Therapy Gecko
335 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 862 ratingsAn unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Episodes
“I’M BLIND AND MISS LOOKING AT BOOBS”
July 17, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBA caller talks about the cons and pros of being blind since he was 15. Afterwards a caller tries not to text their ex and a final caller explains why she would never date a ginger man, despite being a ginger herself. It is time to make out with Harrison Ford. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyl...
“MY ONLINE GF STOOD ME UP”
July 14, 2024 14:00 - 59 minutes - 55 MBA caller flies to Finland to meet the love of his life, she is nowhere to be found. Then a caller’s mom walks in on him flashing his asshole to a webcam, we unpack it all. Is this safe to eat? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Foll...
“I HOOKED UP WITH MY STRAIGHT FRIEND”
July 10, 2024 14:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBA caller talks about hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed. Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge, a caller struggles with having too much sex, a caller debates his relationship, and a final caller wonders if his nose infection is from eating pussy or a new drug he just snorted. See you at the big game. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.c...
“I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF”
July 07, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBA caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him. Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk. The bridge is burning. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ...
“CREMATING DOGS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP”
July 03, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBA caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories. Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years and a final caller tries to drop everything to become an Alaskan chef. If you listen closely the sun is screaming. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supe...
“I LEFT THE MENNONITE COMMUNITY”
June 30, 2024 14:00 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBA caller talks about leaving the Mennonite community and navigating 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and a kid. Then a final caller reveals to me and his girlfriend just how much money he has spent on skins in League of Legends. How the hell do you open a coconut? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ev...
“OUTER SPACE HAS RUINED MY LIFE”
June 26, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBAn “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos. Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-bikes and his bathroom, a caller shares how medically approved ketamine therapy changed his life, and a final caller tells me how this podcast inspired him to join the Pokemon card community. Can I use your pool? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.c...
“I WALKED ACROSS THE BORDER”
June 23, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBA caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home. Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final caller tries to move to Australia after surviving cancer. Look away. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagra...
“I LIVE IN IOWA”
June 19, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBA janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing. Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want. I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUP...
“I AM KIND OF BEING STALKED”
June 16, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBA caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill. Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they rejected a viral art career and a final caller attempts to navigate office small talk. I hope you can make it to the cook out. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM:...
“I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS”
June 12, 2024 14:00 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MBConversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked. It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23) Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are...
“I LEFT MY GF TO PLAY FORTNITE”
June 09, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBWe talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games. Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils. It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever...
“DID JAIL MAKE MY DAD RACIST?”
June 05, 2024 14:00 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBA caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years. Then a caller tries to avoid being guilt tripped by an ex-girlfriend and a retired soldier explains why he hasn’t left his house for the last month. I curse the sun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGEND...
“PCP TURNED MY LIFE AROUND”
June 02, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBA caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?). Afterwards a pizza guy ponders his mortality with me and a casino janitor chats about her hesitations regarding her new rich boyfriend. We have a winner. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygec...
“I’M FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING MY BF"
May 29, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBA caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she tried to poison her. Later I talk to a chef about an illegal restaurant he’s running and a final caller struggles to navigate his newly formed polyamorous relationship. Paint the walls of your house green. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SU...
“I STOLE HER FAMILY PHOTOS”
May 26, 2024 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBA caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos. Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller confronts her underwhelming feelings after finally losing her virginity at 24. Try to do at least one back flip today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygec...
“I WAS SCAMMED BY CAMGIRLS”
May 22, 2024 14:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MBA caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA. Afterwards a caller reveals why they feel so paralyzed in their relationship of 8 years. It sounds nice to be a bird. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS F...
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May 20, 2024 14:34 - 3 minutes - 2.51 MBget tickets at www.therapygeckotour.com 5/28 NASHVILLE TN 5/29 HUNTSVILLE AL 5/30 CHICAGO IL (early show sold out, late show added) 5/31 MILWAUKEE WI 6/1 DETROIT MI 6/1 DETROIT MI REPTILE RAVE AFTERPARTY 6/2 GRAND RAPIDS MI 6/5 SAN JOSE CA 6/6 SAN FRANCISCO CA 6/7 PORTLAND OR (early show sold out, late show added) 6/9 SEATTLE WA 9/6 NEW YORK CITY 9/11 PHILADELPHIA PA 9/12 WASHINGTON DC 9/19 AUSTIN TX 9/21 HOUSTON TX 9/22 DALLAS TX 9/24 GREENVILLE SC 9/25 CHARLOTTE NC 9/26 GREENSBORO NC 9/28...
“IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET”
May 19, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBA caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it. Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what abruptly ended their situationship, and a final caller seeks advice on how to be less problematic. I sometimes wonder what scooby doo would taste like if you cooked and ate him. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: ...
“THE NAVY RUINED ME”
May 15, 2024 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBA caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia. Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant. There is always a catch. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKO...
“I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP”
May 12, 2024 14:00 - 49 minutes - 45.9 MBAfter turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth. Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place. It is a nice day out. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/...
“I HATE MY BABY”
May 08, 2024 14:00 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBA new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby. Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date. I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS ...
“SHOULD I DATE A FELON?”
May 05, 2024 14:00 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBA caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder. Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk. It is now your turn. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HE...
“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”
May 01, 2024 14:00 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBA caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAI...
“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS”
April 28, 2024 14:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBA caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother. One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking...
“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER”
April 24, 2024 14:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBA guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life. Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with. I like your haircut. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLL...
“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS”
April 21, 2024 14:00 - 49 minutes - 46.1 MBA woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD...
“I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN”
April 17, 2024 14:00 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBA caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.superca...
“I AM A PROPHET”
April 14, 2024 14:00 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBA caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses. Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs. Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET...
“METH AND CROSS DRESSING”
April 10, 2024 14:00 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBA caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM...
“I MARRIED A STRANGER”
April 07, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBA caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME O...
“I LOST MY BEST FRIEND”
April 03, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBContent warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart. A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport. The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FO...
IN THE BASEMENT
March 31, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBA caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum. The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4eve...
“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”
March 27, 2024 14:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBA stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails. Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz. Watch the full park video here. Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapy...
ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF
March 24, 2024 14:00 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBA caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts. Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE...
THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT
March 20, 2024 14:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBA caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life. Then a final caller questions if their high standards are healthy or if they’re the foundation of their loneliness. DM me on Instagram (@Lyle4ever) a drawing you did. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko....
THE PEPSI QUEST
March 17, 2024 14:00 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBA caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad. Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling. Then a final caller shares how difficult it is to be social after a heavy break up. Wasps are back. Be careful. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.c...
THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS
March 13, 2024 14:00 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBA caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon. Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme. Don’t rush. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercas...
“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”
March 10, 2024 14:00 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MBA caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance. Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood. How did you do that? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKO...
“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”
March 06, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBA caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop. Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch streamer tries to find happiness, and a final caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE ...
“I BLEW OFF MY HAND”
March 03, 2024 15:00 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBA caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams. I hope the waiter will take our order someday. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAI...
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT”
February 28, 2024 15:00 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBA caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships. Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia. Turn around. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagra...
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBIT”
February 28, 2024 15:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBA caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships. Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia. Turn around. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: i...
THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND
February 25, 2024 15:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBA caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun? Can I claim crickets on my taxes? I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notifi...
“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”
February 21, 2024 15:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBA caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better. Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex. Do some dilly-dallying today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGEND...
DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
February 18, 2024 15:00 - 2 hours - 121 MBI am joined by Doja Cat to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Topics include emotional unavailability, conquering death, attracting dominant women, anal infections, astrology, rhino sex, peeing in the shower, and more. Doja Cat is a Grammy winning rapper and musician and one of the biggest commercial recording artists of the 2020s. In 2023 she was listed as one of TIME magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience ...
“I MAY GET DEPORTED”
February 14, 2024 15:00 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBAn undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation. Later a woman from Germany speaks on having facial hair induced by a medical condition, and a final caller meditates on whether or not he’s a sex addict. Roll a 9 or higher to have a good day. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: the...
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”
February 11, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBAfter a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid. Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits. Time to look out the window. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com ...
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”
February 07, 2024 15:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBA caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school. Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.s...
“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”
February 04, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBA caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around. Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend. Color within the lines. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com ...