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Curtis Gross - REMAX United

527 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratings

Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

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12 - 15 - 16 Podcast

December 15, 2016 15:24 - 2 hours - 122 MB

Curtis found a list of 10 ways a woman can appear classier than she actually is. Connie aced the list and shows everyone that she is the classiest person on the show. Connie then asked Curtis if they had a list of 10 ways a man can appear classier than he actually is. They did and both Curtis and Steve failed miserably. Also on the show we talk all about the frigid weather, Connie gets her brand new boots, and we learn about some restrictions about what types of costumes people can wear t...

12 - 14 - 16 Podcast

December 14, 2016 15:36 - 2 hours - 127 MB

We tried to figure out how many pull ups our show could do between Connie, Curtis, Steve, and Intern Bethany. We settled on maybe being able to do a 1/2 of a pull up. Steve said he can do a single pull up if he was allowed to jump. So there is that... Also on the show we found out our Elf Names, we talked about happy Christmas stories from Meijer, and we found out that Steve's wife made it safely to work because he forgot to put his phone on silent. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and muc...

12 - 13 - 16 Podcast

December 13, 2016 15:33 - 2 hours - 306 MB

Curtis asked a question today that almost had everyone stumped. He asked, "If you could have a chef, maid, or driver who would work for you, for free, which would you choose?" Things got a little bit weird when Curtis said that the maid would have to live with you, so Connie and Steve went off the deep end a little bit with their answers. Also on the show we talked about Curtis' Family Feud board game from the 1980's, Connie told stories about playing doctor with her older brother while he...

12 - 12 - 16 Podcast

December 12, 2016 15:37 - 2 hours - 323 MB

We had an amazing surprise this morning! Our newest intern, Hanna, brought in gifts for everyone on the show! The gifts included: homemade red velvet cookies, a handwritten letter, candies, and booze! She already knows us all to well! Also on the show we talked a little bit more about our upcoming office potluck on Friday, Steve took a Buzzfeed quiz to determine if he'd still be married in 2017, and Curtis got Christmased by his Secret Santa! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more ...

Steves Stories Techno

December 09, 2016 17:01 - 17 minutes - 40.7 MB

Today's Steve's Stories was in honor of World Techno Day! He talked all about the origins of techno (which happened in Detroit in the early 80's) and we got to hear the very fist Steve's Stories ever, way back from his college days in 2002.

12 - 9 - 16

December 09, 2016 16:29 - 2 hours - 128 MB

Connie mentioned yesterday that she was going to start doing a "State of the Relationship Address" with her husband, Dan. It's not really an address, it's more of a conversation, but it's purpose is to air any grievances that the two are having in their relationship and to work it out before it becomes a problem. Good idea, Connie! Also on the show Steve tells the history of Detroit Techno music, Curtis reveals that he remembers seeing his parents nude when he was a child, and Wendy Wheele...

Steve's Very First Steve's Stories From College: History

December 09, 2016 15:49 - 9 minutes - 8.37 MB

Steve's Very First Steve's Stories From College: History by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

12 - 8 - 16 Podcast

December 08, 2016 16:09 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Today, like most days, Curtis makes fun of Steve, this time about his blogs for 2016. Also, on the show, we discussed all of the lake effect snow, we found out all of the rules for the national spelling bee, and we discovered intern Bethany was a rugby star in college. In addition, we received our highest bid for one of the most popular toys, Hatchimal. And as always, Curtis' Whatever and much more on today's show.

12 - 7 - 16 Podcast

December 07, 2016 15:47 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Curtis and Steve both had a pretty bad case of the mush-mouth this morning. So much so, that Curtis was exclaiming that he had mouth broth. Not sure what he was actually trying to say, but whatever it was, picturing him making mouth broth was in fact much funnier. Also on the show we talked about the huge amount of lake effect snow we will be getting over the next few days, we found out that Curtis waters down his hot chocolate, and we announced some headliners for LaughFest 2017! All of ...

