COMEDY

BLOOD RAIN

February 01, 2023 20:42 - 1 minute - 1.22 MB

A poem about artist girlfriend who's Spanish African temperament could turn from being a soft mistral breeze that gently caresses into violent blood raining Scirocco that tears the blossom from the trees slamming doors and smashing flower pots and hearts into pieces washing them down the drain like biscuits in the rain . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

GREED

February 01, 2023 19:19 - 1 minute - 1.4 MB

Today the cardinal sin that we call greed was ultimately born out of the necessity for us to gorge and feed whilst trying to out run a savage predatory rival in what was the flight or fight of our stone age survival, greed also ment that we could sire and seed across a much stronger lineage to the next burgeoning member of our breed; later religion took over the lead and ordained that its newly found christian creed should be brought to heel and made to heed in order that it's gluttonous heat...

THE LADYKILLER

February 01, 2023 15:36 - 1 minute - 898 KB

A poem for a dear friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women is so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer even whilst laid on the surgeons slab awaiting a serious operation he was still able to twirl the attention of a young nurse who was at the time wet shaving him of all body hair ready for his open heart surgery. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

LOVE LETTERS

February 01, 2023 12:31 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MB

Hidden deep in her silver box were the secret letters of her long dead lover who in that moment of war when passion was in fashion she fed it red and raw to her hungry dog d'amour . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

VANITY

February 01, 2023 07:50 - 1 minute - 1.62 MB

Vanity? Is it a sin ? or just the selfish substance that we need in order to win?. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

TEN CIGARETTES TILL DAWN

January 31, 2023 19:18 - 1 minute - 1.39 MB

She read mien kampt and the marquis de sade a sexual psychopath who fell asleep leather clad, A blood letting Banshee of tormenting torture That gave no clemency an no quarter , She had an iQ of above one hundred and twenty two a dipsomaniac who would tremble you to the DTS and night sweat you to a cold freeze. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

CUCKOO

January 31, 2023 14:58 - 1 minute - 1.5 MB

Medieval doctors use to dress up as huge birds with long beak's believing that the soul was delivered and despatched by the avian transmigration i.e Stalk''s, babies, Raven's = devils, Cookoo's madness etc. Loosing a family member to cancer that small egg shaped lump seems to hatch into something of vulturous bird flesh eating bird . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

VOODOO DAWN

January 31, 2023 07:44 - 2 minutes - 2.41 MB

If ever you should take a drink with a witch make sure you leave the very same night before the break of day or the dawn of light by which time you might just find yourself in a very unfortunate plight of being subjected to her JuJu cat's emasculation bite that leaves you as some sort of strangely sculptured hermaphrodite . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

OXFAM

January 30, 2023 18:54 - 2 minutes - 2.54 MB

The Oxfam shop or "The dead man's drop" is an essential part of our high street culture we all of us at some stage find ourselves sifting through their silt as if stroking and smelling the scents and spirits of our past relatives like some lost and found bric-a-brac burial ground we old elephants come to rummage around amongst the bones and skin of our not so long ago departed kin. Unfortunately all the objects mentioned in this musing is what I have purchased and given away to friends and fa...

MUSTANG MEN

January 30, 2023 13:27 - 2 minutes - 2.18 MB

The Mustang Men were Wild tameless stallions with sports cars suntans and gold medallions , once they were war faced warriors now they're warfarin worries they part of the night time disco scene , now they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

SUFFRAGETTE

January 30, 2023 08:45 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MB

With courage commitment and candour these extraordinary women did something that had never been done before and that was to bring the age of equality knocking heavily upon the British empire door , legions of suffragettes issued their declaration of war against the centuries of bigotry slaughtering dead the fat old British empires dinosaur . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

THE STATION

January 28, 2023 20:29 - 3 minutes - 3.37 MB

THE STATION. - A selection of sapiens found at the train station such a cosmopolitan lot. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

ARTIST

January 28, 2023 07:43 - 2 minutes - 2.06 MB

A musing about an artist girlfriend that I lived with in Barcelona Spain at the time I couldn't understand what she ment when she use to say that she was a spiritual suffragette sacrificing love and life for her art I did use to think her a pompous pretentious spoilt brat now after twelve months of lockdown living as a mendicant monk in my own solitary confinement cell I'm beginning to understand her state of mind . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stev...

