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Joey and Lauren in the Morning

3,209 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 115 ratings

First they were high school friends, and now married with kids, Joey and Lauren are a chemistry filled duo guaranteed to make you laugh every moment you spend with them. Joey has wild ideas and thinks formal sweatpants should be a thing. Lauren will put a restaurant meal in a dish and call it her own, and is not afraid to throw herself in awkward situations.

From their famous segments like Make Up or Break Up, and The Phone Jenks, to trying the latest challenges or trends, Joey & Lauren are your familiar friends that feel like family and keep you coming back for more. For all the content you crave, you can listen to Joey & Lauren anywhere you download your podcasts, and keep up with them on all social media platforms.

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Episodes

Weird Pets When Dating, New Phone Jenks, Another Earthquake

June 25, 2020 16:13 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MB

You couldn't date someone that has ___ as a pet. Also a new Phone Jenks and new Off The Hook, and we had another earthquake! 

Phone Jenks - Powerwalking Problem

June 25, 2020 15:41 - 4 minutes - 4.02 MB

Mary enjoys walking in her neighborhood, but Joey calls from the HOA with some bad news...

Off The Hook - Sorry, Mom

June 25, 2020 15:40 - 7 minutes - 6.86 MB

Nina needs to text her mom some bad news, and needs our help! 

Lauren Gets A Spray Tan, Make Up or Break Up, Dad Bod

June 24, 2020 15:34 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

Joey can't touch Lauren because of her new spray tan. Is Lauren planning a surprise summer vacation? Also a new Make Up or Break Up and we play Listener vs. Lauren!

Make Up or Break Up - Freshen Up Would Ya?

June 24, 2020 15:19 - 8 minutes - 8.03 MB

Did Sarah cross the line on her date with Brandon or was she just trying to help??

Lauren Has Kissed A Lot Of Guys, New Phone Jenks, Asking Out Your Banker

June 23, 2020 16:08 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MB

We find out how many guys Lauren has kissed (hint: its a lot), also We help a man ask out his banker and a new Phone Jenks! 

Off The Hook - Asking Out My Banker

June 23, 2020 15:48 - 9 minutes - 8.77 MB

You're sitting in the bank...you flirt with the banker, and now you want to text them and ask them out!

Phone Jenks - Un-Motivational Speaker

June 23, 2020 15:45 - 5 minutes - 4.9 MB

Nothing like a good motivational speech to get you ready for the day! 

Petty About Father's Day, How To Eat A Potato, New Make Up or Break Up

June 22, 2020 15:47 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MB

Joey is VERY petty about Father's Day. How do you eat a potato? Also a new Make Up or Break Up and we play Speak Out! 

Make Up or Break Up - Phone Drama

June 22, 2020 15:30 - 8 minutes - 7.53 MB

McKayla is shocked when she sees something on Jack's phone! 

Who Knows Joey Better? Worst Father's Day Gifts? Make Up or Break Up

June 19, 2020 16:20 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MB

Joey's dad joins the show live in studio to battle Lauren in "Who Knows Joey Better?" Also, the worst Father's Day gifts and Make Up or Break Up!

CLASSIC Make Up or Break Up - Grandpa Vibes

June 19, 2020 16:07 - 9 minutes - 8.37 MB

We bring back a favorite Make Up or Break Up that has everything to do with Alyssa's Grandfather.

Joey Has Moles, How Do You Sleep, New Phone Jenks and Off The Hook

June 18, 2020 15:59 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

Joey is FINALLY going to get a mole checked out. Do you switch sides of the bed with your partner? Also a new Phone Jenks and Off The Hook! 

Phone Jenks - Karaoke Mechanic

June 18, 2020 15:41 - 4 minutes - 4.3 MB

Jessica's car is in the shop and fixing it will be VERY expensive...that's why Joey has a great idea!

Off The Hook - Wrong Text To Boss

June 18, 2020 15:37 - 8 minutes - 8.03 MB

Oh. My. Gosh. That moment when you send the WRONG text to your boss, and you need our help texting him back. 

