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Curtis Gross - REMAX United

527 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratings

Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

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2 - 16 - 17 Podcast

February 16, 2017 15:35 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Connie found an adorable story today about a high school senior who purchased a rose for every girl in the entire school on Valentine's Day. This got us to thinking about when we were in school and the "Carnation Day" where students could purchase carnations for other students. Steve remembers buying a bunch of girls carnations and not receiving any in return. Poor Steve... Also on the show, Curtis gives us an One Direction update, Connie accidently impersonates Chewbacca, and we talk tax...

2 - 15 - 17 Podcast

February 15, 2017 15:29 - 2 hours - 129 MB

As with most of our shows, Curtis will pose a question to Connie and Steve and ask for their response. There is a good chance that these questions he asks are interesting or funny, but occasionally you'll get ones that no one wants to answer. Not because they are too personal or something, but because they are just kinda dumb. Today's question was "Do you put your glasses face up or face down in the cupboard?" Not a horrible question, but when you talk about it for 10 minutes... Well, th...

2 - 14 - 17 Podcast

February 14, 2017 15:22 - 2 hours - 143 MB

Today is Valentine's Day so you better believe that we talked all about love, relationships, and candy.  We also talked about cheating.  Not cheating on your spouse, but cheating on your favorite couples Netflix show.  Do you ever watch the show you are watching with your SO while they aren't there?  We ask if that makes you mad or if you are able to shrug it off.  Also on the show Curtis talks about his first attempt ever at snowboarding, Russ talks love with Connie and Curtis, and we give T...

2 - 13 - 17 Podcast

February 13, 2017 15:28 - 2 hours - 297 MB

We talked about dirty dusty air ducts in your house today and Connie came up with an ingenious idea! She developed a service that will clean your ducts, mow your lawn, shovel your snow, power wash your siding, and make you a sandwich all for $75 a month! Please, Connie, make this a thing! We want your all in one magical $75 a month service! Also on the show we found out that our general manager is an elitist (or so Curtis says), we learned about having a skunk as a pet, and we talked all ...

Reserve Dessert Wars 2017

February 10, 2017 15:52 - 7 minutes - 17.2 MB

Reserve Dessert Wars 2017 by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

2 - 10 - 17 Podcast

February 10, 2017 15:51 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Curtis found a very interesting Buzzfeed Quiz today and decided to give it to Connie and Steve. The quiz listed a variety of foods and asks if you'd bite or suck each of them. Of course Connie and Steve wanted other options like spit, both, or neither, but Buzzfeed (and Curtis) only sees the world in black and white. Sometimes I suck half the sucker, then bite the other half, Curtis! Also on the show Steve told us the history of St. Valentine's Day, we talk a little bit about co-workers w...

2 - 9 - 17 Podcast

February 09, 2017 15:58 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Today we talked a lot about memories. Memories of why we moved to Michigan. Memories of happy moments from our childhoods. And even memories of the days we all got engaged. Yes, today was like a story you tell to your half-listening grandchildren... Also on the show we talked about National Pizza Day, we found out Connie's cat, Kevin, is getting shaved today, and Steve finally learned how to use Instagram. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

Ice Box Brand Ice Cream Dessert Wars 2017

February 09, 2017 15:00 - 11 minutes - 25.3 MB

Ice Box Brand Ice Cream Dessert Wars 2017 by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

2 - 8 - 17 Podcast

February 08, 2017 15:41 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Every year we take a look at Merriam Webster's list of new words being added to the dictionary. And every year we decide that these are pretty dumb. I mean, most of these "words" are actually phrases or acronyms. As far as I can remember, you can't use phrases or acronyms in Scrabble... So how can they be words!? Huh, Merriam? Can you answer that one? Also on the show we talked about Curtis' trip to Chik-fil-a, we watched Curtis rub himself, and we took another Buzzfeed quiz! All of t...

