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Joey and Lauren in the Morning

3,209 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★★ - 115 ratings

First they were high school friends, and now married with kids, Joey and Lauren are a chemistry filled duo guaranteed to make you laugh every moment you spend with them. Joey has wild ideas and thinks formal sweatpants should be a thing. Lauren will put a restaurant meal in a dish and call it her own, and is not afraid to throw herself in awkward situations.

From their famous segments like Make Up or Break Up, and The Phone Jenks, to trying the latest challenges or trends, Joey & Lauren are your familiar friends that feel like family and keep you coming back for more. For all the content you crave, you can listen to Joey & Lauren anywhere you download your podcasts, and keep up with them on all social media platforms.

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Episodes

Tell Us You're From Idaho, Without Telling Us You're From Idaho🥔

January 13, 2021 17:05 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MB

We hop on the "Tell Us" trend by asking, "Tell us you're from Idaho without telling us you're from Idaho" and the submissions are AWESOME. Also, running errands on your first date?! And does Joey pass the "husband test"?!

Make Up or Break Up - The Dasher 🏃‍♀️

January 13, 2021 16:35 - 8 minutes - 8.24 MB

Running errands on a first date is PROBABLY not a good idea. Andrea is starting to realize that. 

Un-Sexy Foods 🤢 + Too Much Toilet Paper on The Phone Jenks 🧻

January 12, 2021 17:05 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MB

We determine what is the least sexy food, and we also learn that Lauren is a law breaker. Also, can you tell your boyfriend to shave his head? Joey also tells a man he is using too much toilet paper on the Phone Jenks!

Phone Jenks - Too Much Toilet Paper 🧻

January 12, 2021 16:35 - 4 minutes - 4.18 MB

Joey calls Michael to let him know that his company has been tracking his bathroom breaks and he is wasting too much T.P.!

Off The Hook - Balding Boyfriend 👨‍🦲

January 12, 2021 16:05 - 9 minutes - 8.73 MB

Is it appropriate for Ally to ask her boyfriend to SHAVE HIS HEAD?! We're going to text her boyfriend on the show! 

We Reveal Our Plan for Baby #2! 👶 + Squeeze The Teddy 🐻

January 11, 2021 17:05 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

Did Lauren just tell everyone when we are planning for our second child?! Also, "Teddy" gets involved in Make Up or Break Up and our new producer thinks Lauren is gross. 

Make Up or Break Up - Squeeze The Teddy 🐻

January 11, 2021 16:35 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MB

Shawn said there was magic in the air and it was one of the best first dates he's EVER been on...so what's going on, and what does teddy have to do with it! 

Lauren Tickles Joey's Bellybutton 😂 + How Old Do You Feel? 👴👵

January 08, 2021 17:05 - 49 minutes - 45 MB

Lauren tries to find out how ticklish Joey is. Did Jared get blocked on Make Up or Break Up? How old do you ACTUALLY feel and actual buried treasure.

Make Up or Break Up - Did She Block Me?! 📵

January 08, 2021 16:35 - 9 minutes - 8.87 MB

Jared went on a great date with Kristy, but he is concerned that she blocked him because his texts aren't even saying they are getting delivered!

How Do You Eat A Taco? 🌮 + Bingo Gambling Problems on the Phone Jenks

January 07, 2021 17:05 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MB

Joey & Lauren get VERY angry when discussing how do you eat a taco, plus getting revenge on your former employer, bingo gambling debt on the Phone Jenks and switching your Maid of Honor on Off The Hook! 

Phone Jenks - Bingo Gambling Debt 💵💵

January 07, 2021 16:35 - 4 minutes - 3.97 MB

On today's Phone Jenks, Joey calls Trisha to let her know that her mom has gotten herself into some bingo gambling problems at the retirement home. 

Off The Hook - Maid of Honor Change-Up 👰

January 07, 2021 16:05 - 10 minutes - 9.67 MB

That awkward moment when you want to switch your Maid of Honor....

Lauren is the QUEEN of Petty + Tattoo's Involved on Make Up or Break Up

January 06, 2021 17:04 - 53 minutes - 49 MB

We learned that Lauren is the QUEEN of being petty. Also, a post on Instagram causes a lot of drama on Make Up or Break Up. Plus, joint Facebook accounts. 

Make Up or Break Up - The Instagram Post

January 06, 2021 16:30 - 11 minutes - 10.2 MB

John had gone on 6 or 7 dates with Mandy and then she says he's not the right fit....turns out, an Instagram post was the issue. 

