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COMEDY

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I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of life's mystery

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SCREAMING TOMATOES

April 05, 2023 18:57 - 1 minute - 1.63 MB

An English king's breakfast could  consist  of swine flesh , embryos  fungi ,congealed blood , kippers, herring , pike , roach various birds , venison, cockles and pilchards .   when thinking about the Buddhist belief of  reincarnation  wouldn't it be a devine justice  if these gargantuan gluttons  came back  as screaming red faced tomatoes in a vegan salad . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

MERCANTILE

April 04, 2023 21:27 - 56 seconds - 895 KB

A short poem written about the money monsters in the city of London thay feed the needy to the greedy down on London's squire mile all the while with their wry smirk and smile hence why this rapacious reptile called Mr mercantile . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

VIRGIN

April 04, 2023 12:04 - 1 minute - 1.44 MB

A poem about lord Kitchener's sabre rattling speeches come sermons his soldiers were dying at the rate of 6000 a day aged between 16-18, he had printed into their war guide books that they must avoid wine and women meaning prostitutes and drink with a life expectancy of 17 Hours catching a little pox or slaughtering a little sobriety would have been  the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

⭐Spring Clean⭐

April 04, 2023 06:27 - 1 minute - 1.8 MB

Her mother is always in a constant Spring clean dusting and polishing until everything in the house begins to gleam, then again she could be addicted to the smell of Mr sheen or has she been drinking far too much caffeine, perhaps it's something to do with the covid vaccine that's turned her into this dopamine drama queen, what about the lack of vitamin b12 is she missing the red meat protein she's never quite been the same since she read the vegan magazine, oh for heaven's sake someone pleas...

⭐BLOOD RAIN⭐

April 03, 2023 09:09 - 1 minute - 1.22 MB

A poem about artist girlfriend who's Spanish African temperament could turn from being a soft mistral breeze that gently caresses into violent blood raining Scirocco that tears the blossom from the trees slamming doors and smashing flower pots and hearts into pieces washing them down the drain like biscuits in the rain . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

⭐SECOND HAND LOVE⭐

April 03, 2023 07:44 - 2 minutes - 1.96 MB

As you get older looking for love is similar to rummaging through a scrap yard come jumble sale you sift an shake through the worn torn fragile and fail usually to no avail things are stretched out of shape almost befitting the proverbial grey whale instead of the once sleek male or female then suddenly there it is the right one for you the little bunny rabbits bob tail an together you dovetail perfectly as you'd been handmade by thomas chippendale . --- Send in a voice message: https://po...

⭐HELL'S ANGELS⭐

April 02, 2023 18:27 - 1 minute - 1.63 MB

The Belles Angels a bunch of hell raising Harrogate girls all leather and lace they murdered every midnight hour slaking an slaughtering sobriety , to all those super sexy Ladies college girls I say God bless you all . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

⭐OXFAM⭐

April 02, 2023 16:22 - 2 minutes - 2.54 MB

The Oxfam shop or "The dead man's drop" is an essential part of our high street culture we all of us at some stage find ourselves sifting through their silt as if stroking and smelling the scents and spirits of our past relatives like some lost and found bric-a-brac burial ground we old elephants come to rummage around amongst the bones and skin of our not so long ago departed kin. Unfortunately all the objects mentioned in this musing is what I have purchased and given away to friends and fa...

⭐HELL GIRL⭐

April 02, 2023 06:55 - 2 minutes - 2.1 MB

A musing for Lily's tenth birthday with leather jacket to match my own design of cause - mother not too keen I have a sneeking suspicion she'd like one too . By ten years of age kids of today are silicone valley sage a decade old an they're ready to fledge the family fold , far too cool for school they just let TiK ToK Rock an Rule !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

⭐THE LAUGHING BREXITEER⭐

April 01, 2023 12:29 - 1 minute - 1.31 MB

The Westminster war of brexit has split a lot of blood onto the backbenchers but who will win the feudalistic few or the milky middle class . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

⭐MAN-EATER⭐

April 01, 2023 10:17 - 2 minutes - 1.04 MB

Krystyana Skarbek was a polish beauty queen come countess and the longest serving spy in Churchill's SOE , with a life expectancy of six weeks she lasted seven years as a field agent fighting against Nazi tyranny   only then to be   betrayed by her own trusted powers that be , Britain with a stroke of their Judas pen  turned her  into a  refugee and also leaked her name to Stalin's newly formed KGB , on the day that she was  due to fly out to be married and finally set free she was stabbed fa...