12 - 6 - 16 Podcast

December 06, 2016 17:33 - 2 hours - 305 MB

Today we kicked off our 3-day long Hatchimal Charity Auction! Meijer hunted down an elusive Hatchimal egg and we are auctioning it away on the show to raise money for Kid's Food Basket! The high bid so far (as of noon on Dec 6) is $197.50! Pretty clever bid, if you ask us! Also on the show we had Wendy Wheeler come by from the Kent County DHS to talk to us about Connie & Curtis Christmas Kids, Connie and Steve got really excited about the upcoming lake effect snow, and we decided that if ...

12 - 5 - 16 Podcast

December 05, 2016 16:24 - 2 hours - 306 MB

Curtis was talking about the power outages that happened last evening because of the snow and Steve exclaimed that his power was still out.  Steve has never been to Curtis' house and as far as Curtis knows, Steve doesn't know where he lives.  That's when Steve starts to explain that he has been taking notes when Curtis talks about his house and he is pretty sure he has narrowed it down to a specific sub-division...  Creepy!  Also on the show Curtis asks whether or not Y-Turns are illegal, Con...

12 - 2 - 16 Podcast

December 02, 2016 15:52 - 2 hours - 187 MB

Curtis L-O-V-E-S Christmas, but he won't admit it! Today on the show Connie did a little observing and sleuthing and noticed that Curtis has been talking about Christmas and Christmas related things all week! Even more so than Connie, and we all know how much she loves the holiday! Also on the show we asked if Curtis thought he could survive out in the wilderness by himself, Steve explains the science behind FOMO in Steve's Stories, and we define what "Puzzle Victory Intercourse" is... We...

12 - 1 - 16 Podcast

December 01, 2016 15:39 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Today we had a very long discussion about the most popular baby names from 2016. That discussion turned into asking our listeners to call in with their unusual baby names. And we had a lot of people call in with some very cool and very unique names for themselves and their children! Also on the show we checked out a time-lapse map of Grand Rapids that showed 30 years of development, we found out that their is a toilet plunger for every occasion, and we discovered that people who wear their...

11 - 30 - 16 Podcast

November 30, 2016 17:16 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Christmas lights are a thing of joy and wonder during the holiday season. As people visit family for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and all the rest, they get to enjoy those beautiful lights on homes all December long. Well, unless you are in Curtis' house. It has been a non-stop fight about Christmas lights all season long and we talk A LOT about it on today's show! Also on the show we get Steve's 90-Day Snowfall Forecast, we listed off some things that our spouse's don't do perfectly, and Cur...

11 - 29 - 16 Podcast

November 29, 2016 15:21 - 2 hours - 129 MB

Curtis found a study that claimed that people had greater cognitive ability after having ice cream for breakfast. But after reading a little bit closer, we discovered that the study actually just enforced the idea that people are smarter after eating anything for breakfast. So, you can have ice cream for breakfast, but you'll be no better off than someone who ate a muffin (except you got ice cream.) Also on the show we had Wendy on to talk about C&C Christmas Kids, Steve gave a list of 15 ...

11 - 28 - 16 Podcast

November 28, 2016 16:34 - 2 hours - 130 MB

Curtis got to talking about skinny jeans on today's show and Steve about blew a gasket! He HATES skinny jeans! Now, that doesn't mean he will call you out for wearing them, but he cannot stand wearing them himself. They are far too tight, making it very difficult to perform a lunge. Steve even went on to ask if people with poor circulation wear them as "medicated pants." Also on the show we talked all about our Thanksgiving vacations, we recapped the Gilmore Girls episodes (#FinalFourWor...

11 - 23 - 16 Podcast

November 23, 2016 15:53 - 2 hours - 132 MB

It was a wild and wacky "Drinksgiving" on today's show! (We found a few alternate names for Thanksgiving Eve and we liked that the best.) We had the annual Gobble Off and the winner had quite the gobble (including a rather dark backstory to go along with it) and we talked a lot about Thanksgiving and Black Friday! Also on the show Steve did a special edition of Steve's Stories by giving us the history of Black Friday, Connie gave us tips on how to eat as much as possible on Thanksgiving, a...

