COMEDY
368 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of life's mystery
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🌈THE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
October 29, 2022 18:23 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MBA poem about leaving behind the industrial Revolution of Sheffield at the age 19 . The Armageddon come apocalypse of the first industrialised disaster I left behind catching the minute past midnight train and i never look back, the same could be seid to the young people of today , free yourselves of this synthetic silicon slavery!! and seek out the natural world . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈THE OLD COLONIAL
October 29, 2022 12:26 - 2 minutes - 2.19 MBOld Colonials talk of empire its quite shocking how they used to think of human beings as nothing more than chattels not just the natives but also the white workers and soldiers such as my old father now 95 years of age he told me during his time in India just after the second world War protecting the British Raj who also looked upon him as a SLAVE OF EMPIRE . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈GEMINI
October 28, 2022 21:19 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBGrowing up in a witches coven with all them casting spells over everything and everyone I couldn't understand the stars then or now they were always fighting for the Sorceresse's supremacy calling each other with crazy names Pluto June or Evil Aquarius . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈GODFREY
October 28, 2022 17:46 - 1 minute - 1.5 MBA musing about the Boer war whilst tens of thousands were dying of desease and starvation due to lord Kitchener's scorched earth policy he himself was heartbroken about losing his pet starling thank heavens he's not here sorting out the coronavirus . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈THE BOOZE BROTHERS
October 28, 2022 16:08 - 3 minutes - 33.7 MBThe booze has dammed the soul of many a Keltic kin once upon a life time ago we were the Gunga Din. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈LOVE LETTERS
October 28, 2022 11:06 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBHidden deep in her silver box were the secret letters of her long dead lover who in that moment of war when passion was in fashion she fed it red and raw to her hungry dog d'amour . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈THE SYLLABLE SWING
October 28, 2022 05:02 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBWhen children acquire their first language they sing like a fresh fledgling on the first day of spring with that easy natural swing which to them is a brand new play thing without any restraining ring , their simple melodic crooning needs no interference or fine tuning but unfortunately school comes along with its lexicon Lego box tongue "dislexicating " what was once a beautiful song leaving that innocent syllable swing broken as a veritable birds wing the kids then become too frightened to ...
🌈VIRGIN
October 27, 2022 19:28 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBA poem about lord Kitchener's sabre rattling speeches come sermons his soldiers were dying at the rate of 6000 a day aged between 16-18, he had printed into their war guide books that they must avoid wine and women meaning prostitutes and drink with a life expectancy of 17 Hours catching a little pox or slaughtering a little sobriety would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
JEANINE
October 24, 2022 11:53 - 3 minutes - 3.43 MBA song I wrote for Nina in lock down with covid and the kids a little soft swing Whilst you do your thing hell what else do you do whilst in Morrisons café. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
J F K
October 18, 2022 17:44 - 2 minutes - 2.65 MBA song about emperors and kings who believe themselves to be the devine demagoguery If a devine deity did arrive on planet earth these mobsters and megalomaniacs would see them quickly murdered . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
RAG AND BONE
October 16, 2022 13:48 - 3 minutes - 3.52 MBA song about an old rag and bone man who started out with just a horse and cart then after a life of skinflinting strife became very rich but even after acquiring great wealth he still retained his beggar man roots and rhetoric. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LADYKILLER
October 12, 2022 12:42 - 1 minute - 898 KBA poem for a dear friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women is so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer even whilst laid on the surgeons slab awaiting a serious operation he was still able to twirl the attention of a young nurse who was at the time wet shaving him of all body hair ready for his open heart surgery. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
BREXITEER
October 09, 2022 13:38 - 3 minutes - 3.07 MBThe Westminster war of brexit has spilt a lot of blood onto the backbenchers but who will win the feudal few or the milky middle class crew . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
OXFAM
October 04, 2022 17:28 - 3 minutes - 2.83 MBThe Oxfam shop or as we call it "The dead man's drop" is an essential part of our high street culture we all of us at some stage find ourselves sifting through their silt as if stroking and smelling the scents and spirits of our past relatives like some lost and found bric-a-brac burial ground we old elephants come to rummage around amongst the bones and skin of our not so long ago departed kin. Unfortunately all the objects mentioned in this musing is what I have purchased and given away to ...
