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Curtis Gross - REMAX United

527 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratings

Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

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7 - 28 - 16 Podcast

July 28, 2016 16:20 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Is it a Pokemon? Or is it a pharmaceutical drug!? We played the classic game "Pokemon or Drug?" today on the show, and you'd be surprised at how many you'll get wrong! Also on the show we walk about what happens if you have a kid outside of your native country, we learn all sorts of weird things about the Olympics, and Curtis announces that the world is going to end tomorrow! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

7 - 27 - 16 Podcast

July 27, 2016 14:45 - 2 hours - 119 MB

It's HOT HOT HOT today! When we arrived just before 5am this morning, we discovered a broken AC unit for our studio. We kid you not, it was over 100 degrees for the first hour of the show. It took until 10am to cool down to a manageable 80ish degrees. Other than talking about the heat, we discussed Hillary's nomination at the DNC, we updated you on the Taylor Swift saga, and Steve prematurely opened some of his gifts for his wedding shower this weekend! All of that, Curtis' Whatever and ...

7 - 26 - 16 Podcast

July 26, 2016 14:33 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Tomorrow or Thursday is chili dog day! Woooooo! Oh wait, no it isn't. Steve ruined it... Find out how Steve ruined it on today's show! Also on the show, we talked about the worst goose massacre in West Michigan history, we found out the proper way to dispose of your cooking grease, and Curtis told us the three ways he likes to watermelon. Oh, and did you know that June and July are the two months out of the year where cheating is the most common? This Friday is actually the day people ...

7 - 25 - 16 Podcast

July 25, 2016 14:19 - 2 hours - 124 MB

Speedway lids for their drinks are far too difficult to put on and our listeners agree! Today on the show we found out that couples who average 7 or more hours of sleep a night are more likely to have a successful marriage, Steve announced that he has licked several people's faces in college, and we find dating websites for Pokemon players, felons, and prisoners!  Also on the show we had the Jessica Simpson update and Curtis told about some pool stunts his family attempted that ended with a ...

7 - 22 - 16 Podcast

July 22, 2016 15:00 - 2 hours - 127 MB

Do you lick your knife clean after you mayonnaise up your sandwich?  Curtis seems to think that it's a normal thing, but Connie and Steve beg to differ.  One thing we know for sure, is that no one will want to eat a sandwich around Steve's stinky sandals!  Today on the show we talked about Curtis' experiences in the shower at college, America's Next Top Model is back and only Curtis cares, and Connie tells a story about when she got to cuddle with a tiger!  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and ...

7 - 21 - 16 Podcast

July 21, 2016 14:55 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Connie revealed that when she was younger she would "let guys down easy" when they broke up by telling them they were just on a break.  We're not really sure if that technically qualifies as letting someone down easy...  Also on the show, Steve tells us about his brand new papasan chairs, Curtis' daughters ruined his car by washing it with something they shouldn't have, and we check out Donald Trump's family tree.  All of that, Curtis' Whatever and much more on today's show!

7 - 20 - 16 Podcast

July 20, 2016 16:02 - 2 hours - 131 MB

It was a wild and wacky show today, let me tell you! Steve tells a story about how he failed at installing a new car battery, then he told another story about his chicken wing exploding into a bloody mess, and finally he stuck some ice cubes in his armpits. That's just Steve stuff for the day! Also on the show, our intern, Matt, disclosed something some people might consider "unusual" about his relationship, Curtis also stuck ice cubes in his armpits, and we gave you some tips on how to su...

7 - 19 - 16 Podcast

July 19, 2016 14:59 - 2 hours - 120 MB

One listener told us that today's show sounded like a Friday show because we constantly found ourselves off the rails and outta control.  You know what we call that type of show here at Channel 95-7?  A good show!  It all started with a nice little story about eating cheese on a paper plate in the pool and then it headed down the road to the great T Swift debate, and finally we wrapped it all back around to Pokemon GO.  Also on the show, we listed off all of the berry festivals here in Michig...

7 - 18 - 16 Podcast

July 18, 2016 14:33 - 2 hours - 130 MB

Oh Mondays... How we loathe thee. It's Monday and it's time to start a hot and humid week. Today on the show we talked about the windy weather we had over the weekend, we dove deep into the Taylor Swift, Kanye, and Kim K feud, and we found out that monkeys sometimes ride dogs in races. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on the show!

