Joey and Lauren in the Morning
3,209 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 115 ratingsFirst they were high school friends, and now married with kids, Joey and Lauren are a chemistry filled duo guaranteed to make you laugh every moment you spend with them. Joey has wild ideas and thinks formal sweatpants should be a thing. Lauren will put a restaurant meal in a dish and call it her own, and is not afraid to throw herself in awkward situations.
From their famous segments like Make Up or Break Up, and The Phone Jenks, to trying the latest challenges or trends, Joey & Lauren are your familiar friends that feel like family and keep you coming back for more. For all the content you crave, you can listen to Joey & Lauren anywhere you download your podcasts, and keep up with them on all social media platforms.
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Episodes
Off The Hook - Asking Out My Ex Boss 🤵🏻
November 03, 2020 16:14 - 10 minutes - 9.39 MBWell this is a new one...Amy wants to ask out the guy who just FIRED her! So we text him on the show!
Should Joey Grow A Mustache? 👨🏻 + Lauren is already doing THIS?! 🎄 + New Make Up or Break Up
November 02, 2020 17:40 - 49 minutes - 45 MBThat's right, Joey and Lauren have the same discussion they do every year. Also, Lauren was caught doing this in the living room and were Kyle & Brittany on a date? Or running errands?
Make Up or Break Up - Running Errands 🚗
November 02, 2020 16:13 - 8 minutes - 7.47 MBBrittany immediately felt like her "date" was more of helping Kyle out...
Villains You Are Attracted To 😈 + Name That Creep! 😳 + New Make Up or Break Up
October 30, 2020 16:14 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBIs there a movie villain or scary movie character that you are attracted to? Also, we play a game we call, "Name That Creep!" We have a new Make Up or Break Up and a CRAZY Radio Therapy.
Make Up or Break Up - The Nails 💅🏼
October 30, 2020 15:22 - 9 minutes - 8.93 MBDo you believe Matt that it really was JUST about the nails?!
We Take A Husband & Wife Test 👰🏼🤵🏼 + New Roommate Chad on The Phone Jenks 📞 + Lauren thinks Our Baby Hates Her
October 29, 2020 16:05 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBThat's right, we take the husband and wife test from 1939! Also, Camille confronts her roommate for drinking her bottle of wine, and speaking of roommates, Joey calls as "Chad" the new roomie on The Phone Jenks.
Phone Jenks - Chad The Roomie 🏠
October 29, 2020 15:25 - 3 minutes - 3.38 MBKelsi is looking for a roommate....Joey calls as "Chad" and thinks he'll be a GREAT roomie.
Off The Hook - The Wine Drinker 🍷
October 29, 2020 15:20 - 6 minutes - 6.17 MBCamille is VERY upset because her roommate drank her bottle of wine! We text the roommate on the show!
Phrase You Used That Made You Realize You Are Just Like Your Parents 👴👵 + New Make Up or Break Up 🍨 + Shows You Are Attached To 📺
October 28, 2020 16:16 - 51 minutes - 47 MBJoey said something yesterday that made him realize he is becoming his PARENTS! Also, What shows make you cry? And a new Make Up or Break Up, plus, bragging on social media and we play Listener vs. Lauren!
Make Up or Break Up - He Used His Fingers 🍨
October 28, 2020 15:32 - 9 minutes - 8.51 MBJake admits maybe he was nervous, but Kristi thinks its just who he is...can we get them on a 2nd Date??
Do You Believe in Ghosts? 👻 + Adult Sleepovers 🛌 + New Phone Jenks & Off The Hook
October 27, 2020 15:49 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBJoey invites a ghost to join the show! Plus, can adults still have slumber parties? We find out which state is the most hated, plus a trick-or-treating snob on the Phone Jenks and asking out a math tutor on Off The Hook!
Off The Hook - My Son's Math Tutor 👩🏫
October 27, 2020 15:28 - 9 minutes - 8.99 MBColin has a crush on his son's math tutor, so we text her on the show to see if we can get them on a date!
Phone Jenks - Trick-Or-Treating Snob 🍬🍭🍫
October 27, 2020 15:18 - 4 minutes - 3.68 MBJoey calls Kathy to try and figure out if her house is going to step up her candy game this year.
Do You Have Smartphone Pinky?! 📱🤙 + Lauren Can't Do This In The Cold 🍦 + New Make Up or Break Up
October 26, 2020 16:51 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBWe give ourselves a exam to find out if we have "smartphone pinky's"....also, Lauren REFUSES to do this in the cold. Also, there is a shortage of this thanks to COVID and a new Make Up or Break Up plus we play Speak Out!
Make Up or Break Up - He Changed 👨🦲
October 26, 2020 15:46 - 9 minutes - 8.51 MBA lot of things changed from the first date to the second date...