Melting Pot Dessert Wars 2017

February 08, 2017 14:18 - 7 minutes - 17.2 MB

Melting Pot Dessert Wars 2017 by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

2 - 7 - 17 Podcast

February 07, 2017 17:10 - 2 hours - 356 MB

If you can believe it or not, we actually talked about fast food and Buzzfeed quizzes more than normal! We talked about the worst Taco Bell in West Michigan, we found out our frozen yogurt preferences, and we read the menu for Chick-fil-a! Also on the show we talked about self-driving cars, we pondered about who will be next years’ Halftime Show, and we gave some dating advice! All of that, Curtis’ Whatever, and much more on today’s show!

Connies Cakes Dessert Wars 2017

February 07, 2017 14:47 - 6 minutes - 15.9 MB

Connie and Curtis talk to Mary from Connie's Cakes about her desserts for Dessert Wars!

2 - 6 - 17 Podcast

February 06, 2017 15:06 - 2 hours - 318 MB

It's the day after the Super Bowl so you best believe that we are talking about the Super Bowl! We talk about Gaga's performance, our favorite (and least favorite) commercials, and of course that AMAZING COMEBACK! Also on the show we got a list of Valentine's don'ts from GQ Magazine, we had Cygnus 27 come in to show off their Dessert Wars entry, and Curtis reinforces stereotypes of Detroit! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

Cygnus 27 Dessert Wars 2017

February 06, 2017 15:00 - 4 minutes - 11.4 MB

Cygnus 27 visited Connie and Curtis today to show off their Dessert Wars 2017 entry, a Praline Gelato with Decadent Brownie Pieces and a Caramel Crumble Cookie.

Steve's Stories - The History of Football

February 03, 2017 15:52 - 17 minutes - 16 MB

Today Steve did his segment on the history of football in the United States and how it grew to become more popular than Baseball.

2 - 3 - 17 Podcast

February 03, 2017 15:36 - 2 hours - 141 MB

It's Tiara Tuesday on a Friday! Today Connie, Curtis and Steve all wore their tiara's to the office and encouraged everyone else in West Michigan to do the same! So if you woke up, put on a tiara, and went to work, you still have time to post a pic of yourself on our Facebook page! Also on the show we discussed how we take showers, Curtis talked about his beef stew fail, and Steve did Steve's Stories on how Football came to surpass Baseball as our National Pastime! All of that, Curtis' Wh...

Masen James Bakery Dessert Wars 2017

February 03, 2017 14:26 - 7 minutes - 16.4 MB

Interview with Jerome from the Masen James Bakery about their appearance at Dessert Wars 2017!

Wealthy Street Bakery Dessert Wars 2017

February 02, 2017 16:11 - 7 minutes - 16.4 MB

Interview with Jim from the Wealthy Street Bakery about their appearance at Dessert Wars 2017!

SixOneSix Dessert Wars 2017

February 02, 2017 16:08 - 9 minutes - 22.1 MB

Interview with Chef Lisa Miller from JW Marriott's six.one.six.

2 - 2 - 17 Podcast

February 02, 2017 15:26 - 2 hours - 149 MB

2 - 2 - 17 Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

2 - 1 - 17 Podcast

February 01, 2017 15:56 - 2 hours - 141 MB

Today's show can be summed up by only a single word.  That word is "oblivious".  I won't bore you as to why that is the title of today's show, because as you listen it will become painfully obvious.  Also on the show we talked about how Buzzfeed is attacking T Swift with an opinion piece, we had our very first Dessert Wars contestant on the show, and we argue about whether or not it's OK to take home a doggy bag from a buffet.  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

1 - 31 - 17 Podcast

January 31, 2017 15:29 - 2 hours - 143 MB

After a long hiatus, Steve has finally done it! He made another quiz! This quiz will ask you questions about the big game, your friends, and food and will determine which big game snack you should bring to the party. Connie and Curtis took the quiz and they got deviled eggs and buffalo wings, respectively. Take the quiz for yourself and let us know what you got! Also on the show we asked the question "If you could only have 1 TV channel forever, which would it be?", we learned how to pro...