TATTOO YOU
October 02, 2022 10:06 - 3 minutes - 3.38 MBWhat was once a stamp for the tramp or cut of a criminal class is now adorning the faces and physique of aristocrat, royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
NINA
September 28, 2022 15:44 - 2 minutes - 1.21 MBA slow smoochy song for Nina ,I thought I'd possibly compare thee to a woodland tree x --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
TWO DEGREES
September 28, 2022 06:08 - 3 minutes - 3.13 MBThis is a poem about the complacency of people and their attitudes towards the temperature rise of two degrees you'd think that the powers that be were waffling about a couple of cream teas or the price of peas, some have the audacity to blame the up and coming new economies such as the Chinese after we have been pumping out the smoke and sleaze since the early 1750's others think that it's just a temperature tease and come the next year we'll all be back to the big freeze I don't know what i...
COVID 19
September 27, 2022 16:21 - 2 minutes - 1.29 MBOur fixation with fear is definitely here we're living like mendicant monk our decadent cafe latte lifestyles are all defunct , this virus hangs about us like the prophecy of Macbeth a new strain of black death this damnable covid-19 has killed what was once a hedonistic dream . Project fear is all we hear bombarded constantly into our ear, we've become farmed fish the human hen all crushed together into purgatory pen pellet fed by auntie Bettie and uncle Ben . 10 ENVY  The green eyed m...
🌈EQUINOX
September 26, 2022 20:45 - 1 minute - 1.65 MBBlue September skies signals the end of Summer's lease the autumn equinox in one day changes everything tilting time and tugging tide , it's as though our seasons of life has suddenly died . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
CAIN AND ABEL
September 23, 2022 07:48 - 3 minutes - 1.72 MBThe green eyed monster of sin that secret schadenfreude which we keep hidden away so deep within usually it's only seen in children as their rival for survival and parental attention the lowly leftover instinct of our anthropic ascension , however this terrible traits can also be witnessed later in our lives when when the male begins to assert it's dominance as the procreation stage arrives . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
VOODOO
September 22, 2022 08:14 - 3 minutes - 2.9 MBThe green eyed monster of sin that secret schadenfreude which we keep hidden away so deep within usually it's only seen in children as their rival for survival and parental attention the lowly leftover instinct of our anthropic ascension , however this terrible traits can also be witnessed later in our lives when when the male begins to assert it's dominance as the procreation stage arrives . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
Greed
September 18, 2022 10:22 - 3 minutes - 3.28 MBToday the cardinal sin that we call greed was ultimately born out of the necessity for us to gorge and feed whilst trying to out run a savage predatory rival in what was the flight or fight of our stone age survival, greed also ment that we could sire and seed across a much stronger lineage to the next burgeoning member of our breed; later religion took over the lead and ordained that its newly found christian creed should be brought to heel and made to heed in order that it's gluttonous heat...
M'Aice in Thunderland
August 24, 2022 11:39 - 2 minutes - 2.27 MBThis is a poem I wrote for an innocent looking girl called Alice who when tempered up turns into a hell's angel of malice she resembles a fairytale princess fresh from a folkloric palace yet soon as she opens her mouth you think she's been drinking from the poisoned chalice with her hands in the air she stands about four feet tall but after a rise through with alcohol she turns into a native neanderthal, forget all about etiquette and protocol this little tomboy is more likely to be found scr...
