High hypochondriac thoughts
Sami Rants
English - February 26, 2021 08:00 - 1 minute - 779 KB - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingStand-Up Comedy Health & Fitness Mental Health comedy comedian female mental health relationships anxiety depression life rant story Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
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.... “So I’m kinda high and also my body hurts” ....
.... “Are my legs swollen from standing and working?” ....
.... “In my eyes I feel like they look swollen, but then I’m also like NO they look normal and... um ... damn... like when did i get so muscular?” ....
.... “Maybe that’s why your legs are so rock hard?!” ....
.... “Are they swollen right now or are they just muscular? “ ....
.... “They don’t look muscular, they look kinda chubby and swollen” ....
.... “But also I know I am just f****** high right now and that’s just my anorexia kicking in or whatever” ....
.... “Can someone please come over and check my... {what are these called} calves?!” ....