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Joey and Lauren in the Morning

3,209 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 115 ratings

First they were high school friends, and now married with kids, Joey and Lauren are a chemistry filled duo guaranteed to make you laugh every moment you spend with them. Joey has wild ideas and thinks formal sweatpants should be a thing. Lauren will put a restaurant meal in a dish and call it her own, and is not afraid to throw herself in awkward situations.

From their famous segments like Make Up or Break Up, and The Phone Jenks, to trying the latest challenges or trends, Joey & Lauren are your familiar friends that feel like family and keep you coming back for more. For all the content you crave, you can listen to Joey & Lauren anywhere you download your podcasts, and keep up with them on all social media platforms.

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Episodes

Make Up or Break Up - The Fountain ⛲

October 05, 2020 16:05 - 8 minutes - 8.12 MB

Tyson has a very strange tradition when it comes to fountains...

First Time Flying With A Baby ✈👶 + We have fans in Afghanistan + Make Up or Break Up

October 02, 2020 17:55 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MB

Joey and Lauren are looking for all the flying with a Baby hacks. Also, we have the coolest story to share from Afghanistan! Also a favorite Make Up or Break Up and lying to your girlfriend on Radio Therapy.

CLASSIC Make Up or Break Up - The Sweatpants

October 02, 2020 17:33 - 8 minutes - 7.68 MB

David & Katie went to a nice dinner.....key word is NICE.

Name That Kids TV Show 📺 + Joey Apologizes to Lauren + New Phone Jenks 🛒

October 01, 2020 17:31 - 48 minutes - 44.3 MB

We play a game that we created on the spot called, "name that kids tv show!!" Also, Joey said the WRONG thing, at the WRONG time to Lauren, and we have a new Phone Jenks and Off The Hook! 

Phone Jenks - You Were Flirting With Me 💖🛒

October 01, 2020 16:27 - 3 minutes - 3.62 MB

Joey calls Cassie who works at a grocery store and says she was flirting with him big time and he ain't mad about it! 

Off The Hook - Dad From The Birthday Party 🎂

October 01, 2020 16:23 - 8 minutes - 8.04 MB

Holly met a cute single dad at a kids birthday party, and now we help text him on the show because she wants to ask him out! 

Lauren HATES This ⛺ + Joey Has Lost His Hotel Booking Touch 🏨 + An Idiot -Filled Make Up or Break Up

September 30, 2020 16:04 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

Well, Lauren DID NOT hold back when she talks about camping. Joey tried to interpret Lauren's dream. Also, why Joey is wearing underwear from high school and Cody gets called an idiot on Make Up or Break Up. 

Is Joey Getting Fired? + Words Your Kids Mispronounce + First Time Online Dater + Phone Jenks

September 29, 2020 16:00 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MB

Is Joey going to get fired based off a text he sent to our boss last night📲 ? Also, Lauren had to make a BIG decision last night and what words do your kids always mispronounce? Also a new Off The Hook and Phone Jenks! 

Phone Jenks - You're Not Fancy Enough

September 29, 2020 15:38 - 4 minutes - 3.94 MB

Joey prank calls Don, who works at a fancy steakhouse and just bought a new Mercedes Benz...only one problem....Joey needs to make sure that Don is FANCY enough. 🚘 💵

Lauren Is A Failure 📚 + Thank You Cards Still A Thing? 💌 + Make Up or Break Up

September 28, 2020 16:24 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MB

Lauren admits that she is a failure. Also, we tell you 8 things that restaurants do trick you. Are sending thank you notes still a thing? Also a new Make Up or Break Up and dealing with picky eaters!  

Make Up or Break Up - Piggy Piggy 🐖

September 28, 2020 15:25 - 9 minutes - 8.54 MB

The moment Gretchen saw this in Cam's apartment, she just couldn't go on a 2nd date with him! 🐷🐖

Did Joey Poison Lauren? 💀 + Lauren says Joey is Addicted + Make Up or Break Up

September 25, 2020 16:22 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MB

So did Joey poison Lauren? Also, Lauren caught Joey spending money on something she thinks is RIDICULOUS. Also Make Up or Break Up and we play 5 Second Rule! 

Make Up or Break Up - Emoji Man😁😂😍😘🤗😑

September 25, 2020 15:35 - 8 minutes - 7.53 MB

Three words. Too. Many. Emojis. 😁😂😍😘🤗😑

The Whole Show Is Sick! 🤧🤒 + A New Dating Term + New Phone Jenks

September 24, 2020 15:41 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MB

Well, guess what?! Our entire show is sick 😷 But we push through the show and Joey has a new invention. Also, Joey tries his hand at palm reading on the Phone Jenks, and Lauren tells us about a new dating term! 

