Footballland
116 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsHow do you design football themed theme park rides for a football themed theme park? This is how! Welcome to Footballland.
Despite having little to no theme park acumen between them, Anthony Richardson, Mark Davis and Ryan Baxter each pitch a football themed theme park attraction or facility every week. Owing to their lack of any abilities in this field, Anthony, Mark and Ryan regularly enlist the help of special guests including comedians, footballers, musicians and journalists, none of whom have any experience building theme parks either, but at least we blame somebody else for a little while.
We also receive regular contributions from our ever expanding team of Patreons. So come join us at Footballland! "Our Goal Is Your Dreams...!" "Where Dreams Are Kicked About!" "Come In And Kick The Magic?" "The Beautiful Game (Park (needs some work))!" "Come Score Some Pleasure!"
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Episodes
Super Ney-Mario! | Footballland Episode 32
June 01, 2021 04:26 - 38 minutes - 53.3 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Sadly this is our final episode of the season! We're taking a break for the Euros and will return for an even bigger and better Footballland in July! You'll agree that the park is taking fantastic shape, and we're pleased to bring you THREE new rides: Super Ney-Mario A live action video game featuring PSG and Brazil superstar Neymar - It's-a Super Neymario! Watch o...
S01 E31 | Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul | Footballland
May 25, 2021 04:35 - 35 minutes - 48.7 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another hugely productive meeting at Footballland HQ. We're proud to bring you ONE new ride, PLUS a food stall PLUS a shoe shine parlour. Here they are in full: Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul If you're a Liverpool fan, you'll of course remember the "Miracle" of Istanbul in 2005, where under Rafa Benitez a side containing luminaries such as Stev...
Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul | Footballland Ep 31
May 25, 2021 04:35 - 35 minutes - 48.7 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another hugely productive meeting at Footballland HQ. We're proud to bring you ONE new ride, PLUS a food stall PLUS a shoe shine parlour. Here they are in full: Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul If you're a Liverpool fan, you'll of course remember the "Miracle" of Istanbul in 2005, where under Rafa Benitez a side containing luminaries such as Stev...
The Chelsea Manager Merry Go Round | Footballand Episode 30
May 18, 2021 04:24 - 32 minutes - 44.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Ever wanted to ride a Chelsea manager while slapping their silicone bottom to make them go faster? Here at Footballland we're delighted to give you that opportunity. During the Qatar 2022 World Cup you'll be able to ride not only Jose Mourinho, Claudio Ranieri and Avram Grant around the place like humanoid horses, but every Chelsea boss during the Abramovich era! Thank ...
S01 E30 | The Chelsea Manager Merry Go Round | Footballland
May 18, 2021 04:24 - 32 minutes - 44.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Ever wanted to ride a Chelsea manager while slapping their silicone bottom to make them go faster? Here at Footballland we're delighted to give you that opportunity. During the Qatar 2022 World Cup you'll be able to ride not only Jose Mourinho, Claudio Ranieri and Avram Grant around the place like humanoid horses, but every Chelsea boss during the Abramovich era! Thank ...
S01 E29 | Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix Knights | Footballland
May 11, 2021 04:19 - 34 minutes - 39.9 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another successful meeting at Footballland, and we're proud to present you with THREE new rides: Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix Nights Food lovers at Footballland have been thus far treated to two themed restaurants in Asscoffiation Noshball and Come Dine With Ben Mee. However, many listeners have written in to complain that a couple of eateries isn't enough for a...
Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix Knights | Footballland Ep 29
May 11, 2021 04:19 - 34 minutes - 39.9 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another successful meeting at Footballland, and we're proud to present you with THREE new rides: Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix Nights Food lovers at Footballland have been thus far treated to two themed restaurants in Asscoffiation Noshball and Come Dine With Ben Mee. However, many listeners have written in to complain that a couple of eateries isn't enough for a...
Harry Maguire's Mykonos Madness | Footballland Ep 28
May 04, 2021 04:22 - 32 minutes - 44.4 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland, and we're pleased to announce TWO new rides PLUS the finishing touches to our mascot, Captain Footballland. Frank Rijkaard's Flob Shy Remember when Dutch superstar Frank Rijkaard spat in Perm-aned German Rudi Voller's hair during Italia 90? Have you always thought, gosh I'd love to have a go at gobbing int...