Today's Kids Will Never Understand 👶🏼 + Family Photos Recap 👪 + Make Up or Break Up 💩 + 5 Second Rule
October 23, 2020 16:20 - 56 minutes - 52 MBWhat are things that today's kids will never understand? Also, did Lauren wear that infamous hat for family pictures?! We also have Make Up or Break Up and we play 5 Second Rule.
Make Up or Break Up - Bathroom Break 💩
October 23, 2020 15:49 - 7 minutes - 6.71 MBAngela seemed "off" during her date with Austin....but she has a reason.
Joey HATES Family Pictures 📸 👪 + Lauren Gets Yelled At 😲 + Phone Jenks + Off The Hook
October 22, 2020 18:28 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBJoey reveals he has a BIG problem with family pictures. Also, Lauren gets in trouble for whistling?? And we bring back one of our favorite Phone Jenks and trying to figure out your relationship on Off The Hook.
Phone Jenks - Memory Foam Mattress 🛌🏼 🧠
October 22, 2020 15:27 - 2 minutes - 2.05 MBThis is one of our all-time favorite Phone Jenks. Joey calls a mattress store because he's having an issue with his new memory foam mattress.
Off The Hook - Relationship Status 🤷🏼♀️
October 22, 2020 15:23 - 9 minutes - 8.58 MBMaya joined us on Off The Hook because she is sick of trying to figure out her relationship status with a guy that she's dating!
We Applied To Be On A Game Show! 🛒 + Lauren Calls Herself An Idiot 🤦🏼♀️ + Make Up or Break Up 👨🏼🍳
October 21, 2020 15:54 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBThat's right! We are applying to be on a game show! Also, Lauren tried to keep it cool at the auto mechanic, plus a favorite Make Up or Break Up and we play Listener vs. Lauren!
Make Up or Break Up - The Lasagna 👨🏼🍳
October 21, 2020 15:28 - 8 minutes - 7.46 MBJeremy made dinner at his place on his date with Shayla, but there was one problem...
Movie You Can ALWAYS Watch 🎬 + Joey Ruins A Double Date 😲 + New Phone Jenks
October 20, 2020 16:05 - 53 minutes - 49 MBWhat is the movie you ALWAYS watch whenever its on TV? Also, did Joey cross the line when he asked this question on a double date? We have a new Phone Jenks involving fire insurance and Brian stood up his date on Off The Hook.
Phone Jenks - Fire Insurance 🔥🚒
October 20, 2020 15:28 - 4 minutes - 4.35 MBJoey calls Tyler who works at an insurance company because he needs fire insurance....for a fire that already happened.
Off The Hook - Stood Up My Date 😲
October 20, 2020 15:24 - 9 minutes - 8.84 MBBrian got cold feet and ended up standing up his date! We text his date to try and apologize.
That Time Your Kid Embarrassed You 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♂️ + Joey Gets Creepy📸 + Falling Asleep on Make Up or Break Up 😴
October 19, 2020 15:44 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBTell us about that time that your kids TOTALLY embarrassed you. Also, Joey gets awkward in front of a strangers house, and we bring back a favorite Make Up or Break Up when you fall asleep on your first date. Also, someone picked their first pumpkin EVER.
Make Up or Break Up - She Fell Asleep 😴
October 19, 2020 15:08 - 8 minutes - 7.54 MBFalling asleep on your first date is never good, but Tyler made things even worse...
Getting Angry on Make Up or Break Up 🏀 + Things NOT To Do On A Playdate 👶🏼 + We Play 5 Second Rule!
October 16, 2020 15:59 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBWe discuss the 10 things to never do on a playdate. Also, Joey felt VERY weird on his drive to the studio. Lauren goes "mom-mode" at a corn maze and getting mad on Make Up or Break Up. Plus, your wife, your bed, and grandfather's ashes.
Make Up or Break Up - The Basketball Game 🏀
October 16, 2020 15:17 - 9 minutes - 8.33 MBAustin brought Alyssa to his sons basketball game, but she regretted it right when the game started.
We Play Morning Psychic! 🔮 + Lauren Gets Walk-Locked 🚗 + Joey Gets Mean on the Phone Jenks 🎃
October 15, 2020 16:23 - 51 minutes - 47 MBGuess what's back?! We played Morning Psychic! Also, Lauren got "walk-locked" at the gas station. Joey does not play nice on the Phone Jenks and asking a guy out from Fantasy Football on Off The Hook!
Phone Jenks - No Halloween Decorations 💀
October 15, 2020 16:00 - 4 minutes - 3.89 MBJoey calls Nikki to let her know that she needs to step up her decorating game, and she is NOT happy.
Off The Hook - Fantasy Football Flirt 🏈
October 15, 2020 15:55 - 9 minutes - 8.58 MBLindsay has a crush on a guy in her fantasy football league, so we are texting him to see if we can get her a date!
