/Carson/who knows 4- It's on the internet. It must be true 5- You have the right to remain private
#143: I'm With Her
May 03, 2016 00:00 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MB1-Cruz out Kasich out -- its all Trump 2-Repubs are rushing to Hillary #nevertrump 3-It all started with Palin...or Bachman or Santorum or insert crazy here 4-Fox News confused 5-Beyonce, CIA, I knew it 6-My nigga 7-Surge in surge costs 8-Stay in school kids so when they catch you, you get paid
#142: Hong Kong Phooey
April 27, 2016 18:42 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MB1- Back from Asia...no yellow fever 2- Tough losses last week 3- Hillary vs Donald vs America 4- Apple cars and lead pipes, at the same time 5- NASCAR leading the way. Backwards 6- NBA is hurting 7- Its all about Beyonce. No really, it is
#141: Tattoo My Face
April 12, 2016 22:10 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB1- I value New York Values 2- Face tattoos. So that's it. Thanks Bill. 3- Yep, I told you, NASCAR 4- Bernie vs Hillary 5- Damn Bill, even you? 6- I have met the enemy and he is us. Not the government 7- No American Airlines. It's not me. It's you