The Connie & Curtis Gobble Off

November 23, 2016 13:25 - 10 minutes - 14.1 MB

On the Eve of Thanksgiving we have a tradition. The Connie & Curtis Gobble Off! Enjoy our three contestants as they try to Gobble their heads off for some great prizes!

11 - 22 - 16 Podcast

November 22, 2016 15:36 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Everyone remembers their first car and most people remember it being a junker. Connie, Curtis, and Steve share their first car experiences on today's show and all of them were straight outta the junk heap! Also on the show Curtis gave us a list of 10 things that women don't want for Christmas, we discussed how politics will probably ruin everyone's Thanksgiving, and Connie celebrated an early Christmas with her sister yesterday! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

11 - 21 - 16 Podcast

November 21, 2016 15:19 - 2 hours - 124 MB

It's almost Thanksgiving and that means we talk a lot about cooking, eating, and Turkeys! For example: Curtis found a Buzzfeed Quiz that knows which celebrity you should bring to Thanksgiving! Also on the show Connie talked about her weekend in South Bend, Indiana, Curtis went over a list of things you can and can't bring on a plane this holiday season, and we all took turns picking our noses on camera! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

11 - 18 - 16 Podcast

November 18, 2016 16:05 - 2 hours - 130 MB

It's Friday, so you know that means it's time for Steve's Stories! Today's story involved the science behind full moons and people going crazy. Turns out their isn't any scientific evidence that supports that theory! Also on the show we talked about how you can turn a Cheeto into a torch, Danielle called in and described what she thought we looked like before she ever saw a picture, and Curtis gives us a mock 2020 election and asks us who we would vote for. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, ...

11 - 17 - 16

November 17, 2016 15:58 - 2 hours - 130 MB

The Lions have a fight song! Bet you didn't know that! Or did you? Connie and Curtis had no idea they had a fight song, but Steve played it for them and they loved it! Also on the show we did a lot of talking about turkeys, we asked if men were less manly than they were a few generations ago, and Curtis complained about the Salvation Army Bell Ringers. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

11 - 16 - 16 Podcast

November 16, 2016 15:35 - 2 hours - 131 MB

MeeeeeWOW goes the cat!  We talked A LOT about dogs and cats today.  We talked about a documentary on cats that Curtis watched, we talked about the most popular dog breeds in each state, and we found out that cats and real Christmas trees are a recipe for disaster!  Also on the show we found out that Curtis doesn't know how to turn his headlights on, Steve gets all sorts of aggravated after Connie and Curtis gave away tickets for New Kids On The Block and asked for the 95th CALLER...  TWICE, ...

11 - 15 - 16 Podcast

November 15, 2016 15:31 - 2 hours - 129 MB

Steve went on a tirade this morning about his ankle cut socks. His wife, Brittainy, was nice enough to notice that he needed new socks, and bought him some. But! Steve didn't like the socks she bought, he claimed that ankle cut socks are for the summer and that he needs crew cut socks for all other seasons. Where do you stand on "Sockgate?" Do you wear ankle cut in the winter? Also on the show Curtis burned his uvula, Connie put up her Christmas tree, and no one saw the supermoon! All ...

11 - 14 - 16 Podcast

November 14, 2016 15:17 - 2 hours - 124 MB

Much debate erupted on the show today over whether or not the "Supermoon" was really that super... Steve claims that it looked pretty super to him, but Connie and Curtis thought that it was barely bigger at all! Luckily, a listener had Steve's back and called in to say that the earlier you see the moon in the evening, the bigger it is. Peak looking time is right as the moon is cresting over the horizon. Also on the show Russ made his triumphant return from his week long vacation for a ver...

11 - 11 - 16 Podcast

November 11, 2016 16:01 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Hanging out in bed all day is pretty amazing and everyone should give it a try if they can! Steve was talking about how him and his wife had the laziest day ever last Sunday and we asked listeners if they've ever done the same. Turns out that most people have! Also on the show we take another look at how Steve's "Old Timey" vote is going (more people like it than don't!), Steve's Stories focused on the history of Veteran's Day, and we contemplated whether or not a Christmas diet was worth ...

11 - 10 - 16 Podcast

November 10, 2016 16:02 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Curtis dropped his 15 point plan on how to make yourself happy this morning. Well, he actually just stole a list of "15 Things You Should Give Up To Be Happy" and claimed that he lived by these rules. Either way, some of these ideas are pretty cool! Also on the show we debate as to whether or not Steve should continue to say "Did someone say 'Old Timey!?'", we learned how you can have strong forearms like Popeye, and we talked about the dangers of distracted walking and driving. All of th...

11 - 9 - 16 Podcast

November 09, 2016 15:37 - 2 hours - 130 MB

About half of the country is celebrating while the other half is struggling to accept the reality that Donald J. Trump will be the 45th President of the United States. The election was definitely top of mind this morning and we talked quite a bit about it during the show. However, we didn't ONLY talk about the election... We also found a great recipe for jellyfish, we got all the best hair washing tips from a professional stylist, and Steve tells us all the difference between a permutation...

11 - 8 - 16 Podcast

November 08, 2016 16:10 - 2 hours - 128 MB

Today we were on the road! Well, we were actually conveniently located next to the road at the Meijer C-Stop in Cascade. Connie, Curtis, and Steve hung out with listeners all morning while they did their show, and it was awesome! In addition to talking about all of the great things at the brand new gas station we also talked about how to cook a turkey, Curtis gave us a list of countries you can flee to after the election, and two adorable little girls had a chance to say hello on the radio...

11 - 7 - 16 Podcast

November 07, 2016 15:48 - 2 hours - 129 MB

What would you do if you were at the airport and someone whispered to you "Don't get on that plane!"? Would you just think it was a bad joke, or would you take the tipster seriously? We asked that question on today's show and listeners gave their insight as to what they would do. Also on the show we did some chatting about the election tomorrow, we found the absolute worst song from a political ad, and we hyped up our live show tomorrow from the Meijer C-Store in Cascade! All of that, Cur...

11 - 4 - 16 Podcast

November 04, 2016 16:16 - 2 hours - 127 MB

Today we welcomed a brand new intern to the show, Hanna! You can hear her say hello sometime during the show... She is pretty quiet, but if you listen very carefully, you can hear her. Also on the show we talked about full-service gas stations, we learned about Steve's "hippy" period during college, and Connie announced that this week is the peak time to look at the fall foliage! Us Michiganders are among the luckiest in the country when viewing the fall colors. So beautiful! All of tha...

11 - 3 - 16 Podcast

November 03, 2016 14:36 - 2 hours - 131 MB

If you have stinky feet and need some life hacks for the day, definitely check out today's C&C TV. Connie starts off telling us how she sprays rubbing alcohol on her shoes so that they don't smell. We then go into talking about essential oils, and learn that some oils are edible. There is also breaking news today, Curtis actually agreed with Connie! Also, is rock candy just tar? All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

11 - 2 - 16 Podcast

November 02, 2016 15:42 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Curtis told a very sad story today about his family's Christmas traditions. He told us that everyone in his family buys their own gifts earlier in the year and then Katie takes them away from everyone and wraps them up. The family doesn't get to see/have their gifts (that they bought for themselves!) until Christmas morning. Really? What the heck!? Also on the show we went through a list of things that stress you out, we talked to Jeff Musial the animal guy that will be at Kidabaloo, and ...