⭐LOST LOVE⭐

April 01, 2023 09:22 - 1 minute - 1.09 MB

A poem written for a woman who lost the love of her life then tried to replace and replicate her lost fate only to end up living in some dreadful union of hate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

⭐GROUND ZERO⭐

April 01, 2023 05:47 - 3 minutes - 2.9 MB

The crisis of covid-19 has caused our fast spinning world to slow to a seizing after trillions of dollars of quantitative easing it still feels like the whole world has been hit by some dreadful physical freezing now everybody waits with bated breath for the chancellor of the Exchequer to begin his terrible squeezing an just when the pandemic feels over winter arrives and again people start coughing an sneezing gasping an a wheezing . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify...

⭐FIFTY SHADES OF GREY⭐

March 31, 2023 16:35 - 1 minute - 1.33 MB

When you get to fifty something plus tax seemingly a sexy silver fox sporting those ashtray coloured locks you may want to forget about the fifty shades of grey and perhaps think of putting your sex pistols away . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

WALL STREET

March 30, 2023 20:40 - 3 minutes - 3.28 MB

Today the cardinal sin that we call greed was ultimately born out of the necessity for us to gorge and feed whilst trying to out run a savage predatory rival in what was the flight or fight of our stone age survival, greed also ment that we could sire and seed across a much stronger lineage to the next burgeoning member of our breed; later religion took over the lead and ordained that its newly found christian creed should be brought to heel and made to heed in order that it's gluttonous heat...

BIRDMAN

March 30, 2023 19:15 - 1 minute - 1.71 MB

A poem about men and their midwife crisis as a matter course men feel the need to try out a new horse so they get a divorce and set off in search of adventure usually riding a Harley-Davidson towards the sun and what they think will be some all new sexual fun . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

LAST VAGAS

March 30, 2023 14:14 - 1 minute - 1.16 MB

A poem about a miserable old neighbour called stan who once had everything a palace and a kingdom but then unfortunately lost everything and was reduced to that of a normal man , alas such a tragedy to fall amonst we the mere mortal clan . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

THE GODFATHER

March 29, 2023 19:22 - 3 minutes - 2.84 MB

A poem written about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

ALICE IN WONDERLAND

March 29, 2023 18:19 - 2 minutes - 2.27 MB

This is a poem I wrote for an innocent looking girl called Alice who when tempered up turns into a hell's angel of malice she resembles a fairytale princess fresh from a folkloric palace yet soon as she opens her mouth you think she's been drinking from the poisoned chalice with her hands in the air she stands about four feet tall but after a rise through with alcohol she turns into a native neanderthal, forget all about etiquette and protocol this little tomboy is more likely to be found scr...

TRAINSPOTTING

March 29, 2023 16:40 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MB

We used to be the bonhomie brothers of revelry we ghosts of the good Life now haunt past each other in the street with a gaze averted towards our feet , spirits and spectres have now all been exorcised by the big dry of sobriety which has turned us into normal members of society ; now they we don't strut so proud or shout too loud , now we just shuffle past you with our eyes down cowed and heads low bowed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richards...

BARFLY

March 29, 2023 07:42 - 2 minutes - 25.6 MB

A song I wrote in the old music hall traditiion of two verse chorus which is similar to the church stanza chorus stanza chorus I've also sang it in the baritone barber shop of a beggers opera style like that of my father who born in 1925 still bursts into song similar to a Mississippi minstrel . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

THE KING

March 28, 2023 20:19 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MB

A poem for the king of rock and roll he was born into extreme poverty raised in a shotgun shack but managed not only to break out of that but also to attack the apartheid of America he was one of the first to start singing the black man's blues , he went from busking as a bum on Beale Street to having the world worshipping at his feet --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