MIDWIFE- CRISIS
August 22, 2022 16:44 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBA poem about men and their midwife crisis as a matter course men feel the need to try out a new horse so they get a divorce and set off in search of adventure usually riding a Harley-Davidson towards the sun and what they think will be some all new sexual fun . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
BRAVEHEART
August 14, 2022 08:37 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBA poem i wrote for the fire and brimstone preacher who baptised me in an ice water stone trough a wild religious Celt with raven hair alabaster skin and husky dog blue eyes a true blood line of the ancient Bretagne . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
GRANDFATHER
August 11, 2022 20:53 - 2 minutes - 2.01 MBThese old sentinels guard over us in our early years stolid as grandfather clocks their old hearts pendulum the rhythm of life into our ears a blood metronome beat sounding to the timpani of our tiny feet . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE GUNPOWDER PLOT
August 06, 2022 10:58 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MBTreachery and treason never go out of season the gunpowder plot was the spy master's crowning piece of glory he'd managed to use the plot to catapult James the 1st from being a doomed king guaranteed to be assassinated into a national hero who united both Scotland and England into the union of Crowns a feat never before thought possible all by engineering a plot that was in its early stages and failing untill as an agent provocateur he coaxed it into a piece of political theatre using his med...
CHRISTINE
August 05, 2022 06:00 - 3 minutes - 2.83 MBA song to commemorate the courage of Christine the first transexual beauty queen who back in 1953 decided bravely to have her gender reassigned to its rightful sexuallity in order that she may be set free from the burden of having to live with her very unwanted masculinity. but it would be a long haul from the first roll of that snowball before the gay community finally made they're stand for equality at the pub we now know as stonewall. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steve...
NIGELLA
August 01, 2022 13:43 - 2 minutes - 2.69 MBA song I wrote this morning for a girl who ran a grease box cafe in the favela , If cook's could kill then this greasy girl was definitely licensed to grill !! she's always standing by ever ready to kill your sense of humour with sarcasm or ease the stomach acid with her peppermint pill --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LINDSAY
August 01, 2022 07:03 - 1 minute - 1.28 MBA poem I wrote for the everso beautiful Lindsay who is leaving after 11 years she brought her LGBT spirit and colour into our drab fifty souls of grey community bombing us daily with vivid wondrous paintings she takes with her an extraordinary feng shui losing her is like the loss of a perpetual summer's day , artist are the community take them away and you kill it's soul you're left with empty plastic people with tarmac tongues and concrete craniums. --- Send in a voice message: https://...
LILY'S BIRTHDAY SONG
July 31, 2022 11:59 - 2 minutes - 2.04 MBA little ditty I wrote for lillian's birthday who was born on the first of may now aged nine .all rights reserved --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE FLOOD
July 25, 2022 19:32 - 18 minutes - 17 MBUnfortunately this was based on real life events within hours of a small miss demeanor involving a flood the Chinese whispers got to work and in the gossiping café's of old H-gate every transformation took place looking back it's quite amusing how things can get so convoluted with each conversation people love scandal --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
NIRVANA
July 24, 2022 16:21 - 2 minutes - 2.69 MBA song about setting off on a world tour in the late seventies was nothing like it is today there were no mobile phones or multimedia just the odd phone box for calls with your thumb and forefinger for transportation hitchhiking thousands of miles around the globe taking years and years almost a decade to the point where many of us became wonderlust with our own wanderlust , but we did become quite skilled in the art of conversation due to spending so much time spieling with strangers , way b...
THE THREE MINUTERS
July 22, 2022 16:40 - 10 minutes - 112 MBA crazy sketch about the three minuters club and their bizarre antics, it is loosely based on true life events. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SUFFRAGETTE
July 20, 2022 17:30 - 3 minutes - 3.18 MBWith courage commitment and candour these extraordinary women did something that had never been done before and that was to bring the age of equality knocking heavily upon the British empire door , legions of suffragettes issued their declaration of war against the centuries of bigotry slaughtering dead the fat old British empires dinosaur . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
BLOOD MOON
July 14, 2022 14:33 - 3 minutes - 3.11 MBA little swing jazz tune written for a friend who has an extremely high sex drive it uses the feminine and the masculine tense due to the person in question being bisexual he once called him self a sexual psychopath. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
EXODUS
July 07, 2022 06:07 - 1 minute - 1.77 MBWe watch the bloodstained refugee whilst sitting at home with wine and a takeaway TV , What is happening in Ukraine is yet another terrible tragedy President Putin and America with allies recently reduced the middle East to ruins displacing tens of millions of refugees another tyrannical war game any of us with half a brain can see that it's the blood of the innocent yet again that is spilling down the drain !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-r...
