Therapy Gecko
335 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 862 ratingsAn unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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BEING A GECKO IN NEW ZEALAND
August 16, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBThis episode starts with two interviews I did on the streets of Auckland, New Zealand: the first is with a local bartender who talks to me about bad spending habits, moral quandaries, eating burgers, Kiwi life, and more. The second is an American transplant who I get into a really deep conversation with about the meaning of happiness. It was cool. I like talking to people in real life because I can look them in the face and tell they are real people. I sometimes think all of the callers are ...
“I NEED TO KICK MY EX OUT”
August 13, 2023 14:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MBA man stresses over whether or not to kick his ex-wife out of the house after financially supporting her and her kids for several months, while he also deals with a stalker ex-girlfriend. We talk about the various avenues of his life that have brought him to this point and what he hopes for his life in the future. This was a pretty intense one with a lot of layers to it. Leave a nice review for your local grocery store. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are a...
“I’M KICKING MY ADDICTION”
August 09, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBA 27 year old guy tells me about his experience battling an intense drug addiction. He explains the grey areas of getting sober, what’s given him dopamine throughout the difficult process, and how the folks of the drug world aren’t like how you’d expect. Then a mail carrier tells me about several altercations she’s gotten into with neighborhood dogs, and we talk to a caller who has far overbooked her schedule. I am going to go microwave some Tyson’s chicken strips. Tyson did not pay me to ...
“I MOVED FROM AFRICA TO AMERICA”
August 06, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBA caller tells me how he moved to America after doing everything there is to back home in Ethiopia. He explains his culture shock, going from software engineering to working at 7/11, differences between Africa and America. Then a caller and I debate if eating a person is more ethical than eating an animal. So far so good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therap...
“I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO”
August 02, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBA woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko. Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera. Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko. Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: th...
“I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY”
July 30, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBA caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a "lonely gamer boy" forever. Then we revisit the concept of "gooning" - watching several screens of porn at once - with a guy who adopted the lifestyle during the pandemic and is suspicious that he might have an addiction. Finally we transport to the streets of Denmark where we discuss what makes Denmark the happiest place in the world, thoughts on America, and other stuff...
“I PLAY IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE”
July 26, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBA professional nude volleyball player tells me all of the ins and outs of what goes on at a nudist resort. No pun intended. Seriously. There’s a lot less sex going on than I thought. Then a caller tells me about his dating life after testicular cancer left him with only one ball. He also goes to the same college I went to and we make a lot of niche references to the various places that people smoke weed on campus. It’s a deep connection. Finally we transport to a park in Amsterdam to talk ...
“I RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS”
July 23, 2023 16:04 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBA former circus hand has torn feelings about the spontaneous life he used to live and the traditional life he has now at 44. Then I talk to a caller about his corroding relationship with his brother after the death of their father. Lastly we go to the Electric Forest festival in Rothbury Michigan to talk to a woman about talking to people (extremely meta). Electric forest video here: https://youtu.be/Be873Puo9wg Are platypuses real? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show e...
HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE
July 19, 2023 14:00 - 55 minutes - 51.4 MBA man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you. Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father. You are all invited to my bar mitzvah. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experien...
“I’M 57 AND WORKING AT STARBUCKS”
July 16, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBA woman shares her thoughts on being older than most of her co-workers at Starbucks and why she continues working there despite some negative experiences and a pending dream of running a business. Afterwards 2 amateur graffiti artists tell me how they defiled various billboards including one for an adoption agency which I guess is kinda messed up. Lastly we transport to the streets of Glasgow Scotland to have a very open conversation with a man who just left a detox facility. You can chec...
“I AM A DINOSAUR”
July 12, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 55 MBOne of my favorites in a while - a caller tells me how his mother stealing his identity resulted in him working as a puppeteer at a dinosaur themed amusement park. I promise it only gets deeper. Afterwards a guy at my live show in Portland admits an addiction to sleeping with managers of department stores. He has slanged across Target, DollarTree, PetSmart, and more. Go call an old friend. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the univers...
“TALES FROM AN UNDERGROUND SEX DUNGEON”
July 09, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBA church worker calls in as she prepares to go to a BDSM kink party, a caller talks through a prostitute addiction that’s caused trouble in his relationships, and I talk to Elon Musk for 5 seconds. Then later we end with an IRL segment in Lisbon Portugal with two skateboarders who talk about their dreams and their thoughts on America. Don’t stare at strangers. Unless they’re really cool looking. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the ...
DOMINIC FIKE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
July 05, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBI am joined by musician and actor Dominic Fike to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Dominic is known for his starring role in the show Euphoria, making music, and being a chill guy. We talk to a self-hating musician, a woman getting over a breakup, a guy starting an OnlyFans after getting fired from Target for stealing, a guy who probably died while we were on the phone with him, a woman mending her broken vagina, and more. More Dom stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@dominicfike ...