Did Joey Go On A Date With Wonder Woman? + New Phone Jenks

January 05, 2021 17:05 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MB

We find out why Lauren thinks Joey actually went on a date with Wonder Woman. Also, Ben wants to ask out a old homecoming date, Joey pretends to be a doctor on the Phone Jenks, and when pay it forward goes wrong. 

Phone Jenks - Call Me Jonesy

January 05, 2021 16:35 - 4 minutes - 4.26 MB

There's nothing like a doctors appointment with.... Dr. Jonesy! 

Off The Hook - The Homecoming Date

January 05, 2021 16:05 - 8 minutes - 8.22 MB

Ben found an old picture of his homecoming date so what does he want to do?! He wants us to text her to ask her out!

We Are Jealous of Rich Kids + Things You Should Not Cook In The Office

January 04, 2021 17:05 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MB

Joey is willing to admit he is jealous of a 9 year-old, plus foods that should be BANNED from the office, and a Make Up or Break Up that will leave you scratching your head.

Make Up or Break Up - Baby Names

January 04, 2021 16:35 - 9 minutes - 8.26 MB

Do you really think that there was a look in his eyes?!?!

Lauren Hates Astronomy + The BEST Christmas Movie Is Announced

December 22, 2020 17:23 - 48 minutes - 44 MB

That's right, Lauren hates Astronomy and now astronomers hate Lauren. We talk to someone who is lying about her job to her date, we play a favorite holiday Phone Jenks, and How well does Lauren know the 12 Days of Christmas?! 

Holiday Favorite Phone Jenks - Hardware Store Caroler 🎅

December 22, 2020 16:42 - 1 minute - 1.55 MB

Nothing says the holidays like Joey calling a hardware store for some caroling! 

Off The Hook - I'm Not A Nurse 👩‍⚕️

December 22, 2020 16:40 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MB

Rachel needs help texting her date...because she has a confession to make!

Joey Cries and Lauren Throws Up + Make Up or Break Up

December 21, 2020 17:23 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MB

Why was Joey crying in the store and why did Lauren almost throw up this weekend? Also, Facebook gets heavily involved on Make Up or Break Up, and we play a holiday themed Speak Out! 

Make Up or Break Up - Facebook Live

December 21, 2020 16:38 - 9 minutes - 8.47 MB

Turns out it wasn't just Caroline and Doug on their first date....

We Learn What "Sus" Means + Sniffing Feet on Make Up or Break Up

December 18, 2020 16:52 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MB

Joey & Lauren have a teenager living with them, so naturally we learn what "Sus" means. Also, a Christmas Movie Bracket update, sniffing feet on Make Up or Break Up, male modeling, and we play 5 Second Rule! 

Make Up or Break Up - Foot Sniffer 👃🦶

December 18, 2020 16:19 - 8 minutes - 8.19 MB

When a foot massage goes TOO FAR on your first date!

Top Baby Names Of 2020 + Someone Has a Fake Boyfriend?!

December 17, 2020 17:08 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MB

Today on the show Lauren gets quizzed on her body, we have a Christmas movie bracket update, Stephanie needs a fake boyfriend, Joey is looking for a daycare...for himself, and What was the worst Christmas present you ever received? 

Phone Jenks: I Need A Daycare

December 17, 2020 16:39 - 4 minutes - 4.54 MB

Joey is looking for a great daycare....but not for his kids....for himself. 

Off The Hook - Fake Boyfriend

December 17, 2020 16:37 - 8 minutes - 7.72 MB

Stephanie told her parents not only that she has a boyfriend but that they can meet him too! So what now? We text a guy to ask if he'll be her fake boyfriend!

Our Coworkers Hate Lauren + Christmas Movie Bracket and Make Up or Break Up

December 16, 2020 17:09 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

Well this is awkward....almost half of the office hates Lauren now...also, the best day to have a birthday and we unveil the Joey & Lauren Ultimate Christmas Movie Bracket! A new Make Up or Break Up and we play Listener vs. Lauren! 

Make Up or Break Up: Baby Yoda

December 16, 2020 16:24 - 8 minutes - 7.46 MB

We only have two words. Baby. Yoda.

Peanut Butter Challenge 🥜 + Kissing A Mirror 💋 + Phone Jenks🚐

December 15, 2020 17:08 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MB

Joey SWEARS he can tell the difference between peanut butter brands so we put him to the test! Also, did you ever practice kissing in a mirror? Asking out your coworker on Off The Hook and losing your minivan on the Phone Jenks!