S01 E28 | Harry Maguire's Mykonos Madness | Footballland
May 04, 2021 04:22 - 32 minutes - 44.4 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland, and we're pleased to announce TWO new rides PLUS the finishing touches to our mascot, Captain Footballland. Frank Rijkaard's Flob Shy Remember when Dutch superstar Frank Rijkaard spat in Perm-aned German Rudi Voller's hair during Italia 90? Have you always thought, gosh I'd love to have a go at gobbing int...
S01 E27 | Playground Tactics | Footballland
April 27, 2021 04:37 - 29 minutes - 33.8 MBSummary Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ, and we're pleased to announce TWO new rides, plus an update on the name of another ride. Playground Tactics Remember at school in the playground, aged seven, when at lunchbreaks your whole year group chased a ball around with no positional awareness, no skill, and no clear idea of what it was yo...
Playground Tactics | Footballland Episode 27
April 27, 2021 04:37 - 29 minutes - 33.8 MBSummary Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ, and we're pleased to announce TWO new rides, plus an update on the name of another ride. Playground Tactics Remember at school in the playground, aged seven, when at lunchbreaks your whole year group chased a ball around with no positional awareness, no skill, and no clear idea of what it was yo...
Rory Delap's Dilapidated Lap Dance | Footballland Ep 26
April 20, 2021 04:28 - 34 minutes - 47.1 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Welcome one and all, to another episode of Footballland! And not just any episode, but the 6 month anniversary! We're building the world's first football theme park, and we couldn't have done it without your help. We welcome our newest patron, Rob Lindsay, who sponsors our third Footballland Car Park. Rob gets a shout out next week, but we thought we'd say hi now anyw...
S01 E26 | Rory Delap's Dilapidated Lap Dance | Footballland
April 20, 2021 04:28 - 34 minutes - 47.1 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Welcome one and all, to another episode of Footballland! And not just any episode, but the 6 month anniversary! We're building the world's first football theme park, and we couldn't have done it without your help. We welcome our newest patron, Rob Lindsay, who sponsors our third Footballland Car Park. Rob gets a shout out next week, but we thought we'd say hi now anyw...
Diego Maradona's "Hands Like God" Nail Bar | Footballland Ep 25
April 13, 2021 04:34 - 35 minutes - 40.2 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Good morrow, Footballlanders! It's another episode from the world's first football theme park! And what an episode it is! This week we're treated to Peter Shilton's love/hate/erotic relationship with Diego Maradona, a helter skelter in the form of a manager's nose, and something really weird featuring Sean Dyche. This week's rides IN FULL: The Hands Like God Nail B...
S01 E25 | Diego Maradona's "Hands Like God" Nail Bar | Footballland
April 13, 2021 04:34 - 35 minutes - 40.2 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Good morrow, Footballlanders! It's another episode from the world's first football theme park! And what an episode it is! This week we're treated to Peter Shilton's love/hate/erotic relationship with Diego Maradona, a helter skelter in the form of a manager's nose, and something really weird featuring Sean Dyche. This week's rides IN FULL: The Hands Like God Nail B...
MLS: A Soccer Celebration | Footballland Ep 24
April 06, 2021 04:33 - 31 minutes - 35.8 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another productive meeting at Footballland HQ. This week we have a special guest inside the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle. Pablo Iglesias Maurer is a staff writer for The Athletic and an expert on all the nonsense in Major League Soccer from the past 20 years. A while back he designed his own MLS theme park, and we're delighted to say that we'll be absor...
S01 E24 | MLS: A Soccer Celebration | Footballland
April 06, 2021 04:33 - 31 minutes - 35.8 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another productive meeting at Footballland HQ. This week we have a special guest inside the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle. Pablo Iglesias Maurer is a staff writer for The Athletic and an expert on all the nonsense in Major League Soccer from the past 20 years. A while back he designed his own MLS theme park, and we're delighted to say that we'll be absor...
S01 E23 | Steven Gerrard's Slip 'N' Slide | Footballland
March 30, 2021 04:25 - 31 minutes - 36.3 MBIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Finally, the world's first water slide based on Steven Gerrard's cataclysmic fall in 2014 has been designed! The Steven Gerrard Slip 'N' Slide allows Footballland guests the ultimate slippy experience. You'll hear Gerrard's famous 'This does not f***ing slip' team talk, before getting the chance to do just...
Steven Gerrard's Slip 'N' Slide | Ep 23
March 30, 2021 04:25 - 31 minutes - 36.3 MBIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Finally, the world's first water slide based on Steven Gerrard's cataclysmic fall in 2014 has been designed! The Steven Gerrard Slip 'N' Slide allows Footballland guests the ultimate slippy experience. You'll hear Gerrard's famous 'This does not f***ing slip' team talk, before getting the chance to do just...
