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Thought Cops

324 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 74 ratings

Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to.

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The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.

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Episodes

Case File 172 with Nico "ncoio"

July 08, 2020 15:10 - 1 hour - 51.4 MB

We spend the 4th of July podcasting instead of grilling as Nico "ncoio" joins us in celebration. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, everyone is cancelled. It's like that movie The Purge, except it's different. Reddit, YouTube, and comedies released in the 2000's are under intense scrutiny for a litany of reasons, which you will just have to listen to the episode to find out. A married couple wielding assault weapons on the front ...

Case File 171 with Be Nice To Me Productions

June 30, 2020 15:59 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Be nice to us! Alex and Alex of Be Nice To Me Productions are back this week with some exciting news for Thought Cops listeners! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/lXaBB7MoWys Field Notes Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions' latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown, which just released. We take a deep dive into talking about that, so consider that your homework for this week :-) Otherwise, cr...

Case File 170 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks Games

June 23, 2020 20:44 - 1 hour - 128 MB

E3 might be cancelled this year, but we have returning champion and Official Thought Cops Gaming Correspondent Danny "The Street 'Shadowforks'" Thompson join us for another episode of Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Unironically, there's a new episode this week. We would NEVER ironically post one. This week, Danny helps us find where "the line" is in comedy and activism, as well as helps us argue better with people in the co...

Case File 169 with Yolo Swag Studios

June 17, 2020 04:50 - 1 hour - 57.8 MB

We're back! And this week we're joined by Zack (Zach? Zatch???) of Yolo Swag Studios. You can follow him on Youtube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, just make sure you follow him! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Did we miss anything? We might've taken a week off, but even the Simpsons couldn't have predicted what happened to the country last week. So there's a lot to catch up on. Jake Paul gets arrested and the Thought Cops accidentally ba...

Case File 168 with Tyler Russo

June 03, 2020 23:35 - 52 minutes - 71.7 MB

What else can be said right now? Here's some ridiculous bullshit, hope this lightens your week. Tyler Russo is back with us, we have some great discussion and much needed laughs. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/fOsqsNkhneo Field Notes We talk about annoying twitter joke prompts. Ruin a podcast with one letter? Easy. Thought Bops. Funny. Priests are on watch this week as they steal our schtick (not that one), and boredom? It stinks!...

Case File 167 with Aaron Klopfer

May 26, 2020 20:01 - 1 hour - 53.8 MB

There may be no Aaron Klop-him, but there is an Aaron Klopfer, and he's with us this week for another episode of Thought Cops! AUDIO. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Lockdown is driving everyone insane, insane enough to finally attempt sucking our own dicks. Aaron finally succeeded (suck-seed-ed). We talk about lockdown, the difficulties of wanting to do anything during lockdown, oh yeah and also do the show. Two big stories this week we...

Case 166 with Sirancha and Niko of Darksyde Jills

May 20, 2020 03:38 - 1 hour - 113 MB

What's this, a crossover episode? Sirancha and Niko from Darksyde Jills join the battle this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode, we finally put an end to bodyshaming. Again. For like the fifth time or something. We pop a couple caps into the new Cal-Arts Toucan Sam, and take Chrissie Teigen's twitter account away from her.  This is how we win. Make sure you check out our newest project, Reeducationing! ht...

Case 165 with Grant Duffrin of Shrek Retold and Shrekfest

May 14, 2020 03:54 - 1 hour - 69 MB

Don't lean in, listen in! Grant Duffrin from Shrek Retold, Shrekfest, and the3gi fame joins the fight, this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes In this week's action-packed Thought Cops adventure, we reveal a new story arc. We're going to be in the next iteration of Shrek Retold! We also make fun of Elon Musk and his new kid Missingno., have an in-depth conversation about posture and masculinity, and help manspreading cr...

Case File 164 with Zwick

April 29, 2020 04:23 - 1 hour - 47.7 MB

Sit back, relax, and pop open a bag of Corn Nuts, because Commissioner Zwick the Editor is here for the newest Thought Cops episode. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes As depressing as this lockdown has been, we can always rely on Tom Hanks to buy us all typewriters and, donate his blood to science? I always knew he was a superhero. Tom Hanks can't save all of us though. This big baby the internet keeps bullying, for instance. Or this one. ...

Case File 163 with Jeremy Kaplowitz of Hard Drive

April 22, 2020 03:14 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

Your cool friends might've all already heard this one, but send it to them anyway! Jeremy Kaplowitz, Editor in Chief of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Jeremy is also the Campaign Manager of Ace Watkins, the Gamer President, and has his own podcast, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Show.   iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Who censors the censorers is this week's big question, and as always the answer is us. Disney is censoring your...

