Latest Personal572339 Podcast Episodes
WORK HARD PLAY HARDER
Absolutely Not - July 08, 2020 07:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is anxious and over caffeinated but doing her best to hold on to the future. The Voicemails this week are dumber than ever, but it doesn't stop Heather from losing her fucking mind. She loves you for calling in and remember, turn you...
Tiny Urethra on the Broadway
Absolutely Not - July 01, 2020 07:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsHeather is back in the studio, aka her Mom's "Office" with her Tour Producer, Chris Ketner. Since they can't be on the road together touring the world, the convo has taken a wild turn to REAL TALK TOWN. The discuss their lack of sex education in School, how Tik Tok is keeping them forme...
Blame the SnowBirds
Absolutely Not - June 24, 2020 07:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather takes a few calls from the new Hot spot of Florida and tries to figure out what the hell is going on. Were not even halfway through the year, and yet truly no one knows what this year has become/is/was/will be. She's hoping for a bri...
Be the You Today, You Wanna Be Tomorrow
Absolutely Not - June 17, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather hops back on the VoiceMails and legit LOL's till the cows come home. Y'all have taken it to another level. She discusses the chaos of living in construction, her concern for the environment and just general anxieties that keep her u...
Let's Go Girls
Absolutely Not - June 10, 2020 07:00 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes a moment to pause and very bluntly let everyone know that if you are a racist, the unfollow button is easy. Bye Bye,Sir. We will not put up with that Bullshit here! We get back to giggling and have an honest discussion of what...
Robin Goes to Greece
Absolutely Not - May 27, 2020 07:00 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather shares the psychological torture she endures everyday living with Diva Red in lockup. These two are in the words of MegtheStallion “savage, classy, bougie, ratchet”. This is just the tip of the iceberg! That and more! Go to ...
WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON
Absolutely Not - May 20, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this solo episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is falling apart at the thin ankles, literally. With a burnt taint, a rolled ankle and nothing to do, she has hit a new LEVEL OF NOPE. She cant even record this episode without her mom walking into the office to make it about he...
Burnt My Grundle
Absolutely Not - May 13, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather relives her emotional journey after having hot coffee spilled on her vagina in the Starbucks Drive-Thru. The Grundle is crispy, the attitude is sassy and for some reason she is super thirsty.....ya know like actually thirsty. Heather...
A Little Bit of CRAZY!
Absolutely Not - May 06, 2020 07:30 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather decides to flip the script on Love and find out whats been happening to her single friends during LOVE, LOCKED UP RAW! Just because we are in quarantine doesn't mean people aren't still trying to find the one, or just send penis pic...
I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast
Absolutely Not - April 29, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has dear friend and fellow shit talker extraordinaire, Jackie Schimmel in the studio. They both look as equally hideous on zoom as they do in person, so no surprise there. The girls discuss trying to stay motivated, where they are on the emo...
I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast
Absolutely Not - April 29, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has dear friend and fellow shit talker extraordinaire, Jackie Schimmel in the studio. They both look as equally hideous on zoom as they do in person, so no surprise there. The girls discuss trying to stay motivated, where they are o...
AND THATS ON GOD
Absolutely Not - April 22, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating from the leather couch in her Mom's basement and has a whole lot of attitude. She is hitting the hotline hard and taking your calls from quarantine. Since we are all just trying to survive and giggle a little this episo...
Pia Baroncini - Thriving in Pasadena
Absolutely Not - April 15, 2020 17:33 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather interviews her sister from another mister, Fashion Icon and fellow podcast host, Pia Baroncini. These two have eerily similar lives that have led them both to marrying Italians and moving back in with their moms. They discuss the character b...
Pia Baroncini - Thriving in Pasadena
Absolutely Not - April 15, 2020 17:33 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather interviews her sister from another mister, Fashion Icon and fellow podcast host, Pia Baroncini. These two have eerily similar lives that have led them both to marrying Italians and moving back in with their moms. They discuss the ch...
Here Come The Facts with Ashley McMahan
Absolutely Not - April 08, 2020 14:45 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by the Georgia Law Lady herself, Ashley McMahan. They may be sisters.... more of a Kourtney and Khloe kinda relationship if you will. Two McMahan's in one room is always a wild time, but as soon as these two hot tots start hashing out...
