Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#287: I'm Hypocritical AF

August 12, 2020 16:48 - 15 minutes - 13.8 MB

1- Biden/Harris 2- Losing from the front 3- I got nothing.

#286: Find Something New

August 04, 2020 05:11 - 34 minutes - 31.4 MB

1- 3 Men and a Baby 2- Sacrifice for Dear Leader 3- Demon sex makes me sleepy 4- Please keep your crazy behind the blue line 5- "Everybody hates me." Yeah. 6- President Pelosi 2021 7- $600? No. A few billion here and there? No problem. 8- Sports is back, sort of. 9- She should probably find something new

#285: “Old Religion, New Virus”

July 27, 2020 21:43 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MB

1- RIP John Lewis. Stay out, Mitch McConnell. 2- My quote is Fake News 3- He caught the Fake Virus 4- Old Time Religion: Now with New and Improved Virus! 5- Mask wars 6- 'Rona in sports and strip clubs but try the wings 7- The Silent Majority

#284: "Greatest Test Ever"

July 21, 2020 17:17 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MB

1- I’m back to new normal 2- He passed the test, so did a brick. 3- A Real American Hero 4- Teachers fighting to save kids. Governor, not so much... 5- Dr Fauci's worst worst nightmare 6- No, Kanye, you idiot. NO. 7- The Happiest place on earth and there’s sports. 8- Thank You, John Lewis. R.I.P.

#283: "I CAN'T"

July 14, 2020 02:36 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

1 - Obama didn’t test for a disease that didn’t exist. Damn him... 2 - Game show host... doctor... same thing. 3 - If the say open schools, you better close the schools. 4 - If you volunteer for the virus, it isn’t tragic to lose you. 5 - Let's have a convention. Pandemic, uh, I’ll skype in. 6 - Black lives don’t matter, especially not my husband's.

#282: Stupid Hurts

July 07, 2020 16:03 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MB

1- Tragically, we’re shooting again. 2- Leading off stupid, the undisputed champ, Trump. 3- Kanye, enough clown shit. 4- Can’t cancel Hamilton 5- The indestructible 20’s 6- Brain eating amoeba will starve in Florida 7- Bison don’t like selfies 8- My Hulk mask is manly, bitches. 9- Karen don’t know looting 10- No mask, no worries. My store deals in dead folks clothes.

#281: Covidiots Are Back

June 30, 2020 02:20 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MB

1- Texas finds science. 2- Florida doesn’t. 3- God’s perfect breathing apparatus 4- Karen and Ken bought a gun 5- It wasn’t a hate noose, it was a plain ole noose 6- The dog whistle is getting louder 7- R.I.P. Khari Parker

#280: I Love Gen Z

June 22, 2020 23:50 - 35 minutes - 33 MB

1- I may get cancelled 2- The truth shall set you free 3- I was fine until you tested me 4- Wish I was wrong 5- A new low... Again 6- Tik Tok kids 7- Go get em, kids. You’re better than we are. 8- Take care, D.L.

#279: THE G.O.A.T.

June 15, 2020 21:36 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MB

1- Atlanta on fire 2- Hanging is always suspicious 3- Juneteenth dog whistles and orange stupidity 4- Please tell The 'Souf they lost 5- Sorry, Karen, I’m not quick to forgive. 6- Can we get marketing on this defund thing? 7- Corona cases up. We ain't staying inside. 8- 8:46, watch it. Dave Chappelle is the G.O.A.T.

#278: "Headlines"

June 09, 2020 00:24 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB

1- Long week 2- Boogaloo boys are doing CrossFit with Meghan McCain for Trump. That’s the first 5. 3- Fox News is still Fox News 4- Sports accusations, apologies, and racism 5- Shut up and dribble? No, Laura you should just shut up. 6- Police in trouble on video. Keep breaking laws and heads on video. 7- Black Live Matter Plaza 8- Ella Jones, the first Black Mayor of Ferguson. 9- Rahul Dubey: An American Hero

#277: Our First Week Open

May 30, 2020 00:43 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MB

1- Murder, riots, shootings at the beach... it’s only been a week. 2- George Floyd murder, after Aubrey murder after, Taylor murder... Can’t keep up. 3- You realize thugs and looters come in white too? 4- Hey, Kanye, listen to Taylor. 5- Twitter says, "Shut up Trump." 6- It’s not the testing, stupid. 7- Amy can’t go to the park 8- You do realize there are black men in the NBA, don’t you? 9- Amy can’t go to the park

