Joey and Lauren in the Morning
3,209 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★★ - 115 ratingsFirst they were high school friends, and now married with kids, Joey and Lauren are a chemistry filled duo guaranteed to make you laugh every moment you spend with them. Joey has wild ideas and thinks formal sweatpants should be a thing. Lauren will put a restaurant meal in a dish and call it her own, and is not afraid to throw herself in awkward situations.
From their famous segments like Make Up or Break Up, and The Phone Jenks, to trying the latest challenges or trends, Joey & Lauren are your familiar friends that feel like family and keep you coming back for more. For all the content you crave, you can listen to Joey & Lauren anywhere you download your podcasts, and keep up with them on all social media platforms.
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Episodes
Phone Jenks - Dating Cousins
March 09, 2021 18:05 - 6 minutes - 5.52 MBJoey calls Chloe to let her know he is excited for their date, but turns out, they're cousins! Its still cool to date, right?!
Why Does Joey Hate Mikey Mouse?!
March 09, 2021 17:05 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBThat's right, Joey goes OFF on Mikey Mouse and other TERRIBLE kids TV shows. Also, why dating your cousin comes up on the Phone Jenks, and Lauren tells us about how terrible of an employee she was at previous jobs on Tell The Truth Tuesday!
Make Up or Break Up - The Nails 💅
March 09, 2021 16:35 - 8 minutes - 8.22 MBIs Matt being petty over what Candace did in his car on their way to dinner??
We Survived The Sick Weekend! 🤒
March 08, 2021 17:05 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBWe're back from the weekend trying to take care of our sick kiddo! What are the 10 Bachelor habits that you need to break? Also, That Awkward Moment and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - His Head 👨🦲
March 08, 2021 16:35 - 9 minutes - 8.48 MBWe talk to Alex and Natalie on Make Up or Break Up and there are some major changes going on after their date...
That Awkward Moment - The Dressing Room
March 08, 2021 16:05 - 9 minutes - 9.11 MBDressing Rooms can always be an awkward place...especially when you do this.
We Have A Sick Kiddo + Lauren Gets Awkward
March 05, 2021 17:35 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBOn today's show, Lauren has no shame when it comes to shopping for pants at Costco. Also, we learn some interesting bathroom facts, plus we are dealing with a sick kid at home, and Make Up or Break Up and That Awkward Moment
Make Up or Break Up - The Palm Reader 🤲
March 05, 2021 16:35 - 8 minutes - 7.54 MBGetting a palm reading on your first date? now that's weird.
That Awkward Moment - Dirty Diaper Pants
March 05, 2021 16:05 - 8 minutes - 7.55 MBCassie joins us on That Awkward Moment to tell us about a TERRIBLE time at the store involving her pants and a dirty diaper.
Was Joey Hit On?!
March 04, 2021 17:05 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBDid Joey get hit on at the grocery store? Or were people just being nice? Also, a big argument over the name William on the Phone Jenks, and a petty argument on Make Up or Break Up.
Phone Jenks - My Name Is William
March 04, 2021 16:35 - 4 minutes - 3.67 MBJoey calls William to confirm his delivery for his new couch...but the couch isn't the problem. The name "William" is.
Make Up or Break Up - He Wants To Facetime
March 04, 2021 16:05 - 9 minutes - 8.33 MBEmmett is a BIG fan of Facetime, but could that be the reason that he's done contacting Chelsea?!
We Are Going To Get Arrested 😲
March 03, 2021 17:05 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBWhy are we getting arrested? Blame Lauren and the mail. Also, do you dress up to go to the gym? Plus every parents nightmare on Fix My Life and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - Hanging Out
March 03, 2021 16:35 - 10 minutes - 10 MBLuke and Nikki have gone on a few dates, but we think Luke needs a better definition of what a "date" is.
Fix My Life - Daughter's Lying Friend
March 03, 2021 16:05 - 10 minutes - 9.38 MBAlmost every parent has been in this situation with their kids' friends, and its an awkward one.
