Therapy Gecko
335 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 862 ratingsAn unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”
January 31, 2024 15:00 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBA Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners. Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage. Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko....
“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS”
January 28, 2024 15:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBA caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success. Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose????? The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.super...
I AM GOING BACK ON TOUR! Get tix @ therapygeckotour.com
January 26, 2024 15:00 - 3 minutes - 2.26 MBhttps://therapygeckotour.com/ 3/3 PHOENIX AZ 3/5 LOUISVILLE KY 3/6 ST. LOUIS MO 3/13 ORLANDO FL 3/14 TAMPA FL 3/15 BOSTON MA 3/27 DENVER CO 4/2 SYRACUSE NY 4/3 ALBANY NY 4/4 HARTFORD CT 4/24 LAS VEGAS NV 4/25 SALT LAKE CITY UT 5/9 MIAMI FL 5/28 NASHVILLE TN 5/29 HUNTSVILLE AL 5/30 CHICAGO IL 5/31 MILWAUKEE WI 6/1 DETROIT MI 6/5 SAN JOSE CA 6/6 SAN FRANCISCO CA 6/7 PORTLAND OR if you don't see your city on here please go to the link anyway and RSVP with your phone number...
THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY
January 24, 2024 15:00 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBA caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger. Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer. The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckoto...
“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”
January 21, 2024 15:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBA caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex. Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father. Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the unive...
“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT”
January 17, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBA flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex. Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic encounter he had with the previous tenant of his current apartment, a caller shares their thoughts after surviving a fiery car accident, and a final caller tries to shake up their life. I hope you enjoy the movie. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.co...
“I AM A BRONY”
January 14, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBA deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan. Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tries to have a conversation about growing weed while I battle a roach in my hotel. I did kill the roach. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com...
“I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE”
January 10, 2024 15:00 - 58 minutes - 54.1 MBA caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes. Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows. Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com...
“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”
January 07, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBA caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself. Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record. Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship. Time to look out the w...
“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS”
January 03, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBA caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods. Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US. I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the univers...
"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN"
December 31, 2023 15:00 - 58 minutes - 54.1 MBA caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation. Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes. I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko l...
“DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?”
December 27, 2023 15:00 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBA caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone. Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival) https://w...
“MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID”
December 24, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBA caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate. Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile ...
“I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF”
December 20, 2023 15:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBA caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy. Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job. Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesting. Check out the entire Australian beach video here: https://youtu.be/ut7j20hrNMU It feels ...
TOOTHBRUSH MURDER MYSTERY
December 17, 2023 15:00 - 55 minutes - 51 MBA caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale. Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spirit airlines (they did not pay me to say that) and a final caller opens up about seeing themselves in 3rd person and trying to feel comfortable in their own skin. You’ll get there. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE...
“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER”
December 13, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBA caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now. Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows. I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE ...
“I PARTY IN THE SEWER”
December 10, 2023 15:00 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBA former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish. Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult. I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGH...
THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE
December 06, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBA caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI. Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister. I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LI...
“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”
December 03, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBA janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job. Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPO...
“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”
November 29, 2023 15:00 - 59 minutes - 55 MBA caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options. Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old. Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZ...
TALES FROM THE TRAIL
November 26, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBA caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs. Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit. I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZ...
“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE”
November 22, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBA 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt. Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing. You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeck...
“SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?”
November 19, 2023 15:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBA caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine. Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger, and a final caller talks about why curing cancer is boring. I hope GTA 6 is good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGE...
“I AM A CUCK”
November 15, 2023 15:00 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MBAn active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like. Afterwards we hear from a famous internet critic and a recently hired railroader chats with me about his experience working on trains. There is nothing like taking a nap in jeans. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGE...
“I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION”
November 12, 2023 15:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBA caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business. Then a caller has hesitations about meeting a guy from the internet who’s coming to stay with her for the weekend, and in a full circle moment, that very guy calls in to speak about his perspective on meeting the previous caller. The Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse is 3,080 calories. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available...
“I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR”
November 08, 2023 15:00 - 58 minutes - 54.1 MBA caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is. Then we hear from a retired special forces operative trying to decide between staying with his family and pursuing his dream, and a final caller questions the difference between “hoarding” and “collecting” empty Mountain Dew bottles. Please don’t tap the glass of my terrarium. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Ge...
“I SLEEP WITH MY MOM”
November 05, 2023 15:00 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBA caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is better or worse than arranged marriages, balancing traditional family values with his own individuality, and more. It’s a great call. Then a caller tells me how jacking off to the smell of pot pie somehow resulted in a neuroscience career that has him giving mice HIV and curing it with weed. Can you spot me fare for the bus? I am a gecko. Tickets ...
“I’M DISABLED AND TERRITORIAL ABOUT IT”
November 01, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBA disabled caller describes his territorial attitude toward other people who are disabled. Should he befriend these doppelgängers or duel them? Afterwards a caller who personally worked for Paul Rudd tells us about some beef he has with him and a final caller realizes some flaws of the sex competition he’s having with his friends. Bury your phone in the dirt and see what grows. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE...
“MY EX IS PREGNANT”
October 29, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBA caller maintains a positive demeanor despite learning that his ex may be pregnant with his child. Later I talk to a caller about how we’ve both used AI as a therapist and the pros and cons of it, and caller tells me about the difficulties that come with being a touring saxophonist. I talk about the movie Soul a lot in that one. It’s a good movie. DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your Therapy Gecko costumes. Or your red power ranger costumes if you’re being that. I am a gecko. Tickets fo...
