Thought Cops
324 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 73 ratingsCleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to.
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The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Episodes
Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64
July 13, 2021 13:30 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBNow loading... Garrett Hunter returns to the show to talk about Mega64 going on tour, his collaboration with Slime da Garbage Mane, working on two huge Evangelion videos, and a whole hell of a lot more-- it's simply not to be missed. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we go in on pimple popping videos and the media franchise that has spawned from them. The NYPD is under fire for funneling their budget into a stranger-danger van, eating bread is tacky, and can someone check ...
Case File 218 with Ian Erickson
July 06, 2021 14:47 - 2 hours - 106 MBWhy's all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled-- everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we're all in "the studio" together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras and social media regrets. Football is gay, and so are couches. GETTR fails to get 'r done, and we wrap it all up by watching some videos of pa...
BONUS! Fire Bros – Book 21
June 29, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBWhat's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a breather after last week's live show, so have a taste of a little something different this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review four different pieces of media each m...
Case File 217 LIVE with Aaron Klopfer
June 22, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBNature has healed- Thought Cops live shows are back! Our dear friend Aaron Klopfer joins us on-stage at the Lincoln Lodge to discuss some of the most pressing matters on the internet. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Batman doesn’t eat pussy, Jeffrey Toobin returns to television after a rather vulnerable moment on a zoom call, someone proposes to their sweetie via skywriting and has to include a Joe Rogan meme, and “Men’s Guide To Shorts This Summer”? We’ll be the judge of that. Jo...
Case File 216 with Keeby of Epic Gamer Comic
June 08, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.6 MBKeeby, renouned author of Epic Gamer Comics joins us on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow him on Newgrounds and also maybe Youtube. https://youtu.be/8XaDBcMXqY8 Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, deputy Keeby helps us take on the video game rumormill, joke ruiners, and pandering corporations. We also toss cuffs on Paddington 2 for no longer being the greatest movie ever, millenials for not returning back to their shitty jobs, and whatever the fuck the Ellie KK...
Case File 215 with Niko of DarkSyde Jills
June 01, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBNiko from DarkSyde Jills joins us today for the first of many live video episodes of Thought Cops! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZmkhVPYZdk Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we use the long emoji squirtgun of the law against the Powerpuff Girls reboot script that was leaked, John Cena for calling Taiwan a country with Disney's fist up his ass, Kevin Spacey for his new film role as a pedophile hunter, and Eve Fartlow. If you're in the Chicago area on June 18th, we're...
Case 214 with Luke Flip of Podzooky
May 25, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBThis week we’re joined by Luke Flip of Podzooky for a fresh, hot, ready to serve Thought Cops episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Luke helps us book people who don’t understand humor online, the extra dudes on James Rolfe’s youtube channel, and also the entire City of Chicago’s clerk’s office for not keeping better databases. In addition to that we do cancel culture at The Guardian for saying that Shrek is bad and learn what satire is and how it relates to Joe Roga...
Case File 214 with Luke Flip of Podzooky
May 25, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBThis week we’re joined by Luke Flip of Podzooky for a fresh, hot, ready to serve Thought Cops episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Luke helps us book people who don’t understand humor online, the extra dudes on James Rolfe’s youtube channel, and also the entire City of Chicago’s clerk’s office for not keeping better databases. In addition to that we do cancel culture at The Guardian for saying that Shrek is bad and learn what satire is and how it relates to Joe Roga...
Case File 213 with AnimeSerbia
May 19, 2021 16:27 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBThis episode is hotter than a pack of Pokémon cards in a Target store- AnimeSerbia of KEMONOFRIENDZONE joins us once again! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes I am in the middle of carrying a podcast episode about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going? Like stealing candy from a baby? Pokémon cards are impossible to find anymore due to scalpers. The Mighty Might Bosstones releas...
Case File 212 with Bronwyn Isaac
May 11, 2021 19:32 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBYou're the Bron dot com now, dog. This week, Bronwyn Isaac of Bad Romance Podcast calls in for an episode of our f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ podcast. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We tried to do a video episode this week. It didn't work! But within the next few weeks there will be more and more of that. Until then, you get to auditorily witness our growing pains. Sorry for any technical diff...
