Joey and Lauren in the Morning
3,209 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★★ - 115 ratingsFirst they were high school friends, and now married with kids, Joey and Lauren are a chemistry filled duo guaranteed to make you laugh every moment you spend with them. Joey has wild ideas and thinks formal sweatpants should be a thing. Lauren will put a restaurant meal in a dish and call it her own, and is not afraid to throw herself in awkward situations.
From their famous segments like Make Up or Break Up, and The Phone Jenks, to trying the latest challenges or trends, Joey & Lauren are your familiar friends that feel like family and keep you coming back for more. For all the content you crave, you can listen to Joey & Lauren anywhere you download your podcasts, and keep up with them on all social media platforms.
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Episodes
Lauren Is An Ice SNOB🧊! - FULL SHOW
April 09, 2021 16:35 - 54 minutes - 50 MBJoey learns very quickly on today's show about the obsession with nugget ice. Also, do you hold on to ALL of your children's artwork? Plus, faking sick on That Awkward Moment and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - Curtains and Plates 🍽
April 09, 2021 16:05 - 10 minutes - 9.56 MBWhy were curtain and plates such a big deal to Lacey on her date with Derek??
That Awkward Moment - Faking Sick 🤒
April 09, 2021 15:35 - 9 minutes - 8.91 MBAshley was our guest on That Awkward Moment and tells us about the time she faked sick, and it blew up in her face!
Lauren Was An Emo Girl 💔 - FULL SHOW
April 08, 2021 16:35 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBWe get nostalgic on today's show by playing our old Myspace songs! Also, what ridiculous purchases have you made, and parents get begged to get pets...A LOT. Also the Phone Jenks and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - Margaritas 🍹 & Lettuce Wraps 🥬
April 08, 2021 16:05 - 8 minutes - 7.92 MBMargaritas and lettuce wraps seems like a fine way to celebrate a first date, but not according to Taylor. Can we get them on a 2nd date?
Phone Jenks - Doo Doo Wedding Dress 👰💩
April 08, 2021 15:35 - 4 minutes - 4.32 MBGetting a call from the bridal store three days before your wedding? Not ideal.
I Want George Washington's Hair! - FULL SHOW
April 07, 2021 16:35 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MBOn today's show, we get in a HEATED debate about George Washington and Michael Jordan. Also, the 10 most inappropriate places to flirt, Fix My Life, and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - It Happened SEVEN times!
April 07, 2021 16:05 - 9 minutes - 8.87 MBWhat did Emily do SEVEN times on her first date with Shawn?!
Fix My Life - The Psychic 🔮
April 07, 2021 15:35 - 9 minutes - 9 MBBeth's husband went to see a psychic and now he wants to change their entire life....what should she do?!
Our Toddler Almost Got Drunk 🍹 - FULL SHOW
April 06, 2021 16:30 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBYes, that's right, we almost got our toddler drunk...on accident. Also, We try to make Lauren sneeze, plus our most embarrassing grooming habit, and Make Up or Break Up and the Phone Jenks!
Make Up or Break Up - Dental Hygienist 🦷
April 06, 2021 16:05 - 11 minutes - 10.6 MBEveryone likes to get a goodie bag after their date with a dental hygienist, don't they?!
Phone Jenks - All-Inclusive.....Kind Of.
April 06, 2021 15:35 - 5 minutes - 4.65 MBEveryone loves to get a call about a hotel bill after their vacation, right?!
Why is Joey Messaging People at 2AM?! - FULL SHOW
April 05, 2021 16:35 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBIs Joey being inappropriate by messaging people in the middle of the night? Also, we do a cupcake taste test, plus saying the wrong thing at the wrong place on That Awkward Moment and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - The Vision Board 💵
April 05, 2021 16:05 - 9 minutes - 9.03 MBThe moment Nate saw what Julia had hanging in her apartment, he was NOT interested in a 2nd Date.
That Awkward Moment - Funeral Screw Up 😐
April 05, 2021 15:35 - 9 minutes - 8.55 MBPaul called in on That Awkward Moment to tell us about saying the wrong thing at a funeral...
