The Elland Roadacoaster | Footballland Ep 15

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"Willian gave me a hug once, and it was lovely."

It was another very successful meeting in the world of Footballland. We are proud to announce FIVE new rides:

- Special guests, comedy double act Larry & Paul, pitched the Elland Roadacoaster, in which guests can experience exactly what it's like to be a Leeds United fan. Quite a violent ride, even by Footballland standards, this coaster claims to be the longest in the world, lasting 15 years and 2 1/2 minutes. 

- Our patrons Richard Beecham and Dan Rennie pitch The Grimsby Town Waterslide, charting the club's precipice-like downfall in the mid noughties. 

- Our patron Phil Lee brings us 'A Cup of Caribou,' a children's ride designed to improve the image of the Carabao Cup. 

- Mark unveils his new creation, Mourinho Laundrinho, the world's first wicker basket rollercoaster. 

- And Anthony proposes a new way of ferrying guests around the park, with his fleet of Holding Midfielders. 

But sad news, as Ryan our intern has found a problem with Footballland's stadium, The Squeaky Bumtime Arena. 

We hope you enjoy this episode, and please don't stop sending us your ideas. 

Footballland Explained:

Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.

All the best 

Anthony Richardson, CEO of Footballland 

Mark Davison, Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer

Ryan Baxter, Intern.

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