Phone Jenks - Minivan Bet 🚐

December 15, 2020 16:32 - 3 minutes - 3.03 MB

Joey calls Lindsey to let her know that she has lost her minivan....thanks to a bet with her husband over video games. 😆😆

Off The Hook - Pizza Crush 🍕

December 15, 2020 16:30 - 10 minutes - 9.39 MB

Kent works at a pizza restaurant and has a crush on his new co-worker, so we text her on the show to get him a date with Kent! 

Lauren Freestyle Raps 🎶 + A Haircut Date On Make Up or Break Up 💇‍♂️

December 14, 2020 16:57 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

That's right, its time for Lauren to freestyle rap on the show and its all about the holidays! Also, is getting a haircut a good date on Make Up or Break Up? Joey is turning into THAT parent and we play Speak Out! 

Make Up or Break Up - The Haircut 💇‍♂️💈

December 14, 2020 16:29 - 7 minutes - 7.1 MB

Mariah is a hair stylist, so she ended up cutting Daniel's hair on their second date, but it goes much deeper than that. 

Have You Heard Of The Battery Daddy?! + Make Up or Break Up

December 11, 2020 18:36 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MB

Have you heard about the battery daddy?! Well we are OBSESSED. Also, lying on Make Up or Break Up and is Adam the worst guy ever on Radio Therapy?

Make Up or Break Up - Paint and Sip 🎨

December 11, 2020 18:01 - 8 minutes - 7.64 MB

Danielle needs to confess after paint and sip with Andy.

Things That Feel Illegal But Aren't 🚫 + Asking For Your Money Back From A Date + New Phone Jenks

December 10, 2020 18:01 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MB

Lauren lists off things that feel illegal but actually aren't. Also, Someone mailed us a dead snail in a coffin?! The top googled things of 2020, we text someone to ask for money back from a bad date, and falling in love with Abraham Lincoln on the Phone Jenks! 

Phone Jenks - I'm in Love With Abraham Lincoln

December 10, 2020 16:55 - 4 minutes - 4.16 MB

On today's Phone Jenks, Joey calls Lisa to recruit her for a new Hallmark movie....where she falls in love with Abraham Lincoln 😳

Off The Hook - I Want My Money Back 💵

December 10, 2020 16:53 - 10 minutes - 9.65 MB

Trevor went on such a bad date, that he wants to text his date and ask for his money back! So what do we do? We text his date on the show!

How Do You Shampoo Your Hair? + Lauren Is Injured

December 09, 2020 16:41 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

Yes, today on the show we answer the tough questions like how do you shampoo your hair? Also, Lauren is injured, Joey is angry, and a new Make Up or Break Up and Listener vs. Lauren!

Make Up or Break Up - The Coat 🧥 🥶

December 09, 2020 15:40 - 9 minutes - 8.29 MB

Was Jeremy intentionally NOT being a gentleman? Or was he being smart? 🧥 🥶

Why Don't Adults Play Tag? + New Phone Jenks + Food You Haven't Had In Forever

December 08, 2020 18:02 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MB

Lauren maybe asked the WEIRDEST question of all time today....why don't adults play tag and duck duck goose? Also, Joey needs some Christmas lights on the Phone Jenks, Britt found out a secret on Off The Hook, and what is a food/drink you haven't had in forever.

Phone Jenks - I Took Your Christmas Lights

December 08, 2020 16:43 - 2 minutes - 2.65 MB

Joey calls Sam to thank him for his Christmas lights....wait, what?!

Off The Hook - The Wrong Christmas Present

December 08, 2020 16:39 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MB

Britt found her Christmas present from her fiancé, but there's a problem....the dress is the wrong size.

Real or Fake Christmas Toys + Getting Handsy on Make Up or Break Up

December 07, 2020 18:01 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MB

Real or Fake Christmas Toys + Getting Handsy on Make Up or Break Up

Make Up or Break Up - Getting Handsy

December 07, 2020 17:49 - 10 minutes - 9.5 MB

Vanessa was doing WHAT with her hands?!

What Is Your Hallmark Story? + Lauren Has A New Habit + Weird Roomie on Make Up or Break Up

December 04, 2020 17:05 - 52 minutes - 48 MB

We find out what our Hallmark Christmas movie would be! Also, There is a WEIRD roommate situation on Make Up or Break Up, and Lauren has picked up a strange new habit and baby J embarrasses us at a steakhouse.

Make Up or Break Up - Your Roommate Is Who?!?

December 04, 2020 16:35 - 7 minutes - 6.89 MB

Jason has a roommate, but its someone that makes Hannah VERY uncomfortable. Will they go on a 2nd date??