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VIRGIN SOLDIERS
November 16, 2022 21:41 - 1 minute - 1.4 MBA musing about Lord Kitchener who's Sabre rattling speeches come sermons raised rampant applause back in Whitehall and Westminster whilst unfortunately his young Virgin soldiers were dying by 6000 a day , he had printed into their guide books for war , "avoid wine and women" meaning french prostitutes , with a life expectancy of 17 hours catching a little pox would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈SALVATION
November 11, 2022 21:41 - 2 minutes - 1.32 MBA little tune i wrote for James who's very devout in his religion each Sunday we usually have a long discussion with him trying to convert me to his Christianity and me remaining with my humble hallowed humanity both of us remaining respectful to each others theistic thoughts. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SALVATION
November 11, 2022 21:41 - 2 minutes - 1.32 MBA little tune i wrote for James who's very devout in his religion each Sunday we usually have a long discussion with him trying to convert me to his Christianity and me remaining with my humble hallowed humanity both of us remaining respectful to each others theistic thoughts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
🌈GUY FAWKES
November 08, 2022 22:27 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MBTreachery and treason never go out of season the gunpowder plot was the spy master's crowning piece of glory he'd managed to use the plot to catapult James the 1st from being a doomed king guaranteed to be assassinated into a national hero who united both Scotland and England into the union of Crowns a feat never before thought possible all by engineering a plot that was in its early stages and failing untill as an agent provocateur he coaxed it into a piece of political theatre using his med...
🌈HANGOVER
November 07, 2022 21:21 - 2 minutes - 2.27 MBA whale song dream turns out to be the squealing brake drums of a distant dust truck it's sound distorted by gusting wind singing through ginnel and garret , bin lids cymbal into the sensitivity of your sobriety announcing the arrival of an unwanted monday morning's anxiety. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌟HANGOVER🌟
November 07, 2022 21:21 - 2 minutes - 2.27 MBA whale song dream turns out to be the squealing brake drums of a distant dust truck it's sound distorted by gusting wind singing through ginnel and garret , bin lids cymbal into the sensitivity of your sobriety announcing the arrival of an unwanted monday morning's anxiety. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SACRED RAIN.
November 07, 2022 18:30 - 59 seconds - 953 KBA poem about the rain cycle's continual celestial cleansing this perpetual purification of precipitation shows no discrimination of skin treating us all to the same asperging sanctification from sin . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈SACRED RAIN
November 07, 2022 18:30 - 59 seconds - 953 KBA poem about the rain cycle's continual celestial cleansing this perpetual purification of precipitation shows no discrimination of skin treating us all to the same asperging sanctification from sin . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌟SACRED RAIN🌟
November 07, 2022 18:30 - 59 seconds - 953 KBA poem about the rain cycle's continual celestial cleansing this perpetual purification of precipitation shows no discrimination of skin treating us all to the same asperging sanctification from sin . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SLOTH.
November 07, 2022 18:28 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBThe sloth is portrayed as the epitome of laziness but this little arboreal adaption turns out to be a perfect green dream a hairy little leaf eating machine that has a zero carbon footprint and could save the world all on its own we would do well to put a little of the sinful slow sloth back in our own fast food life styles in order to try and save our poor planet . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈SLOTH
November 07, 2022 18:28 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBThe sloth is portrayed as the epitome of laziness but this little arboreal adaption turns out to be a perfect green dream a hairy little leaf eating machine that has a zero carbon footprint and could save the world all on its own we would do well to put a little of the sinful slow sloth back in our own fast food life styles in order to try and save our poor planet . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌟SLOTH🌟
November 07, 2022 18:28 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBThe sloth is portrayed as the epitome of laziness but this little arboreal adaption turns out to be a perfect green dream a hairy little leaf eating machine that has a zero carbon footprint and could save the world all on its own we would do well to put a little of the sinful slow sloth back in our own fast food life styles in order to try and save our poor planet . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈BLUE BLOOD
November 07, 2022 15:11 - 3 minutes - 2.97 MBBlue bloods are quite simply mad , they treat normal reality as some sort of bland banality rules don't exist and the rest of mortality is merely to keep them in their constant state of joviality. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌟BLUE BLOOD🌟
November 07, 2022 15:11 - 3 minutes - 2.97 MBBlue bloods are quite simply mad , they treat normal reality as some sort of bland banality rules don't exist and the rest of mortality is merely to keep them in their constant state of joviality. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈KISS OF DEATH
November 07, 2022 07:16 - 57 seconds - 911 KBA poem come prayer for a baby who died at birth and never got a chance of life If ever you've been close to someone who's lost a new born then you do feel if it were possible you would swap souls with them and give them a chance at life. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌟KISS OF DEATH🌟
November 07, 2022 07:16 - 57 seconds - 911 KBA poem come prayer for a baby who died at birth and never got a chance of life If ever you've been close to someone who's lost a new born then you do feel if it were possible you would swap souls with them and give them a chance at life. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌟SAMSON🌟
November 06, 2022 22:32 - 2 minutes - 1.98 MBThe loss of a lion's mane is similar to that of a man's hair as it recedes they both become a little timid and tame loosing pride and prowess both these mammals are now out of the mating game . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈SAMSON
November 06, 2022 22:32 - 2 minutes - 1.98 MBThe loss of a lion's mane is similar to that of a man's hair as it recedes they both become a little timid and tame loosing pride and prowess both these mammals are now out of the mating game . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌟SCREAMING TOMATOES🌟
November 06, 2022 17:52 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBAn English king's breakfast could consist of swine flesh , embryos fungi ,congealed blood , kippers, herring , pike , roach various birds , venison, cockles and pilchards . when thinking about the Buddhist belief of reincarnation wouldn't it be a devine justice if these gargantuan gluttons came back as screaming red faced tomatoes in a vegan salad . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈SCREAMING TOMATOES
November 06, 2022 17:52 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBAn English king's breakfast could consist of swine flesh , embryos fungi ,congealed blood , kippers, herring , pike , roach various birds , venison, cockles and pilchards . when thinking about the Buddhist belief of reincarnation wouldn't it be a devine justice if these gargantuan gluttons came back as screaming red faced tomatoes in a vegan salad . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈NIRVANA
November 06, 2022 15:19 - 2 minutes - 2.43 MBSetting off on a world tour in the late seventies was nothing like it is today there were no mobile phones or multimedia just the odd phone box for calls with your thumb and forefinger for transportation Hitchhiking thousands of miles around the globe taking years and years almost a decade to the point where many of us became wonderless with our own wanderlust , but still quite skilled in the art of conversation due to spending so much time spieling with strangers where way back when you had ...
🌈 SHYLOCK
November 06, 2022 12:44 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBA person who is cast in abject austerity remains of that mind set ,even though they've elevated themselves to a privileged prosperity. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE MISERS DAUGHTER
November 06, 2022 12:44 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBA person who is cast in abject austerity remains of that mind set ,even though they've elevated themselves to a privileged prosperity. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈RUBY
November 06, 2022 10:35 - 1 minute - 1.6 MBRuby's a teenage dream queen that's been hand made in heaven to a cat walking cool talking size number seven , she glares an glints guilty as a guillotine , her temper is a mix of gunpowder an nitroglycerin. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈AMBRE SOLAIRE
November 06, 2022 07:29 - 4 minutes - 4.17 MBA poem for supertramp who had a unique way of curing his halitosis by drinking your aftershave as well as the rest of your bathroom cabinet dry. Beware beware of the ambre solaire . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈MERCANTILE
November 05, 2022 18:44 - 56 seconds - 895 KBA short poem written about the money monsters in the city of London thay feed the needy to the greedy down on London's squire mile all the while with their wry smirk and smile hence why this rapacious reptile called Mr mercantile . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SECOND HAND LOVE.
November 05, 2022 07:53 - 2 minutes - 1.96 MBAs you get older looking for love is similar to rummaging through a scrap yard come jumble sale you sift an shake through the worn torn fragile and fail usually to no avail things are stretched out of shape almost befitting the proverbial grey whale instead of the once sleek male or female then suddenly there it is the right one for you the little bunny rabbits bob tail an together you dovetail perfectly as you'd been handmade by thomas chippendale . --- Send in a voice message: https://an...
🌈SECOND HAND LOVE.
November 05, 2022 07:53 - 2 minutes - 1.96 MBAs you get older looking for love is similar to rummaging through a scrap yard come jumble sale you sift an shake through the worn torn fragile and fail usually to no avail things are stretched out of shape almost befitting the proverbial grey whale instead of the once sleek male or female then suddenly there it is the right one for you the little bunny rabbits bob tail an together you dovetail perfectly as you'd been handmade by thomas chippendale . --- Send in a voice message: https://an...
🌈Envy
November 04, 2022 14:06 - 2 minutes - 2.14 MBThe green eyed monster of sin that secret schadenfreude which we keep hidden away so deep within usually it's only seen in children as their rival for survival and parental attention the lowly leftover instinct of our anthropic ascension , however this terrible traits can also be witnessed later in our lives when when the male begins to assert it's dominance as the procreation stage arrives . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈BLOOD RAIN
November 04, 2022 06:44 - 1 minute - 1.22 MBA poem about artist girlfriend who's Spanish African temperament could turn from being a soft mistral breeze that gently caresses into violent blood raining Scirocco that tears the blossom from the trees slamming doors and smashing flower pots and hearts into pieces washing them down the drain like biscuits in the rain . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈L S D
November 03, 2022 21:26 - 1 minute - 1.48 MBThe building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it was eaten by our early primate species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their synaptic kick start . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈SCOTCH BROTH
November 03, 2022 07:43 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBA poem i wrote for the fire and brimstone preacher who baptised me in an ice water stone trough a wild religious Celt with raven hair alabaster skin and husky dog blue eyes a true blood line of the ancient Bretagne . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈O C D .