7 - 15 - 16 Podcast

July 15, 2016 15:03 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Michigan corn on the cob season has begun! Even though the official sweet corn harvest dates for Michigan are probably not until next month, we have inside information that roadside stands in Hudsonville are already selling Michigan corn! Other than corn we talked about how to appropriately apply lotion to your family members, we discovered that their are tiedye peppers for sale at Meijer, and Curtis says he has a long weekend of day drinking ahead of him. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, an...

7 - 14 - 16 Podcast

July 14, 2016 15:07 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Today we asked a very important question.  Are you #TeamTaylor or are you #TeamCalvin?  I think we all know Steve's answer, but how about you?  Also on the show we talked about possible running mates for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, we learned that Curtis is almost too old to party in Ibiza, and we discovered that Curtis' Mom doesn't cook Bush's Baked Beans!  What the heck!  Who eats cold beans?  We also can't seem to escape the Pokemon GO craze as it gets brought up several times during...

7 - 13 - 16 Podcast

July 13, 2016 15:54 - 2 hours - 127 MB

Today on the show we were a little all over the place. Steve started off the show on a bad note by playing the wrong show introduction... Whoops! That's the second time he has done this since he got the job. Also on the show we talked a lot about the new Walhburgers restaurant opening in Detroit in a few weeks, we listed off some of the most popular wedding songs for couples' first dances, and we talked about Pokemon GO again! That game seems to be the most popular thing in the world rig...

7 - 12 - 16 Podcast

July 12, 2016 15:21 - 2 hours - 131 MB

For some reason, Steve seemed to be the butt of a lot of jokes today. First we found out he has trouble undoing bras, then we got some chuckles out of fake teeth, and of course we mentioned he was a mamma's boy. Steve doesn't mind though, he pretty much stated that all those things are true! Also on the show we talked to Cathy from the BISSELL Pet Foundation about their secret purchases of puppies from the Barking Boutique in the Woodland Mall. In addition to all the aforementioned greatn...

BISSELL Pet Foundation Interview

July 12, 2016 11:48 - 14 minutes - 32.1 MB

BISSELL Pet Foundation Interview by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

7 - 11 - 16 Podcast

July 11, 2016 14:58 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Today we realized that this was the first Monday we've had to work in close to a month.  So, take the average person's dislike of Monday's and multiply that by 20.  That's us today!  On the show today Curtis lost his password for his company email, we listed some of the things men will say to women that make them mad, and we found out that today is free Slurpee day at 7/11!  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on the show!

7-8-16 Podcast

July 08, 2016 15:52 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Today we gave a much needed Chris Tucker update. What has Chris Tucker been up to lately? The answer is pretty much nothing other than being a standup comedian. However, their are rumors that Rush Hour 4 is set to start filming soon. Also on the show, Trudy from the Humane Society called in to weigh in on the new puppy boutique in the Woodland Mall, we check out the 10 worst songs that hit number 1 on the charts, and we find out that Michigan is home to two of the rudest cities in America. Cu...

7 - 7-16 Podcast

July 07, 2016 15:44 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Today on the show we had SO MANY requests to hear Steve's rabies story that we had to air it again. Also on the show we found out that Cotton Candy Grapes are a thing, we heard about a lonely guy who stole a mannequin from a Hustler store just so he could take it home to cuddle, and we discovered that Connie used to launder money for her old radio station! (Not actually, at least we think not actually...) Curtis recapped his trip to the beach and told us that he went swimming even though it ...

7 - 6-16 Podcast

July 06, 2016 16:46 - 117 MB

Sorry about the shortened podcast today, we had some technical issues... STEVE!!! Today's show Steve reveals that he has been bitten by several cats and a human in the last few years, Curtis plays 'Which one's bigger?' with Connie and Steve, and we find out who the best actor in Michigan's history is! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more!

7 - 5-16 Podcast

July 05, 2016 15:03 - 344 MB

Yay! Connie is back! It seemed like forever that the show was missing it's leading lady, but Connie is back! Steve is especially thankful, because he didn't realize how hard it is to keep Curtis in line... On today's show we talked about the AMAZING Amway Family Fireworks over the weekend, we learned that fireworks can be quite dangerous if you hold them in your hands, and we talk about a magic trick that went horribly wrong on live TV! Also on the show, Curti's disclosed how he likes to...