Is Joey A Handy Man?! + New Phone Jenks
March 02, 2021 17:05 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBJoey receives A TON of hate from friends and coworkers over an Instagram post from Lauren. Also, Lauren has drive-thru rules, Joey ate garbage, and a new Phone Jenks and Make Up or Break Up!
Phone Jenks - Your New Dance Instructor
March 02, 2021 16:35 - 5 minutes - 4.86 MBHave you ever heard a dance off happen live on the phone? You have now and this brand new Phone Jenks!
Make Up or Break Up -M'Lady
March 02, 2021 16:05 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBThis first date with Todd and Serena feels like a throwback...like, wayyyy back.
10 Things You NEVER Say In A Fight + Joey Saw Something Strange
March 01, 2021 17:05 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBWe learned that Joey and Lauren don't know how to fight, because we share the 10 Things you never say in a fight. Also, Joey saw something strange in the neighborhood, and That Awkward Moment and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - That's A LOT of Texts.
March 01, 2021 16:35 - 8 minutes - 7.39 MBJon goes OFF on Brandi because he got A LOT of texts from her after their date....and we mean, A LOT.
That Awkward Moment - The Wrong Kid
March 01, 2021 16:05 - 8 minutes - 8.06 MBShawn called in on That Awkward Moment to tell us about the time he was accused of kidnapping! 😲
Lauren Is A Weasel + Would You Freeze Your Age
February 26, 2021 17:05 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBLauren gets called out for trying to score a free trip to Mexico but doing it in a VERY shady way. Also, would you freeze your age? We also discuss old fashioned hand gestures, plus Make Up or Break Up and That Awkward Moment!
That Awkward Moment - Looking Like A Snack
February 26, 2021 16:05 - 9 minutes - 8.49 MBImagine sending a company-wide email telling everyone you think the boss is hot....well Nora doesn't have to imagine.
Weird Relationship Deal Breakers + Joey Hates Messy Cars
February 25, 2021 17:05 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBLauren tells us about her friend that recently ended a relationship because of a VERY weird reason. Also, Joey goes off on messy cars plus a new Phone Jenks and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - The Errand
February 25, 2021 16:35 - 9 minutes - 8.26 MBAdam asked Shelby for a favor after their first date, but Shelby says it was more than just a quick errand.
Phone Jenks - You've Been Catfished
February 25, 2021 16:05 - 4 minutes - 4 MBJoey is very confused when he calls Tiffany because he believes she is his long lost love!
Can Joey Go To Chuck E. Cheese Alone? + Sharing Phone Passwords
February 24, 2021 17:05 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBJoey never went to Chuck E. Cheese when he was a kid, so he wants to go as an adult...alone. Creepy! Also, Lauren has turned into Dr. Oz, and do you share your phone password? Also Grace joins us on Fix My Life and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - Chunky Monkey
February 24, 2021 16:35 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MBYou go to dinner on your first date, you go back to your place, you head to the bathroom and you return to the living room to find THIS. 😲
Fix My Life - Husband Toilet Time 🚽
February 24, 2021 16:05 - 10 minutes - 9.22 MBGrace called in on Fix My Life because her husband spends WAY too much time on the toilet. Anybody else?!
The Sound Effect Game! + Lauren Almost Hurts An Old Woman
February 23, 2021 17:05 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MBGuess what?! Its baaaaack! The Sound Effect Game! Also, An old woman was almost hurt thanks to our son?! Plus, NEVER say this on a first date with Make Up or Break Up, and Joey almost gets killed on The Phone Jenks.
Phone Jenks - Your Dealing Daughter
February 23, 2021 16:35 - 5 minutes - 4.92 MBJoey calls Jenn from her daughter's high school with some unfortunate news....she's been dealing...yep...she's a dealer.
Make Up or Break Up - NEVER Say This!
February 23, 2021 16:05 - 10 minutes - 9.68 MBOhhhh man. Josh said something EXTREMLY stupid on his first date with Kelsey and now he wants to apologize, as he should.
