Thought Cops
324 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 74 ratingsCleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to.
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The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Episodes
Case File 267: The Robot Uprising Begins with Luke Taylor
August 02, 2022 15:35 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBShrimp Boy Luke Taylor of Helltrap Nightmare is finally back on the show! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Podcasts that go hard?? Is that anything? Luke talks about his new twitch channel, Dr. Problem Solvers and the ultimate send-up of the Blue Man Group (finally). GameStop enters the NFT marketplace (finally) and robots have begun to rise up against humans (too soon?) Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to...
Case File 266: We Try The TikTok Pink Sauce with Zwick
July 28, 2022 03:47 - 1 hour - 111 MBOur show's producer Zwick is back on the show. Probably fair to go ahead and give a "NSFW" warning up front here just in case. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes It's tough to come up with things to be mildly annoyed about every week, but hey, SOMEBODY'S gotta do it! So come ride the bussy, because this week's episode is one hell of a ride. Apparently #ReleaseTheSnyderCut was one big nothingburger. Why did people stop saying nothingburger anyway? A fan campaign mostly lead by bots r...
Case File 265: Crypto Twinkies with Shawn Chatfield
July 19, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBMega64's anime protagonist Shawn Chatfield returns to Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We do a deep dive into the latest hit video from Mega64: The Majin Buu Saga In 5 Minutes (Dragonball Z Live Action) (Sweded)! Twinkies are celebrating digital currency for some reason this week. Family YouTubers have finally gone too far, political emails are getting too horny, and "did you know you can emulate that??" YES!! New York's Emergency Management channel uploaded a video...
Case File 264: Elon Musk Finally Pulls Out with Asterios Kokkinos
July 13, 2022 04:21 - 2 hours - 100 MBAsterios of the Loudest Podcast is back and better than ever! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Gentleminions one and all: this week we discuss annoying trends in suggested YouTube videos and people who post dating app screenshots to social media for clout. Elon Musk pulls out (hehe!) of his twitter deal-- where is your messiah now?! It's a collectathon(?) of an episode! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to ...
Case File 263: Elmo’s Epic Clapback at Ted Cruz with Joe Eames
July 05, 2022 19:03 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBJoe Eames, Chicago Comedian, not to be confused with LeBron James, joins us on Thought Cops this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Ted Cruz gets into a fight with a 3 year old puppet on Sesame Street, yes, again. Also Chris Pratt talks about blowing people's minds with his Mario voice, as well as crying because of internet bullying. Sorry Chris! Our bad. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to ...
Case File 262: Nintendo Hires Rittenhouse?! with Yolo Swag Studios and Beetle Moses
June 29, 2022 01:56 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBPowerful: this week we're joined by returning champ Yolo Swag Studios and new challenger Beetle Moses. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week on Thought Cops, Kyle Rittenhouse releases a video game because of course he does, and Buzz Lightyear finally touches down and gives America a big gay kiss on the lips. All that and more, this week, in your earholes! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Though...
Case File 261: The Next SNL Cast Member with Ian Erickson
June 21, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBOne of the best to ever do it: Ian Erickson is back on with us for a riveting and thought (cop) provoking episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Are things still "funny"? Short answer: yes. Long answer: it's complicated. But it's not stopping people from auditioning for SNL- even "Tik Tokkers!" Elon Musk (the guest from last week) allegedly fired several employees for saying they didn't like his twitter. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the...
Case File 260: Elon Musk vs. Kevin with Aaron Klopfer
June 15, 2022 03:19 - 1 hour - 93 MBDon't steal this episode and crop it- Aaron Klopfer is back along with a once-in-a-lifetime appearance by Elon Musk! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We squash the beef with Elon this week (or try to) in our biggest Beef Before Potatoes EVER. Elon Musk got into it with the fine folks over at Hard Drive this week, and wouldn't you know it, our very own Officer Kevin got called out by Elon as a coward! Say it ain't so! But don't lose your appetite just yet, because we're talking ...
Case File 259: The Episodes Have Names Now
May 25, 2022 03:10 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBWhoop whoop, that's the sound of a new episode of Thought Cops! It's our last episode before taking a short vacation/hiatus, so get it while the getting's good, and we'll see you in a couple weeks! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we go Thought Cops Classic (no guests) and talk about internet debate bro culture, Doctor Woke, Elon Musk's pullout method, and Mike Cernovich letting the devil in. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Tho...