BEING A GECKO IN DUBLIN
July 02, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBI visited the sacred land of greenness to talk to people on the streets of Dublin Ireland as a gecko. Those people include a student who just graduated, a doctor to-be, a Irish-American getting in touch with her heritage, a man I go on a date with, the Irish Mark Zuckerberg, an art teacher reflecting on her mean students, a Russian-Irish woman stressed by her family dynamics, and a visual artist preparing for his first exhibition. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are a...
1 MINUTE CALLS
June 28, 2023 14:00 - 55 minutes - 51.5 MBThis is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my show and I can do what I want. Topics include ass atoms, if making friends is gay, killer bees, leaving people on read, pulling what drugs you’re going to do out of a hat, doing shrooms while playing VR, and more. 1 minute calls baby!!!!! Can you get me a drink while you’re out? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience a...
“I ANSWER TO NO ONE”
June 25, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBA man on the brink of greatness with just -$24 to his name calls in to talk about a difficult break up but hangs up wanting to start a windshield business. It’s a doozy. Then I hear from a caller debating getting plastic surgery for herself and a school teacher explains how they were fired from Starbucks. Replace all the games on your phone with the calculator app. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapyge...
“I HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE BUT I’M CHILLIN”
June 21, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBA person living with cancer tells me how they stay positive after being given a prognosis of just 20 years. Afterwards a school teacher fills me in on just how mean kids can be (a lot), then I talk to a former employee of McDonald's about their escapades on the job Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.c...
TRIPPING OUT AT WALMART
June 18, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBI go in deep with a young Walmart employee who explains the key to good customer service and shares his hopes for the future, which include opening the first movie theater/weed dispensary combo. Then I get inspired to get high on air, and a caller teaches me about a new form of smoking that he has dubbed a “blam.” How do I get a cameo in Kingdom Hearts? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com...
Podcast Recommendation - Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
June 17, 2023 01:05 - 6 minutes - 4.57 MBHello folks - dropping in real quick to give a recommendation for a podcast I think fans of this show will like called Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People. The host Chris Gethard is the OG of call-in shows and this podcast has been a huge inspiration for Therapy Gecko. Every week Chris talks to one anonymous caller about absolutely anything over the course of an hour, and he can’t hang up no matter what. Listen to his show here or anywhere else you get podcasts: https://www.earwolf.c...
LIFE IN A NORTH MEXICO CALL CENTER
June 14, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBI talk to a call center worker in Monterrey Mexico who tells me about his life as a city dweller and rock musician, a person conflicted about the bad decisions of a childhood friend, and a musician experiencing a creative block. Don’t step in that. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET W...
“I’M A VETERAN”
June 11, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBA veteran of the U.S. Military explains what he plans on doing with his retirement now that he is done with the army. Afterwards I hear from a dog trainer looking for new opportunities, a veterinarian who escapes the stress of killing dogs by blowing bubbles, and a student journalist who is beginning to doubt their career path. The Tooth Fairy is a disturbing concept. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therap...
“I WAS A 911 OPERATOR”
June 07, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBAn ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig. Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him. Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: i...
“THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I’VE DONE”
June 04, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBCalls include a jarring response to me asking a man the most horrible thing he has ever done, going from being an illegal drug dealer to a legal one, the pros and cons of dating your boss at the pizza restaurant you work at, and a return from my old nemesis. Playing movies in your head is cheaper than going to see one. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygec...
“I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK”
May 31, 2023 14:00 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBA caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too. Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI. Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com...
THE BART SIMPSON CYST
May 28, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBA couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts. Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds. Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLO...
“I CONVERTED RELIGIONS ON A WHIM”
May 24, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBAfter a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in front of hundreds of people. It’s a doozy of a call. Afterwards a caller explains how being high during their first day on the job at Wendy’s got them fired on the spot. Smell the roses more. Unless there are wasps. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available n...
“I’VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER FOR 35 YEARS”
May 21, 2023 14:00 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBA truck driver and his daughter call in while their truck is broken down on one of their last trips together. To pass the time, he tells me stories about his last 35 years on the road. Afterwards a caller at the beginning of a 90 day “dopamine detox” tells me how he’s going to make it through. DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) with pictures of good European snacks. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour...
“I THREW MY EX’S STUFF OUT”
May 17, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBTwo friends tell me how their brutal breakups have brought them to the exciting state of Mississippi for a girl’s trip. Afterwards a Jamba Juice employee speaks on being raised Buddhist and a DJ describes to me his obsessive fantasy involving a girl he has barely spoken to. Then we end with an IRL interview I did on the streets of Japan with a woman visiting the country from Australia. She tells me how processing a death in the family brought her to Tokyo. Check out the whole Japan video...
THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE
May 14, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBThis episode features people calling in from around Australia to talk about the famed Australian hobby of driving around, a war that happened where everyone there fought birds (?), the drug scene down under, the outback, tap dancing, and more. Later I talk to a musician about whether to settle down or live the dream. Crikey! I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: th...
MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD
May 10, 2023 14:00 - 58 minutes - 54 MBA caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there. Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a person wanting to play tic-tac-toe, and a caller alone at home while his fiancé is at her bachelorette party. We are the 3rd planet from the sun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE ...
THE HILLBILLY VAGABOND
May 07, 2023 14:00 - 57 minutes - 53.2 MBA caller by the name of “Murdock the Hillbilly Vagabond” tells me his life story of visiting everywhere in the world, building an empire, and having it all taken away from him. Then a caller who admits to eating 4 Klondike bars in one sitting gives advice on how to stay healthy. Think of a number between 1 and 10. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko....
THE PSYCHEDELIC CAT EXPERIENCE
May 03, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBAn extremely high man calls in to talk about having 9 cats and NFT stuff. His name is Corey. He’s chill. Afterwards an employee tells us what it’s like at a suburban Walmart in Utah at 3 am, then a caller tells me about having his marriage blessed by a serpent and running a breakfast restaurant. Go stare at the moon. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapyge...
THE SINGLE CHEEKED MAN
April 30, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBA caller describes her tumultuous experience hooking up with a man with only one buttcheek, and how she makes weird dolls that look like Sid’s toys from Toy Story. Then a Canadian man alone in a hotel room attempts to persuade me into getting my penis shocked, and a final caller fears evolving their relationship into an open one. DM me pictures of lions on instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT ...
"I'M A FIRST RESPONDER"
April 26, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBI talk to a caller about being an EMT while she was still in high school, whether or not it’s ethical to neuter dogs, and saving mountain children from certain death. Then I talk to a caller who regrets cheating in a relationship, a caller having mixed feelings about his peer’s growth, and a caller embattled in a workplace lawsuit. Jump up and down 3 times. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.co...
"I JUST GOT A VASECTOMY"
April 23, 2023 14:00 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MBA guy calls me while recovering on the couch from a vasectomy to talk about his experience with the procedure. I was going to call this episode “The Vagecktomy” but I decided not to. Then a caller considers buying a CPR dummy from Amazon to be her friend, and a talk to a musician about making things that people want to listen to with their ears. Breaking dishes is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapy...
CALLING FROM REHAB
April 19, 2023 14:00 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MBA guy calls me from a rehab center located on a farm in Canada. It sounds like fun. They take him go-karting. Then we hear from a caller who’s reluctant to join the family snow cone business, and a caller dissects how getting yelled at on the internet can be beautiful. Don’t forget to wash your dishwasher. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast...
BLACK MARKET VIAGRA
April 16, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBCalls regarding flipping viagra pills, a life changing scooter accident in a foreign country, a burgeoning artist, and the Target parking lot. Try turning it off and back on again. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch...
THE SHIT PILLOW
April 12, 2023 14:00 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBA caller finds her daughter’s dirty diapers under her roommate’s pillow. Lots to unpack. Then I talk to a DJ about spinning around the universe, critique the new Mario movie, and talk to a streaming enthusiast about their gambling itch and other aspects of their life. Bird watching is underrated. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLL...
THE MACEDONIA EPISODE
April 09, 2023 14:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBA person calling from Macedonia (apparently that is in the Balkans) teaches me about his country and what life is like there. We exchange thoughts on commitment, communism, history, life goals, the afterlife, religion, sexuality, pyromania, and a lot of other stuff. Then another caller tells me about his plan to become a rich influencer via Chinese social media. Food tastes better when it’s shaped like a dinosaur. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are avail...
“I’M ADDICTED TO A DATING SIM”
April 05, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBA caller dating a computer controlled sim named “Monica” calls in to get some thoughts on the situation. Then we hear about a caller’s experience with shock therapy treatment, and talk to a former 3rd grade bully, an artist trying to create alone, and a final caller whose holiday gathering ended abruptly when everyone was bothered with the race of his Santa Claus figurine. They do not have wifi under the sea. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available ...
“I’M IN A LOVE TRIANGLE”
April 02, 2023 14:00 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBA caller’s roommate’s wife discloses that she is in love with him and wants to pursue a polyamorous relationship that entangles all members of the household. Tension ensues. Another caller shares his experience of moving 2000 miles away to start a new life, and a mother speaks on the differences between parenting as a teenager compared to parenting as an adult. Being a ghost is probably fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the univ...
THE DOORDASH THIEF
March 29, 2023 14:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBA Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply. Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military. I have no idea what I am doing. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are...
GECK OF DUTY
March 26, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBA soldier keys me in on the pivotal moments of his life. Those moments include being struck by lightning at boy scout camp, dying twice, going to war, being trapped at sea on a military boat during the pandemic, his friend Joey, and much more. He’s a cool guy. Afterwards I talk to a guy feeling guilt for working at his dream job, and then the podcast is over. Can someone mail me some scrabble pieces? I misplaced a few. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are a...
“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”
March 22, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBA caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapyge...
“I WAS LOST AT SEA”
March 19, 2023 14:00 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBA caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks. Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk a...
“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME”
March 15, 2023 14:00 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBA caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber. Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria. Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around th...
“I GET BIT A LOT”
March 12, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBA caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school. Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: ...
“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN”
March 08, 2023 15:00 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBA caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days. Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experie...
VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS
March 05, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBA caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there. Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks. I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the un...
THE PIZZA MAN
March 01, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBA pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them. The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a ge...