Case File 162 with Brian and Jim of Drink a Beer and Play a Game

April 14, 2020 20:43 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Jim and Brian of Drink a Beer and Play a Game join us this week! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about K*rens and M*chaels this week, how how to avoid a terminal case of PlayStation wrist, according to top scientists at OnlineCasino.ca. People can't jack it to the new Resident Evil game, and DuckTales? More like FuckTales, am I right, folks. SNL gets quarantined yet won't go away. Maybe someone should donate to ...

Case File 161 with Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage

April 08, 2020 00:28 - 1 hour - 54.7 MB

Brett Mercer from Big Time Garbage joins the Thought Cops once more another fresh episode! April Fools, no he didn't. Just kidding, April Fools is CANCELLED. No but really, he's on this episode, and you should listen. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes April Fool's may be cancelled, but self-quarantined social isolationism isn't. We're all in our respective bunkers broadcasting to you LIVE through the internet some hot-off-the-plate internet...

Case File 160 with Asterios Kokkinos

April 01, 2020 06:32 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

Turn your volume knob all the way up, because The Loudest Podcast's Asterios Kokkinos joins the fight once again! Asterios and Srirancha run the Asterios and Srirancha Podcast Emporium where you can buy any sort of podcast imaginable so long as it's theirs. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes What might be worse than dying from the virus is the lack of sex we're all having as a result of social isolation. The CDC is making coronacels out of a...

Case File 159 with Garrett Hunter and Bryan Abou Chacra

March 25, 2020 04:07 - 2 hours - 102 MB

Mega64's own Garrett Hunter returns, and Mega64's own Bryan Abou Chacra makes his debut! The two hosts of the Mega64 Poorly Played Stream team up with the two hosts of Thought Cops in our meatiest, most vulnerable episode yet!   iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/h_O-AWLIwUQ Field Notes So, how bout this virus we're having? Everything is closed and there's nothing to do, so we're streaming more than ever on twitch! We've been doing a...

Case File 158 with Ben Flores aka Limited Breadsticks

March 16, 2020 03:39 - 1 hour - 53.7 MB

Who's on first? It's Ben Flores from the podcast Please Save Me, the best and only podcast about television's #1 made-up show, Chicago Heroes! You may also know him from his bombastic twitter account Limited Breadsticks, @limitlessjest. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We're all trying our best to stay positive this week, despite all that's happening online right now. Final Fantasy 7 might be political, and liberalism might just end up bei...

Case File 157 with Cripp Daddy

March 10, 2020 04:16 - 1 hour - 44.2 MB

Cripp Daddy, aka Yung Cripp joins us this week for a delightful episode of Thought Cops to be enjoyed by all. You can follow him on Twitter, Youtube, Twitch, and catch him at a show he's performing at whenever this whole corona virus thing blows over. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon   Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner ...

Case File 156 with Martin Felshman

March 01, 2020 23:10 - 1 hour - 51.6 MB

Cupcake Comedy Cing (pronounced 'King', really stretching for alliteration here) Martin Felshman returns to the program! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Thought Cops the GOAT 🐐 The CDC advises one of the only ways to avoid contracting the Corona Virus is to grow a Hitler 'stache- AKA "The Toothbrush". Bloomberg campaign offices are polite...

Case File 155 with Leslie Lee III

February 26, 2020 00:38 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

Struggle Session's own Leslie Lee The Third joins us this week to lay down a lot of law with us. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes "Tell me something I don't know" War is senseless, and nothing is more senseless than the war between Sonic the Hedgehog and Birds Of Prey, now in theaters. Streaming sweetheart Ninja releases yet another statement about how it's hard out there a Gamer, and McDonald's releases a bunch of disgusting meme candles...

Case File 154 with Mitch Kamaiopili

February 18, 2020 18:32 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB

Local Chicago comedian Mitch Kamaiopili joins us for this week's episode of Internet Investigations Incoporated, a Thought Cops Company. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Mitch aids us in the fight against airplane seat punchers, NASA hoaxes, PSAs for straight dudes idolizing bad characters, motivation porn, and cat instagrams turning into baby instagrams. Also a moment of silence for the Romphim. 2017-2020. Also a moment of sil...

Case File 153 with Rem Dickman of The Rich Dickman Show

February 12, 2020 06:41 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

We're joined by Rem of The Rich Dickman Show this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Remember the Super Bowl? That was an entire year ago. Also though it was last week. And apparently the NFL is facing some trouble for having too sexy of a halftime show. Officer Grant was also vindicated this week because of his prediction that marketing campaigns, such as the Planter's Peanuts "Baby Nut" mascot, are trying to turn us ...