Case File 211 with Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord
May 04, 2021 12:43 - 1 hour - 88.4 MBLights, camera, action: Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord from the Perfect Pitches podcast get deputized for an episode of Thought Cops. We were also on an episode of THEIR show too recently, so make sure to check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upVq7CA1x-Q Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we uncover the plot to replace Citizen Kane with Paddington 2 as the greatest movie of all time according to the greatest movie ranking website of all time. And we did nothing to stop...
Case File 210 with Cripp Daddy
April 27, 2021 05:08 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBCripp Daddy, aka Yung Cripp joins us this week for a delightful episode of Thought Cops to be enjoyed by all. You can follow him on Twitter, Youtube, Twitch, and catch him at a show he's performing at whenever this whole corona virus thing blows over. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Scroll down 20 more pages for the ACTUAL write-up. But anyway, this episode Yung Cripp helps us take down Disney Adults that hate wokeism, Ben Shapiro bringing his own wood to Home Depot, and showers....
Case File 209 with Bruce Kesselring
April 20, 2021 13:29 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBComedian Bruce Kesselring is back again, and it's about time too. And this time, things get even CRAZIER on this episode of Thought Cops! Would you believe it, folks. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, people STILL don't know how to google things, but at least everyone understands the assignment. This week's assignment? Locate the Mayor of Twitter, Chrissy Teigen. Success! She's back on Twitter after 3 weeks and looking to find 13 million of her closest friends. Speaking ...
Case File 208 with Big Time Garbage
April 13, 2021 16:55 - 1 hour - 95 MBBrett Mercer, Blain Hill, and Bart Dangus of Big Time Garbage bring the heat in this beefy barn-burner of an episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Release the Podas cut- we talk at length about lengthy movies and the discussion around them. Bigger is always better? According to some parts of film twitter: yes. We talk about the weird cult of personality that is the stand-up comedy scene (especially in the last year of COVID times), and too many people are talk-singing online as...
Case File 207 with Zack (Yoloswagstudios) and Daphne of Sissy Hypno Hour
April 08, 2021 04:17 - 2 hours - 103 MBZack from Yolo Swag Studios and Sissy Hypno Hour and also Daphne from Sissy Hypno Hour join us for a fresh new episode this week! Don't forget to support em on Patreon! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Starting out the episode, we get our beef before our potatoes in when we find out that Prager U is doing plagiarism against us but worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq_L_U9tOww April Fools, that's not plagiarism. It's just bad. This week, we nearly had ourselves a white boy s...
Case File 206 with Leslie Lee III
March 29, 2021 19:31 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBThought Cops' main character of the day Leslie Lee III of the podcast Struggle Session returns! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Is "cancel culture" the new "red scare"? Is Amazon's 'News Bot' reason to praise our future robot overlords? How does one become "twitter's main character of the day"? All these questions and more will be answered on this very episode. Speaking of characters, we do a deep dive on the shrimp tail cereal guy. Don't know who that is? Too bad, you're going t...
Case File 205 with Martin Felshman
March 24, 2021 15:16 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBJoining us for the threepeat, Martin Felshman returns to Thought Cops! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes It's been one year since the Land Beforetimes, so give yourselves a clap on the back! Our current sitting president may or may not be a Fortnite DLC character in the flesh. Bill Burr discourse proves to be a banal topic and this will be the last time we discuss it on THIS program...
Case File 204 with Greg
March 17, 2021 16:14 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBInternational man of mystery Greg joins us this week for another episode of Thought Cops, the spiritual successor to Film Dungeon. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Women belong on the mic. If they want to, of course. Yet only 20% of podcasters are women. We're on a mission to- Yeah yeah, you get it. Space Jam discourse continues into yet another week. Papa John emerges from the hyperbolic time chamber and discusses the rigid training regimen that he's gone through. Mumford and s...
Case File 203 with Witten
March 09, 2021 22:04 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBWitten returns to our ye ye ass podcast- yiff yiff! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We collectively lose our minds once again, but that's just the tip of the iceberg theory on this episode. Lola Bunny's cartoon womxn physique is under fire, we request a petition to let Ben Garrison reboot the Dr Seuss franchise, twitch fumbles the bag yet again, and a whole lot more. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, ...
Case File 202 with Charls Carroll
March 02, 2021 00:16 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBSee how deep the rabbit hole goes- Charls Carroll is back on the show this week with much mirth and revelry abound. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes No knowledge in this episode. Only lots and lots of wisdom. And laughs. And smiles. We put an end to New Types Of Guys. No more New Types Of Guys. Mr Potato head is genderless now in a cunning move by Big Potato (Hasbro). Or I guess he isn't anymore? Who cares. Biden's dog gets banned from twitter, and Metallica gets DMCA'd on twitch ...
