Thought Cops
324 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 74 ratingsCleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to.
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The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Episodes
Case File 123 with Martin Felshman
July 10, 2019 04:42 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBGreetings! This week we have Chicago comedian Martin Felshman in studio (bedroom). Martin runs the weekly show Cupcake Comedy Cabaret here in Chicago, so if you've got a sweet tooth and want some laughs, don't miss it! Martin is also the co-host of another Chicago podcast, Podzooky! So if you wanna hear about kaiju and want some laughs, don't miss it! Oh yeah, Niko is here too! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We've got a lot of problems t...
Case File 122 with Derrick Acosta of Mega64
July 03, 2019 21:15 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBThis week we're joined by Derrick Acosta of Mega64 and the Heartslayers podcast on episode 122 of Thought Cops! Make sure to give him a follow and a watch and a listen on all platforms! And check out this amazing fucking Metal Gear Solid video Mega64 made a little over a month ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-i9unRCvsA&feature=youtu.be iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode, Derrick helps us take down the thought criminals of...
Case File 121 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks Games
June 26, 2019 05:40 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBI hope you're all standing, because we're about to start a new episode of Thought Cops! Joining us this week is Danny "The Street" Thompson of ShadowForks Games. He's here to talk to us about the ethics in games journalism. Danny also regales us with tales of his trip to E3. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our call into Mega 64's Poorly Played Stream! https://youtu.be/gb-aqgHuekc Here's Danny's video about Death N...
Case File 120 with Ian Erickson
June 18, 2019 17:23 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBDo the thing, this week we have Ian Erickson of Punching Up on Thought Cops. He does the thing. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes SPOILER ALERT. We put all the things we talk about in the episode IN THIS POST. Lurkers beware. This week, we challenge Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise to a pizza roll eating contest, and NEITHER of them take us up on it. Bad news for clown frogs everywhere, the "honk honk" meme got banned on Facebook. Also though,...
Case File 119 with Niko
June 12, 2019 04:53 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBDarken your eyeshadow and your souls, because this week on Thought Cops we're joined by everybody's favorite resident goth gamer girl, Niko. Support the show on Patreon iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Field Notes If you're not tired of us beating a dead horse by constantly deconstructing the increasing monopolistic stranglehold on audiovisual internet content by Youtube, you're in luck. Because this week Steven Crowder, aka "The Brain" from the Gay Rat Wedding Show on PBS goes ...
Case File 118 with Allan of Not for Human Consumption and Lisa of Garbage and Gold
June 04, 2019 04:02 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBGrab an antacid and loosen your belt, it's episode 118 of Thought Cops! This week we're joined once again by the Porklift himself, Allan of Not for Human Consumption, and new guest Lisa of the Garbage and Gold podcast. Both humiliatingly lost to Officer Grant in the horrifying display of humanity that was The 1st Annual NFHC Podcast Super Pizza Roll Championship Turbo Edition. Video below: https://youtu.be/gFF_jfIdyA8 Support the show on Patreon iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review ...
Case File 117 with Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness and Explosm
May 28, 2019 03:11 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBPop a capsule and smash that play button, it's your weekly episode of Thought Cops, with special guest Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness and Explosm.net. Support the show on Patreon iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Show Notes We've got a lot of paperwork to get through this episode. Alabama bans an episode of a children's cartoon. Fucking SJWs. Game of Thrones leaves a water bottle on set. Apparently the crew cares just about as much as I do. Robert Pattinson is playing Batman,...
Case File 116 with Hard Men Working Hard
May 23, 2019 03:24 - 1 hour - 54.7 MBGood day. This week on the beat we're joined by the Hard Men Working Hard, Lakembra, Sam, and Aciou/Vistas. You can listen to them on Soundcloud, Youtube, Patreon, and their Bandcamp. Also check out their monthly podcast Filler Content, which is in basically all those links I just put. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This week in honk honk clown world, we enter the dawn of a new culture war as Mr. Ratburn from somehow still-running PBS children's show Arthur gets gay married. It's ...
Case File 115 with Ari Grabb
May 15, 2019 18:52 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBBananagram! This week on the beat we're joined by Ari Grabb, creator of Bento Banana, as well as a whole youtube channel full of great content. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This episode, we toss Facebook gore posts, Sonic the Hedgehog (again), Smash Bros meme stages, and "_______ shit particles on it" into the paddy wagon and beat the shit out of them. We also kick a Cubs owner out of Wrigley Field for being a white supremacist, we run all over Nick DiPaolo's lawn and stomp on h...