Phone Jenks - The Palm Reading 🤲

September 24, 2020 15:11 - 4 minutes - 3.95 MB

Have you ever heard of an over the phone palm reading? Oh, you haven't? Well neither has Brad on the Phone Jenks! 🤲

We're Not Wearing Pants!! 👖🩳 + Lady Drama on Radio Therapy 💅 + Barefoot At The House 🦶

September 23, 2020 16:08 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MB

We're Not Wearing Pants!! 👖🩳 + Lady Drama on Radio Therapy 💅 + Barefoot At The House 🦶

CLASSIC Make Up or Break Up - My Name Is Chad

September 23, 2020 14:38 - 7 minutes - 6.47 MB

Megan went on a date with Chad...or Lawrence....or Chad....we're not sure! 😂🤣

A Lady Was Mad At Joey 🥛😡 + Lauren Throws A Party 🎉 + New Phone Jenks + New Off The Hook

September 22, 2020 15:41 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

A Lady was NOT happy with what Joey did at the grocery store last night🥛😡 . Also, do you talk to yourself? Lauren apologizes for a party 🎉 she threw in high school. Also a new Phone Jenks 📞 and Off The Hook!

Phone Jenks - Godmother Neighbor

September 22, 2020 14:57 - 5 minutes - 4.95 MB

That moment when you want your friendly neighbor to be your son's godmother 🏡👶🏼😇

Off The Hook - Trading Twins

September 22, 2020 14:52 - 8 minutes - 8.17 MB

Does Ben REALLY think that his twin brother's ex-girlfriend would want to date him?!? We text her to find out! 📱👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏻

We Throw Our First Kids Birthday Party + New Make Up or Break Up + How Much Weight Have You Gained in 2020?

September 21, 2020 16:34 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MB

Yes, we did it...we threw a kids birthday party 🎂🎉.  Also, is Joey becoming a fitness junkie? 🚲Things get awkward on Make Up or Break Up 🍝😲 and How much weight have you gained in 2020?

Make Up or Break Up - Pasta PDA

September 21, 2020 15:52 - 7 minutes - 6.92 MB

Colt was trying to be funny, but Rachel didn't think it was funny AT ALL. 🍝😑

Should Joey Be A Life Coach? + It's Baby J's Birthday! + Make Up or Break Up

September 18, 2020 17:10 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

Yes, Joey's friend told him he should be a LIFE COACH?! Also, We have a very special guest call in to the show! A new Make Up or Break Up and a VERY weird answer on 5 Second Rule! 

Make Up or Break Up - She Tested Me

September 18, 2020 15:45 - 10 minutes - 9.24 MB

Jim admits it wasn't the BEST date ever, but Kelly put him to the "test" and she says he FAILED. 😲😲

Lauren Is A Changed Woman + New Phone Jenks + Off The Hook

September 17, 2020 16:24 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MB

Lauren is a changed woman! 🦷  Also, 8 reasons why you are late. Have you heard of a donug? 🍩🐔 Also a problem with a free couch 🛋  on the Phone Jenks and asking out a guy from church⛪  on Off The Hook! 

Phone Jenks - Free Smelly Couch

September 17, 2020 15:45 - 4 minutes - 3.76 MB

Joey calls a woman who just gave away a free couch...but he has some concerns. 🛋🤢

Off The Hook - Masked Church Guy

September 17, 2020 15:44 - 10 minutes - 9.46 MB

Whitney needs help texting a guy she met at church....she wants to ask him out BUT she's never even seen him without a mask! ⛪😷

A Marriage Proposal On Make Up or Break Up!?! + Joey Is An Athlete(s foot) + Dating Bad Drivers

September 16, 2020 15:53 - 52 minutes - 48 MB

For the first time EVER, we have a marriage proposal on Make Up or Break Up! 👰🏼🤵🏼💍Also, Joey is an athlete...sort of 🦶And would you date a REALLY bad driver? 🚗 Also, can someone be TOO nice of a boyfriend??

Make Up or Break Up - The Proposal

September 16, 2020 14:14 - 7 minutes - 7.05 MB

We have NEVER done this on Make Up or Break Up before....we let Ryan propose to his girlfriend Emily ON OUR SHOW! 💍👰🏼🤵🏼

Office Romance + New Phone Jenks + Delivery Drivers Messing with Food

September 15, 2020 16:07 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MB

On today's show, Lauren admits to having an office romance in the past. Also, asking your sister for her friends number on Off The Hook. Joey has some TERRIBLE reality show ideas on the Phone Jenks! 

Phone Jenks - The Next Big Reality Show

September 15, 2020 15:27 - 4 minutes - 3.74 MB

Listener Katie's sister Brenda works for a TV production company in Los Angeles, so Joey calls her because he has some GREAT reality TV show ideas. 📺😆

Off The Hook - My Sisters Friend

September 15, 2020 15:22 - 9 minutes - 8.25 MB

Chase has a crush on his sisters friend, so we help him out and text his sister on the show! 📱♥

Actors You Can't Stand + How Do You Dry Off In The Shower? + Make Up or Break Up

September 14, 2020 16:18 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MB

Who are the actors that no matter what movie they are in, you can't stand? Also, Joey & Lauren are realizing they are really lame on the weekends. A new Make Up or Break Up and how do you dry off in the shower?!