Clothes Adults Shouldn't Wear - FULL SHOW
April 02, 2021 16:35 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBJoey found a list of clothes items that adults should stop wearing. Also, why is Joey planning his funeral? Plus, Tristian left a surprise on Make Up or Break Up, and an awful birth story on That Awkward Moment.
Make Up or Break Up - The Trash Can 🗑
April 02, 2021 16:05 - 11 minutes - 10.6 MBNatasha discovered a surprise in her trash can after her date with Tristian. Can we get them on a 2nd date?!
That Awkward Moment - Wrong Delivery Room 👶😲
April 02, 2021 15:35 - 10 minutes - 9.44 MBEric joins us on That Awkward Moment to tell us about the time he got confused at the hospital!
We Chug Capri Sun - FULL SHOW
April 01, 2021 16:35 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBWho can chug a Capri Sun faster, Joey? Or Lauren? Also, Lauren is grossed out with what she saw someone do at Target, plus Make Up or Break Up and the Phone Jenks!
Make Up or Break Up - He Wouldn't Stop Bringing It Up! 📏
April 01, 2021 16:05 - 10 minutes - 9.76 MBBen wants to apologize to Savannah because he knows he took things too far and wouldn't stop teasing her because of this one thing.
Phone Jenks - Sell Your PS5 🎮
April 01, 2021 15:35 - 4 minutes - 4.05 MBWait, you DIDN'T sell your PS5?! That's not what your wife said.
Does Lauren Flirt To Get Discounts?! - FULL SHOW
March 31, 2021 16:31 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBLauren doesn't actually think her and Joey are soul mates?! Also, Have you ever flirted to get a discount? Plus, Cynthia wants to lie to her husband on Fix My Life and someone talks too much on Make Up or Break Up.
Make Up or Break Up - Talking...A Lot.
March 31, 2021 16:05 - 10 minutes - 9.4 MBThere is a lot of talking on today's Make Up or Break Up.... A lot.
Fix My Life - Lying To My Husband 🤫
March 31, 2021 15:35 - 9 minutes - 8.55 MBCynthia is thinking of lying to her husband, but she thinks its good for him. Can we fix her life?
FULL SHOW - Joey makes A Little Girl Cry
March 30, 2021 16:35 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBOn today's show, Joey has to apologize to a 6 year-old girl. Also, We find out the science behind Costco's free samples, and we meet "Mr. Buttons" on Make Up or Break Up, plus spilling bleu cheese dressing in a car on the Phone Jenks!
Phone Jenks - Bleu Cheese Auto Shop 🔧🍗
March 30, 2021 16:05 - 5 minutes - 4.67 MBNo one wants to get a call about Bleu Cheese dressing in your car.
Make Up or Break Up - Mr. Buttons
March 30, 2021 15:35 - 10 minutes - 9.96 MBOn today's Make Up or Break Up, we learn about someone called, "Mr. Buttons" 😲
That AWKWARD Moment - I Sneezed ON HIS FACE 🤧
March 29, 2021 17:35 - 9 minutes - 9 MBKevin tells us the story of when he SNEEZED on a stranger's FACE!
We Have Terrible Coworkers! - FULL SHOW
March 29, 2021 16:05 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBThat's right, we have terrible coworkers. Or at least coworkers with terrible qualities. Also we learned about "sexy walking", we found our old Coronavirus songs, plus Make Up or Break Up and That Awkward Moment!
Make Up or Break Up - Yoga Man 🧘♂️
March 29, 2021 15:35 - 6 minutes - 5.51 MBWhen doing Yoga on your first date goes wrong.
That AWKWARD Moment - Feet On The Plane 🦶
March 26, 2021 17:35 - 9 minutes - 9.14 MBNo doubt about it, Christina made a GIANT mistake on a plane, and she called in to tell us all about it.
"Stimmy Trips" Baby! - FULL SHOW
March 26, 2021 16:05 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBJoey REALLY wants the phrase "Stimmy Trips" to catch on. Also, why did Joey DoorDash this single item? Make Up or Break Up gets confusing, and a REALLY awkward moment on a plane when Christina calls in.
Make Up or Break Up - It's Like She Re-Gifted Me!