Case File 114 with Sancho
May 08, 2019 23:44 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBHere you are, crawling back for more. Go ahead, have another episode of Thought Cops. Deputy Sancho joins us this week, after all. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Like a phoenix, he has risen from the ashes. That's right, that horrible live-action Sonic that everyone hates is getting a redesign thanks to your complaining. Alex Jones gets kicked off of facebook, severing his last line of broadcasting to the masses: your conservative aunt's profile page. We also talk about blue text ...
Case File 113 with Bontrager
May 01, 2019 19:20 - 1 hour - 47.7 MBBon jour! This week we're joined by Chicago comedian Bontrager. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Officer Kevin is finally back from Japan, and the squad car is hitting the streets hard. We take out the "honk honk, clown world" bullshit, people instagramming movies, and the poor souls in this world who are the only people on the entire planet who have never seen Game of Thrones. We cover this ridiculous tweet from a musicologist, LGBT representation in Marvel movies, internet stream...
Case File 112 in Japan
April 24, 2019 04:18 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBKonnichiwa! You're tuning into Thought Cops radio scanner channel 69.6. Officer Kevin is currently radioing into the show in the middle of an undercover reconnaissance mission in Neo-Toyko 3 to investigate the horrors that video games are plaguing upon the public discourse this week. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Make sure to buy tickets for the Boomer vs. Zoomer tour if you'll be in Chicago on August 22nd, featuring former guests of Thought Cops Asterios Kokkinos, Mumkey Jones, ...
Case File 111 with Lars and Joe of The First Podcast
April 17, 2019 20:26 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBThis week on Thought Cops we're joined by Lars and Joe of The First Podcast. We were also on an episode of theirs that has yet to come out, but in the meantime check out the Officer Grant solo episode. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes IF YOU'RE IN OR AROUND CHICAGO AUGUST 22ND, make sure to buy tickets for the Boomer vs. Zoomer tour, featuring former guests of Thought Cops Asterios Kokkinos, Mumkey Jones, and Sriracha. We'll be opening for them. Get your tickets now! We've also got...
Case File 110 with Alex Prevolos and Deputy Marty
April 10, 2019 02:47 - 1 hour - 50.5 MBLock and load bitch, it's episode 110 of Thought Cops. This week we're joined by Chicago comedian and owner of The Storefront, Alex Prevolos, and his cousin Marty aka @extremelypeace on Twitter. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes We've hit 30k downloads! Thanks everybody for listening! Let's keep those numbers growing, tell all your friends, family members, and Tinder dates to listen and subscribe to Thought Cops! This week, Alex and Marty help us fight the good fight against unfunny...
Case File 109 with Joey Agliata of Jump and Shoot
April 03, 2019 03:48 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBHands up! This week on Thought Cops we're joined by Joey Agliata of Jump and Shoot: a Mega Man Podcast. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Joey helps us nab perps off the street this week, such as worn-out Florida Man memes, people with anime avatar profile pics, lazy pieces of shit who won't make their own lives better, and having to do your taxes because the government likes giving you homework. More importantly though, the Jussie Smollett case was dropped. I'm sure we'll never tal...
Case File 108 with Dick Masterson
March 25, 2019 02:56 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBPRESENTING: episode 108 of Thought Cops, with America's Wingman himself, host of The Dick Show, Dick Masterson. Also the creator of New Project 2 and a timeless masterpiece of satire. He gets to be on episode 108 because he never got a 108 of his own on The Biggest Problem (rest in peace). Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This week, Dick helps us tackle the problems of Instagram/Snapchat stories of people watching tv, tech companies that are so progressive that they're puritanical,...
Case File 107 with Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage
March 18, 2019 16:37 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBHappy Garbage Day, everybody! This week on Thought Cops, we have returning champion Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage! Support the show on Patreon Show Notes As we mentioned this episode, there's a new shirt for sale on the Thought Cops store. I hope to sell at least one of them. This week, we uncover the problems with the #yanggang and memetic warfare, an episode of the Simpsons promoting a child abuser 30 years ago, Tucker Carlson's problematic statements from 10 years ago, dumbshit rea...