GOOD FRIDAY
July 05, 2022 20:34 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBA short story about crazy maniacs who shared space and spilt blood with me , you should never really put three bisexuals and an asexual under one roof especially if one pushes everything and everyone to the limit of their patience --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
COVID
July 05, 2022 13:03 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBThis invisible foe the fear is here our café laite life styles are over we're living as trappist monk in self isolation cells our secular society is all but defunk . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
D I Y
July 05, 2022 05:22 - 3 minutes - 2.98 MBA short song about Buying power tools at the DIY hardware store? you truly may as well arm yourself with a weapon of war and become yet another one of the do it yourself casualty score , around the world figures run into the hundreds of thousands the body counts are much higher than in most actual modern theatres of war . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
LOONEY TOON
July 04, 2022 06:58 - 1 minute - 1.73 MBA short song I wrote for my god children who love to alternate things to risky rhetoric especially in cartoons and almost all things their word play being a speciality children always push the boundaries of imagination and give chancy candid connotations as if they're the most natural notions of naivety. . , all rights reserved. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE OLD AND FILTHY
July 02, 2022 16:41 - 1 minute - 1.45 MBA song I wrote yesterday with my godson about his father's nightly drinking habits we call it the old and filthy. all rights reserved . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SONG FOR JO
July 02, 2022 08:32 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBA song I wrote for a crazy young girl who's beauty could have caused Aphrodite to scream a blue rage of jealously and it was fairly obvious to see her maker man was OCD and once you're under her spell you just can't break free . all rights reserved. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
MAFIA MAN
July 01, 2022 11:05 - 2 minutes - 2.28 MBA song wrote about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta all rights reserved . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SISTER SIRI
June 30, 2022 13:14 - 4 minutes - 4.24 MBA short ditty written for the god children who now speak in fluent geek and worship God Google , They say that the earth will belong to the meek I think they might mean the "GEEK --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
PAPARAZZI
June 29, 2022 21:35 - 2 minutes - 2.28 MBEvery day the paparazzi serve us our blood and gore all fleshy sacrificed red and raw, no good being a herbivore you've really got to be a cover story carnivore with the stomach of a blood thirsty toreador , let's face it the press room's a slaughtering house stable and the editor's desk is nothing more than the butcher's table. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SISTER SIRI
June 26, 2022 21:55 - 3 minutes - 1.72 MBA short ditty written for the god Google children who now speak in fluent geek , They say that the earth shell will belong to the meek I think they might mean the. "GEEK " --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
June 24, 2022 20:03 - 3 minutes - 1.55 MBA short song I wrote whilst trapped in rush hour on the M25 you may hear a few cars zooming past forgive the quality , its certainly a highway to hell and your brain boils in its crab faced shell; at night it turns into a Cannon Ball Run a hundred and seventeen miles of MAD MAX fun with motor cycles screaming past like something out of the movie TOP GUN. I say if there's anyone out there with good musical ability who would care to lend me a hand with these songs please give me a email as you ...
THE SOUL CAGE
June 23, 2022 07:42 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBThe ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence at our final doom . software one day maybe so sensitive and bio hybridized to our DNA that it could just become our very own soul cage I almost feel as though my computer tech is reading my mind in some sort of strange tech telepathy they were recently saying that the clone...
NINJA GIRL
June 19, 2022 18:16 - 3 minutes - 2.92 MBOur green karma Queen casts her svelt shadow over we obstinate boulder brained beasts lighting an alternative pathway towards her spiritual sentient sanctuary . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message