Case File 152 with Andrew Shankland

February 05, 2020 00:57 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

Welcome one and all, to another installment of Thought Cops. This week, Andrew Shankland returns to the program. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Sick of your friends telling you that we're living in the movie Idiocracy? Yeah, so are we. However, this week America comes together to mourn the loss of one of it's greatest icons: Mr Peanut. Sound familiar? A MSNBC host has a major flub where her one job was to not have that one specific flub,...

Case File 151 with Witten

January 27, 2020 20:27 - 1 hour - 43.7 MB

Better call the business number for the police, because Witten joins us for this auspicious episode of Thought Cops this week. You might recognize her from this video: https://youtu.be/3RFun58Gt7A You can follow Witten on Twitter and Instagram. And possibly outdoors in a cage somewhere public. Gotta give the people what they want. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Jeffery Epstein might not have killed himself, but we might've just caused ...

Case File 150 with LowRes Wünderbred

January 21, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 51.8 MB

Hope you're having a normal one, because this week on Thought Cops we have the talented, wonderful LowRes Wünderbred to help us lay down the law AESTHETICALLY. You can find his Youtube channel here and his trippy website, podcast, and everything else here.   iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Keep having a normal one, my dude! You can only listen to this episode today! Hurry up, before the dopamine runs out. LowRes helps us trudge through ...

Case File 149 with Alex Schultz

January 14, 2020 22:55 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Be Nice To Me Productions' own Alex Schultz returns to the program this week!   iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes K9 Service Pupparino Alex "Woof Woof" Schultz promotes his newest magnum dong opus "A Profoundly Angry Young Man". Keep your eyes open and you may just see your second-favorite Thought Cops host make an appearance! https://youtu.be/1lxP34JdDf4 Twitter announces they are rolling out a new feature where when you say "don't @ me...

Case File 148 LIVE with Brianna Murphy

January 07, 2020 21:51 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MB

LIVE from the Crowd Theater in Neo-Chicago, Illinois: Brianna Murphy joins us for another live show! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/3M0TWrhj370 Field Notes This was our second live show we've done at the Crowd Theater in Chicago. Brianna performed some standup, we hated on airplane feet, Facebook, and bro ads, and we sentenced the Top Ten Rocks songs of the decade, the Pope, and a couple of large boys using our brand new wheel of p...

BONUS! Fire Bros - Book 14

December 29, 2019 17:58 - 1 hour - 70.7 MB

Happy after-holidays, everyone! Didn't get what you wanted for Christmas or whatever? Well, here's something else you didn't ask for: a free episode of our spin-off show, Fire Bros! Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater!   iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon "Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that," you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you'll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-o...

Case File 147 with Bruce Kesselring

December 22, 2019 16:41 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

Hope this works: we're back with comedian Bruce Kesselring this week, and we've got a few prizes in store for you as well! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater! In our final episode of the decade, we look to the twitter toilet for answers. Turns out, it might just be a prank to rile us up? And 99.99% of people didn't bother to check the OP's bio? Yeah, that track...

Case File 146 with Peter and Niko

December 16, 2019 05:30 - 1 hour - 51.1 MB

We, for all intents and purposes, out here. Peter and Niko are back! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater! The decade is about to come to a close, and we take a moment to look back on and discuss the worst things to happen between 2010 and now. Egg discourse takes place on twitter this week, where a man who looks like an egg tells a woman that her eggs are dying...

Case File 145 with Marty

December 11, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 56 MB

Open this post for a surprise, and like it when you see it! Deputy Marty returns for yet another episode of this week's Thought Cops! You can follow him on twitter HERE. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Are you in the right headspace for a new episode? Have you been thinking sexual thoughts about us that you'd like to share? Well hit that subscribe button and drop us a line at 312-788-7361. This week we uncover the internet's dumbest man, ...

Case File 144 with Robert Kuschell

December 04, 2019 00:26 - 1 hour - 51.2 MB

Another episode of the podcast called Thought Cops is here. And this time, we've got Chicago comedian Robert Kuschell along for the ride. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes The day of reckoning... is here! Hope you had your pizza, because Papa John is about to set the record straight. Popular twitch twerp Ninja talks shit about sportsball in an epic chapter of the neverending battle between nerds and jocks... Baby Y*da gifs have been pulled ...

Case File 143 with Ari Grabb

November 26, 2019 23:43 - 1 hour - 57 MB

*braahhp* Ari Grabb, creator of Bento Banana and animator on Rick And Morty returns to the show!    iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/Hwqw9Pmp8so Field Notes Happy Thoughtsgiving! We're gonna tell our kids this was a good podcast. Lots of stuff happening this week, but it's not a big deal for us or anything. We have the mental capacity/space to do so. Like Pete Buttigieg, we have high, high hopes. So, get in your poorly rendered Cyb...

Case File 142 with Aaron Klopfer

November 19, 2019 13:37 - 1 hour - 54.3 MB

Is there a podcast-HER? Mentally unsound comedian Aaron Klopfer makes his triumphant return to Thought Cops! Make sure you check out his YouTube page KloppTube for all sorts of content you would expect from a man who uses facebook status updates in place of weekly therapy sessions. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Kevin made his Mega64 debut this week on the Poorly Played Stream. Simply put? Ya don't wanna miss a second of it. It's a blast...

Case File 141 with Vito Gesualdi

November 12, 2019 04:44 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

Vito Gesualdi joins us this week on Thought Cops to help us do heroic shit while wearing capes. You can follow him on Twitter, check out his Youtube channel, and purchase his board game Enemy Weapon here. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we get our hands into the Epstein coverup story, which somehow takes second seat to the new Pokemon game that's about to come out. We also spend a lot of time talking about T.I.'s daughter's vir...

Case File 140 with Slime Da Garbage Mane

November 05, 2019 01:49 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MB

It's slime time- Slime Da Garbage Mane returns to the show! Check out that track at the end of the episode right here.   iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Check out our newest video: Who is WHANG!? - Scary Stories To Tell Online. The ultimate send-up of the one and only Justin Whang. Hey, he had it coming! Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel for all kinds of exciting new content coming soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M...

Case File 139 with Brandon Kirkman

October 30, 2019 00:55 - 1 hour - 48.5 MB

Boo! On this very spooky Halloween special, we've got returning champion Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective, back on Thought Cops for round two! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We're on Stitcher now! If you use that, make sure to subscribe. This week we battle against cartoon positive affirmation memes, the candy corn pizza epidemic, and free speech dorks...

Case File 138 with Charls Carroll

October 21, 2019 04:31 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

Good boy Charls Carroll joins us for a special Thought Cops episode, full of laughter and mirth to be had by all. You may know Charls from his days with Million Dollar Extreme and World Peace, or from his project Bombstrap, or even from his Twitch streams. Hell, he even has his own World! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Boomers got you down? Calling you an incel? Telling you to stop instagramming all the food porn you have saved on your p...

Case File 137 with Lilith Lovett

October 15, 2019 04:12 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

This week on Thought Cops, we're joined by the fantastic Lilith Lovett, aka Medizy! You may know Lilith from her Twitter account, her Twitch streams, or from her appearances on Short Fat Otaku! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Post your four favorite Jokers and Officers Kevin and Grant will decide whether or not you have rights. That's the Thought Cops promise. If your list doesn't include Mark Hamill's Joker, and if he doesn't have giant ...

Case File 136 with Jake Jacobson

October 08, 2019 01:54 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MB

Konnichiwa! This week on Thought Cops, we're joined by Jake Jacobson, formerly Mark Whitney of the former American Tribune, currently the curator of the This is an Interesting Political Compass page on Facebook. He's here to help promote our joint venture NARUTO RUN AROUND EVERY TRUMP TOWER (IN THE WORLD), an event you should definitely check-in to and invite all your friends to. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we're taking dow...

Case File 135 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64

October 01, 2019 12:56 - 1 hour - 53 MB

We sure do love ya- Garrett Hunter is back on the show! Garrett is a member of the comedy group Mega64, who have been putting out top-tier videos online since 2003. Garrett also hosts a weekly Mega64 streaming/call-in show, the Poorly Played Stream, every Wednesday night over on their twitch channel! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We announced our exclusive, not to be missed event: Thought Cops' Naruto Run Around Every Trump Tower In The...

Case File 134 with Mitch Kamaiopili

September 24, 2019 00:19 - 1 hour - 50.1 MB

Mitch up in this bitch (sorry). Mitch Kamaiopili co-runs Slide Into Your DM's- a monthly comedy showcase in Chicago with a D&D twist! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Cool fanart by Berries n' Cream! This week, school shootings have gone out of style, but vapes have never been cooler. I guess life is always about trade-offs. We've also got updates about the Shane Gillis firing at SNL. And surprise surprise, everything went about as you'd ...