Case File 201 with Sophia Smarandescu
February 23, 2021 21:50 - 1 hour - 125 MBWe're back! This week we're joined by Chicago comedian Sophia Smarandescu. You can follow her on Twitter, instagram, and Tiktok. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes No L's posted in this episode, only W's. Except for Gina Carano from The Mandalorian, who now has to work with Ben Shapiro on a movie. Also Rush Limbaugh died. Oops. Martin Scorsese also got cancelled for saying films have been getting worse (they have). And a tiktok star got Gorilla Glue stuck in her hair. God, what a dep...
Case File 200 Call-In Extravaganza with The Discord News Team
February 12, 2021 18:29 - 2 hours - 129 MBIt's finally here! The big one: Episode 200! We have a bunch of former guests and listeners call in for what's possibly the longest episode in Thought Cops history! Thanks to everyone who has contributed, listened, and supported us throughout the years! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes When we set out to start doing this podcast a little over four years ago, we never thought we'd have such an amazing community of people that supported us and our work. So the episode is our way of s...
Case File 199 with Joie Agliata
February 03, 2021 04:20 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBStocks are up- welcome back to another episode of your favorite financial advice podcast, Thought Cops! This week, Joie Agliata of Jump & Shoot Podcast joins us for a rip-roaring good time. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Ryan Reynolds made a dirty joke this week, and it is literally the only thing anyone can talk about. Well, aside from the internet crashing the stock market, I guess. Stonks!! Lol, just kidding around. You did it, Reddit. They made Mac & Cheese for ladies now (i...
Case File 198 with Aaron Klopfer
January 26, 2021 22:55 - 1 hour - 79.9 MBKlopfer Hardly Know'er, Aaron Klopfer joins us once again for another episode of Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes On this week's torture, I mean episode, we talk about a twitter thread about how the Avengers would respond to the Capitol Hill riot, learn the new sexist microagression men keep doing called mask-slipping, and finally reach a breaking point with the internet's new love-hate relationship with sea shanties. We're planning a big episode for the ...
Case File 197 with Shawn Chatfield of Mega64
January 20, 2021 15:44 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBPod's in his heaven, all's right with the world- Mega64's own Shawn Chatfield joins us today to talk about starring in their latest hit video Neon Genesis Evangelion In 5 Minutes (LIVE ACTION) (Sweded), as well as some of his favorite roles and moments over many years of content creation. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Home Alone 2 cast member Donald Trump is set to leave office this week, and fans are requesting that he be digitally removed from the movie, George Lucas style. Ta...
Case File 196 with Tristan A. Smith
January 13, 2021 07:11 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBWe're back! Chicago comedian Tristan A. Smith joins us this week, make sure to follow him on Twitter, Instagram, tiktok, and wherever else good content is available. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes THE RETURN. This week we have the Liam Peeson Pissspiracy, fake anti-piracy warnings, Donald Trump gets banned from the internet, and that's just the start of things. Kevin Spacey talks the internet down from suicide, Bean Dad is a thing in the news for nearly a full 24 hours before som...
BONUS! Fire Bros - Book 19
December 29, 2020 23:46 - 2 hours - 114 MBHappy after-holidays, everyone! Didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas or whatever? Well, here’s something else you didn’t ask for: a free episode of our spin-off show, Fire Bros! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review four different pieces of media each month. Who else ...
Case File 195 with Jade Benoit
December 23, 2020 01:04 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBClownin' around with us this week is Jade Benoit as we close out 2020, thus ushering in a new year in which everything will immediately be fixed. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We have a brand new episode of Fire Bros up for all of our lovely Patreon donors, where we decide whether to burn or save: Borat 2, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Run The Jewels 4, and The Boys season 2. So, uh, help your boys out and don't miss it? Lots of great stories this week folks, lotta good stuff. You...
Case File 194 with Jack Allison
December 15, 2020 04:59 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBJack Allison is Back Allison this week. That's right, the host of Struggle Session is here once again to talk about getting Grinch-pilled, dunking on idiots on twitter, and so much more. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We have a brand new episode of Fire Bros up for all of our lovely Patreon donors, where we decide whether to burn or save: Borat 2, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Run The Jewels 4, and The Boys season 2. So, uh, help your boys out and don't miss it? Grant talks about a re...