March 26, 2021 15:35 - 10 minutes - 9.42 MBMarie thinks her gesture should repair things, but Jason says it feels like she's re-gifting. Can we get them on a 2nd date?!
Phone Jenks - Name Your Kid Hot Dog 🌭
March 25, 2021 17:05 - 4 minutes - 4.08 MBOn today's Phone Jenks, Joey is reminding Marissa that she needs to name her kid hot dog. Actually, legally she HAS to name her kid hot dog.
We're Terrible Parents + Joey Takes the Dad Test
March 25, 2021 16:05 - 54 minutes - 50 MBOnce again, we have realized that we are terrible parents and we can't figure anything out. Also, Joey takes a "Dad Test" plus a pregnant woman freaks out on Joey and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - Trying To Get A FIRST Date
March 25, 2021 15:35 - 9 minutes - 8.93 MBToday on Make Up or Break Up, we try to get Sam on a first date after meeting Jess at the bar.
Fix My Life - Dating With Different Schedules
March 24, 2021 17:05 - 10 minutes - 9.18 MBHave you dated someone who lives a totally different schedule than you do? Lila joined us on Fix My Life with concerns over her boyfriends schedule.
Joey HATES Doing This In Public + Breakfast Will Change Your Life
March 24, 2021 16:05 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBJoey HATES when people do this in public, but is he being a Debbie Downer? Also, why breakfast will change your life, and Make Up or Break Up plus Fix My Life and Would You Rather Wednesday!
Make Up or Break Up - The Longboard 🛹
March 24, 2021 15:35 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBWho knew there would be so much arguing over a longboard?!?
Are Lauren's Parents Moving Next Door?! + Joey The Snob
March 23, 2021 16:05 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBLauren drops a BOMBSHELL on the show by telling Joey she is trying to get her parents to move next door. Also, Joey gets called out for being a snob. Plus, Tell The Truth Tuesday and The Phone Jenks!
What Is Your Walk-Up Song? + Mispronounced Words
March 22, 2021 16:05 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBOn today's show, Joey and Lauren tell us what their walk-up song would be. Also, what are words that your kids always mispronounce? Plus That Awkward Moment and Make Up or Break Up!
That Awkward Moment - Butt Dialing Nightmare 📱
March 12, 2021 18:05 - 9 minutes - 9.02 MBWe all have an awkward butt dial story, but probably not like this!
Is Lauren A "Sharent?" + Awkward Butt Dialing Stories
March 12, 2021 17:05 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBWe find out if Lauren is the term "sharent". Also, why does a guitar get played on Make Up or Break Up? And Awkward Butt Dialing Stories.
Make Up or Break Up - The Guitar 🎸
March 12, 2021 16:35 - 6 minutes - 5.52 MBA guitar gets busted out in the middle of our Make Up or Break Up segment! But, for good reason.
Phone Jenks - Elbow Model 💪
March 11, 2021 18:05 - 5 minutes - 5.19 MBJoey calls Matthew with the deal of a lifetime! He can be the next great elbow model!
Lauren's Voice Is GONE + New Phone Jenks
March 11, 2021 17:05 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBToday's show is interesting because Lauren's voice is almost gone! Stupid cold! Also, Joey gets into the elbow modeling business on The Phone Jenks, and an offensive shirt on Make Up or Break Up.
Make Up or Break Up - The Shirt 👕
March 11, 2021 16:35 - 9 minutes - 8.54 MBDid Janelle offend Cody with her shirt during their date?!
Fix My Life - Dating My Son's Friend's Dad?!
March 10, 2021 18:00 - 8 minutes - 8.2 MBMelanie is in a pickle. She REALLY likes her son's friend's dad, and she wants to DATE him but doesn't want to mess things up. So she wants us to Fix My Life.
Lauren Gets Political?! + Crazy Coffee Orders
March 10, 2021 17:05 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBThat's right, for the first time EVER, Lauren gets political on Facebook. Also, we read the craziest coffee orders, plus Fix My Life and Make Up or Break Up!
Make Up or Break Up - Lady And The Tramp
March 10, 2021 16:35 - 6 minutes - 6.17 MBWere things getting TOO romantic with Colt and Rachel on their first date?!