Therapy Gecko
306 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★★ - 810 ratingsAn unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Episodes
“METH AND CROSS DRESSING”
April 10, 2024 14:00 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBA caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GE...
“I MARRIED A STRANGER”
April 07, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBA caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLL...
“I LOST MY BEST FRIEND”
April 03, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBContent warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart. A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport. The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast....
IN THE BASEMENT
March 31, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBA caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum. The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/l...
“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”
March 27, 2024 14:00 - 52 minutes - 48 MBA stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails. Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz. Watch the full park video here. Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: ...
ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF
March 24, 2024 14:00 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBA caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts. Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKI...
THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT
March 20, 2024 14:00 - 52 minutes - 48 MBA caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life. Then a final caller questions if their high standards are healthy or if they’re the foundation of their loneliness. DM me on Instagram (@Lyle4ever) a drawing you did. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therap...
THE PEPSI QUEST
March 17, 2024 14:00 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBA caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad. Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling. Then a final caller shares how difficult it is to be social after a heavy break up. Wasps are back. Be careful. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: inst...
THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS
March 13, 2024 14:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBA caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon. Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme. Don’t rush. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.s...
“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”
March 10, 2024 14:00 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MBA caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance. Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood. How did you do that? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME O...
“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”
March 06, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBA caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop. Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch streamer tries to find happiness, and a final caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPO...
“I BLEW OFF MY HAND”
March 03, 2024 15:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBA caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams. I hope the waiter will take our order someday. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEI...
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBIT”
February 28, 2024 15:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBA caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships. Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia. Turn around. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: i...
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT”
February 28, 2024 15:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBA caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships. Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia. Turn around. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: i...
THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND
February 25, 2024 15:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBA caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun? Can I claim crickets on my taxes? I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a...
“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”
February 21, 2024 15:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBA caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better. Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex. Do some dilly-dallying today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZAR...
DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
February 18, 2024 15:00 - 2 hours - 121 MBI am joined by Doja Cat to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Topics include emotional unavailability, conquering death, attracting dominant women, anal infections, astrology, rhino sex, peeing in the shower, and more. Doja Cat is a Grammy winning rapper and musician and one of the biggest commercial recording artists of the 2020s. In 2023 she was listed as one of TIME magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience ...
“I MAY GET DEPORTED”
February 14, 2024 15:00 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBAn undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation. Later a woman from Germany speaks on having facial hair induced by a medical condition, and a final caller meditates on whether or not he’s a sex addict. Roll a 9 or higher to have a good day. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGEN...
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”
February 11, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBAfter a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid. Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits. Time to look out the window. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotou...
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”
February 07, 2024 15:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBA caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school. Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapy...
“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”
February 04, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBA caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around. Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend. Color within the lines. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercas...
“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”
January 31, 2024 15:00 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBA Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners. Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage. Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therap...
“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS”
January 28, 2024 15:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MBA caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success. Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose????? The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygeck...
I AM GOING BACK ON TOUR! Get tix @ therapygeckotour.com
January 26, 2024 15:00 - 3 minutes - 2.26 MBhttps://therapygeckotour.com/ 3/3 PHOENIX AZ 3/5 LOUISVILLE KY 3/6 ST. LOUIS MO 3/13 ORLANDO FL 3/14 TAMPA FL 3/15 BOSTON MA 3/27 DENVER CO 4/2 SYRACUSE NY 4/3 ALBANY NY 4/4 HARTFORD CT 4/24 LAS VEGAS NV 4/25 SALT LAKE CITY UT 5/9 MIAMI FL 5/28 NASHVILLE TN 5/29 HUNTSVILLE AL 5/30 CHICAGO IL 5/31 MILWAUKEE WI 6/1 DETROIT MI 6/5 SAN JOSE CA 6/6 SAN FRANCISCO CA 6/7 PORTLAND OR if you don't see your city on here please go to the link anyway and RSVP with your phone number...
THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY
January 24, 2024 15:00 - 53 minutes - 49 MBA caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger. Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer. The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapy...
“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”
January 21, 2024 15:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBA caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex. Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father. Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the unive...