ANGEL HEART

March 28, 2023 09:11 - 2 minutes - 2.41 MB

If ever you should take a drink with a witch make sure you leave the very same night before the break of day or the dawn of light by which time you might just find yourself in a very unfortunate plight of being subjected to her JuJu cat's emasculation bite that leaves you as some sort of strangely sculptured hermaphrodite . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

BAD BOYS

March 27, 2023 16:45 - 2 minutes - 1.9 MB

In the swinging sixties to own a car was rare but if it be a jaguar then you were the young nouveau rich the fake faux millionaires and make believe movie stars as were members of my friends and family usually their balloons burst in bankruptcy debt and divorce , too much money in young hands is like playing with the fire of a newly found passionate desire --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

THE DELI

March 27, 2023 13:24 - 1 minute - 1.74 MB

A musing about a girl born with a greasy spoon who we nick named Nigella from the Favela , if cook's could kill then this girl is definitely licensed to grill !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

BRIEF ENCOUNTER

March 27, 2023 13:21 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MB

Hidden deep in her silver box were the secret letters of her long dead lover who in that moment of war when passion was in fashion she fed it red and raw to her hungry dog d'amour . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

SHYLOCK

March 26, 2023 20:26 - 1 minute - 1.59 MB

A person who is cast in abject austerity remains of that mind set  ,even though  they've elevated themselves  to a privileged prosperity. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

BLACK ROD

March 26, 2023 18:53 - 1 minute - 1.69 MB

A birthday poem for Neno, I call it Black Rod because for the first time in Britain's Parliamentary history this position of spiritual and temporal power has been handed over to a woman the willow may look soft and gentle but inside lies a heart of oak stronger than a yard arm of English oak . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

RAGMAN ROCKEFELLER

March 26, 2023 13:52 - 1 minute - 1.78 MB

A poem about an old rag and bone man who started out with just a horse and cart then after a life of skinflinting strife became very rich but even after acquiring weath still retained his beggar man roots and rhetoric. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

HANGOVER

March 25, 2023 18:44 - 4 minutes - 4.17 MB

A poem for supertramp who had a unique way of curing his halitosis by drinking your aftershave as well as the rest of your bathroom cabinet dry. Beware beware of the ambre solaire . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

A JOJO TATTOO

March 25, 2023 16:18 - 3 minutes - 2.82 MB

What was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

THE SWEENEY

March 25, 2023 14:23 - 2 minutes - 2.18 MB

The Mustang Men were Wild tameless stallions with sports cars suntans and gold medallions , once they were war faced warriors now they're warfarin worries they part of the night time disco scene , now they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

PAPARAZZI

March 25, 2023 07:51 - 1 minute - 860 KB

Every day the paparazzi serve us our blood and gore all freshly sacrificed red and raw no good being a herb eating herbivore what you've really got to be is a cover story carnivore with the stomach of a blood thirsty toreador let's face it the press room's a slaughtermans stable and the editor's desk is nothing more than a butcher's table. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

SEVEN

March 24, 2023 22:22 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MB

A preacher man told to me that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival that we needed whilst hunter gathering on the savage African Savannah through evolution and ecclesiastical endeavours we have been trying to adapt our mammalian species to a more sacred sentient state of being ever since . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

THE LADYKILLERS

March 24, 2023 18:11 - 1 minute - 898 KB

A poem for a dear friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women is so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer even whilst laid on the surgeons slab awaiting a serious operation he was still able to twirl the attention of a young nurse who was at the time wet shaving him of all body hair ready for his open heart surgery. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

GEISHA

March 24, 2023 07:37 - 2 minutes - 2.13 MB

Prostitution is one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel it's about time the government took control of this sexual slavery let's face facts  the chancellor's been selling cigarettes and booze for hundred of years they're both forms of narcotics best not allow the criminals any room to manoeuvre best to take over all their operations Save the girls any more torture legalise this profession too . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcast...

GUY FAWKES

March 23, 2023 19:44 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MB

Treachery and treason never go out of season the gunpowder plot was the spy master's crowning piece of glory he'd managed to use the plot to catapult James the 1st from being a doomed king guaranteed to be assassinated into a national hero who united both Scotland and England into the union of Crowns a feat never before thought possible all by engineering a plot that was in its early stages and failing untill as an agent provocateur he coaxed it into a piece of political theatre using his med...