Case File 106 with Niko
March 12, 2019 01:05 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBThis week on Cops, we have everyone's favorite caller Gumshoe Niko calling in, live and on the Thought Crime Hotline. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Starting off with the world famous "two minutes of hate" segment we always do, we all argue about which way toilet paper go, the "girl hate" phenomenon and how to stop doing it, and the plight of the non-jacket wearers and the discrimination they face on a daily basis. I'm declaring that the "N" in the LGBT acronym now stands for "non...
Case File 105 with Brandon Kirkman of Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs
March 06, 2019 04:19 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBTONIGHT, ON THOUGHT COPS: Chicago Comedian Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This episode, we're talking about how beer has become the internet's new bacon. And how every single platformer nowadays is a "Soulslike Metroidvania." We also cover the highly controversial Momo challenge that never fucking happened. I'm never believing anything I read online again. Speak...
Case File 104 with Jake Flores of Pod Damn America
February 27, 2019 00:13 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBClick, click, boom! It's another episode of Thought Cops, featuring Jake Flores of Pod Damn America! Show Notes Federales, listen up: be sure to subscribe to Podzooky and Rock Bottom Cast this week to catch some hot guest appearances from your favorite officers of the thought. We also discuss some creative ideas people have been utilizing with our $10 Patreon tier. Our listeners are the best, aren't they? Me: Discusses grievances with social media grieving. Also me: Has to do the rest of...
Case File 103 with Tony of Hack the Movies
February 19, 2019 03:30 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBHell yeah... it's another episode of Thought Cops. This week, we are accompanied by Tony of Hack The Movies and Cinemassacre! Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Childhood ruined: the new Aladdin cashcow in the works from Disney finally showed off it's new look for the Genie. Surprise: he's blue! Surprise: it sucks! Thought you heard the last of the "-gate" suffix? Well, think again! Kamala Harris is in hot (bong) water this week as "reefergate" is at the forefront of everyone's minds....
Case File 102 with Andrew Shankland
February 12, 2019 04:59 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBGet in, loser. It's another episode of Thought Cops! This week we are joined by Chicago comedian Andrew Shankland! Support the show on Patreon Show Notes It's been a busy week. We guested on the latest episode of Here's What I Don't Get. And you can GET it HERE. Sorry guys, saw the opportunity and had to go for it. We've also been more active on our twitch channel recently, so don't forget to subscribe and you won't miss a stream. We've got a new episode of Fire Bros out, and we sent out ...
Case File 101 with ASERiley and Deputy Bird
February 06, 2019 00:47 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBLock and load, because we're back for "season two" of Thought Cops: Episode 101! We're back from our post-100 break, and we're joined this week by Riley from Anti-Social Entertainment and his friend Bird or Longneck or whatever other moniker he decides to go by in the upcoming months. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This week's show is all about catching up on the last two week's worth of news stories, so we're playing all the hits. We've got the toxic masculinity Gillette ad. W...
Case File 100 Special
January 17, 2019 03:08 - 51 minutes - 41.7 MBThanks everybody! Support the show on Patreon Officer Kevin and Officer Grant take a "look back" at their "legacy" thus far over, at some of the "greatest hits" of the past 100 episodes. My memory may be a bit foggy on these, but they sound familiar? This episode isn't just about the Thought Cops, though. This is a celebration of YOU- the listeners! Lots of friends of the show chime in with some congratulatory voicemails, as well as cameo appearances from Justin Whang, Davepretendo, Allan...
Case File 99 with Charlotte Sartre aka Goth Charlotte
January 08, 2019 01:34 - 1 hour - 52 MBStrap on and strap in, the Thought Cops are joined by adult performer Charlotte Sartre this week, AKA Goth Charlotte! Show her some love by supporting her on OnlyFans.com. And you can always support us by: Support the show on Patreon Charlotte tells us about all of the "C-words" in her line of work, and how it's just best in general not to be a total C-word. We agree. We also talk about how "Top ___ Of The Year" lists give us fleeting purpose in this crazy world. After all, we haven't made...
Case File 98 with Asterios Kokkinos
January 02, 2019 20:39 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBWelcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by three-peat champion Asterios Kokkinos! Asterios is a comedian from New York, and the host of 48,000 podcasts you can all find in the Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory. Support the show on Patreon It's the start of a new year, which means we've brought all of last year's problems over the threshold to ruin everyone's internet experience one obnoxious post at a time. This week, we go apprehend people over too much AOC spam, the social media...
Case File 97 with Larry Bleidner
December 25, 2018 00:39 - 58 minutes - 46.9 MBiTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Welcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Larry Bleidner of That Larry Show! Support the show on Patreon Larry helps us attack the issues of the week, such as the Patreon debacle, all the lawsuits against Fortnite, Sweden's "man-free" music festival found guilty of discrimination, and a gender neutral Santa debate that doesn't really exist. We also spend two minutes of hate hating on "internet safety," Ted Cruz Beard Apologists, and Face...
Case File 96 with Dave Pretendo aka SephirothSword57
December 18, 2018 17:36 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBKonnichiwa, Coplings. Welcome to Case File 96 of Thought Cops, featuring Davepretendo, otherwise known by his alter ego Sephirothsword57. Support the show on Patreon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mO2PJKKS2Q We walk back our comments on celebrity deaths by sticking it the the "celebrity death trolls" this week. How many times am I going to have to google "Adam Sandler dead", my fingers shaking on each key press, before I learn my lesson? Until you stop trolling me! A Sonic the Hedgehog...
Case File 95 with Aaron Klopfer and Brianna Murphy
December 11, 2018 03:41 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBClimb aboard, it's another episode of Thought Cops! This week we are joined by Chicago comedians Aaron Klopfer and Brianna Murphy, and we try very hard to stay on task. Results may vary, but you won't complain now, will you? Support the show on Patreon This week, we tackle celebrity deaths. The ones that matter, at least. We (Grant) get mad at our phones for not doing what we tell them to do. Darn those things. A CALL TO ARMS: The war on porn has begun. Tumblr has started censoring all ad...
Case File 94 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64
December 03, 2018 05:12 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBGarrett Hunter from Mega64 touches down this week to help us do what we do best every week- dish out divine justice to those who mildly irritate us. Support the show on Patreon In this episode, dedicated to Gamer-Americans everywhere, we discuss the disappointment that is the PlayStation Classic. However, we also reminisce on the good times. Lego Island, anyone? You guys play that one? An absolute gem. So. They did surgery on a grape. Ahem. Well, not exactly. But, we go to excruciating l...
Case File 93 with Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard
November 27, 2018 03:36 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBWe're expecting! A new episode, that is. Get your sex pumpkins ready everyone because Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard joins us from down under this week! Support the show on Patreon The Proud Boys need a new leader, but will Augustus Gloop be the boy to lead them to victory against lesbian Thanksgiving parades? Tune in to find out! We also discuss the hilarious cut content of W*nnie the P*oh from the Chinese release of Kingdom Hearts 3. It's like he was never really there, seriously fol...
Case File 92
November 20, 2018 04:16 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBWee-oo wee-oo! It's a classic-flavored episode, with Grant and Kevin kicking asses, taking names, and recording a podcast! Support the show on Patreon Kevin returns again from California to talk about Mega64 GameDays, and a live vieiwng of the Rubin Report. LA, baby, you never know what you're gonna get. We've also got a special message from good boy Rocco Botte of Mega64 that you'll want to hear. You know, some people have said that listening to Thought Cops is as addicting as cocaine. S...
Case File 91 with Steven Russell Butch of Everything Must Go
November 13, 2018 05:46 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBWelcome to episode 91 of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon This week, we're joined by fellow Chicago podcast host Steven Russell Butch from the show Everything Must Go! You can find him on Twitter and Instagram. Steven helps us fight internet crime such as peoples' inability to understand basic statistics, Youtube comment section sob stories, and No-Nut November. We also nab this week's biggest internet outrage perps, Pete Davidson, Matt Christman from Chapo Trap House, Mr. Game a...
Case File 91 with Steven Russell B of Everything Must Go
November 13, 2018 05:46 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBWelcome to episode 91 of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon This week, we're joined by fellow Chicago podcast host Steven Russell B from the show Everything Must Go! You can find him on Twitter and Instagram. Steven helps us fight internet crime such as peoples' inability to understand basic statistics, Youtube comment section sob stories, and No-Nut November. We also nab this week's biggest internet outrage perps, Pete Davidson, Matt Christman from Chapo Trap House, Mr. Game and W...