Lauren Would Choose Her Friends Over Joey + Rude American Behaviors
February 22, 2021 17:05 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBLauren (and other women) admit that they would choose their friends over their partner when it comes to THIS. Also, Rude American Behaviors. Road rage on That Awkward Moment plus Make Up or Break Up.
Make Up or Break Up - The Surprise
February 22, 2021 16:35 - 9 minutes - 8.34 MBMelanie left out a specific detail before her first date with Zach....a detail that definitely should've been brought up!
That Awkward Moment - Road Rage Pastor
February 22, 2021 16:05 - 10 minutes - 9.61 MBGiving someone the double bird on the road....but there's a catch.
Lauren Has Been Lying To Joey About Her Location
February 19, 2021 17:05 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBJoey caught Lauren LYING to him about her location, and we discuss what's the ONE condiment you could not survive without, also Make Up or Break Up and Fix My Life!
Make Up Or Break Up - Too Polite
February 19, 2021 16:35 - 10 minutes - 9.45 MBCan someone actually be TOO polite on a first date? Becca sure thinks so.
Guess That Movie Quote! + New Low in Fatherhood
February 18, 2021 17:05 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MBWe join the internet trend with Guess That Movie Quote! Also, Joey hit a new low in fatherhood after what Baby J did. How often do you change your toothbrush? Also new Phone Jenks and Make Up or Break Up!
Phone Jenks - Hotel Roommates 🛌
February 18, 2021 16:35 - 4 minutes - 3.94 MBJoey calls Roy to let him know he has a roommate for his hotel stay....
Make Up or Break Up - All You Can Eat 🥗
February 18, 2021 16:05 - 7 minutes - 7.32 MBGreg asked Jamie out for a quick soup and salad lunch date, but there was nothing quick about it.
Lauren WILL NOT Kiss Joey 💋
February 17, 2021 17:05 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBLauren won't kiss Joey for this reason. Joey is dreaming of being Flo from Progressive? Plus, That Awkward Moment and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - The Drive By 🚗
February 17, 2021 16:35 - 11 minutes - 11 MBMaking a pit stop on the way to the restaurant on your first date is probably not a good idea...
That Awkward Moment - The Tush Grabber ✋
February 17, 2021 16:05 - 9 minutes - 8.98 MBKaci called in to tell us about That Awkward Moment with a man who was NOT her husband at the grocery store....
Who Can Do More Push-Ups? 💪 + Terrible Valentines GIft
February 16, 2021 17:05 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBWho can do more push-ups? Joey? Or Lauren? Also, did Joey totally screw up Valentine's Day, plus the Phone Jenks, Tell The Truth Tuesday and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - The Gift 🧸
February 16, 2021 16:05 - 9 minutes - 8.94 MBGetting a gift on your first date is a sweet touch....or maybe a bit overboard!
Amazon Orders Gone Wrong 😲 + Coolest Skill
February 15, 2021 17:05 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBJoey made an Amazon mistake, and now he's going to pay for it. Also, Lauren admits her most attractive skill in a man, Joey doesn't have....Make Up or Break Up, Monday debate and more!
Make Up or Break Up - Working Out 🏋️♂️💪
February 15, 2021 16:35 - 9 minutes - 9.13 MBThere was some grunting on this date...
Emojis Are Not Cool Anymore?! 🤔 + Joey's Cartoon Crush
February 12, 2021 17:05 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBWe found of list of things that are now considered un-cool and we are VERY confused. Also, did Joey cross the line with one of Lauren's Friends? Plus Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - The Facetime 🤳
February 12, 2021 16:35 - 7 minutes - 6.97 MBBusting out the Facetime on the first date?? Not Smart.
Lauren Calls Joey Out For Eating THIS!
February 11, 2021 17:05 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBLauren confronts Joey about his eating habits. Speaking of eating, Tom Brady's INSANE diet. Make Up or Break Up plus surprise marriage counseling on The Phone Jenks!