A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him.

Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk.

The bridge is burning. I am a gecko.


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