Pisces – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Pisces Stoner Horoscope November
October 30, 2021 18:37 - 5.06 MBTake a deep breath stoner Pisces. Hold it. Hold it. And exhale. Breathe easy my stoner Fish. There is no need to rush through November. This autumn is all about kicking back and lighting up. So go ahead, pack another bowl and allow yourself to really slow your roll. Of course you should continue finishing … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope November →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope October
September 29, 2021 19:37My dear stoner Pisces, it is not by accident that you are considered the most kind and caring amongst the stoner Zodiac. It is your ability and willingness to take the time to listen unconditionally to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. And really get to know them, which earns you the title of ‘the sensitive … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope October →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope September
August 29, 2021 22:00For some stoner Pisces, September will mark the beginning of a new chapter in their smokey story; a time where the weather is cooling down, but the good vibes are heating up. For others, it could be a continuation of the same hazy, hard-to-handle happenings they have been dealing with in past months. But, it’s … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope September →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope August
July 29, 2021 19:16Stoner Pisces, although it’s peak Summer, not every day will be filled with fun in the sun. You may feel tempted at times to call out from work, and hit the open road in search of secluded smoke spots to toke a break from the daily grind. Unfortunately, you still have business to handle my … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope August →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope July
June 29, 2021 19:30Stoner Pisces, great buds do not happen by accident. It takes the right climate, inputs, and conditions to grow those dense, frosty nugs. Even the biggest plant in the garden started as a tiny seed that relied on the nutrients of the lowly soil. Some of your partners-in-chronic might see themselves as the dankest ones … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope July →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope June
May 30, 2021 02:32Stoner Pisces, you are able to get along with almost everyone. Afterall, you are the kind and fun-loving Fish, ready to share a bowl, and your positive wavelengths, with all those who wade into your nearby waters. But not everyone will be attracted or impressed by your overflowing optimism. Don’t waste time worrying about a … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope June →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope May
April 29, 2021 18:36Stoner Pisces this month you find yourself in the heart of Spring, the quintessential season of transformation and growth. For you, it is also an ideal time for outside exploration, and inward examination. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Or, a better question is, what do you want to see? Stoner … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope May →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope April
March 29, 2021 06:16Stoner Pisces, a slow burn is not always a bad thing. While it is true the cosmos has no epic episodes planned for you this month, the silver lining is that you also don’t have to worry about any chaotic or unexpected setbacks either. You can look at an uneventful April as boring, like you’re … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope April →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope March
February 26, 2021 21:50Stoner Pisces March marks the official start of spring: The season of rebirth, regrowth, and new beginnings. For some it is a welcomed time; one where they can reimagine themselves, shed old tendencies, and plant seeds for more healthy habits. But, not everyone will be as prepared as others for this time of transition and … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope March →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope February
January 30, 2021 01:12Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope February →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope January
December 30, 2020 06:35Stoner Pisces instead of fireworks this New Year, you can expect January to start off at a slow and steady burn. But this perfectly rolled joint will grow into a full blaze towards the month’s end. Take notes during the slow days, and plan for the busier conclusion. Toke time in the first week to … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope January →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope December
November 30, 2020 01:47Stoner Pisces what’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the stoner Fish feeling free, and flying high! This December, the sky is not the limit, only the stars are. The universe has projected a smooth flight for the remainder of the year, and your journey will only … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope December →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope July 2019
June 27, 2019 23:00Stoner Pisces the easy-going summer continues from June into July. Let’s look at this protracted cosmic influence as a celestial lubricant allowing the stoner Pisces to slide into whatever adventure they want to manifest. Positive cosmic winds support a sort of choose-your-own-adventure in the second summer month. Soak up the sun stoner Pisces! Solar rays … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope June 2019