#276: God Gave You A Brain. It's Okay To Use It

May 22, 2020 23:50 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MB

1- Dog whistles, I mean, racist signals everywhere 2- He ain’t bright 3- Obama congratulates graduates 4- Does he stay or does he go now? 5- Religion vs science: You lose. 6- A Florida man. Imagine that. 7- She flies with with the birds

#275: Ain’t Freedom Free To Be Dumb

May 15, 2020 18:32 - 28 minutes - 26.5 MB

1- I doth protest 2- Bill Gates is not out to kill you 3- Call it what it is. Racist, misogynistic baby talk. 4- Obamagate is real. Real BS. 5- Karen Karen Karen 6- Real heroes being heroes

#274.5: It's Just A Mask

May 09, 2020 04:19 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MB

1- Been busy. Only 1/2 an episode. 2- Thanks for letting me be myself 3- Mask politics 4- Mask Killing 5- Masking common sense 6- Justice for Ahmaud Arbery 7- Just be nice, dammit. BE NICE.

#274: I Ain't Mad At'Cha

April 30, 2020 17:45 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MB

1- Don’t be like Mike. Pence, that is. 2- "I was just kidding or lying or dumb." 3- We’re #1. One a million and counting... 4- We can re-open, soon as I get over this cough... 5- Ahh, New Zealand... 6- Let’s open the gym because I own gyms. 7- The world is sad and disappointed but oddly not surprised 8- Not that Tupac, the other Tupac.

#273: Are They All Bad?

April 23, 2020 17:39 - 25 minutes - 23 MB

1- Protest. Liberate. Let our stupid run free. 2- No, you’re not slaves. You’re fools. 3- This is a test, Georgia. It is only a test. 4- Vegas is a gamble 5- Who finances this operation freedom thing? 6- My Pillow, My Masks, My Money 7 - Big business is small business 8- I can get by on 47 million 9- I didn’t get a billion dollars by helpin' people. 10- Stupid will always survive

#272: Jackie Robinson Was Better Than All Of Us

April 15, 2020 20:55 - 31 minutes - 29 MB

1- Little orange baby throws a tantrum 2- Council of idiots to open ‘Merica 3- Propaganda checks 4- Your stupidity is absolute, your power is not. 5- Second Amendment vs Tenth Amendment: his followers have read neither 6- Damn you, Chinese racists. 7- Damn you, NASCAR racists. 8- Thank you, Jackie Robinson 9- Australia don’t give a fuck

#271: It's A Conspiracy

April 06, 2020 23:50 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

1- Scoreboard Celebrities 2- Hey, Jared. Yes, they’re ours. It's in the title. 3- It ain’t 5G 4- Ok, churches. God gave us brains. Let's use them. 5- Never apologize for mocking stupidity 6- Madea is an angel 7- Lean on Me. Thank you, Bill Withers.

#270: In A Brooklyn Bubble

March 31, 2020 02:46 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MB

1- Let's drop his ratings. 2- Stay inside and out of Florida. 3- Keep your distance. Really. 4 - Yes. We are that bad. 5- What are you doing? 6- If you’re walking the streets of Brooklyn in a plastic bubble, you’re winning. 7- I hope there’s hope

#269: Stupid Don't Get Tired

March 18, 2020 06:01 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MB

1- No leadership 2- Left Africa to stand in line 3- Keep laughing 4- Scientists are smarter than politicians 5- Did i mention no leadership? 6- KUDOS to the food chain people 7- Everything is cancelled 8- Don't shoot. Don’t drink the bleach. 9- How about that lack of leadership?

#268: Travels, man. Travels.

March 05, 2020 20:50 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

1- Ship to LA to FL to LA to MIL to LA to TX to Cape Town! 2- Super Tuesday 3- Please support your democrat. 4- First symptom is stupid 5- I’ll be back.

#267: President's Day

February 16, 2020 00:02 - 26 minutes - 24 MB

1- This avoiding the constitution is hard 2- Bernie is 1st. No one cares. 3- Klobuchar is 3rd. Everyone cares. 4- Racist calls racist a racist 5- I don’t need a salary. I will need some benefits. 6- I cannot take treatment without Dear Leader 7- I graduated from Reagan National U, if I can find it 8- Thank you, Tiger, for making us humans feel better.