O C D .

January 24, 2023 18:18 - 2 minutes - 2.62 MB

This is a musing I wrote after listening to my father who'd been conscripted into the British army during the second world war you can quite easily see why by year twenty three most members of the military have gone completely mad with OCD its perhaps due to the cour d'esprit of the British army which has a relentless marching rhythm beating to the sweet spot tempo of 120 , from day one your heart soul body and mind are recalibrated and realined to the measured metronome of the military kind ...

THE HELL'S ANGELS

January 22, 2023 19:17 - 1 minute - 1.63 MB

The Belles Angels a bunch of hell raising Harrogate girls all leather and lace they murdered every midnight hour slaking an slaughtering sobriety , to all those super sexy Ladies college girls I say God bless you all . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

January 22, 2023 13:00 - 1 minute - 1.33 MB

When you get to fifty something plus tax seemingly a sexy silver fox sporting those ashtray coloured locks you may want to forget about the fifty shades of grey and perhaps think of putting your sex pistols away . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

TATTOO

January 22, 2023 12:58 - 3 minutes - 2.82 MB

What was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

LOST LOVE

January 22, 2023 12:58 - 1 minute - 1.09 MB

A poem written for a woman who lost the love of her life then tried to replace and replicate her lost fate only to end up living in some dreadful union of hate . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

KILLING MISS MAPLE.

January 20, 2023 22:44 - 1 minute - 1.6 MB

A short poem written about the savagery Of humans towards mother nature scaring her face with our callous hands of cruelty but she will soon shake us fleas into infinity and once again reclaim her beauty. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

SNAKE BITE

January 19, 2023 20:14 - 2 minutes - 25.6 MB

A song I wrote in the old music hall traditiion of two verse chorus which is similar to the church stanza chorus stanza chorus I've also sang it in the baritone barber shop of a beggers opera style like that of my father who born in 1925 still bursts into song similar to a Mississippi minstrel . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

THE PRODIGAL SON

January 18, 2023 22:16 - 3 minutes - 3.14 MB

The sibling son whose quest for frolic and fun wedged hatred in between a brothers love by what he'd done .It's difficult to understand the parable of the prodigal son especially if you're looking through the eyes of the hard working one who through restraint and strive managed with diligent life to toil and til the land in order to fill empty bellies and winter barn now back without a crumb returns the squandering sibling bun doubtless to take the family fortune for yet another hit an run , ...

SPRING CLEANING

January 16, 2023 23:02 - 1 minute - 1.8 MB

Her mother is always in a constant Spring clean dusting and polishing until everything in the house begins to gleam, then again she could be addicted to the smell of Mr sheen or has she been drinking far too much caffeine, perhaps it's something to do with the covid vaccine that's turned her into this dopamine drama queen, what about the lack of vitamin b12 is she missing the red meat protein she's never quite been the same since she read the vegan magazine, oh for heaven's sake someone pleas...

SANCTIMONIOUS STAN

January 16, 2023 12:22 - 1 minute - 1.16 MB

A poem about a miserable old neighbour called stan who once had everything a palace and a kingdom but then unfortunately lost everything and was reduced to that of a normal man , alas such a tragedy to fall amonst we the mere mortal clan . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

A ROYAL LOVE AFFAIR.

January 16, 2023 07:52 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MB

A musing I wrote about the sixty three year love affair between a member of the royal family and one her dutiful long standing servant known as G M for short, the Queen mums old cool companion . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

LIAR

January 15, 2023 08:43 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MB

Every night I ask the women at my local shop what has been happening I usually get same boring response from a middle class mind full of meandering mediocrity then I tell her she can lie to save us both the boring reply. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

HELL GIRL

January 14, 2023 16:57 - 2 minutes - 2.1 MB

A musing for Lily's tenth birthday with leather jacket to match my own design of cause - mother not too keen I have a sneeking suspicion she'd like one too . By ten years of age kids of today are silicone valley sage a decade old an they're ready to fledge the family fold , far too cool for school they just let TiK ToK Rock an Rule !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