Do You Believe in Love At First Sight? 👀😍 + Crush On Your Son's Teacher👨🏼🏫 + Make Up or Break Up
October 14, 2020 16:08 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBDo you believe in Love at First Sight? Joey doesn't, but after Mike calls in, he's a believer! Also we didn't do this yesterday, Lauren gives Joey an ultimatum, and an awkward Make Up or Break Up. Plus dating your son's teacher on Radio Therapy.
Make Up or Break Up - The Barbie's 💃🏼
October 14, 2020 15:22 - 8 minutes - 7.69 MBShayna and Mike end up in the bedroom at the end of their date...but then it gets weird.
Lauren Won't Tell Joey Her Weight 🏋🏼♀️ + Joey Goes Shirtless At The Pharmacy 💊 + Danielle Gets MAD on The Phone Jenks 🚿
October 13, 2020 16:16 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBThat's right, Lauren will not tell Joey her weight. Also, Joey ends up taking off his shirt at the pharmacy. We also learn how the bosses feel about us, and a very angry person on the Phone Jenks.
Phone Jenks - Where Are Your Towels 🚿
October 13, 2020 15:37 - 4 minutes - 3.82 MBJoey calls Danielle from the bathroom....his bathroom...and he's naked.
CLASSIC Off The Hook - Sister Is A Bad Hairdresser 💇🏼♀️
October 13, 2020 15:35 - 10 minutes - 9.56 MBThat awkward moment when you need to tell your sister she is REALLY bad at this.
Confronting A Co-Worker 💻 + Accusations On Make Up or Break Up🧦 + Joey wearing Lauren's Perfume
October 12, 2020 16:29 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBJoey just found out that a coworker unfriended him on Facebook...should he confront him?! Also, Kendall throws out QUITE the accusation against Justin on Make Up or Break Up, and We play Speak Out!
Make Up or Break Up - The Socks 🧦
October 12, 2020 15:43 - 7 minutes - 7.27 MBKendall throws out quite the accusation about Justin after their date!
#LetLaurenPee 🚽 + Dirtiest Places on An Airplane ✈ + A NOT FUNNY Make Up or Break Up 😑
October 09, 2020 18:02 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBOn today's show you'll find out why #LetLaurenPee is trending. Also, how long does it take to figure out if you like someone? Refusing to get married on Radio Therapy and a Make Up or Break Up that is NOT funny.
Make Up or Break Up - Not Funny 😑
October 09, 2020 15:30 - 8 minutes - 7.81 MBThis first date was apparently not funny....at all.
What Is Your Walk-Up Song? 🎼 + Joey's Father-Son Fail🤦🏼♂️ + New Phone Jenks 📞!
October 08, 2020 16:37 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBWhat Is Your Walk-Up Song? 🎼 + Joey's Father-Son Fail🤦🏼♂️ + New Phone Jenks 📞
Phone Jenks - Whisper Car Buyer 🤫🚗
October 08, 2020 15:38 - 3 minutes - 3.07 MBJoey is interested in buying Jenn's car....only problem is she can't hear him. 👂🏼
Off The Hook - My Swearing Child 🤬
October 08, 2020 15:36 - 8 minutes - 7.86 MBCathy's son came home from school saying a naughty word, and he claims he heard it from his friend...so we text the friend's mom on the show with Cathy!
Lauren Is Cutting Joey Off 🏌🏼♂️⛳ + Lying on Your Job Resume😲 + Make Up or Break Up
October 07, 2020 15:56 - 53 minutes - 49 MBLauren has officially cut Joey off. Also, April called in to confess she lied on her job resume and now she is in trouble. Courtney asks Darrell for a strange favor on Make Up or Break Up and we play Listener vs. Lauren!
Make Up or Break Up - Moving Time 📦
October 07, 2020 15:42 - 7 minutes - 7.18 MBDarrell thought it was inappropriate to do this on his date with Courtney...
Fashion Trends You Don't Get 🩳+ Video Game Phone Jenks🎮 + New Off The Hook
October 06, 2020 15:56 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBJoey gets VERY angry about certain fashion trends. Also, we might have had the most petty person on Off The Hook today. Also, A video game focused Phone Jenks and pet owners LOVE their pets lives.
Phone Jenks - Call of Duty Bully 🎮
October 06, 2020 15:54 - 3 minutes - 3.41 MBJoey calls Jason to let him know he is not happy with how he's being treated on the video game Call of Duty!
Off The Hook - The Pasta Strainer 🍝
October 06, 2020 15:35 - 9 minutes - 8.87 MBMiranda may be the most petty person we've had on the show...why? Because we are texting her ex-boyfriend because she wants her PASTA STRAINER back! 😂😂
Our TERRIBLE Flight ✈ + Doing Your Kids Homework + New Make Up or Break Up
October 05, 2020 16:32 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBWe recap our weekend including our TERRIBLE flight to Las Vegas with Baby J. Also, a massive parenting fail at our hotel and a weird tradition on Make Up or Break Up. Also, do you do your kids homework?