S01 E22 | Dion Dublin's Home's Under The Hammer | Footballland
March 23, 2021 05:34 - 37 minutes - 42.7 MBIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland You are in for a ruddy treat this week, as we have THREE rides to share, two of which left us as hysterical as the infamous Jurgen's Klipp Klopp Trotts. This week: - Mark shares us his celebration of the modern day fullback in BOMBING ON. - Patron Phil Lee suggests strapping fireworks to children. - A...
Dion Dublin's Home's Under The Hammer | Footballland Ep 22
March 23, 2021 05:34 - 37 minutes - 42.7 MBIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland You are in for a ruddy treat this week, as we have THREE rides to share, two of which left us as hysterical as the infamous Jurgen's Klipp Klopp Trotts. This week: - Mark shares us his celebration of the modern day fullback in BOMBING ON. - Patron Phil Lee suggests strapping fireworks to children. - A...
S01 E21 | Around The World In 80 Schteves | Footballland
March 16, 2021 05:32 - 28 minutes - 33.1 MBIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland We're building the world's first football theme park and we're proud to announce THREE spectacular new rides and exhibits: - Around The World In 80 Schteves. Guests travel a miniature globe by hot air balloon, visiting 80 different Steve McClarens in stereotypical national dress. If you can decipher every s...
Around The World In 80 Schteves | Footballland Ep 21
March 16, 2021 05:32 - 28 minutes - 33.1 MBIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland We're building the world's first football theme park and we're proud to announce THREE spectacular new rides and exhibits: - Around The World In 80 Schteves. Guests travel a miniature globe by hot air balloon, visiting 80 different Steve McClarens in stereotypical national dress. If you can decipher every s...
The Public Consultation Special | Footballland Ep 20
March 09, 2021 05:23 - 32 minutes - 60.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland What a superb episode we have for you this week - it's the Footballland Public Consultation Best Of The Patrons Special! By this point we've had so many ride ideas, songs, jingles and general suggestions from our patrons that we've been able to dedicate a whole episode to them. So let's relive them in all their glory: The Lee Cattermole Petting Zoo, The Cristiano Ronal...
S01 E20 | The Public Consultation Special | Footballland
March 09, 2021 05:23 - 32 minutes - 60.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland What a superb episode we have for you this week - it's the Footballland Public Consultation Best Of The Patrons Special! By this point we've had so many ride ideas, songs, jingles and general suggestions from our patrons that we've been able to dedicate a whole episode to them. So let's relive them in all their glory: The Lee Cattermole Petting Zoo, The Cristiano Ronal...
The Teddy Sheringham Blimp | Footballland Ep 19
March 02, 2021 05:28 - 34 minutes - 39.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another incredibly successful meeting at Footballland HQ. Anthony has added a nostalgic feel to the theme park, in tribute to those times in the 1970s when a dog always seemed to make its way onto a football pitch. His idea is very simple - we let loose a live dog in the theme park, while someone dressed as a referee has to catch it, then chuck it back over ...
S01 E19 | The Teddy Sheringham Blimp | Footballland
March 02, 2021 05:28 - 34 minutes - 39.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another incredibly successful meeting at Footballland HQ. Anthony has added a nostalgic feel to the theme park, in tribute to those times in the 1970s when a dog always seemed to make its way onto a football pitch. His idea is very simple - we let loose a live dog in the theme park, while someone dressed as a referee has to catch it, then chuck it back over ...
The Arsenal Way | Footballland Ep 18
February 23, 2021 05:30 - 28 minutes - 32.7 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Listeners to Footballland have rightly asked us - "Why isn't there a ride at your theme park that celebrates the ridiculousness of Arsenal Football Club?" It's a question we've been pondering ourselves, so we duly invited Arsenal Twitter scholar Laura Kirk to come up with a solution. Laura sealed herself in the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle for a full 35 minutes b...
S01 E18 | The Arsenal Way | Footballland
February 23, 2021 05:30 - 28 minutes - 32.7 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Listeners to Footballland have rightly asked us - "Why isn't there a ride at your theme park that celebrates the ridiculousness of Arsenal Football Club?" It's a question we've been pondering ourselves, so we duly invited Arsenal Twitter scholar Laura Kirk to come up with a solution. Laura sealed herself in the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle for a full 35 minutes b...