Case File 90 with Alex Prevolos
November 06, 2018 18:09 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBAhoy, and welcome aboard S.S. Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon This week, we are joined by Chicago comedian Alex Prevolos of the comedy group The Storefront! They're always doing lots of cool things, so be sure to check them out! Here's our Shrek Fest video we mentioned in the episode if you haven't seen it already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Ase1P-K2g If you are a subscriber on Patreon, a new episode of our other show Fire Bros released this week! You're not gonna wanna...
Case File 89 with Producer Zwick and Gumshoe Niko
October 31, 2018 02:26 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MBHappy Hangover-ween, everyone! Ugh. Support the show on Patreon Alcohol- is it good or bad? You listen to this episode and be the judge. We partied a little too hard on pre-Halloween weekend, and look at what's become of us. Thank you Zwick and GUMSHOE Niko for coming along for the ride. This week, Justin Bieber eats a burrito the wrong way, and the internet loses it's mind! Who gives a fuck. Apu is set to leave The Simpsons and Springfield behind, and Elon Musk is forced to face his age...
Case File 88 with Lowtax of Something Awful
October 26, 2018 02:27 - 59 minutes - 48.3 MBInternet legend Lowtax joins us this week! The creator of Something Awful, Gaming Garbage, and Murder the Internet lends us his many years of online outrage expertise to help dish out divine justice to those who mildly annoy us. Support the show on Patreon It's Halloween time. So get ready for an influx of skeleton gifs and "2 spoopy" culture that's almost too cute to step all over, but fuck it, that's why we're here. To take a page out of Kleenex's book: this episode is Man-Sized. Lawsu...
Case File 87 with Deputy Peter and Deputy Niko
October 17, 2018 04:37 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBYour two favorite playable-character hosts are back! The Thought Cops are on the beat! Support the show on Patreon We are joined by Deputy Peter who lends us his side of the emotional labor in this year's edition of "Halloween Costumes That Might Be Awkward To Show Up At A Party In". Deputy Niko stops by to chime in as well! Taylor Swift broke her political silence this week. And we've been waiting on pins and needles to offer our opinions on the matter. At last, you can hear them on this...
Case File 86 with Mike Mancini
October 09, 2018 23:53 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBHold on tight. That's right. We're back. And we're joined by Mike Mancini of the Black Sheep, once again! Mike talks about the Black Sheep's newest interactive video series "Comment Below". Have a look for yourself and join in on the fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6booYtjl4m8 We reached our first stretch goal on Patreon! Thank you so much to all who donate, and if ya haven't? You're missin' out on the live discord chats, and if this episode is any indication, things can get a little ...
Case File 85 with The Stenographer
October 03, 2018 02:08 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBPut on your Super Crowns and strap in for another episode of Thought Cops! This week we're joined by our show's own Stenographer, who is fortunate enough to work in a place where they don't print off memes and stick them on the fridge. Bow before her power and might. This episode, we talk about memes in the wild, THAT being a thing, and the long anticipated rant on the Kiki Challenge. You're gonna be glad we waited for this one. We also talk about sexy Handmaid's Tale Halloween costumes, D...
The Slow Rogan Experience: Episode 84
September 26, 2018 00:43 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MBDr. Joseph B. Peterman is a clinical memeologist and tenured professor of psychology at the University of Kekkistan. This is his third time appearing on the Slow Rogan Experience. All Dr. Peterman’s self-improvement writing programs at his online store here. Use coupon code: CHIMP- 0% off for Slow Rogan listeners. You can get all of Slow Rogan's kettlebells, hunting bows, and Chad Brain™ supplements at this link: http://gorrila.balls. Don't forget to leave a five star review for a free sam...
Case File 83 with Gumshoe Blake, Deputy Justin, and Riley from Mighty Morphin Power Hour
September 19, 2018 18:03 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBWe're back. We got it right this time. We really almost couldn't get it together this week. The cousins return! Blake and Justin lend their wise minds to the show, to touch on things such as why good girls always fall for bad guys. Riley from Mighty Morphin Power Hour was in town visiting and joined us on mic as well! This week's all about the heroes in society. Not speaking metaphorically, of course. I'm talking about SUPER heroes! Spider-Man and Superman are both in the news this week. W...