November 02, 2022 21:12 - 2 minutes - 2.62 MBThis is a musing I wrote after listening to my father who'd been conscripted into the British army during the second world war you can quite easily see why by year twenty three most members of the military have gone completely mad with OCD its perhaps due to the cour d'esprit of the British army which has a relentless marching rhythm beating to the sweet spot tempo of 120 , from day one your heart soul body and mind are recalibrated and realined to the measured metronome of the military kind ...
🌈GLUTTONY
November 02, 2022 20:24 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBI was quite horrified to read that the human is responsible for the slaughter of three billion aninmals each day i wrote the poem in a pompous manner after listening to a hunter talking about his blood sports, he truly belived it tobe his righteous privalage to kill similar to royalty and the religious who once regularly pleasured their pallets with the flesh of endangered animals with some still doing so today after buying a licence from secret African auction houses in many poorer countries...
🌈STONEWALL
November 02, 2022 12:03 - 3 minutes - 3.22 MBA poem I wrote to commemorate the courage of Christine the first transexual beauty queen who back in 1953 decided bravely to have her gender reassigned to its rightful sexuallity in order that she may be set free from the burden of having to live with her very unwanted masculinity, but it would be a long haul from the first roll of that snowball before the gay community finally made they're stand for equality at the Inn we now know as stonewall. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....
🌈SPITTLE AND SPUME
November 02, 2022 09:13 - 2 minutes - 2.35 MBListening to these waffling old windbags wheezing about saving our world , those who quaff down expensive wine squandering fifty pounds a glass and then dare to set the price of carbon capture at three pounds a ton and this to save your granddaughter or grandson ?. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈THE PROMISED LAND
November 01, 2022 22:12 - 2 minutes - 2.71 MBA poem for Katy on reception who drives ever man crazy by giving them a glimpse of the promised land only then to watch gleefully as they walk towards her straight into a paradise of quicksand . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈GOD GOOGLE
November 01, 2022 19:29 - 54 seconds - 860 KBShort poem I wrote about the neo omnipresent computer that seems almost all controlling and God like in its invisible power and presence. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈MAN-EATER
November 01, 2022 17:27 - 2 minutes - 1.04 MBKrystyana Skarbek was a polish beauty queen come countess and the longest serving spy in Churchill's SOE , with a life expectancy of six weeks she lasted seven years as a field agent fighting against Nazi tyranny only then to be betrayed by her own trusted powers that be , Britain with a stroke of their Judas pen turned her into a refugee and also leaked her name to Stalin's newly formed KGB , on the day that she was due to fly out to be married and finally set free she was stabbed fa...
🌈SEVEN SHADES OF SIN
November 01, 2022 14:41 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MBA preacher man told to me that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival that we needed whilst hunter gathering on the savage African Savannah through evolution and ecclesiastical endeavours we have been trying to adapt our mammalian species to a more sacred sentient state of being ever since . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈SOUL CAGE
November 01, 2022 08:51 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBThe ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence at our final doom . software one day maybe so sensitive and bio hybridized to our DNA that it could just become our very own soul cage I almost feel as though my computer tech is reading my mind in some sort of strange tech telepathy they were recently saying that the clone...
🌈DIY
October 31, 2022 20:43 - 2 minutes - 2.14 MBBuying power tools at the hardware store then attempting some DIY well you truly may as well arm yourself with a weapon of war and become yet another one of the casualty scores,. around the world run into the hundreds of thousands the body counts are much higher than in most modern theatres of war. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈THE SOUL
October 31, 2022 19:32 - 2 minutes - 1.89 MBThe ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence in our final doom . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈A ROYAL LOVE AFFAIR.
October 31, 2022 17:47 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBA musing I wrote about the sixty three year love affair between a member of the royal family and one her dutiful long standing servant known as G M for short, the Queen mums old cool companion . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈BOHEMIAN FUGITIVES
October 31, 2022 13:24 - 1 minute - 1.25 MBA poem written for two old Bohemians who through reckless behaviour in younger year did so destroy the fragile entity of love , and are now left with just the ghost of her to haunt their old hearts . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈DEATH
October 31, 2022 12:01 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MBUpon seeing a cold cadaver staring back people begin to timidly tread in fear of the dead circling round as though it be some spectral apparition of dread . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈FEMME FATALE
October 30, 2022 18:50 - 2 minutes - 2.46 MBThe femme fatale overrides all of our rationale her swan song is the sound we hear as our love boat runs aground and the final pheromone we scent is that of sulphur as we start to drowned . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Name and Shame
October 30, 2022 12:28 - 1 minute - 1.69 MBA musing about giving your offspring a strong polysyllabic sounding name something to inspire them to aspire towards fortune and fame . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈Name and Shame
October 30, 2022 12:28 - 1 minute - 1.69 MBA musing about giving your offspring a strong polysyllabic sounding name something to inspire them to aspire towards fortune and fame . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
🌈THE LAUGHING BREXITEER
October 29, 2022 20:16 - 1 minute - 1.31 MBThe Westminster war of brexit has split a lot of blood onto the backbenchers but who will win the feudalistic few or the milky middle class . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message