Case File 259
May 25, 2022 03:10 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBWhoop whoop, that's the sound of a new episode of Thought Cops! It's our last episode before taking a short vacation/hiatus, so get it while the getting's good, and we'll see you in a couple weeks! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we go Thought Cops Classic (no guests) and talk about internet debate bro culture, Doctor Woke, Elon Musk's pullout method, and Mike Cernovich letting the devil in. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Tho...
Case File 258 with Max Shanker
May 10, 2022 17:59 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBYoooooooo the Thought Cops really snapped with this one-- Max Shanker is back on the show! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about getting back into comedy "post-COVID" while we deal with yet another COVID crisis. Grab your coffee mugs because a new Dilbert just dropped? Somebody call Invader Zim because Dave Chappelle certainly has become something of a Hot Topic lately! He almost got into a random encounter with a Final Fantasy weapon after all. Donate to Abortion Right...
Case File 257 with Jeremy Kaplowitz
May 04, 2022 15:46 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBEditor in Chief of Hard Drive and creator of The Hamlet Factory, Jeremy Kaplowitz joins the Thought Cops for another episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out The Hamlet Factory! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkLeto3RZrk This week we burn Twitter to the ground after Elon Musk purchases it, and discuss the pros and cons of marriage copyright when it comes to marrying imaginary characters. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon J...
Case File 256 with Many Kudos
April 28, 2022 03:45 - 1 hour - 96 MBWhere's the beef? Many Kudos of the Beef Boys and also of his own Youtube channel joins us this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Snickers announces they're keeping the dick vein on their candy bar (no we're not kidding), Tucker Carlson starts tanning his testicles because someone told him his bowtie wasn't manly enough, and Ted Cruz has sex with Mickey and Pluto. Many Kudos joins us for our most penile episode yet! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the ...
Case File 255 with Robby Rackleff of Wham City Comedy
April 21, 2022 18:32 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBStraight outta Wham City, Robby Rackleff joins us this week to talk about his upcoming film Dance Freak! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/PsdxrUI8SGc Support Dance Freak here! Field Notes This episode we really stick it to municipalities and bureaucracies, and talk choo-choos and transit twitter. Speaking of twitter, Elon Musk wants to buy it for some reason. The people who did a fan remake of Club Penguin get fucking arrested, and taxes suck, am I right folks?? Join the...
Case File 254 with Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy
April 14, 2022 22:40 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBChicago's very own Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy join us this week on Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out the Trash Panda's youtube channel for when their pilot drops: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Xg9wwDx0w No video this week because of technical issues, but this week we talk about Amy Schumer's banned jokes, Coca Cola's Metaverse flavor, and school's "Furry Protocols." You're going to have to see it to believe it, which you won't, b...
Case File 253 with Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive
April 05, 2022 23:27 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBMark Roebuck of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Make sure to check out everything he's written for the site HERE! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode we talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock and literally nothing else for an entire episode. It's just an hour and a half's worth of in depth analysis of the trajectory, angle, societal ramifications, political takes, twitter shitposts, personal reflections, the role of violence in a civilized society, mental health ...
Case File 252 with Brandon Kirkman
March 29, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBRev up those fryers and flush those toilets, that's right Brandon Kirkman is back on the show, in the flesh. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we officially go goblin mode and celebrate Short King Spring, as we rip Tim Pool's hat off and expose who he REALLY is: Bald. Hope that joke doesn't eventually bite us in the ass. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stick...
Case File 251 with Celia Schilling
March 23, 2022 04:24 - 1 hour - 148 MBCelia Schilling from Yacht Club Games joins us this week for an episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out the trailer for Mina the Hollower! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3p3Yf0cink This week we're talking Mina the Hollower, daylight savings time, PETA and the Elden Ring, Tom Brady reinvigorating the American economy, and apples or something. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord!...
Case File 250
March 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBBack again, and about time too! After a short hiatus we're back for episode 250, classic style. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't already, make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange! https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc This week, we talk about the metaverse's police force, Kim Kardashian gives us a job, ban posters from posting, and steal Elon Musk's children. Some good guests coming up right around the corner! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the s...
BONUS! Fire Bros – Book 22
March 02, 2022 01:02 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBWhat's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a short paid leave (mental health break), so have a taste of a little something different this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review four different pieces of media each...
Case File 249 with Derrick Acosta and Johnny Weiss
February 22, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBBig day for people who love Mega64, Derrick Acosta is back on Thought Cops alongside Johnny Weiss, and we're talking Mega Strange, Mega64 Version 4.1, and tons of crazy other stuff that's happening this week. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange! https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc Derrick and Johnny don the deputy badge this week and we take down Snoop Dogg for smoking a drug, we give John Dimaggio a raise for voicing Bender for the 48t...
Case File 248 with Cybershell
February 16, 2022 01:16 - 2 hours - 100 MBYou've made a terrible choice, this week we have Cybershell on to talk about some blue cartoon rat. Take a listen! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we go fast through M&M's child slavery lawsuit, NPR's race war against the Simpsons, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard live in a literal pigsty, and we talk about the pros and cons of Sonic the Hedgehog. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops...
Case File 247 Live From the Metaverse with The Loudest Podcast
February 10, 2022 07:55 - 57 minutes - 78.9 MBGoing where no podcast has gone before: Asterios and Srirancha of The Loudest Podcast team up with the Thought Cops to bring you the first podcast ever recorded inside of the Metaverse! We're not kidding. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This is an episode that needs to be seen to be believed! So make sure to check out the video component if you can. If not enjoy the chaos! Sorry about the technical difficulties, hope it's still a good episode! https://youtu.be/9YVcMEvKqfA Join t...
Case File 246 with Jeremy Montez
February 02, 2022 14:45 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBDon't steal this podcast, because Jeremy Montez is on it this week and we want you to listen and also give us the credit we deserve for having originally done it. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we're talking sexy M&Ms and the people that want to frick them, Peter Dinklage kicking Snow White in the shins, and we finally arrest Jimmy Fallon for his NFTs and throw away the key. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord...
Case File 245 with Mimiyori
January 25, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBWhen imposter is sus, we have on the creator of Among Us Girl herself, Mimiyori, on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow her on Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, and everywhere else Amogus is. Whatever that means. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Mimiyori helps us figure out who's imposter amongus by scrapping the terrible Elmo sketch on SNL, scamming crypto bros out of $3 million, and cancelling Jordan Peterson. Finally, I don't have to listen to him sing about rain...
Case File 244 with Doejenggles
January 18, 2022 17:52 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBWe get real, we get weird, and we get sick. This week we're joined this week by Doejenggles of the podcast Real Weird Sickos and Doejenggles: the YouTube channel! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Not all podcasters wear capes. Well, some do apparently. I guess there’s superhero podcasts now? The MyPillow guy has information that will put the entire country in jail, and the Oscars will have a host? Wow! So consumerpunk. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patre...
Case File 243 with R.L. Cruz of American Nerds
January 11, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 47.3 MBHere to drink PBR and eat ass and we're all out of PBR, R.L. Cruz of the American Nerds podcast joins us this week for a fresh and clean episode of Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we take down copyright law, internet cynicism, calling fictional movies documentaries, compare drinking PBR to eating ass, shop at Metaverse Walmart, and finally put an end to the ridiculous Nirvana "Nevermind" lawsuit. You know which one. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Sup...
Case File 242 with Max of SBN3
January 04, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBThis week the CDC made us have on Max from SBN3, SoBroRadio, and Class of 09 for an episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week the CDC says that everyone that works at DoorDash has to deliver food, Lindsay Ellis has to stop being a person, and NFTs have to have a tv show on Apple TV. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Comm...
Case File 241 with Drink a Beer and Play a Game
December 21, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBDrink a Beer and Play a Game is BACK on the show where we drink a malört and record a podcast. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we start a petition to end all petitions, unhitch the trailer for I guess movie and video game trailers, ban prominent twitch streamers for using the word cr*cker, and bring Stan Lee back from the dead to shill NFTs. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops s...
Case File 240 with Ken Bone
December 14, 2021 20:45 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBThe Bone is back. Ken Bone returns to Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes After listening back to our very first episode recently, and realizing that Ken Bone was our VERY first topic on the show- you know we had to do it to em, we had to have Ken Bone back! And if you like this episode, as Ken requested, please consider donating to the St. Patrick Center which helps shelter the homeless and those in need. Moving on to far, far less important topics: Grimes wrote a brea...
Case File 239 with Jab50Yen
December 07, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBThis week, Jab50Yen of Funny Rave, Youtube Thumbnails, Community Manager of The Living Tombstone, as well as Twitter, Youtube, and Bandcamp, joins the Thought Cops for a fresh winter episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we get "At" Jack Dorsey to resign from Twitter, invest money we would've spent on a house on a new NFT cartoon, kill each other over a couple bucks in Mr. Beast's Squid Game, and get Chris Cuomo whacked from his job at CNN. Marone! Join the Thought ...
Case File 238 with Case File 1
November 30, 2021 12:00 - 2 hours - 104 MBWe go where no podcast has gone before (probably): back, to the past. That's right folks, we're listening to our very first episode, grinning and bearing our way through it, with lots of commentary and laughs along the way. This one's gonna be a liiiittle bit different, methinks! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes February 2017: The Year Of Our Lord. Donald Trump had just entered the white house, people were punching nazis, Ken Bone had entered the scene, and Thought Cops Begins. Pre...
Case File 237 with Zwick
November 23, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 112 MBZwick is back on the show, so, apologies ahead of time. Hey look, we're all wearing visors. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, just like the Queen, we enter a new phase. Phase 2. Also, Brass Against pisses directly onto a fan, the Staples Center becomes the Cash 4 Gold Arena, and Sesame Street is disinvited from CPAC. Not again! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies,...
Case File 236 with Lakembra
November 16, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBG'day, this week Lakembra from the Hard Men Working Hard joins us for another fantastic episode of Thought Cops Down Under. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Youtube takes away thumbs downing videos, U.S. Representative Paul Gosar posts cringe, and Ted Cruz fights with Big Bird to see who has a bigger hand up their ass. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, sticker...
Case File 235 with Doplex
November 09, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MBThis week Doplex of the First Podcast and the Beef Boys joins the Thought Cops to "accidentally" have our green squirtguns go off on your pet Lazy Lion. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we uncover the internet's plot to destroy Chris Pratt's reputation after he's been cast as the new voice of Garfield. He's doing everything he can to keep that from happening. We also dive deeper into the world of NFTs. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Joi...
Case File 234 with Alex and Jenni of Be Nice to Me Productions
November 03, 2021 03:40 - 1 hour - 91.4 MBBe nice to them, Alex and Jenni of Be Nice To Me Productions join the boys for a new episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we quit via text for the whole world to see, dive further into Facebook's metaverse, and take climate change advice from a bunch of frickin' dinosaurs. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissio...
Case File 233 with Jonathan Shannon
October 26, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 72 MBTurn your volume up so it bothers your neighbors, Jonathan Shannon is on this week to help police these mean internet streets. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Bill Maher is trending again for who cares, a teacher does an insane racist dance to teach kids math, Harambe is back again and it's about time too, TikTok is giving teenagers tics, and Facebook is reinventing VRChat by creating a "metaverse." Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join...
Case File 232 with Niko
October 19, 2021 20:52 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBEveryone's favorite neighborhood Goth is back, Niko joins us for a new episode in Neochicago. Make sure to listen to DarkSyde Jills. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we find out who the zodiac killer is, help answer Demi Lovato's call to the PC Police when people refer to Extra Terrestrials as "Aliens," give a binky to a Barstool Sports guy at a White Sox game, and turn Superman gay. Apparently he wasn't already. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on ...
Case File 231 with Slime da Garbage Mane
October 12, 2021 14:08 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBIt's garbage day (we've probably made this joke already) as Slime da Garbage Mane returns once again to our fine program! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we almost lost facebook and instagram- kinda? Or not really? Who the fuck knows. We do a deep and dangerous dive into the whole NFT thing and "Lazy Lions" because it's the responsible thing to do. #ROAR We have an update on the Nirvana baby story as Dave Grohl announces they are changing the album art nearly 30 years l...
Case File 230 with Anders Lee of Pod America
October 05, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBIt's not Pod Bless America, it's Anders Lee from Pod Damn America, this week on Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week Anders helps us bid on Lindsay Lohan's Furry NFT, helps Senator Blumenthal put an end to finsta, helps Kyrsten Sinema girlboss too close to the sun, and we accidentally teach him who Nikocado Avocado is. Sorry Anders. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops s...
Case File 229 with Adam Gilbert
September 29, 2021 03:59 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBThis week Adam Gilbert joins us for an episode at the Thought Cops Exchange: in NeoChicago. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we talk with A̶l̶b̶u̶m̶ Adam about opening for Doug Stanhope, getting vaccinated thanks to Stewie Griffin, and casting for the Mario movie. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Le...
Case File 228 with Sleepscience
September 14, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBJosh, Also Known As Sleepscience, finally joins us on an episode of the main show that isn't hidden behind a paywall! He's also helped us at numerous points with our videos, live shows, and streams. Make sure to check out his other podcasts like Untwisted and Consoomer Reports. Who knows- you might hear some familiar faces! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we celebrate the 20th anniversary of "Edgemas", known to some as September 11th, and take a trip down memory lane. St...
Case File 227
September 07, 2021 17:47 - 1 hour - 52 MBUpdated and upgraded, this week we're introducing Thought Cops version 3.0 with a new studio and a new outlook. Featuring no guest this week, just the boys in blue, classic edition. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we regroup and refocus the show in the new studio, and hey check out this view. We finally arrest James Corden, and hate on closed captions and internet personas for two minutes. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thoug...
Case File 226 LIVE with Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman
August 31, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MBPodzooky's own Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman join us on-stage for a live show at the Lincoln Lodge! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/rVakhimKRrU Field Notes Some real good stories this week. Well, that depends on your definition of good, and your preferred level of irony. Following the rush of Smash Bros-style videogame crossovers, none other than Martin Luther King Jr comes to Fortnite in the form of a playable historical event. The Nirvana baby (now Nirvana adult) is su...
Case File 225 with Merritt K
August 24, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBWe enter K-Hole with Merritt K of Fanbyte this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we are definitely being spied on by our Amazon Echo device that we voluntarily keep in the room with us. We apply some much-needed soyface cleaning lotion to tiktok for trying to lecture us on numerous, meaningless topics. OnlyFans policies get severely restricted as they crack down on sexually explicit content, the very thing that built the platform, and Danny DeVito loses his blue chec...
Case File 224 with DJ Douggpound
August 17, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBDoug Lussenhop AKA DJ Douggpound joins the Thought Cops for an exciting new "jestermaxxed" episode this week! We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/Ub9WuJje_1A Field Notes Doug helps the boys Un-Italian Anthony Cuomo, bathe all the filthy, unwashed celebrities, learn what jestermaxxing is, and talk twitter avatars and late term irony poisoning. Join the Thought Cops Deputy...
Case File 223 with Andrew Shankland
August 10, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBAndrew Shankland is back this week for a fresh new episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/I3u86z1X3d0 Field Notes Here it is, your black pill of the day. This week the boys keep The Offspring separated, unruly Frontier airline passengers, and the newest chapter in the Chris-Chan book that we all had wished stayed closed. We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Pa...
Case File 222 with Kelgore Trout
August 04, 2021 18:59 - 1 hour - 93.2 MBWe are what we pretend to be, Kelgore Trout pretends to be an internet police with us this week on Thought Cops! Make sure to check out her Youtube channel! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/RzJUvlc1jhQ Field Notes This week, Kelgore joins the pretend cops to tackle Simone Biles Olympics discourse, the Chicago Party Aunt Netflix show, and Facebook Prayer groups. We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE! Join the ...
Case File 221 with Skylarky
July 27, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBSkylarky joins the boys for a colorful new episode of Thought Cops! Make sure to subscribe to her Twitch channel! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/OC-sFUWw1eo Field Notes This week, the Thought Cops and the trusty deputies tackle video game immortality, Ben and Jerry's doing internet terrorism, and Emilia Clark's awesome new comic book. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoo...
Case File 220 with Andrew Hilary
July 20, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 97.2 MBThis week Andrew Hilary of The Worst Week Yet podcast joins the boys in blue and trades in his ice cream scoop for a green squirt gun. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Ratio! This week we cover Twitter removing Fleets, the "Freedom Phone", and a new update on whether or not Chrissy Teigen is currently on Twitter. Spoiler alert: she's not. All that and more on this week's THOUGHT COPS! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! ...