Case File 82 with Deputy Niko
September 12, 2018 02:20 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBWelcome to the swamp- it's Thought Cops, "Episode 82"! This week, we're joined by Deputy Niko! Niko came with us on our pilgrimage to Shrek Fest. So we talk about the disaster that was. You can also commission her to draw normal stuff, Shrek Rule 34 stuff, and more, here. How is this podcast still free? Oh wait, it's better than free if you donate to our Patreon. We talk about that stupid face Elon Musk makes when he smokes weed on Joe Rogen's podcast. You know the one. Fuck everything. We...
Case File 81 with Andrea and Mackenzie of Talk of Shame
September 05, 2018 15:28 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBWiggity-wiggity-welcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Andrea and Mackenzie of the Talk of Shame podcast! It's another wacky cartoon crossover, folks! Before we get into the serious bullshit, we have new merch from John Sammis! Stunning. Come get some over at our store to support us! We'd really, really appreciate you! Ahem. So... Louis CK's in the news, huh? Eh... Uh... Hey, Alex Jones, he's in the news, too? Eh... Uh... Ahem. Don't you hate it when people post concerts ...
Case File 80 with Allan Foster of Not For Human Consumption and Deputy Josh
August 27, 2018 22:08 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBThis, is "Episode 80". And these, are our stories. This week, our bitter rival Allan Foster of the podcast Not For Human Consumption joins us, as does returning friend of the show Deputy Josh! Speaking of the show: we have shirts and hoodies available for sale now! Wow. Incredible. You can get one of these yourself over at our store! Tell your friends about the show without telling them anything at all: say it with a shirt! All profits go towards funding the show. So, if you like Thought...
Case File 79 with Antoids
August 22, 2018 01:44 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBWelcome to episode 79 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Antoids, the Reverse Audio Engineer of the Biggest Problem in the Universe Uncucked Episodes. He also has a YouTube channel, Digital Roots, and a brand new podcast called Branching Out. He's also got a Patreon. If you've been following our battle against Not For Human Consumption to get onto the See You Next Tuesday Podcasting Network, we've won! And so did they! When we recorded the episode we didn't know that yet, so make s...
Case File 78 with Justin Whang
August 14, 2018 18:13 - 1 hour - 68 MBWelcome to Thought Cops- where if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Wow, that rhymes, awesome. It's "Episode 78", and we are joined by the one and only Justin Whang! Justin's YouTube channel just surpassed 150,000 subscribers. If you are a fan of the work we do here on Thought Cops, there is a pretty good chance that you'll enjoy Justin's work as well. https://youtu.be/F5tj2eWRuDw So, let's get right to it. Alex Jones got banned from multiple platforms this week. If you didn't sp...
Case File 77 with Sriracha
August 07, 2018 10:15 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBStrap in, we're back. It's Thought Cops, "Episode 77", we're calling this one. This week, we are joined by the wonderful Sriracha! She produces plenty of works online, including, but not limited to: Porg Chatter, Waifu Wars, and Asterios Kills A Kid. She also just got back from Brony Con, and has some stories to spill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFZOcAvCKs We face all sorts of unrest this week, including Jordan Peterson's famous Peterson family diet: salt and meat. Keeps you virile,...
Case File 76 with Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage
August 01, 2018 02:39 - 1 hour - 73 MBHey everyone, it's finally time for episode 76 of Thought Cops! Our good friend Brett of Big Time Garbage came to visit us from Neo-Detroit. We meet for the first time IRL and it was 100% normal and fun. He even tried Malört and said he really liked it. I hope you have your straws ready, because this episode is juicy. We talk about irony haters, ice cream havers, and I I I don't even know where else to BEGIN there's just so much on this episode! For as much shit as we talk on teaser trailer...
Case File 75 with Robbie of The Dirty Nines
July 26, 2018 17:35 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBCome one, come all (nice), to the show that never ends: Thought Cops, "Episode 75". This week, boyfriend of the show Gumshoe Robbie joins us yet again to impart upon us his trademark wisdom. Make sure to check out his band The Dirty Nines. They rule. Guess what? Yep, you guessed it. We get into it again this week. We get into all sorts of trouble: Star Wars prequel apologists. Unreliable sources of information. Is that pizza I smell? Well, Papa has left the damn building. Apparently you ca...