S01 E17 | Roman Abramovich's Runaway Mine Train | Footballland
February 16, 2021 05:19 - 40 minutes - 75.2 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ. After a record TWO whole weeks spent in the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle Green Room, Larry & Paul emerge to pitch their second ride for Footballland - It Doesn't Actually Really Matter That Much: The Ride. This meeting was a tense one - Mark and Anthony, and Larry and Paul clearly hate each other. Bu...
Roman Abramovich's Runaway Mine Train | Footballland Ep 17
February 16, 2021 05:19 - 40 minutes - 75.2 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland It's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ. After a record TWO whole weeks spent in the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle Green Room, Larry & Paul emerge to pitch their second ride for Footballland - It Doesn't Actually Really Matter That Much: The Ride. This meeting was a tense one - Mark and Anthony, and Larry and Paul clearly hate each other. Bu...
The Important Planning The Park Episode | Ep 16
February 09, 2021 05:34 - 25 minutes - 29.1 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "I think many guests would love to hear Neymar reading A Brief History of Time by Professor Stephen Hawking." It's been yet another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ. We now have over 30 (THIRTY) rides, experiences and attractions, and it's now time to start thinking of the all-important part: where they actually go in the park itself. In this meeting th...
S01 E16 | The Important Planning The Park Episode | Footballland
February 09, 2021 05:34 - 25 minutes - 29.1 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "I think many guests would love to hear Neymar reading A Brief History of Time by Professor Stephen Hawking." It's been yet another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ. We now have over 30 (THIRTY) rides, experiences and attractions, and it's now time to start thinking of the all-important part: where they actually go in the park itself. In this meeting th...
S01 E15 | The Elland Roadacoaster | Footballland
February 02, 2021 05:15 - 38 minutes - 44.1 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Willian gave me a hug once, and it was lovely." It was another very successful meeting in the world of Footballland. We are proud to announce FIVE new rides: - Special guests, comedy double act Larry & Paul, pitched the Elland Roadacoaster, in which guests can experience exactly what it's like to be a Leeds United fan. Quite a violent ride, even by Footballland stand...
The Elland Roadacoaster | Footballland Ep 15
February 02, 2021 05:15 - 38 minutes - 44.1 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Willian gave me a hug once, and it was lovely." It was another very successful meeting in the world of Footballland. We are proud to announce FIVE new rides: - Special guests, comedy double act Larry & Paul, pitched the Elland Roadacoaster, in which guests can experience exactly what it's like to be a Leeds United fan. Quite a violent ride, even by Footballland stand...
S01 E14 | Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems | Footballland
January 26, 2021 05:15 - 39 minutes - 45.3 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Not sure we need the pit crew anymore." The bees are buzzing, the birds are singing, and Roy Keane is on his way to Footballland, taking charge of his very own theme park attraction, Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems! Jim Daly, comedian and host of FYP Podcast came up with the idea, and it's now our job to convince Keano to come out to Qatar and tell a...
Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems | Footballland Episode 14
January 26, 2021 05:15 - 39 minutes - 45.3 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Not sure we need the pit crew anymore." The bees are buzzing, the birds are singing, and Roy Keane is on his way to Footballland, taking charge of his very own theme park attraction, Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems! Jim Daly, comedian and host of FYP Podcast came up with the idea, and it's now our job to convince Keano to come out to Qatar and tell a...
The England National House of Horrors | Footballland Ep 13
January 19, 2021 05:23 - 39 minutes - 45.6 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "I'm two years old. I don't think it's very nice to see your own fans booing you. I don't think it's very nice at all." We are delighted to unveil Meeting 13 of Footballland, featuring comedian and presenter Tom Deacon's addition to the park - The England National House of Horrors. In this terrifying experience, guests will walk through a series of shameful rooms, de...
S01 E13 | The England National House of Horrors | Footballland
January 19, 2021 05:23 - 39 minutes - 45.6 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "I'm two years old. I don't think it's very nice to see your own fans booing you. I don't think it's very nice at all." We are delighted to unveil Meeting 13 of Footballland, featuring comedian and presenter Tom Deacon's addition to the park - The England National House of Horrors. In this terrifying experience, guests will walk through a series of shameful rooms, de...
Wayne Lineker & The Giant Testicle | Footballland Episode 12
January 12, 2021 05:29 - 31 minutes - 36.2 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "It's a sad end to an otherwise successful meeting." It's been another huge week at Footballland Towers, as we continue to build the world's first football theme park, using the 1 billion dollars we were accidentally given by the state of Qatar. This week our special guest is none other than WAYNE LINEKER, brother of former England international Gary Lineker, and own...