Case File 133 with Jack Allison

September 17, 2019 22:18 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Jack of all trades (sorry Jack): Jack Allison joins us this week! Jack has written for both Jimmy Kimmel and the Academy Awards, and currently hosts the podcast Struggle Session, and a morning show JackAM which streams weekdays on Twitch. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Guess what? You made the cut on our facebook friends list purge, so you owe it to us to listen to this episode. SNL attempts to stay relevant as a curious casting choice ...

Case File 132 with Brad Carter of The Phone Losers of America

September 10, 2019 22:27 - 1 hour - 52.7 MB

Phone's ringing, pick it up! It's Brad Carter from The Phone Losers of America and The Snow Plow Show, on this week's episode of Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We've got a whole bunch of updates for you all this week. We have a new episode of Fire Bros, our bonus show, out this week. Also, every bonus episode we've ever done is now time stamped with the material we've covered, so you can skip ahead if you want! And if you'r...

Case File 131 with Brianna Murphy

September 04, 2019 00:46 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

The only good riot is a laugh riot (sorry) and this week we got one for ya: Brianna Murphy is back!   iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about doing our first ever live show, and we hit the ground running in one of our wildest eppys yet! Dave Chappelle's latest Netflix special rustles some feathers, hey, speaking of feathers, we talk about the Chicken Wars! Brand twitter absolutely goes OFF this week as Popeyes, Chick-Fil-A, Wendy's...

Case File 130 LIVE with Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha

August 27, 2019 17:35 - 1 hour - 43.5 MB

Finally- a live Thought Cops spectacular. And what better way to kick off our first live show than with our good friends Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha, at the beautiful Crowd Theater in Chicago! It isn't Thought Cops On Ice, but it is the next best thing. https://youtu.be/nuOe4HCJqmw iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Asterios and Sirancha stop by Neo-Chicago on their Loudest Podcast tour, and we get together for a Thought Cops live specia...

Case File 129 with Roast Mortem Cast

August 19, 2019 22:40 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

This week on Thought Cops we're joined by all four members of the podcast Roast Mortem! If you haven't checked em out yet, they do a great show where they roast the shit out of dead people. And as it turns out, most of them deserve it.   iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode, Cody, Mike, Tom, and Travis throw their history books out and pick up a the book of LAW. With their help, we take down the cafeteria table meme, self-righteo...

Case File 128 with Justin Whang

August 13, 2019 23:28 - 1 hour - 48.3 MB

Creator of Tales From The Internet, Justin Whang (Instagram / Twitter) is back on the show! Justin's channel is about to hit 500,000 subscribers, so be sure to hit that big red subscribe button and you might just be the lucky 500,000th subscriber. Maybe Justin will give you a prize or something, I don't know. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Point of privilege: we are going to be talking throughout the episode. There is also some clapping,...

Case File 127 with Nicky Martin

August 07, 2019 01:08 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

Livin' la vida- just kidding. Welcome back to Thought Cops- where the hits. Just. Keep. Coming. That's right. This week we've got Nicky Martin in "da" house. Nicky has been the host of Chicago Underground Comedy for several years and we are seeing him off before he moves to Los Angeles to be near The Industry. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We guested on the podcast Filler Content this week hosted by our good friends Hard Men Working Har...

Case File 126 with Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage

July 30, 2019 00:41 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

It's that time of the week, folks: garbage day, once again. Our good friend Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage was in Neo-Chicago this week so you know that we had to do it to 'em. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We might have had a little too much Malört this episode, but that's never stopped us from doing our civic duty and doing it like a mother fucking sir. So, have a seat, this one's a wild one. Oh, but uh, before ya do, keep in mind c...

Case File 125 with Alex Schultz of Be Nice To Me Productions

July 25, 2019 00:56 - 1 hour - 54.3 MB

Well hey, would you look at that! With us this week is Alex Schultz of Be Nice To Me Productions, a Chicago-based YouTube sketch comedy group, with some real wild-ass vidz that must be seen to be believed. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Hey guys, there is an app on your phone that makes you look like an old FUCK. Check it out- here's me! Bagel Boss. 5 feet of pure bagel dough and rage! You aren't god, or his father, or his boss, so make...

Case File 124 with Luke Taylor of The Shrimp Boys

July 15, 2019 04:04 - 1 hour - 53.7 MB

Go nuts- we've got Luke Taylor of The Shrimp Boys and Helltrap Nightmare in studio with us this week after waging a posting war against Mr. Peanut and his many minions. Luke runs us through his harrowing tale of getting lightly salted, and lightly cancelled. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Neo-Chicago, we're in you! You beautiful cyberpunk city, I keep comin' back cause I just can't get enough of your sweet... ass? Well, it's the summert...

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