1 - 30 - 17 Podcast

January 30, 2017 15:21 - 2 hours - 332 MB

It has been a little over a year since the first time it happened, but it happened again. I swear that Curtis just gets that craving every January... Steve kissed Curtis again. The first time he did it, he had a little bit of hesitation, but this time around he just went right for it. Both times Steve kissed Curtis he commented on just how soft his cheeks were. They are terrific! Also on the show we talked a lot about the snow getting ready to fall tonight, we learned about 10 different...

Steves Stories - History Of GR

January 27, 2017 16:58 - 23 minutes - 52.7 MB

Steve's Stories - The History of Grand Rapids

1 - 27 - 17 Podcast

January 27, 2017 15:13 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Connie found an article that claims that being nude is good for your mental health. We talked about a positive body image and learned that Steve used to wear a shirt in the pool because he was embarrassed about being too skinny and Connie remembers friends doing the same thing but because they thought they were too big. So we learned that the more often you are nude, the more accepting you become of your body image! Also on the show, Steve told us the history of Grand Rapids, Curtis bought...

Ocean Sounds

January 26, 2017 16:07 - 23 seconds - 372 KB

Not sure why I made this, but it's pretty fun IMO. It's a combination of Curtis sniffing his nose, Steve making bird noises, Homer Simpson imitating ocean noises, and then actual ocean sounds. Why? BECAUSE! That's WHY! - Steve

1 - 26 - 17 Podcast

January 26, 2017 15:36 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Today Connie revealed a struggle that her and Curtis have to deal with everyday at work.  What time do we leave?  Curtis is ready to go the second that the show ends, but Connie knows that our job is a J-O-B!  So that includes doing other work outside of the morning show as well.  Listen to their arguments and their solution in today's show.  Also on the show we found out that you can hear the ocean if you put your ear up to Curtis' nose, we tried to figure out who made a mess of our microwav...

Steve Wants To Ride Curtis Like A Bull

January 25, 2017 15:52 - 5 minutes - 12.6 MB

Steve Wants To Ride Curtis Like A Bull by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

1 - 25 - 17 Podcast

January 25, 2017 15:17 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Why is it that people get a little randy while visiting their parents? Connie and Steve both talked about when they visit their parents with their SOs, they get a little randy. Nothing ever happens, but they sure want it too! Maybe it's because it's viewed as taboo? Also on the show we talked about the pros and cons of sucking toes, we found the funniest marquee in Grand Rapids and Curtis finds out which One Direction singer he would be. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on to...

1 - 24 - 17 Podcast

January 24, 2017 16:20 - 2 hours - 138 MB

We waited until just before 8am to start talking about the Bachelor today, but it seemed like once Curtis opened that box up we just couldn't shut up about it. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that last night Nick too the Bachelor girls to his hometown in Wisconsin, which happened to be the very same town that Curtis' wife grew up in...? That is probably it. Also on the show we talked about how much fat is in a portion of prime rib, we found out the surface temperatures of every ...

1 - 23 - 17 Podcast

January 23, 2017 15:21 - 2 hours - 283 MB

Today Connie got completely grossed out and Curtis will definitely not be eating anything prepared in Steve's kitchen for a while. We got on the topic of hair in our food today and discussed about how if it's your own hair or hair from someone in your family, it's not THAT bad. At least not as bad as a random's hair. But then Steve started to talk about animal hair in his food and that's when things got a little gross... Also on the show we talked about how Curtis picked up a hot baby sit...

Steve's Stories Inauguration History

January 20, 2017 16:43 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MB

Steve's Stories Inauguration History by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

1 - 20 - 17 Podcast

January 20, 2017 15:34 - 2 hours - 146 MB

Today is a very unique day. It is a day that will witness the peaceful transfer of power as Barack Obama leaves The Office of The Presidency and Donald Trump enters it. To commemorate this event, Steve did a very special Steve's Stories that focused on some of the most notable Presidential Inaugurations in United States history. Also on the show we talked a lot about the NFL playoffs (Go Pack Go!), we found the most perfect mac n cheese recipe of all time for Connie, and we heard some hila...