S01 E12 | Wayne Lineker & The Giant Testicle | Footballland
January 12, 2021 05:29 - 31 minutes - 36.2 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "It's a sad end to an otherwise successful meeting." It's been another huge week at Footballland Towers, as we continue to build the world's first football theme park, using the 1 billion dollars we were accidentally given by the state of Qatar. This week our special guest is none other than WAYNE LINEKER, brother of former England international Gary Lineker, and own...
The Watford Whack A Mole | Episode 11
January 05, 2021 05:25 - 35 minutes - 40.4 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Would Princess Diana poo?" It's another busy and productive meeting at Footballland towers, as this week we invite football writer Nick Miller to pitch his ride. - Intern Ryan has been out and about collecting sounds of John Carver eating for the ASMR experience at Paul Dummett's Meat And Potato Funfair. - Mark unveils a new Footballland experience: "Be The Ref," w...
S01 E11 | The Watford Whack A Mole | Footballland
January 05, 2021 05:25 - 35 minutes - 40.4 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Would Princess Diana poo?" It's another busy and productive meeting at Footballland towers, as this week we invite football writer Nick Miller to pitch his ride. - Intern Ryan has been out and about collecting sounds of John Carver eating for the ASMR experience at Paul Dummett's Meat And Potato Funfair. - Mark unveils a new Footballland experience: "Be The Ref," w...
S01 E10 | Crash Bang Benjamin Massing | Footballland
December 29, 2020 05:23 - 33 minutes - 38.6 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Would we be able to hear Sir Geoff Hurst making love?" It's another busy and productive meeting at Footballland towers, as this week we invite Guardian football writer Sachin Nakrani to pitch his ride. - Ryan has feedback from Geri Halliwell on the 'Spice Boys Medley' at the Steve Kabbaret - Mark unveils his newest ride, Be The Ball, where guests sit inside a giant ...
Crash Bang Benjamin Massing | Footballland Ep 10
December 29, 2020 05:23 - 33 minutes - 38.6 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Would we be able to hear Sir Geoff Hurst making love?" It's another busy and productive meeting at Footballland towers, as this week we invite Guardian football writer Sachin Nakrani to pitch his ride. - Ryan has feedback from Geri Halliwell on the 'Spice Boys Medley' at the Steve Kabbaret - Mark unveils his newest ride, Be The Ball, where guests sit inside a giant ...
S01 E09 | Zinedine Zidane's Mamma Mia Mayhem | Footballland
December 22, 2020 05:19 - 32 minutes - 37.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings, Footballland fans. Footballland the theme park is really coming together, and in meeting 9 we can exclusively reveal FOUR new attractions: - The International Break hotel, situated inconveniently on the other side of Qatar, is the official hotel partner of Footballland. We welcome guests to stay overnight, as long as they come alone and are not carrying an...
Zinedine Zidane's Mamma Mia Mayhem | Footballland Ep 9
December 22, 2020 05:19 - 32 minutes - 37.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings, Footballland fans. Footballland the theme park is really coming together, and in meeting 9 we can exclusively reveal FOUR new attractions: - The International Break hotel, situated inconveniently on the other side of Qatar, is the official hotel partner of Footballland. We welcome guests to stay overnight, as long as they come alone and are not carrying an...
S01 E08 | Wag's Corner | Footballland
December 15, 2020 05:21 - 27 minutes - 51.9 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland We have another episode of Footballland for you, which features THREE new attractions at Footballland: - Enhancers Sports Bar. This bar is stocked with performance enhancing drugs, enabling guests to relax, socialise and beat their 100 metre sprint time on the purpose built barside running track. - National Anthem Autotune. Footballers rarely sing their national anth...
Wag's Corner | Footballland Episode 8
December 15, 2020 05:21 - 27 minutes - 51.9 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland We have another episode of Footballland for you, which features THREE new attractions at Footballland: - Enhancers Sports Bar. This bar is stocked with performance enhancing drugs, enabling guests to relax, socialise and beat their 100 metre sprint time on the purpose built barside running track. - National Anthem Autotune. Footballers rarely sing their national anth...
Hasta La Vista Cantona! | Footballland Episode 7
December 08, 2020 05:19 - 25 minutes - 47.8 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland In another successful and productive meeting, we welcome two more rides to the world's first football themed theme park! This week Mark Davison brings us his vision of The Squeaky Bumtime Arena, Footballland's stadium, which is shaped like a bottom. Also we welcome comedians The Delightful Sausage, who bring to the park their Westworld-style experiential rid...