Make Up or Break Up - The Favor

September 14, 2020 15:24 - 9 minutes - 8.31 MB

Adam asked Shelby for a favor after his first date, but Shelby thinks he took it too far...🚙👶🏼

Foods That Get You In The Mood + Intervention for Joey + Make Up or Break Up and 5 Second Rule!

September 11, 2020 16:16 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MB

Today on the show, Joey & Lauren share the 5 foods that put you in the mood. Another intervention for Joey. Sleeping with the TV on and Taylor defends herself on Make Up or Break Up plus 5 Second Rule! 

Make Up or Break Up - Phone Number Mystery

September 11, 2020 15:32 - 8 minutes - 7.97 MB

Corey had plans to go out with Taylor on a 2nd date but quickly canceled the date after he talked to a friend that DATED her....📱📱

We Hold A Snail Funeral, Getting A Babysitter to Watch Football

September 10, 2020 16:30 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

For the first time EVER, we hold a funeral LIVE on our show for a pet snail named after Joey! 🐌 Also, Joey & Lauren are thinking of hiring a babysitter so they can watch football?! Prank calling a hair salon on the Phone Jenks and asking out a classmate on Off The Hook!

Phone Jenks - I Want My Hair Back

September 10, 2020 15:44 - 4 minutes - 4.03 MB

What happens when Joey calls a hair salon because he forgot to take his hair home with him! 💇🏼‍♂️💈

Off The Hook - The Classmate

September 10, 2020 15:42 - 8 minutes - 7.86 MB

Jenna has a crush on a classmate that she's only seen virtually. We text him on the show and see if we can score her a date! 💻💖

Chugga Chugga Choo Choo Debate! Creepy Make Up or Break Up

September 09, 2020 18:06 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MB

Joey and Lauren get into maybe their biggest fight on the show over Chugga Chugga Choo Choo?! Also, a VERY creepy Make Up or Break Up, and Joey has a big decision to make.

Make Up or Break Up - The Massage

September 09, 2020 16:47 - 8 minutes - 7.34 MB

Colin had a very interesting way of giving a foot massage after his date with Lacy. 🦶🧈

Joey Defends His Manliness, Saying I Love You on The First Date

September 08, 2020 16:13 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MB

Joey tries to defend his "manliness" on the show 💪🏼. Also, grocery store etiquette, and Jared accidentally said "I love you" ♥  on his first date so we text his date on Off The Hook and Joey experiences his first brain freeze on the Phone Jenks! 🥶

Phone Jenks - Brain Freeze

September 08, 2020 15:33 - 3 minutes - 2.83 MB

Sooo Joey has NEVER experienced a brain freeze...at least that't what Chris thinks. 🥶🥶

Off The Hook - I Love You Accident

September 08, 2020 15:28 - 8 minutes - 7.8 MB

Jared accidentally dropped an "I Love You" at the end of his first date and now he needs our help texting his date to get out of the awkward situation. 

Lauren is a "Sharent". Skittles Challenge. Make Up or Break Up.

September 04, 2020 16:16 - 52 minutes - 48 MB

Lauren is NOT happy after Joey calls her a "Sharent." Also, Joey admits he believes in Bigfoot, Lauren tries a skittles challenge, and Brandon crosses the line on an all new Make Up or Break Up! 

Make Up or Break Up - The Voicemail

September 04, 2020 15:34 - 7 minutes - 6.8 MB

Julie enjoyed her date with Brandon, until she got a voicemail from him a few days ago. 📱😑

Joey Made A Mistake, Asking Out Your Barista, Phone Jenks

September 03, 2020 16:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MB

Joey accidentally sent money to the WRONG person last night. Lauren is becoming a grandmother, a hilarious new Phone Jenks where Joey pretends to be a Disney Channel star, and asking out your barista on Off The Hook!

Phone Jenks - Fake Disney Channel Star

September 03, 2020 15:35 - 5 minutes - 5.09 MB

What happens when Joey calls as a famous Disney channel star (that he made up) from a show (that he made up) and has quite the list of demands for a vacation resort. 

Off The Hook - The Barista Left Me His Number

September 03, 2020 15:24 - 9 minutes - 8.93 MB

Brandi is excited because her barista left his number on her receipt...so we text the barista on the show! 

8 Ways To Help Your Relationship, Lauren is OBSESSED, Make Up or Break Up

September 02, 2020 16:07 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MB

We tell you 8 ways you can strengthen your relationship ♥. Also, Lauren is OBSESSED with a sticker, a new Make Up or Break Up, and parents hiring someone to be the....parent.