11 - 1 - 16 Podcast

November 01, 2016 14:35 - 2 hours - 140 MB

First off, if you haven't watched today's C&C TV, you need to check that out as a reference for what I will be mentioning here... Connie and Curtis started throwing stuff at each other in the middle of the show today. Spiders and screws were flying around the studio and no one seemed to care. Other than that, we also talked about some normal stuff today, I swear... On the show we found out what most people are not willing to say to their friends, we recapped all of our trick-or-treat expe...

10 - 31 - 16 Podcast

October 31, 2016 15:01 - 2 hours - 122 MB

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble. It's Halloween and we had quite the spooky show today! Curtis dressed up as Wolverine, Steve went as Ron Jeremy (actually he was Tom Selleck, but everyone thought he just looked creepy) and Connie went as a Connie! Also on the show we found out that most "close door" buttons in elevators are fake, we recapped the Michigan Vs Michigan State game, and we learned about the yummy world of Buzz Balls! All of that, Curtis' Whatever...

10 - 28 - 16 Podcast

October 28, 2016 15:22 - 2 hours - 130 MB

It's the biggest game of the season for some college football fans this weekend! Michigan takes on Michigan State on Saturday and Steve made a quiz to help you undecided fans figure out who to vote for! Also on the show we learn all about peanut allergies (probably some false information in there), we get an update on the $1,000 pennies in Detroit and Chicago, and Curtis talks about the nasty fridge he took home from work. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

10 - 27 - 16 Podcast

October 27, 2016 14:45 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Curtis got a case of mush mouth today when he was trying to spit out the phrase "Baby oil legs". We were talking about the viral photo that shows a woman's legs that are covered in paint. At a quick glance it looks like the paint is actually light being reflected and that her legs are just really shiny! Not the case... Also on the show we talked about Arby's new Venison sandwich, we answered people's texts all morning, and Connie found out that she can watch an ABBA concert on her new pho...

10 - 26 - 16 Podcast

October 26, 2016 15:26 - 2 hours - 137 MB

Hallelujah! Connie shared one of her favorite songs today when she played the new rendition of Hallelujah by the Pentatonix. Some people would say that it's a bit too early for Christmas music, but Connie disagrees! Also on the show we had a dentist call in and tell us the difference between using a waterpick and flossing, we picked sides in the big U of M vs. MSU game this weekend, and we listed off nicknames for the police. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

10 - 25 - 16 Podcast

October 25, 2016 14:28 - 2 hours - 139 MB

It's true that today was a very girly show, but that's because of Curtis! Believe it or not, he brought up every one of the "girly" topics on the show. He said that he had a lot of questions, so he just started to pose them... Also on the show we find out a very inappropriate time to say "delicious", we discovered the difference between American Folk music and European Folk music, and we looked at the science behind Axe Body Spray. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's s...

10 - 24 - 16 Podcast

October 24, 2016 14:50 - 2 hours - 129 MB

Guten tag!  Today we had a very special guest that came all the way from Germany!  Andy the Intern's stepsister, Julie, joined us to see what American radio was all about.  She promised to bring some German chocolates for us but forgot them at home.  Sad face.  Don't worry, she'll be back next week to celebrate her first Halloween and to bring in that yummy German chocolate!  Also on the show we talk about Curtis' bee sting he got over the weekend, we learn about a dating website designed for...

10 - 21 - 16 Podcast

October 21, 2016 15:30 - 2 hours - 192 MB

Today was another edition of Steve's Stories! Yay! Right? Wrong! Outrage among the listeners erupted when Curtis kept interrupting Steve! All he wanted to do was give a 5 minute history of Halloween, but NOOOOOO! Curtis wanted none of it. Well, stay tuned to our Facebook page because you'll find the history of Halloween on there this weekend if you are still interested! Also on the show we talk about Kodak's brand new phone, we find out who on the show will survive haunted house seas...