#266: State Of My Union

February 05, 2020 17:23 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MB

1- Why watch? I knew he was lying. 2- Iowa app down. Now let’s shut down the caucus. 3- I’ll be damned. Mayor Pete is Gay. 4- Yes, the halftime show was hot. Get over it. 5- Respect Kobe. Be a dad. 6- Black History Month. Try us. You’ll like us.

#265: R.I.P. Kobe

January 29, 2020 04:30 - 9 minutes - 8.95 MB

1- Goodbye, Kobe. 2. More Impeachment BS

#265 R.I.P. Kobe

January 29, 2020 04:30 - 9 minutes - 8.89 MB

1- Goodbye, Kobe. 2. More Impeachment BS

#264: Happy New Year

January 09, 2020 02:56 - 22 minutes - 21 MB

1- I screwed up, it's ep 264 2- Happy? I’m not sure... 3- It's not WW3, it is stupid ass dick wavin. 4- There's nothing the cult won’t forgive 5- Yeah, Harvey, it's time. 6- Comedy is just fine 7- Wanted: Heiress. You never see that ad. 8- Elizabeth Warren won the VIEW

#263: HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY

December 20, 2019 00:44 - 22 minutes - 20.8 MB

1 - Happy Impeachment Day. 2 counts of GUILTY. 2 - What else ya need? 3 - My jokes stopped at treason but now I’m back. 4 - It's called charity, not a tax write off. Just give, assholes. 5 - He shot the horses 6 - She doesn’t need exercise

#262: Word Salad

December 04, 2019 23:14 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

1– African American History Museum. Go learn something. I did. 2– I support Gabrielle Union and Jay Leno. 3– History will show that we really screwed up. 4– He said they wouldn’t laugh. They’re laughing. 5– Power of the presidency 6– Kamala Harris out. Who’s in? 7– DO NOT BUY HER A PELETON

#261: I Conspire To Conspiracies

November 20, 2019 17:46 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MB

1– Impeachment daily wrap up 2– Republican witnesses can't pretend they didn’t see this 3– FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick 4– Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please send resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 5– The earth is flat. Science is dead. 6– NBA, FORMULA 1, and other sports

#260: Election Day and So Forth

November 12, 2019 05:39 - 27 minutes - 24.9 MB

1- Don’t like results? You must be Republican. 2- Socialist, Progressive, Corporate... I don’t care. Just win, baby. 3- Let's see some Obama balloons 4- Polarization, yeah, Fact vs Fiction 5- Yeah the cities win

Election Day and So Forth

November 12, 2019 05:39 - 27 minutes - 26.3 MB

1- Don’t like results? You must be Republican. 2- Socialist, Progressive, Corporate... I don’t care. Just win, baby. 3- Let's see some Obama balloons 4- Polarization, yeah, Fact vs Fiction 5- Yeah the cities win

#259: Lock Him Up

October 28, 2019 17:14 - 26 minutes - 24.1 MB

1- Even when good, he’s bad 2- Lock him up 3- Deficit? Nothing to see here. Well, actually 1 trillion things to see here. 4- Jesus needed a soundtrack 5- We are on fire. That is not good. 6- We are inclusive in our racial ignorance 7- Survey says: Thanks!

#258: Stupid Is As Stupid Does

October 16, 2019 21:01 - 35 minutes - 32.2 MB

1- Trump Free Zone. Nope. 2- Can’t we just combine them and build one? 3- I like Bill 4- Don’t give up, even when there's reason to give up. 5- Like father like son. Trump Jr. a.k.a. Son of Dumb Ass

#257: Rich *sshole Syndrome

October 08, 2019 16:53 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MB

1– He’s unhinged 2– My great and unmatched wisdom does not exist 3– Guilty 10 years 4– Dog lives matter 5– It should pay to go to college 6– Rich assholes now have a syndrome. They’ve earned it.

#256: Treason! High Treason, I say!

September 24, 2019 20:42 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

1– We got the JAZZ 2– Who built this house? 3– Treason: plain and simple 4– Start the impeachment, please. 5– If they or them say so, they are. 6– Once you bite a camel's balls…

#255: Are We Ready For Some Football?