Case File 193 with Slime Da Garbage Mane
December 08, 2020 20:52 - 1 hour - 106 MBBack for the threepeat, Slime Da Garbage Mane is here! Check out his social media, his music, and his newest video! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales going on at the Teespring Store. This episode exists. But this person might not. Good thing that mf doesn't. Speaking of mf's, Hitler is once again back in the news. I thought we'd gotten rid of him! Speaking of getting rid of people, this episode we send Casey Neistat back i...
Case File 192 with Lowres Wunderbread
December 02, 2020 00:55 - 1 hour - 54.9 MBBack again and it's about time too, Lowres Wunderbread is on Thought Cops! Check out his website, Facebook, Patreon, and everything else. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales going on at the Teespring Store. We have a new culture war this week, because the war on Christmas wasn't enough of a dumb thing to fight over. Speaking of dumb things, Van Morrison teamed up with Eric Clapton to make another dumb lockdown song. A new te...
Case File 191 with Berries n' Cream
November 24, 2020 20:48 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBDon't let your memes be dreams, Berries n' Cream joins the scene for a new Thought Cops, uh, episode! Check out her Instagram and Youtube channel, where you can listen to Gorl Talk. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Black Friday/Cyber Monday is coming up, why not drop by the Thought Cops Merch Store and pick something up for you or a loved one? Or even just a liked one. Busy week this week on the Thought Cops radar. Twitter rolls out Fleets, which end up clogging the toilet of the ...
Case File 190 with Ken Bone
November 16, 2020 18:49 - 1 hour - 85.6 MBBad to the... "Ken" Bone? Yes, it's true, Ken Bone is on this episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Gather up your mutuals and turn this episode up to 11, because this one's a barn-burner. We do our best to understand the phenomenon known simply as the Sock Puppet Saga that happened this week. GameStop continues to have a great reputation in the public eye by offering additional labor hours to employees that will dance for them. Literally. By government mandate, we are requir...
Case File 189: Thought Cops (2010)
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Case File 188 with Cameron Gillette
November 03, 2020 15:29 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBComedian Cameron Gillette drops by the show to talk about his new comedy album, The Best Set I Will Ever Have, which is currently climbing up the charts on iTunes! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Food is food, and meals are fluid. No, I'm not talking about what you threw in your vitamix this morning, I am dismantling the brunch debate. A new Borat movie released this week, and Kazakhstan said very nice. Kim Kardashian found a new way to embrace the "new normal", by simply renting ...
Case File 187 with Wes Beach
October 26, 2020 22:43 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBWhy go to therapy when you have Thought Cops? Wes Beach joins us this week. Check out his YouTube channel for viral vidz that will certainly suit your content-related needs. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes https://youtu.be/7gfDyhJw8GU Rest in Peace Quibi. Well, now that that's out of the way: Fuck Quibi. Jeffrey Toobin of the New Yorker rose to fame this week for playing with his Toob on a conference call. That's GOTTA hurt! The creative director for a console that no one plays ...
Case File 186 with Anime Serbia of Kemonofriendzone
October 19, 2020 21:34 - 1 hour - 107 MBHow did it start? Well, let me tell you how it's going, Kemonofriendzone's very own Anime Serbia joins Thought Cops this week to do what we do best and complain about what happened this week on Twitter. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes There's a new Reeducationing video out, make sure to watch it, share it, and subscribe. https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month! ...
Case File 185 with Jake Flores
October 13, 2020 02:53 - 1 hour - 105 MBOk boners, step down off the fence and check out Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad on this week's episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes There's a new Reeducationing video, out by the time this episode goes out! Make sure to like comment and subscribe! And not just In Minecraft! https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month! This week,...
Case File 184 with Nick Lauer
October 07, 2020 03:42 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBJoining us this week, storyboard artist extraordinaire Nick Lauer dons a girly Thought Cops™ squirtgun emoji and helps us squirt Malort at Twitter. Or whatever it is we do on this show. Make sure to follow him on twitter, and also instagram. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe. https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0 Check out Officer Grant's call in to the Asterios Showkkinos: h...
Case File 183 with Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard
September 30, 2020 18:40 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBReturning friend of the show Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard joins us this week for a fresh exciting episode of Thinking Detectives. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe. https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0 Also check out our appearance on Drink Beer and Play a Game's Power Hour Podcast: https://youtu.be/9M0MYrLpgjU We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the fee...