“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT”
January 17, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBA flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex. Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic encounter he had with the previous tenant of his current apartment, a caller shares their thoughts after surviving a fiery car accident, and a final caller tries to shake up their life. I hope you enjoy the movie. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygecko...
“I AM A BRONY”
January 14, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBA deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan. Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tries to have a conversation about growing weed while I battle a roach in my hotel. I did kill the roach. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.superc...
“I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE”
January 10, 2024 15:00 - 58 minutes - 54.1 MBA caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes. Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows. Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckot...
“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”
January 07, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBA caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself. Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record. Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship. Time to look out the w...
“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS”
January 03, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBA caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods. Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US. I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the univers...
"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN"
December 31, 2023 15:00 - 58 minutes - 54 MBA caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation. Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes. I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko l...
“DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?”
December 27, 2023 15:00 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBA caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone. Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival) https://w...
“MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID”
December 24, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBA caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate. Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile ...
“I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF”
December 20, 2023 15:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBA caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy. Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job. Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesting. Check out the entire Australian beach video here: https://youtu.be/ut7j20hrNMU It feels ...
TOOTHBRUSH MURDER MYSTERY
December 17, 2023 15:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBA caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale. Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spirit airlines (they did not pay me to say that) and a final caller opens up about seeing themselves in 3rd person and trying to feel comfortable in their own skin. You’ll get there. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE...
“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER”
December 13, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBA caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now. Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows. I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPO...
“I PARTY IN THE SEWER”
December 10, 2023 15:00 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBA former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish. Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult. I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGH...
THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE
December 06, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 55 MBA caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI. Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister. I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT...
“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”
December 03, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBA janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job. Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com...
“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”
November 29, 2023 15:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBA caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options. Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old. Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT ...
TALES FROM THE TRAIL
November 26, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBA caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs. Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit. I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT ...
“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE”
November 22, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBA 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt. Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing. You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://ther...
“SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?”
November 19, 2023 15:00 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MBA caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine. Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger, and a final caller talks about why curing cancer is boring. I hope GTA 6 is good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZ...
“I AM A CUCK”
November 15, 2023 15:00 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MBAn active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like. Afterwards we hear from a famous internet critic and a recently hired railroader chats with me about his experience working on trains. There is nothing like taking a nap in jeans. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZ...
“I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION”
November 12, 2023 15:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBA caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business. Then a caller has hesitations about meeting a guy from the internet who’s coming to stay with her for the weekend, and in a full circle moment, that very guy calls in to speak about his perspective on meeting the previous caller. The Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse is 3,080 calories. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available...
“I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR”
November 08, 2023 15:00 - 58 minutes - 54 MBA caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is. Then we hear from a retired special forces operative trying to decide between staying with his family and pursuing his dream, and a final caller questions the difference between “hoarding” and “collecting” empty Mountain Dew bottles. Please don’t tap the glass of my terrarium. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Ge...
“I SLEEP WITH MY MOM”
November 05, 2023 15:00 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBA caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is better or worse than arranged marriages, balancing traditional family values with his own individuality, and more. It’s a great call. Then a caller tells me how jacking off to the smell of pot pie somehow resulted in a neuroscience career that has him giving mice HIV and curing it with weed. Can you spot me fare for the bus? I am a gecko. Tickets ...
“I’M DISABLED AND TERRITORIAL ABOUT IT”
November 01, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBA disabled caller describes his territorial attitude toward other people who are disabled. Should he befriend these doppelgängers or duel them? Afterwards a caller who personally worked for Paul Rudd tells us about some beef he has with him and a final caller realizes some flaws of the sex competition he’s having with his friends. Bury your phone in the dirt and see what grows. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE...
“MY EX IS PREGNANT”
October 29, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBA caller maintains a positive demeanor despite learning that his ex may be pregnant with his child. Later I talk to a caller about how we’ve both used AI as a therapist and the pros and cons of it, and caller tells me about the difficulties that come with being a touring saxophonist. I talk about the movie Soul a lot in that one. It’s a good movie. DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your Therapy Gecko costumes. Or your red power ranger costumes if you’re being that. I am a gecko. Tickets fo...