“WE ARE FUCKED”
October 25, 2023 14:00 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBA caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to convince him to calm down and look at a tree. Then a caller tells me about her unorthodox childhood that involved her mom running an escort agency. The devil probably makes good deviled eggs. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE ...
“I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CO-WORKER”
October 22, 2023 14:00 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBA medical assistant calls in to figure out what to do about his intense attraction to his co-worker that he refers to as his “Work Wife”. Then a caller tells me how he’s eaten 1000 calories of Reese’s Cups every day for the last 12 years, and a final caller struggles with whether or not it was a good idea to tell her younger co-workers that aura readings are stupid. I like what you did with your hair today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now ...
“I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME”
October 18, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBI wake up a caller who was trying to sleep, and we discuss his fears that his friends might not actually like him and how to proceed moving forward. Then a caller tells me why his partner has been chewing his food and spitting it into his mouth for several years, plus learn about the couple’s journey to drug addiction recovery, and a final caller speaks on his dense past that inspired him to move across country and start a new life. Don’t pass out fruit this Halloween. I am a gecko. ...
ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
October 15, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBI am joined by comedian Eric Andre to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Eric is known for his hit comedy series “The Eric Andre Show” and has a new podcast called Bombing With Eric Andre on the iHeart network. We talk to a caller who’s entangled in a flakey romance, a Norwegian guy living in his mom’s basement, a truck driver who thinks I am very sad, an employee of the British government, and caller who we plan a historic dinner with. We also talked to each other about being Jewish...
“MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX”
October 11, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBA caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child. Then a caller talks about growing up adopted from China and how that influenced her desire to illustrate children’s books, and a final caller explains how they reached out to a caller from a different episode and now they both ride motorcycles together. Flip a coin if you can’t decide. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are av...
“I WENT TO PRISON AT 19”
October 08, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBA caller tells me how selling drugs for his father while he was a minor resulted in him spending time in a state prison, and how he’s been able to turn his life around and dedicate himself to being a father at 30. Afterwards I talk to a musician who questions if he gave up his childhood to become a rock star and a final caller debates the pros and cons of art school debt. Does this bug bite look infected? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now ar...
“I AM A SPEED DEMON”
October 04, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBA deaf man calls in to explain how boredom after sobriety has gotten him into driving his motorcycle dangerously fast down the highway. It was a really good call. I hope he finds something else to do. Then we transport to the streets outside a Burger King in Brisbane, Australia to talk to a person who is worried about spirits getting in their head and a very drunk guy who just got out of prison. I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today. I am a gecko. Full Brisbane video here. Tickets for ...
“THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE”
October 01, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBA guy calls in to talk about how certain conversational habits he’s fallen into are ruining his life. Then a caller questions if he smokes too much weed, a woman reveals the ongoing lie about her miracle baby, and a retired escort recalls on his many paid dates with older men. Can you validate my parking? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast....
“I HAVE ANGER ISSUES”
September 27, 2023 14:00 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBAfter telling me that the smallest things set off his short fuse, a caller and I try to figure out where his anger is stemming from. Afterwards I talk to a caller about their fear of the sun blowing up and everyone dying, a caller becomes exhausted while working with kids in need, and a final caller tells me about how she is tired of being pulled into her best friend’s relationship. Tag. You’re it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around th...
“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?”
September 24, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBA father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at. There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ...
“I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD”
September 20, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBA mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan. Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships. I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLO...
“I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS”
September 17, 2023 14:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBA health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters, and a final caller is very very confused about what a kink is. DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) something you drew with a crayon. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGE...
“MY MOTHER IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST”
September 13, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 66 MBA caller is conflicted about their role as a caretaker for their paranoid mother. We discuss how they might be able to start anew. Afterwards we transport to Manchester, England to talk in real life with a clown enthusiast and a security guard. You can check out the rest of the Manchester interviews here. I am writing this from under the sea. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT T...
THE WAYWARD COUSINS
September 10, 2023 14:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBA caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show. Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller. What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZA...
DANNY BROWN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
September 06, 2023 14:00 - 2 hours - 138 MBI am joined by musician and podcast host Danny Brown to talk to people on the phones as geckos. Danny Brown is known for his killer hits from albums like “The Hybrid” and his recent collaborative album with JPEGMAFIA titled “SCARING THE HOES”. He is also a cool guy. We talk to a caller whose boyfriend is choosing Roblox over her, a solider who jerks off in pies, a man exhausted by his alcoholic coworker, and several other people too. I also talked to Danny about sober life and perspective a...
“I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED”
September 03, 2023 14:00 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBA guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp. Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult relationship with the father of her soon to be born child, and a final caller explains how they’ve gotten how far they’ve been able to get in life by doing as little work as possible. Send your mother an email. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour...
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“I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING”
August 30, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBSomeone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/ Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships...
THE JEWISH EPISODE
August 27, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBA caller and I talk about growing up Jewish and also go deep into childhood anxieties that may have followed us into adulthood. This feels like the most I ever talked about myself on here maybe. Then we teleport to the streets of Perth Australia to talk to an aspiring zoologist who argues that trespassing should be legalized as well as a guy trying to be more upfront on dates. Perth is one of the most isolated cities in the world, with nothing but uninhabitable forests for miles in every di...
THE SWEDISH INVASION
August 23, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBA Swedish student studying in New York tells me about her experiences with dating apps, being afraid of porn, making friends in America, getting high, and more. Then a musician regales me with a new song of his that samples audio from this very podcast. I may or may not pursue legal action. Let me know if mentioning this podcast in your Tinder bio gets you more matches. I am a gecko. Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3Bss What is your WiFi password? I am a geck...
“I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL”
August 20, 2023 14:00 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBAn aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control. Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face. Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT H...