Common Things You Don't Own, New Make Up or Break Up, Listener vs. Lauren

June 17, 2020 15:53 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MB

What are common household things that you don't own? Lauren gets mask confusion. New Make Up or Break Up and we play Listener vs. Lauren! 

Make Up or Break Up - Instagram Influencer

June 17, 2020 15:30 - 9 minutes - 8.38 MB

Joseph spent 20 minutes doing THIS on his date with Mandy...

Joey's Funeral Playlist, New Phone Jenks, Off The Hook

June 16, 2020 15:56 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MB

Joey has already picked out songs for his funeral?! Plus new back to work rules on the Phone Jenks and apologizing to you boyfriend on Off The Hook!

Phone Jenks - Back To Work Rules

June 16, 2020 15:29 - 5 minutes - 4.59 MB

Stacy is getting excited to work back at her office, but Joey is calling her with a few new rules...

Off The Hook - Saying Sorry

June 16, 2020 15:25 - 8 minutes - 7.93 MB

Apologizing to your boyfriend can be tough, that's why Allison calls in for help texting her boyfriend sorry..

Pettyist Reason You've Broken Up, New Make Up or Break Up, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

June 15, 2020 16:04 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MB

What is the pettyist reason you've broken up with someone for? New Make Up or Break Up and we play Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader! 

Make Up or Break Up - Meet The Family

June 15, 2020 15:50 - 9 minutes - 8.49 MB

Jeremy had to make a pit stop on the way home from his date with Natalie and it gets real awkward, real quick. 

Baby J's First Word! Make Up or Break Up, Best Item At A Potluck

June 12, 2020 15:54 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MB

Baby J said his first word and we play it on the show! Also a new Make Up or Break Up involving haircuts, and we play 5 Second Rule! 

Make Up or Break Up - The Haircut Date

June 12, 2020 14:40 - 8 minutes - 7.33 MB

Mariah offered Daniel a haircut for their second date, but now she won't text him back...

Lauren Needs A Hobby, Asking Out The Delivery Driver, Phone Jenks

June 11, 2020 15:47 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB

Lauren needs a hobby. How would you ask out a delivery driver? A new Phone Jenks and corn on the cob is gross!

Off The Hook - DoorDash Date

June 11, 2020 15:34 - 9 minutes - 8.69 MB

Heidi wants to ask out her DoorDash delivery driver, so we text him on the show! 

Phone Jenks - My Grandma's Recipe

June 11, 2020 15:30 - 4 minutes - 4.04 MB

Joey is not happy with an Italian restaurant because they stole his grandmother's recipe!! 

Most Unattractive Instrument, Smelling Feet, Listener vs. Lauren

June 10, 2020 15:47 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

What is the most unattractive instrument? Also, Smelling Feet on Make Up or Break Up, and we play Listener vs. Lauren! 

Make Up or Break Up - The Foot Whisperer

June 10, 2020 15:16 - 8 minutes - 8.11 MB

Yeah....this one gets weird. 

Joey Gets Pooped On, New Phone Jenks, Lauren Was The Perfect Girlfriend

June 09, 2020 16:01 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MB

Did Joey and Lauren stiff their coworker? Joey gets pooped on by Baby J. New Off The Hook and New Phone Jenks.

Phone Jenks - Digital Wedding

June 09, 2020 15:51 - 3 minutes - 2.95 MB

Stephanie gets a call from Joey because he is ready to crash a wedding. 

Off The Hook - Neighbor Fence

June 09, 2020 15:36 - 8 minutes - 7.73 MB

That awkward moment when you need to text your neighbor and ask them for money. 

Lauren Photoshop's Joey, What's It Feel Like? New Make Up or Break Up

June 08, 2020 15:48 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MB

On today's show, Lauren gets caught photoshopping a picture of Joey! We play a game called "What's it feel like?", and a new Make Up or Break Up!

