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It's been another productive meeting at Footballland HQ. 


This week we have a special guest inside the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle. Pablo Iglesias Maurer is a staff writer for The Athletic and an expert on all the nonsense in Major League Soccer from the past 20 years. A while back he designed his own MLS theme park, and we're delighted to say that we'll be absorbing his park into our ConCaCaCaCaCaCaf zone here at Footballland. 


That's right, guests at the park will now be able to enjoy Wayne Rooney's Slippery Slide Out, Freddy Adu's Premature Peak, DJ David Guetta's Inappropriate Shout Outs AND a pizza restaurant inside a giant Alexi Lalas! 

It's fun for all the family! 


And remember to send us your ride ideas. We'll feature them all!


Footballland Explained:


Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.



Anthony Richardson, CEO of Footballland 

Mark Davison, Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer

Ryan Baxter, Intern.

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