Footballland
116 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsHow do you design football themed theme park rides for a football themed theme park? This is how! Welcome to Footballland.
Despite having little to no theme park acumen between them, Anthony Richardson, Mark Davis and Ryan Baxter each pitch a football themed theme park attraction or facility every week. Owing to their lack of any abilities in this field, Anthony, Mark and Ryan regularly enlist the help of special guests including comedians, footballers, musicians and journalists, none of whom have any experience building theme parks either, but at least we blame somebody else for a little while.
We also receive regular contributions from our ever expanding team of Patreons. So come join us at Footballland! "Our Goal Is Your Dreams...!" "Where Dreams Are Kicked About!" "Come In And Kick The Magic?" "The Beautiful Game (Park (needs some work))!" "Come Score Some Pleasure!"
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Episodes
S01 E07 | Hasta La Vista Cantona! | Footballland
December 08, 2020 05:19 - 25 minutes - 47.8 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland In another successful and productive meeting, we welcome two more rides to the world's first football themed theme park! This week Mark Davison brings us his vision of The Squeaky Bumtime Arena, Footballland's stadium, which is shaped like a bottom. Also we welcome comedians The Delightful Sausage, who bring to the park their Westworld-style experiential rid...
S01 E06 | Paul Dummett's Meat & Potato Funfair | Footballland
December 01, 2020 05:21 - 29 minutes - 55 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND Ep 6 - Feat Pete Donaldson Roll Up! Roll Up! Come join Pete Donaldson as he pitches a brand new carnival sideshow at Footballland - Paul Dummett's Meat & Potato Funfair! The fair includes Gazza's Hook a Duck, The Drink Driving Dodgems and Steve McClaren whispering accents in your ear from around the world! This week is also our first Public Consultation Special. Due to the te...
Paul Dummett's Meat & Potato Funfair | Footballland Ep 6
December 01, 2020 05:21 - 29 minutes - 55 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND Ep 6 - Feat Pete Donaldson Roll Up! Roll Up! Come join Pete Donaldson as he pitches a brand new carnival sideshow at Footballland - Paul Dummett's Meat & Potato Funfair! The fair includes Gazza's Hook a Duck, The Drink Driving Dodgems and Steve McClaren whispering accents in your ear from around the world! This week is also our first Public Consultation Special. Due to the te...
S01 E05 | Eggsy's School Sports Simulator | Footballland
November 24, 2020 05:22 - 34 minutes - 64.8 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND Ep 5 - Feat Eggsy From Goldie Lookin' Chain Eggsy popped into Footballand HQ this week to pitch his Westworld-style ride idea - The School Sports Football Simulator. Relive your schooldays on Footballland's state-of-the-art muddy football pitch, complete with overbearing PE teacher and gigantic 'bigger boys,' all while the weather simulator chucks down sleeting rain and freezes...
Eggsy's School Sports Simulator | Footballland Ep 5
November 24, 2020 05:22 - 34 minutes - 64.8 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND Ep 5 - Feat Eggsy From Goldie Lookin' Chain Eggsy popped into Footballand HQ this week to pitch his Westworld-style ride idea - The School Sports Football Simulator. Relive your schooldays on Footballland's state-of-the-art muddy football pitch, complete with overbearing PE teacher and gigantic 'bigger boys,' all while the weather simulator chucks down sleeting rain and freezes...
S01 E04 | Asscoffiation Noshball - Footballland's Exciting New Restaurant | Footballland
November 17, 2020 05:34 - 32 minutes - 61.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Footballland Episode 4 - Introducing Footballland's premier dining experience: Asscoffiation Noshball! That is a play on words of 'Association Football.' It's nothing to do with 'scoffing ass' or 'noshing off balls.' This restaurant features a multi-course tasting menu which leads football fans on a culinary adventure from the invention of the game in the ...
Asscoffiation Noshball - Footballland's Exciting New Restaurant Footballland Ep 4
November 17, 2020 05:34 - 32 minutes - 61.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Footballland Episode 4 - Introducing Footballland's premier dining experience: Asscoffiation Noshball! That is a play on words of 'Association Football.' It's nothing to do with 'scoffing ass' or 'noshing off balls.' This restaurant features a multi-course tasting menu which leads football fans on a culinary adventure from the invention of the game in the ...
S01 E03 | Giggsy's Garden and Sir Alex Ferguson's Mindgames | Footballland
November 10, 2020 05:40 - 27 minutes - 51.1 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND EP 3 - Featuring Special Guest Nim Odedra RIDES DESIGNED - The 'Betrayal Monorail' with Giggsy's Garden, plus The Sir Alex Ferguson Mindgames Experience After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chi...
Giggsy's Garden and Sir Alex Ferguson's Mindgames | Footballland Ep 3 Feat Nim Odedra
November 10, 2020 05:40 - 27 minutes - 51.1 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND EP 3 - Featuring Special Guest Nim Odedra RIDES DESIGNED - The 'Betrayal Monorail' with Giggsy's Garden, plus The Sir Alex Ferguson Mindgames Experience After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chi...
S01 E02 | Marek Larwood's Football Hunger Games | Footballland
November 03, 2020 05:40 - 31 minutes - 59.7 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND EP 2 - Featuring Special Guest Marek Larwood. RIDES DESIGNED - The Football Hunger Games, Steve 'Mechanical' Bull After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ride Engineer and rents an office s...
Marek Larwood's Football Hunger Games | Footballland Episode 2
November 03, 2020 05:40 - 31 minutes - 59.7 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND EP 2 - Featuring Special Guest Marek Larwood. RIDES DESIGNED - The Football Hunger Games, Steve 'Mechanical' Bull After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ride Engineer and rents an office s...
Footballland Episode 2 - Feat. Marek Larwood's Football Hunger Games
November 03, 2020 05:40 - 31 minutes - 59.7 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND EP 2 - Featuring Special Guest Marek Larwood. RIDES DESIGNED - The Football Hunger Games, Steve 'Mechanical' Bull After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ride Engineer and rents an office s...
S01 E01 | Jimmy Conrad's Conrad3000 | Footballland
October 27, 2020 05:15 - 31 minutes - 35.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND EP 1 - Featuring Special Guest Jimmy Conrad! RIDES DESIGNED - The Conrad3000, The Leicester City Fairytale Ride, The Tunnel Of Vagner/Donald Love. After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ri...
Jimmy Conrad's Conrad3000 | Footballland Episode 1
October 27, 2020 05:15 - 31 minutes - 35.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND EP 1 - Featuring Special Guest Jimmy Conrad! RIDES DESIGNED - The Conrad3000, The Leicester City Fairytale Ride, The Tunnel Of Vagner/Donald Love. After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ri...
Footballland Episode 1 - Feat. Jimmy Conrad's Conrad3000
October 27, 2020 05:15 - 31 minutes - 35.5 MBSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland FOOTBALLLAND EP 1 - Featuring Special Guest Jimmy Conrad! RIDES DESIGNED - The Conrad3000, The Leicester City Fairytale Ride, The Tunnel Of Vagner/Donald Love. After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ri...
Footballland Trailer
October 19, 2020 10:22 - 1 minute - 1.75 MBCome help us build the world's first football theme park, Footballland! Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given 1 Billion US Dollars by the state of Qatar, to build the world's first football theme park in Qatar, to be ready in time for World Cup 2022. Unfortunately, Anthony has never built a theme park before, so he's enlisted the help of his friend and colleague Mark Davison. Unfortunately, Mark Davison has no experience of building theme parks either, but by this point it's too la...