May 30, 2019 19:04Stoner Pisces you will handle business in June! At first, you may feel like kicking back, lighting one up, and turning on the cruise control. While the prospect of coasting through the summer months might sound enticing, where’s the fun in that? The month of June should bring a stable period for love and romance. … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope May 2019
April 29, 2019 02:44Stoner Pisces you are compassionate, artistic, and gentle. You have wisdom to share with all of those who are fortunate to intersect your path. While ‘gentle’ may not be an attribute traditionally associated with those of a leader, this will be precisely the roll you will inhabit this month. An unusual planetary alignment will coax … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope April 2019
March 29, 2019 22:37Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →
Pisces Stoner Horoscope March 2019
February 27, 2019 03:06Stoner Pisces the winds of change are coming. The cosmos will gift unexpected and out of your control change in March. It would be prudent to embark on a journey with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this meditative smoke session not only to release stress, but also to contemplate the self within. … Continue reading Pisces Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →
Pisces February 2019
January 29, 2019 23:31Stoner Pisces add this song to your soundtrack for February: ‘Winds of Change’ by the Scorpions. And while you are at it, how about ‘Times They Are a Changin’ by Bob Dylan. You may feel satisfied with the status quo, and think there is no need to fix what isn’t broken, but the universe has … Continue reading Pisces February 2019 →
Pisces January 2019
December 31, 2018 00:51Stoner Pisces the universe must have a fondness for you! Anticipate an energy boost regarding work and health in January. As you surely know, everything happens for a reason. This will be a period of contemplation as you continue on your journey of self-discovery. You will now come to the next phase. Kick off your … Continue reading Pisces January 2019 →
Pisces December 2018
November 28, 2018 19:12Stoner Pisces dream big, think big, and understand even the largest gardens grow from the tiniest of seeds. Where do you want to go? How do you want to grow? December is the time to sow the seeds of your garden. Seeds will flourish and flower, but only if you plant them now. Plan for … Continue reading Pisces December 2018 →
Pisces November 2018
October 29, 2018 02:56Stoner Pisces your success this month will not be determined by your abilities, but by your willingness to put in the effort needed to get the job done. You are more than capable of the hard grind ahead. However, in order to achieve harmony in November, you must give equal attention to nurturing the mind, … Continue reading Pisces November 2018 →
Pisces October 2018
September 29, 2018 22:09Confidence stoner Pisces! This second month of fall isn’t one to be meek or mousy, but you aren’t a super hero either. Finding that inner balance between the victim and the champion will help you move forward during this fine month. Never forget that you aren’t alone on your voyage. Perhaps toke a moment with … Continue reading Pisces October 2018 →
Pisces September 2018
August 30, 2018 00:56Stoner Pisces after cosmic influences pushed and pulled all summer long, this first month of fall brings them to a lull. Cosmic destiny and universal guidance will be muted in September. It’s your turn to step up and take the reins. This isn’t a bad thing, but rather a moment to shine. This would be … Continue reading Pisces September 2018 →
Pisces August 2018
July 29, 2018 21:40Stoner Pisces the final summer month promises to be a splendid affair! Allies in the cosmos will ensure blessings from the heavens. Pack plenty of energetic chatty bowls of Sativa in August. Energy and communication will be your asset and weapon in the war against negativity. Be forewarned, this chatty energy will work only in … Continue reading Pisces August 2018 →
Pisces July 2018
July 01, 2018 03:23Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to … Continue reading Pisces July 2018 →
Pisces June 2018
May 29, 2018 06:03Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons. The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. … Continue reading Pisces June 2018 →
Pisces May 2018
April 29, 2018 04:20Stoner Pisces there are times to swim aggressively against the current, there are times to stay bottled up in the base of your bong, and there are times like May when you need to float through the stream and trust the outlet. May could become such a dynamic period that swimming to a location or … Continue reading Pisces May 2018 →
Pisces April 2018
March 30, 2018 06:44Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month. It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period. That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period. As long … Continue reading Pisces April 2018 →
Pisces March 2018
February 28, 2018 00:10Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you … Continue reading Pisces March 2018 →
Pisces February 2018
January 30, 2018 20:48Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more … Continue reading Pisces February 2018 →
Pisces January 2018
December 30, 2017 05:18Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been … Continue reading Pisces January 2018 →
Pisces December 2017