7 - 1-16 Podcast

July 01, 2016 15:20 - 327 MB

It was Wendy's last day on the show and we wanted to thank her for doing an excellent job filling in for Connie while she was away!  On Tuesday of next week, we will be back to the usual cast of characters on the show.  On today's show we found out that cookie dough could be deadly, Wendy and Steve found a tumbleweed downtown, and Steve can't Google because the wifi keeps going out.  Curtis bought a brand new game for the beach, we find out that Curtis likes to ride his car to empty before fi...

6 - 30 - 16 Podcast

June 30, 2016 16:32 - 323 MB

Today on the show we started things off with a game that probably wasn't that fun for Wendy. Curtis called it "Poop or Brownie" and it involves a brown thing on the floor. It ended up being a brownie, but the method of discovering that fact was a bit odd... Also on the show, we find out that Wendy's dog has some serious issues, we list off the 10 worst cities to live in (surprisingly, Detroit wasn't number 1), and Connor the intern offers to wash Curtis' car, but only if his demands are me...

6 - 29 - 16 Podcast

June 29, 2016 14:54 - 329 MB

Wendy is still in for Connie today because Connie's Father passed away last week and she is spending this week with her family. But she will be back just in time to help host the fireworks this weekend! On the show today we found out about Adele being a bit inappropriate at a concert in Glastonbury, we hear Curtis talk about his adventures in cherry picking, and Steve talks about how he has still done almost ZERO planning for his wedding that is only a few months away. All of that, Curtis'...

6 - 28 - 16 Podcast

June 28, 2016 15:46 - 121 MB

Sad news today as we return from our vacation. Connie's father passed away last week after a long battle with Parkinson's Disease. Therefore, Connie is taking this week to spend time with family. Wendy Reed is joining the show in an attempt to keep Curtis in line while Connie is away. Today on the show we talked about Steve's stray dog that he saved last week, Wendy's love story about how she met the man she is dating, and Curtis tells us a bit about his camping trip over the break. All ...

6 - 17 - 16 Podcast

June 17, 2016 14:29 - 131 MB

It's our final show before our mini summer vacation! Today we LOADED the show with giveaways, so congratulations to all of the winners and thank you to Meijer, the Michigan Lottery, and the LPGA for some of the awesome prizes! Also on the show we dove deep into the rules of Yahtzee to try to solve a hotly debated rule, Steve found out that Deli is short for Delicatessen (who knew!?), and Curtis announced that he will not be getting his fake teeth in the mail. Steve also talked a bit about ...

6 - 16 - 16 Podcast

June 16, 2016 15:27 - 118 MB

Curtis started the show covered in spiders. Yeah... COVERED in spiders. He left his car window down last night and some of the spiders living in his garage must have crawled inside because he noticed, not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 SPIDERS on his arm, back, and shirt this morning! GROSS! Also on the show we get a review of the brand new Angry Birds movie from Curtis, we discover that Connie has always wanted a Big-Wheels, and we talk about Taylor Swift's newest boyfriend. All of that, Curti...

6 - 15 - 16 Podcast

June 15, 2016 15:35 - 131 MB

Today we spent about 15 minutes trying to figure out a candy that Connie had when she was younger.  Sure, Steve knew after about a minute that she was talking about the large Jolly Rancher candies, but WE WANTED TO BE SURE!  Also on the show we found out that Connie's husband Dan is going to be the next big thing in lawn mower racing, we asked the question "are your appliances spying on you?", and we found out that a lot of people keep large amounts of eggs in their fridge.  Steve is getting ...

6 - 14 - 16 Podcast

June 14, 2016 15:56 - 135 MB

Today we welcomed the newest edition to the Connie and Curtis show! Connor is our brand new intern that will be joining us every Tuesday for the remainder of the summer. Connor is a student at Lowell High School as well as an evening DJ on their radio station, 92.3 WRWW! Check him out! Also on the show today we talked about dirty magazines, the differences between gerbils and hamsters, and we found out that Curtis and Steve saw some pretty big stars in concert before they became popular. ...