September 17, 2019 15:37 - 28 minutes - 26 MB

1- Well I’ll be damned... Kavanaugh is a slimeball. 2- “Stay Pending Appeal” needs to stay out of Supreme court 3- When will we question the liar? 4- US to Kuwait by way of Scotland? Let's try that in WAZE. 5- Debate Debate Debate 6- 14 days = 5 years 7- Play ball and please stay out of jail.

#254: This Time It's Personal

September 04, 2019 01:36 - 26 minutes - 24.2 MB

1– If you don’t like it, Don’t Watch it. 2– 53 Dead: A new record 3– American Airlines, It's not just me. 4– Stand your ground = manslaughter 5– Finally a bad one dies 6– The activities fund was used for some hella bad activity

#253: I'm Tired Of It

August 19, 2019 16:18 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MB

1- Anti-Fa is not pro-terror. It's ANTI-FASCIST. 2- 2019 or 1955 3- Go see The Look. Spoiler: black people you’ve seen it already 4- Jay Z and the NFL 5- Simone Biles is the GOAT 6- RIP Cedric Benson

#252: The Murder Edition

August 06, 2019 16:03 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MB

1- 4 shootings over 40 dead, if you’re keeping score. 2– Yes, it's racism. Yes, it's Trump. And it was Dayton, not Toledo. 3– No, it wasn’t video games or gay marriage. 4– The Times drops the ball 5– Now a word from a real President. Thank you, Mr. Obama. 6– Nothing changes. No one leads. 7– He’ll still win again 8– Heir's property is still your property 9– Back on da road

#251: The Squad

July 17, 2019 04:27 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MB

1- Crazy travels 2- It's hard to defend my racist. 3- Pelosi vs The Squad: Trump wins. 4- Send pedophiles to gen pop! 5- Heirs property is real wealth 6- Who does he play for? 7- Have FUN.

#250: WOW 250 EPISODES

June 28, 2019 17:26 - 30 minutes - 28 MB

1- One episode, 10 episodes, or all the episodes... THANKS FOR LISTENING! 2- We’re debating early 3- Couldn’t be a scumbag, she’s not my type. 4- Republican power forever 5- Gimme that blood. You have no secrets. 6- Hello, Oregon. We ain’t voting. We got gunz. 7- Conservative comics getting paid. I can't do it. 8- You’re under arrest for turning in the guns he was gonna shoot you with. 9- You’re under arrest for being shot in your pregnant stomach. 10- We’d televise your arrest but NRA TV is ...

#249: Now Back To Reality

June 14, 2019 16:16 - 31 minutes - 29 MB

1- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is gone. It's true. 2- Pride? NO. Cuba? NO. Pelosi? NO. Foreign interference in elections? I’m ok with that. 3- Poor red states. I’m not offering sympathy. I’m saying we have poor ass red states. 4- Alabama hates abortion so much they gave back free money 5- Your baby’s dead, here’s the bill. 6- A new low in humanity 7- Bullets! Get your bullets! Hurry up! Common sense is coming! 8- WHEN THEY SEE US: please see this.

#248: Survey Says: Sorry Not Sorry

June 03, 2019 18:43 - 23 minutes - 21.3 MB

1- Still Shooting 2- I’m not sorry, suckers, give money. 3- You voted against your life 4- Women are not the enemy. They’re just attacked. 5- Commander in Cheat

#247: A Recipe For Disaster

May 19, 2019 03:57 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MB

1- Talibama Abortion 2- Pro Life? No, Pro Money. 3- Your flight's delayed by a murderer 4- We’re under attack by us 5- Space Force 6- Terror plot in comedy 7- Real superiors prosecute scumbags 8- Don't buy ‘Merican in ‘Merica

#246: Sportz

May 11, 2019 04:59 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MB

1- School shooting heroes saw we need them 2- World Cup goes to Socks 3- White house champions, and I mean WHITE. 4- Tiger Tiger Tiger 5- Hardly Davidson 6- Billion dollar bum 7- Commander in Cheat

#245: Get to CEO school NOW

April 26, 2019 00:18 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MB

1- Biden without Obama? 2- First Power the Policy 3- Disney CEO is richer than Iron Man 4- Hire your own lawyer 5- I didn’t know breaking the law was illegal 6- Wait, the law applies to me too? But I was just being racist. 7- Move the campus? No move your ass. 8- W.W.A. Women Whipping Ass 9- "Jesus socks! Get your Jesus socks here!"

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