10 - 20 - 16 Podcast

October 20, 2016 14:31 - 2 hours - 130 MB

Today we learned that 90210's Luke Perry is now a member of AARP.  That means he gets all of the benefits of the American Association of Retired Persons!  Discounts at restaurants, concert venues, stores, and more!  Exciting!  (Not really)  Also on the show we revisit the YouTube hit "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen", we ask the question "do you look at your poop?", and we asked Intern Bethany what she has learned so far while working on the show.  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on toda...

10 - 19 - 16 Podcast

October 19, 2016 14:42 - 2 hours - 141 MB

Not everyone is as lucky as Steve's wife, Brittainy. There are only so many "Steves" our there in the world. But today we gave you tips on how you can nab your very own Steve! "Tallulah" called in and asked how she could get a Steve and we gave her all the tips she needs! Also on the show we try to solve a very difficult riddle, we jam out to some "Chariots of Fire", and we discover what the opposite of joy is! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

10 - 18 - 16 Podcast

October 18, 2016 14:41 - 2 hours - 131 MB

It's the showdown of the two greatest actors of all time! Keanu Reeves Vs. Nicolas Cage! Today we all weighed in on which of these two Hollywood heavyweights is the better actor! Also on the show Curtis discovered some moons orbiting Uranus, we find out rats make excellent pets, and we get the low down on the difference between marmalade, jelly, and jam! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

10 - 17 - 16 Podcast

October 17, 2016 14:52 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Happy Birthday to Steve! Happy Birthday to Steve! Happy Birthday dear Steven! Happy Birthday to you! Steve's birthday wasn't the only thing in the news today! We also had a chance to talk about how people react to surprise parties, we found out that Connie totally missed her chance at buying Michigan Mittens, and Curtis gave us a list of rude things to do when you are a guest at someone's house. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

10 - 14 - 16 Podcast

October 14, 2016 14:53 - 2 hours - 136 MB

Today we asked a very important question... "What up wit dem Yeezys?" And the answer? They won't be carrying them at the Adidas outlet store at Tanger Outlet. Curtis is a sad man because of this. Also on the show we named every Canadian band that is worth mentioning, Steve told us the history of the Grand Rapids Griffins during "Steve's Stories", and we found out that "Tech Rage" is a real and dangerous thing! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

10 - 13 - 16 Podcast

October 13, 2016 14:23 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Today was another one of those "all-over-the-place-days."  We chatted a bit about Curtis' new crock pot, we got the scoop on how to correctly love a furry kitty, and we took a quiz that told you what type of Millennial you are!  Also on the show we learned what "PSL" means, Curtis talked about a bad joke he told at his daughter's parent-teacher conference, and we found out that Detroit is at the bottom of another list!  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

10 - 12 - 16 Podcast

October 12, 2016 15:26 - 2 hours - 135 MB

TACO BELL! Ever wonder how every single thing on the Taco Bell menu stacks up? No? Well, too bad, because Curtis found someone who purchased everything on the menu and ranked each item! Find out what the best and worst are in today's show! Also on the show we talk a lot about Steve's dead pets, we take a Buzzfeed Quiz, and we read a super cute love note written by an elementary school student. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

10 - 11 - 16 Podcast

October 11, 2016 16:28 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Today seemed to be all about spouses! First we talked about Connie's husband Dan being sick, then Steve talked about supporting his wife at a banquet dinner last night, and Curtis complained about his wife Katie. Nothing new there... Also on the show we got a scoop that Taylor Swift might have a new album out soon, we talked a lot about button placement on pants, and we circled back around to the spouse thing by asking listeners to call in and complain about their spouses! All of that, Cu...

10 - 10 - 16 Podcast

October 10, 2016 14:54 - 2 hours - 136 MB

Why is that every time the show is done, we are all very hungry? Probably because we talk about food virtually NON-STOP ALL MORNING! Today we had a good discussion about Twizzlers, Lunchables, and McDonalds. And that's only a fraction of the food talk! Also on the show we talked about how Steve isn't quitting his job, we take a "Which Lunchable are you?" quiz, and Steve recites "The Rainbow Bridge." All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!