SLOTH

January 13, 2023 15:34 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MB

The sloth is portrayed as the epitome of laziness but this little arboreal adaption turns out to be a perfect green dream a hairy little leaf eating machine that has a zero carbon footprint and could save the world all on its own we would do well to put a little of the sinful slow sloth back in our own fast food life styles in order to try and save our poor planet . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

SOUL CAGE

January 13, 2023 14:35 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MB

The ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence at our final doom . software one day maybe so sensitive and bio hybridized to our DNA that it could just become our very own soul cage I almost feel as though my computer tech is reading my mind in some sort of strange tech telepathy they were recently saying that the clone...

TWINS

January 12, 2023 15:29 - 42 seconds - 679 KB

The strange phenomenon of dizygotic twin estrangement when nothing of similarity seems to have been shared apart from their indifference towards each other . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

KISS OF DEATH

January 11, 2023 19:50 - 57 seconds - 911 KB

A poem come prayer for a baby who died at birth and never got a chance of life If ever you've been close to someone who's lost a new born then you do feel if it were possible you would swap souls with them and give them a chance at life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

GROUND ZERO

January 10, 2023 20:38 - 3 minutes - 2.9 MB

The crisis of covid-19 has caused our fast spinning world to slow to a seizing after trillions of dollars of quantitative easing it still feels like the whole world has been hit by some dreadful physical freezing now everybody waits with bated breath for the chancellor of the Exchequer to begin his terrible squeezing an just when the pandemic feels over winter arrives and again people start coughing an sneezing gasping an a wheezing . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-r...

A TYPHOON IN THE ROOM

January 04, 2023 08:17 - 2 minutes - 2.67 MB

A poem written for a crazy young woman who I fell hopelessly in love with during the summer of 1992 whilst working in the South of France aboard yachts in the port of Antibes . Together we stayed in a huge stone pile called the chateau Laval courtesy of Jack et Michelle Olga was a green-eyed goddess with olive skin and a temper that she'd borrowed from the dog cerberus , I was a dotting fool but hay to everyone who's ever suffered from the lightning strike of love at first sight or as the It...

EQUINOX

January 03, 2023 20:53 - 1 minute - 1.65 MB

Blue September skies signals the end of Summer's lease the autumn equinox in one day changes everything tilting time and tugging tide , it's as though our seasons of life has suddenly died . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

SECOND HAND LOVE

January 02, 2023 08:53 - 2 minutes - 1.96 MB

As you get older looking for love is similar to rummaging through a scrap yard come jumble sale you sift an shake through the worn torn fragile and fail usually to no avail things are stretched out of shape almost befitting the proverbial grey whale instead of the once sleek male or female then suddenly there it is the right one for you the little bunny rabbits bob tail an together you dovetail perfectly as you'd been handmade by thomas chippendale . --- Send in a voice message: https://an...

MANCHESTER PETE

January 01, 2023 18:23 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MB

A poem for big Manchester Pete the hardest looking man you'd ever meet a face made for trick or treat but inside his heart was softer than boiled sugar beet . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

MAN TRIBE

December 31, 2022 19:44 - 2 minutes - 1.94 MB

Back in the sixties heavy industry was extremely hard work the way the men eased their brutal burden was with non-stop humourous quirk today its seen as a social deride that one must hastily hide .humour has become a malignant tumor cut away by political correctness until its now all but a rumour . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

LEVITICUS

December 31, 2022 18:34 - 1 minute - 1.09 MB

A poem I wrote for a terribly crippled girl Daniella she lived in agony all her life but there wasn't a day I didn't see her smile , a soul so beautiful it cast long shadows of perfection over my dirty own anima and many others . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

THE SYLLABLE SWING

December 31, 2022 10:57 - 1 minute - 1.78 MB

When children acquire their first language they sing like a fresh fledgling on the first day of spring with that easy natural swing which to them is a brand new play thing without any restraining ring , their simple melodic crooning needs no interference or fine tuning but unfortunately school comes along with its lexicon Lego box tongue "dislexicating " what was once a beautiful song leaving that innocent syllable swing broken as a veritable birds wing the kids then become too frightened to ...