November 28, 2017 05:58Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. … Continue reading Pisces December 2017 →
Pisces November 2017
October 28, 2017 04:44While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will … Continue reading Pisces November 2017 →
Pisces October 2017
September 29, 2017 04:44As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this … Continue reading Pisces October 2017 →
Pisces September 2017
August 30, 2017 04:10As we say farewell to summer, Stoner Pisces, you can expect your days to be slow-rolling. Now would be a good time to take that last camping trip of the season, or plan a special smoke-out session with your best buds. With tasks at work presenting few substantial obstacles, you will have plenty of energies … Continue reading Pisces September 2017 →
Pisces August 2017
July 30, 2017 01:57Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days … Continue reading Pisces August 2017 →
Pisces July 2017
June 30, 2017 06:43During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head … Continue reading Pisces July 2017 →
PISCES JUNE 2017
May 29, 2017 17:55Stoner Pisces, there are some who say that we must decide to either, “Go big…or Go home.” Well this month you will not be forced to make such decisions, you will be able to do both. Or, as they say, “have your bud, and smoke it too.” This month will be as swell, or as … Continue reading PISCES JUNE 2017 →
PISCES MAY 2017
April 30, 2017 21:18Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in … Continue reading PISCES MAY 2017 →
PISCES APRIL 2017
March 29, 2017 05:00Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner … Continue reading PISCES APRIL 2017 →
Pisces March 2017
February 27, 2017 22:12Stoner Pisces, March will be a good month to work on investments: the best ones will be into building up your spiritual equity, not necessarily your finances. Remember that you are the king or queen of your own karma. While there is nothing guaranteeing every endeavor will be the success you imagined, all of your … Continue reading Pisces March 2017 →
Pisces February 2017
January 28, 2017 09:20Pisces, this February, it will be important to keep calm and to keep smokin’ on. In order to keep the peace, it will be best advised to keep your piece loaded and ready to pass. But, in order to get the most enjoyment out of your toking endeavors, be sure to maintain a solid level … Continue reading Pisces February 2017 →
Pisces January 2017
January 01, 2017 09:20Stoner Pisces, you are not one to be boisterous or demanding, but you do have desires. It will be important to listen to those inner desires. You may have distinct plans for the new year. Don’t limit yourself or your abilities by ignoring your internal dialogue. As cliché as it can sound, the heart knows … Continue reading Pisces January 2017 →
Pisces December 2016
December 01, 2016 15:52Stoner Pisces, 2016 may have started off as a slow burn, but during the latter half of the year you have continued to turn up the heat and now are beginning the final month in a full blaze. You continue to grow your person and in doing so continue to expand your potential and skills … Continue reading Pisces December 2016 →
Pisces November 2016
November 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Pisces, you may not have complete mastery over the chaos or events that may come your way. You do, however, have 100% control over how you respond to any and all surprises. This month, you may benefit from a little extra herbal inspiration. It may be beneficial to whip out the grinder, break down … Continue reading Pisces November 2016 →
Pisces October 2016
October 01, 2016 08:20The weather may be cooling off as summer turns to fall; but, you stoner Pisces will continue your successful hot streak. While the seasons changing would traditionally cause a downturn in your energies, you will continue to rock steady. This means that it will be best for you to complete any of your to-dos before … Continue reading Pisces October 2016 →
Pisces September 2016
September 01, 2016 08:20Have you been having a solid summer, stoner Pisces? Are you still vibin’ good and rollin’ through all of the challenges that have stood in the way of the goals you want to achieve? This has probably been the case for you over the past few months. And, the best thing is that you’re not … Continue reading Pisces September 2016 →
Pisces August 2016
August 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Pisces, you’ve encountered great successes and accomplishments during the first half of 2016. Your energies reached new heights as spring warmed to summer. Now that the sun is here to stay, at least for a while, it will be crucial that you keep focused on your past achievements and future goals. Although the weather … Continue reading Pisces August 2016 →
Pisces July 2016
July 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Pisces, sow those seeds and you will see your investments flourish. Just be sure to not spread yourself too thin. The beginning months of summer should bring nothing but sunshine and good vibes, but it will be up to you to focus those energies to ensure that you are making progress in the areas … Continue reading Pisces July 2016 →
Pisces June 2016
June 01, 2016 08:20Pisces, this June should be filled with good times, and maybe even some of the best of times. With the Sun and wind at your back, you may feel like sailing off toward the horizon and leaving it all behind. Although this may sound appealing to fly away, you will find that slowing your roll … Continue reading Pisces June 2016 →