Make Up or Break Up - The Movie Quoter

June 08, 2020 15:19 - 9 minutes - 9.12 MB

Kyle & Alisha watched a movie for their first date, but Kyle kept quoting the movie! 

Weirdest Thing In Your Pantry, Favorite Siblings, Make Up or Break Up

June 05, 2020 16:07 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

What's the weirdest thing in your pantry? Do you have a favorite sibling? Also, Make Up or Break Up and 5 Second Rule! 

CLASSIC Make Up or Break Up - Cat Date

June 05, 2020 15:39 - 8 minutes - 7.7 MB

Gavin decided to bring some guests on his date...

Your Worst Date Ever, Off The Hook and Phone Jenks

June 04, 2020 15:36 - 51 minutes - 47 MB

On today's show, Joey and Lauren discuss their worst date ever. Joey is a sucker for doing this, and Off The Hook and Phone Jenks!

Phone Jenks - Treasure Valley Breakup Service

June 04, 2020 14:47 - 3 minutes - 3.27 MB

Blake gets a call from the Treasure Valley Breakup Service...what is that, you say? A company that Joey made up! 

Off The Hook - Two Day Break

June 04, 2020 14:45 - 9 minutes - 8.68 MB

Two days ago, Jordan asked if him and his girlfriend could take a break...but he already wants her back, so we text her on the show! 

Lauren Is An Ice Cream Snob, CREEPY Make Up or Break Up, Spouse Excuses

June 03, 2020 15:51 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MB

Joey and Lauren get in a HEATED debate about milkshakes vs. Ice Cream. A very creepy Make Up or Break Up, plus Listener vs. Lauren!

Make Up or Break Up - Breakfast Delivery

June 03, 2020 14:38 - 8 minutes - 8.23 MB

Andrew admits he was creepy when he tried delivering breakfast to McKenzie the morning after their date, so he wants to call her and apologize. 

Do You Tap Your Soda Can? Off The Hook and Phone Jenks

June 02, 2020 16:00 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MB

Do you tap your soda can before you open it? Also, we have an update to the thermometer story! Plus a new Off The Hook and Phone Jenks! 

Off The Hook - Random Number

June 02, 2020 15:12 - 10 minutes - 9.4 MB

Curtis has been giving his number out to a lot of women, and now someone random has texted him and he can't figure out who?! So we text the number on the show! 

CLASSIC Phone Jenks - Wrong Birthday Cake

June 02, 2020 15:07 - 3 minutes - 3.09 MB

Kristy is getting ready for her son's birthday cake, but there is a problem with the cake...

Our Worst Weekend Ever, Lauren Thinks The Moon Is Boring, Make Up or Break Up

June 01, 2020 15:52 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MB

We recap the worst weekend we've EVER had. Lauren thinks the moon is boring. Joint Facebook accounts and a new Make Up or Break Up!

Make Up or Break Up - Video Gamer

June 01, 2020 15:27 - 10 minutes - 9.7 MB

Marcus brought Jamie over to his place for their date...but then she saw THIS.

Lauren Gets Quizzed, Joey Wants An Xbox, Make Up or Break Up

May 29, 2020 15:48 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MB

It's Feel Good Friday! Lauren gets quizzed, Joey wants an Xbox, and a New Make Up or Break Up plus 5 Second Rule! 

Make Up or Break Up - The Tickler

May 29, 2020 15:35 - 10 minutes - 9.87 MB

Valerie was trying to loosen things up, but Alex thought it went too far. 

Our Poopy Garage, Joey Lies, Phone Jenks

May 28, 2020 14:57 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

We have a stinky problem on our hands, people are doing this less and less. Joey lied on the golf course and a new Off The Hook and Phone Jenks! 

Phone Jenks - Trees-R-Us

May 28, 2020 14:33 - 4 minutes - 4 MB

Austin gets a call from a VERY upset man that is not happy about trimming his tree!