FATE ON A PLATE

December 30, 2022 19:34 - 1 minute - 1.66 MB

The macabre story about a great grandmother who's ashes were made into a bone china plate by her broken hearted lover , the practice of using powdered human bone in pottery still continues to this day with artists such as Crow and Kraft who call it crafting Cremains . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

COVID-19

December 25, 2022 10:48 - 3 minutes - 3.22 MB

A poem written for a sibling son whose quest for frolic and fun wedge hatred in-between his brothers love by what he'd gone and done , it's difficult to understand the parable of the prodigal son especially if you're looking through the eyes of the other hard working one who through restraint and strive hath managed with diligent life toiled and tilled the farm in order to fill empty bellies and winter barn now back without a crumb returns the squandering sibling pun doubtless to take the fam...

GLADIATOR

December 24, 2022 16:33 - 4 minutes - 3.73 MB

After the third slave uprising of Rome a hundred thousand men lay dead on the battlefield another six thousand slaves were crucified along the appian way and left to rot as carrion crow fodder also they were a lesson for anyone else minded to rebel against the might of Rome ; the appian way at that time was a freeway into the capital city . Bizzar to think that there are still 40 million slaves in the world today , Africa and Asia carrying the most at twenty five million , at the height of Br...

SIRI

December 23, 2022 21:11 - 1 minute - 1.48 MB

When you turn on a virtual assistant such as Alexa , Siri or Cortana , for the first time even as an adult but especially as a child it feels like You've tuned into a God or Goddess of wisdom channel children of the future will almost certainly give up on any parental guidance and move into spacebook or a Walt Disney crack house . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

STEVE MCQUEEN

December 22, 2022 09:31 - 6 minutes - 6.06 MB

Steve McQueen once said he came from the gutter and that he'd not done bad for an orphan boy , after a fifty different jobs from lumberjack, getaway driver, pimp and gunrunner etc he finally found his niche . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

SILK PURSE SOWS EAR

December 20, 2022 08:39 - 1 minute - 1.81 MB

A musing about two relative's who should never have entered into a doomed relationship due to their persuasions and personalities being planets apart one a reclusive miser and the other an extravagant extrovert ; perhaps now with the internet we might make a much better match . com or sexual selection of it with God Google's precision and profiling us to the last detail of our mortal minutiae it should make for some interesting parings that are not left to the seven senses of the sapien . --...

SEXUALITY

December 19, 2022 13:06 - 1 minute - 889 KB

There's now a full alphabetical list of varying genderization an A to Z of sexuality so very difficult to choose from all these variations no wonder most of the population leave it to computerisation , using the dating come mating sites to mix match and marry our many differing persuasions . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

VICE.

December 14, 2022 20:32 - 2 minutes - 2.13 MB

Prostitution is one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel it's about time the government took control of this sexual slavery let's face facts the chancellor's been selling cigarettes and booze for hundred of years they're both forms of narcotics best not allow the criminals any room to manoeuvre best to take over all their operations Save the girls any more torture legalise this profession too . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....

REVOLTING

November 26, 2022 20:53 - 36 seconds - 584 KB

Two haiku poems , TEAR DROP shows how a Tsunami of sorrow can start from the slightest ripple. REVOLTING, a poem describing how if you distract the populous with something revolting it can avert a revolution as with Rome's Colosseum or today's violent multimedia games , sedate the sapiens savagery the status quo can then survive . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

WRATH

November 26, 2022 16:52 - 1 minute - 1.73 MB

The last update of a human brain was in the stone age hence why we still carry the trait of wrath , some believe it's one of the seven deadly sins whilst others say it be just a left over instinct from the sapiens savage days of survival on the African Savannah . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

LEVITICUS.

November 26, 2022 15:32 - 1 minute - 527 KB

A poem I wrote about a crippled girl I lived aside who had a soul so beautiful it cast long shadows of perfection over my dirty old anima. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message

Pride

November 20, 2022 19:17 - 1 minute - 1.48 MB

A prick of our precious pride is all that's needed to derail and deride our sensibility into taking a walk back onto its wild side. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

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