Case File 182 with Matt Nisbet of Not For Human Consumption
September 24, 2020 18:32 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBMatt Nisbet, Not For Human Consumption Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or [email protected]
Case File 181 with Alex Ptak
September 15, 2020 19:28 - 1 hour - 115 MBThis week on the podcast, television's very own Alex Ptak of Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super joins us to balance the scales of internet justice. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Thanks to everyone who has subscribed to our Twitch Channel, we've recently just hit our first payout! If you have Amazon prime you can subscribe for free! This week, we revisit "the line", do an essay on why there are too many video essays on youtube, and take down video game tutorials. A lot of goo...
Case File 180 with Donni Saphire
August 31, 2020 21:39 - 1 hour - 61 MBThis week, Donni Saphire, Chicago comedian extraordinaire, joins the Thought Cops to deep dish out some Chicago-style justice. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, one of our listeners learns the hard way what happens when you cheat at a participation contest. You'll want to find out what happens. We also fight our way through some tumultuous technical difficulties to bring you a steaming hot fresh new episode where we take down "men" and their "red flag movies," as well as...
Case File 179 with Max Shanker
August 25, 2020 00:16 - 1 hour - 56 MBNever fear, this week Chicago comedian Max Shanker is here. It's been a while. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Chicagoplainers and Californiaplainers alike won't like this episode, but I hope you all do. This week Max helps us segregate video games by gender, get weird at the DNC, help Marge Simpson delve into the exciting world of politics, and keep the empty nests a little bit warmer by keeping men at home with their parents for a little bit longer. Donate to THIS LINK to help ...
Case File 178 with DavePretendo
August 17, 2020 12:25 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBSephirothSword57's brother DavePretendo returns to talk about all the baka bullshit on the internet this week, as well as a lot of gossip surrounding his brother recently. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you've played a video game before, chances are, you've fought a giant spider. Thanks to the new spider slider, giant spiders in video games may be a thing of the past with this latest Accessibility Option. Ben Shapiro releases a banger this week as he covers Cardi B's WAP (Wet...
Case File 177 with Sarah Black
August 11, 2020 21:27 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBWould you and your friends listen to this podcast for $10,000? Sarah Black of Please Save Me saves the show this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Family members giving you unsolicited advice on your content? Yeah, we've all been there. Lunchables for adults became a subject of hot debate this week. Disney Channel's Boy Meets World reboot is anti-commonism, and apparently Ren and Stimpy are coming back. The 90s never end, do they? Make sure to subscribe to twitch.tv/thoughtc...
Case File 176 with Ari Grabb and Asterios Kokkinos of Bento Banana 3
August 06, 2020 23:07 - 1 hour - 90.3 MBSet your Mochiflix membership level to Platinum, because this week on the show we have Ari Grabb, creator of Bento Banana returning to promote the newest installment in the saga. Also, former guest and friend of the show Asterios Kokkinos of The Loudest Podcast does some voice acting in Bento Banana 3, and is here to promote Family Matters. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMxXvDs0Xxo Make sure to look for the Thought Cops Easter Egg in the newest B...
Case File 175 with Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness
July 28, 2020 12:49 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBThis you? Kris Wilson, co-creator of Cyanide & Happiness returns to the program in full force this week. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes The hottest new game, Gamer Girl, had it's trailer pulled from the publisher's website this week after 'disastrous reception'. Can't imagine why. Thankfully someone re-uploaded it here. Amidst decades of criticism, The Washington Redskins finally change their name to the Washington Football Team. DJ Joey Gamerword decides his stagename mig...
Case File 174 with Ian Erickson
July 22, 2020 23:08 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBNow stepping up to the plate, Ian Erickson of Punching Up is back on Thought Cops for round two. Frick, now I'm confusing my sports metaphors. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We start the episode by cutting into each other, and it turns out that we were all cake. The whole time. Overrated joke, sure, but if we have to keep dredging on throughout this stupid ass culture war go ahead and stick our heads in the oven, because fuck it. This week we have an update on the Harper's "Canc...
Case File 173 with Brandon Kirkman
July 15, 2020 19:31 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBClean your pipes and flush as loudly as you can, on the show this week we have Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Light up the biggest weed you can and smash that play button, because we're cancelling culture and fucking memes over here. Brandon assists us in getting the CAREN Act passed, taking down toxic masculinity one giant city skyscraper at a time, flipping th...