DEATH

March 23, 2023 13:23 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MB

Upon seeing a cold cadaver staring back people begin to timidly tread in fear of the dead circling round as though it be some spectral apparition of dread . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

L S D

March 23, 2023 11:10 - 1 minute - 1.48 MB

The building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it was eaten by our early primate species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their synaptic kick start . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

TITANIC

March 23, 2023 11:10 - 3 minutes - 3.08 MB

Being at sea aboard huge luxury vessels is very glamorous and as a skipper come captain it is so easy to be wined and dined each evening by billionaires with the finest foods and drink the only drawback is that you steadily become an old soak, I worked alongside many captains who became just that, thinking back to a collision at night with JJ the skipper and a refugee boat he had got drunk with a stewardess and gone to bed leaving the vessel on autopilot the similarities to Titanic are on a m...

ROBIN HOOD

March 23, 2023 11:07 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MB

A poem about the most famous tree in all of history "Robin Hood's Royal Oak" , a thousand years of living monumental mystery with empty holes and hollow the winter winds howl through creating such a mournful sound of sorrow . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

CROWN

March 23, 2023 10:42 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MB

A musing I wrote about the sixty three year love affair between a member of the royal family and one her dutiful long standing servant known as G M for short, the Queen mums old cool companion . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

SUPER GIRLS

March 23, 2023 10:28 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MB

With courage commitment and candour these extraordinary women did something that had never been done before and that was to bring the age of equality knocking heavily upon the British empire door , legions of suffragettes issued their declaration of war against the centuries of bigotry slaughtering dead the fat old British empires dinosaur . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

REDEMPTION

March 23, 2023 10:22 - 1 minute - 1.84 MB

Carrying a vicarious redemption on behalf of someone else is a burdensome weight the preachers daughter still carries hers each moment of each day a beautiful quiet soul who was given the sin substitution by her callous caretakers her atonement isn't due any time soon . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

VIRGIN DEATH

March 23, 2023 10:22 - 1 minute - 1.4 MB

A musing about Lord Kitchener who's Sabre rattling speeches come sermons raised rampant applause back in Whitehall and Westminster whilst unfortunately his young Virgin soldiers were dying by 6000 a day , he had printed into their guide books for war , "avoid wine and women" meaning french prostitutes , with a life expectancy of 17 hours catching a little pox would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6...

COCK ROBIN

March 23, 2023 10:14 - 56 seconds - 902 KB

The robin is always first on the scene unafraid of humans or much else this courageous little spiv wares a blood red bib due to scrapping to the death. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

LESBIAN MAN

March 23, 2023 10:14 - 1 minute - 1.61 MB

A poem about an angry old man who was released from his angst after being given a course of oestrogen hormone therapy to combat prostate cancer which freed up his feminine side he's a much happier man now that he's let loose his lesbian libido . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

SEX SLAVES

March 23, 2023 10:13 - 2 minutes - 2.77 MB

Today there are approximately forty million slaves ten million of which are sex slaves, these poor poverty stricken women are used as weapons of war I was reading how some had been sold for as little as a packet of cigarettes at the auction block all colours including white . Today in the west girls become slaves working out suburban back bedrooms cellars or even in the case of a friend from some pantry steps using Web cams they account for a third of all organised crime profits . --- Send...

BOHEMIAN

March 22, 2023 21:28 - 1 minute - 1.25 MB

A poem written for two old Bohemians who through reckless behaviour in younger year did so destroy the fragile entity of love , and are now left with just the ghost of her to haunt their old hearts . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

THE FEUDAL FEW

March 22, 2023 09:49 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MB

The British boarding schools were without doubt what built the British Empire, anyone subjected to this kind of brutal cruelty or treatment could easily subjugate a sufferance over someone else especially another nationality creed which the British empire managed to achieve for a few hundred years each school had peculiar traits Eton used to be famous for its flage Friday where boys would be placed onto a birching block and thrashed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify....