Therapy Gecko
335 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 862 ratingsAn unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Episodes
HOW HATH THOU SINNED?
May 31, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBWe talk to callers about their sins. Some light, some heavy. This ep is a rollercoaster. Strap in baby. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a ...
MAJOR LEAGUE GECKO
May 24, 2021 05:00 - 2 hours - 92.7 MBA nice, juicy episode of great calls. Topics include a person who wants to have sex with monsters, how to deal with co-workers you hate, and more. Come get gecked. We're going nuts. Free geck for everyone. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me...
FOOD FIVE THOUGHT
May 17, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBWhat are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other tim...
WHAT COLOR IS RED?
May 10, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBI ask people what color red is because I have no idea. Topics include a caller who’s lost interest in his wife, a caller that was once addicted to eating used chewing gum, a caller who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 4 months, and much more. I think this episode turned out really well but don’t eat while you listen to it. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.c...
RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS
May 02, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBTopics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or not aliens would think we’re cringey. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMET...
A VERY SICK GECKO
April 21, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 96.4 MBI was very sick last week but I streamed anyway and this is highlights from that. Topics include keeping a lingerie mannequin in your living room, whether or not to buy a heating accessory for your fleshlight, and more. Later in the episode we have a mini concert and go to the zoo. It’s a doozy!!! HOOO WEEE!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLO...
MY SISTER AND ME (feat. my sister)
April 14, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 88.6 MBMy sister Chloe returns to the podcast to talk with callers about Internet etiquette, labels in relationships, Witch TikTok, and more. Later I speak with someone addicted to stalking people online and learn firsthand why the gaming industry sucks. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM...
ONLY IN THE SHOWER
April 07, 2021 04:00 - 2 hours - 121 MBTopics include doing mushrooms with your mom, leaving the mormon church, meeting strange men from the Internet and more. We also discuss an unconventional way of getting revenge on a roommate and talk to a guy who exclusively pees in the shower. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM M...
ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS
March 24, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 80.4 MBWe learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually ...
TACO BELL UNIVERSITY
March 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBTopics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Bell while living at your Grandma’s place and learn about cult stuff. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GE...
ALL NATURAL LIZARD
March 05, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 80.8 MBTopics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyone thinking I’m high all the time. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a no...
RETURN OF THE GECK (feat. Attorney Tom)
February 22, 2021 03:00 - 2 hours - 88 MBThe Therapy Gecko podcast returns!!! Stories of smuggling drugs into jail, scamming men on the Internet, disgruntled call center workers, and more. Featuring some help from my pal and personal injury attorney @attorneytom Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING...
THE SOUND OF SCOTT
February 05, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBA cheating spouse, a sadistic 4th grader, and a deep dive into 3 men named Scott. Short and sweet ;) Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot...
THE HOTDOG PHALLICY
January 27, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBOne of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We also follow up with Wednesday The Witch and a woman who puts ketchup on everything. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES ...
A WHOLE THING
January 22, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBCalls with a horny mom, an alligator wrestler, 2 people who’ve done too much acid, and more. It’s a whole thing. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesda...
NO REGRETS
January 15, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBRegret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. ...
EYE OF THE GECKO
January 07, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBVideo game addictions, Craigslist romances, bathroom attacks, and more. This one’s a doozy... Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of oth...
DEEP QUAD
December 30, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBGetting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a caller who hates all the other callers. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get ...
HOT ICE
December 23, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 54 MBStories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from friends after they burn your grandma’s house down and show you their grand plan to kill their dad. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM M...
A TALE OF TWO GECKOS
December 14, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 55 MBWe discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation through the knees. Later my sister Chloe makes a guest appearance and we determine the difference between having friends and being in a cult. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagr...
TRUTHS AND LIES
December 02, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBStories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification ...
Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1
November 25, 2020 02:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBOnce upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers. Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinations, witchcraft, and much more. Welcome to Therapy Gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/ly...
WHIP IT
November 17, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBA caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L. We also speak to an aspiring hentai artist, a beekeeper, and a lady who owns several rats. Plus Geck considers abandoning his life and moving to Thailand AND we end with a special guest appearance from Max Simonet of Adult Swim’s FishCenter Live. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: the...
LOVE??
November 09, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBWe examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and take a piss. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Fo...
CRAFTING LITTLE MEN
October 28, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBStories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I...
PARANORMAL LUST
October 19, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBStories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a caller is a witch. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. ...
SCANDALS AND WHISPERS
October 12, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBStories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m liv...
DREAMLAND
October 04, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBStories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notifica...
ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom)
September 28, 2020 12:00 - 2 hours - 85.5 MBThe most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career arsonist, anarchy on the road, and spicy encounters underneath a bridge. In the second half we speak with a musician with a tough identity dilemma, lie about shitting on the floor, and wonder if dogs know they are dogs. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPO...
SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell - Therapy Gecko #3
September 21, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBStories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make some extra cash. This week’s questions: How hath thou sinned? Are we compatible? What can you do?
SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell
September 21, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBStories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make some extra cash. This week’s questions: How hath thou sinned? Are we compatible? What can you do? Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FR...
ENEMY BEACH
September 13, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBStories of destroying an elderly couple’s apartment, cliff jumping, harsh karma, and more. We also put mayonnaise on pancakes and interview Beyoncé. This week’s questions: Do you have any enemies? What activates you? Have you ever been lost? Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SO...
ENEMY BEACH - Therapy Gecko #2
September 13, 2020 03:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBStories of destroying an elderly couple’s apartment, cliff jumping, harsh karma, and more. We also put mayonnaise on pancakes and interview Beyoncé. This week’s questions: Do you have any enemies? What activates you? Have you ever been lost?
BANNED AND FORGOTTEN
September 13, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBStories of memory loss, juvenile hall, Minecraft trolling, and more. We also go for a bike ride in the middle of the night and wonder what the hell Wednesday is. This week’s questions: Have you ever been banned? What have you forgotten? What can you do? Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAIL...
BANNED AND FORGOTTEN - Therapy Gecko #1
September 13, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBStories of memory loss, juvenile hall, Minecraft trolling, and more. We also go for a bike ride in the middle of the night and wonder what the hell Wednesday is. This week’s questions: Have you ever been banned? What have you forgotten? What can you do?