Here Come the Facts with Ashley McMahan
Absolutely Not - April 08, 2020 07:00 - 29 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by the Georgia Law Lady herself, Ashley McMahan. They may be sisters.... more of a Kourtney and Khloe kinda relationship if you will. Two McMahan's in one room is always a wild time, but as soon as these two hot tots start hashing out stories ...
NEVER BLAME THE SWEET TEA with Andrew Collin
Absolutely Not - April 01, 2020 05:03 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her fra-t daddy- ding -dong comedian friend, Andrew Collin. He's been on the podcast before and now that he has been cooped up in his Brooklyn Apartment he's extra bitter with a side of ridiculousness. Truly a one-of-a-ki...
Your Body My Choice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion
Absolutely Not - March 26, 2020 00:51 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits in quarantine with her Italian Stallion, Jeff Daniels. Since every single thing he is doing has been driving her up a fucking Ficus tree, she figured it would be a great time to air out their grievances for the whole world thro...
Locked Up Raw
Absolutely Not - March 18, 2020 21:23 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is coming to ya LIVE! from Atlanta, Georgia. She took the Oregon Trail to escape NYC in this wild time were living in and realized after all is said and done, she might run for city council...... or maybe just he head of her mom's H...
A Weho Eviction Story with Raymond Padilla
Absolutely Not - March 12, 2020 06:49 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Raymond Padilla, Heather's half Chinese, half Mexican, but 100% full of shit bff, is back again to break down his most recent trials and tribulations, his pending apartment eviction. After being accosted by a nutter butter neighbor and bamboozled b...
A Weho Eviction Story with Raymond Padilla
Absolutely Not - March 12, 2020 06:49 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Raymond Padilla, Heather's half Chinese, half Mexican, but 100% full of shit bff, is back again to break down his most recent trials and tribulations, his pending apartment eviction. After being accosted by a nutter butter neighbor and bam...
Meet me at the Beverly Center
Absolutely Not - March 04, 2020 22:47 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fired up hotter than a her Irish skin on the Fourth of July. She calls out some haters and challenges them to a duel.... at the Beverly center! It’s a wild ride of emotions and commotions! Check out the Milky Jelly Clea...
Hydration Station Situation
Absolutely Not - February 26, 2020 08:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off a 3 day gal-a-palooza girls tip to Minneapolis where she was promptly roofied & witnessed a shoot out. The Midwest is a crazy place where you should never trust a nurse named Chet. She is extra sassy and still chugging ...
Cartier Bamboozlement
Absolutely Not - February 19, 2020 08:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back in the studio, fresh from Asia and answering your phone calls and hot fire voicemails. Things take a turn for the best when she calls back a feisty fan who leaves a day-drunk message. Heather also updates us on her 10 year a...
A SONG AND A SCHLONG
Absolutely Not - February 12, 2020 08:00 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her very own Gayle King, Raymond Padilla. He is coming In "guns hot" as the kids say, sassier than ever. They catch up on life and take your voicemails from the "Absolutely Not" line. It's a giggle-a-minute and someti...
BONEMARROW BITCH
Absolutely Not - February 05, 2020 08:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back from Asia, feeling like a piece of pickled kimchi with the Jet-lag and soy bloat but ready to take on the week! She gives you a full cultural recap of what she learned abroad, and how she is ready to star in her own travel s...
ASIA WEIGH IN
Absolutely Not - January 29, 2020 08:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this weeks episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is still on the road with her bff and travel buddy, Chris Ketner. They have one more week in Asia and while they recap their travels they also hop on the scale to realize Asia isn't exactly "Parasite City". Coming in guns hot ...
BIGGEST LOSER, ASIA EDITION
Absolutely Not - January 23, 2020 07:03 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of The Absolutely Not podcast, Heather gives you live and in the moment updates from her trip with Tony award winning producer and bestie, Chris Ketner. When Chris isn't on the road hold Heather's hair back on "THE FAREWELL COMEDY TOUR", he's helping her expand her mind a...
A Little Sancerre & DMT
Absolutely Not - January 15, 2020 19:34 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her T.V. business buddy and fellow creator, Jen Zaborowski. This episode is a rare-BTS look at a project they've had in thr works but are too afraid to discuss because, well, thats Show Business. Since Heather deems her...
It Can Only Go Up From Flavor-Town
Absolutely Not - January 08, 2020 16:18 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 13.3K ratingsOn this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off her Mexican vacay with a strong case of diarrhea & more sass than ever. After being completely bamboozled by Guy Fieri at the Cancun Airport, witnessing a full blown drug deal and almost fighting a women doing crunches ...
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