1 - 19 - 17 Podcast

January 19, 2017 15:49 - 2 hours - 138 MB

So we have this magic little button in the studio that is known as the "Dump Button". This little magic button lets us get rid of anything bad that was said on the air. So when you listen to us, you are actually listening to an 8 second delay. That's so if we say something bad (or a caller does) we can press the button and it will remove the delay and the last 8 seconds won't go out over the air. Today we used that button... Lucky for you, the part that was dumped, is still in the Podcas...

1 - 18 - 17 Podcast

January 18, 2017 16:07 - 2 hours - 135 MB

No matter who you are, you have to love a mothering mommy.  That's the type of mom that is so motherly that her mothering tendencies often spill over to other people's children.  Connie was talking about her mom today and revealed that she is one of those mothers and her friends absolutely love having a second mommy!  Also on the show we dove deep into the secret behind cashing checks at liquor stores, we checked in with Connie's cooking when Steve gives a review of the leftover pot roast he ...

1 - 17 - 17 Podcast

January 17, 2017 15:16 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Connie freaked everyone out this morning by announcing that people can steal your fingerprints from photos you post online. So that awesome picture of you downtown giving the peace sign can be used against you to frame you for murder! Well, it probably won't be that bad, but the fact that people can steal your fingerprints from photos is still pretty scary! Also on the show we had Russ stop by and talk about driver's training, Connie found an amazing video of a shirtless man cooking some b...

1 - 16 - 17 Podcast

January 16, 2017 15:18 - 2 hours - 324 MB

What's the best way to kick off the week? If you answered a pajama party, then you are correct! Curtis told us about a pajama party Katy Perry threw over the weekend for her boyfriend, Orlando Bloom. Katy Perry had special onsies made with a big picture of Orlando on them for people to wear. We all agree that pajamas parties are amazing and people need to do them more often. Also on the show we talked a lot about the NFL playoffs because Curtis LOVES the Packers, we also discovered that ...

Connie & Curtis - Meijer Memories

January 13, 2017 16:17 - 4 minutes - 4.12 MB

Connie & Curtis - Meijer Memories by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

Bulls Balls Bowls

January 13, 2017 16:12 - 4 minutes - 4.57 MB

MAB Entry

1 - 13 - 17 Podcast

January 13, 2017 15:16 - 2 hours - 142 MB

Have you ever wondered what the pink and white flavors of jelly bean were? Well, we jumped into the debate and found out that white is usually pineapple and that pink is actually strawberry even though many people still think it is some sort of cotton candy type flavor. Also on the show we talked about how a man from the UP fell and broke his neck only to have his dog keep him warm for over 20 hours while he waited to be rescued, we learned that a lot of our listeners look into their neighb...

1 - 12 - 17 Podcast

January 12, 2017 15:21 - 2 hours - 143 MB

Forget calling it a snow day, let's call it an ice day! This morning was dominated by talking about how crappy the roads were and how everything was covered in a sheet of ice! Heck, even a fire truck flipped on it's side this morning by breaking too hard while responding to an accident! Also on the show we learned all about the etiquette of eating (or in Curtis' case, drinking) soup, we found out how to save a ton of money each year by simply only buying what you absolutely need, and we ga...

1 - 11 - 17 Podcast

January 11, 2017 15:39 - 2 hours - 139 MB

We found out that the West Michigan Whitecaps are hiring mascots for the 2017 season, so we figured Curtis would be a good fit. Well, he actually had mascot experience, so he shared that story with us. And then we had a listener call in to tell her story of working as a mascot for the Whitecaps over 15 years ago! Also on the show we found out about a cat that got stuck in a garage door, we learned all about hot sauce, and we got put in our place by a listener. All of that, Curtis' Whateve...

1 - 10 - 17 Podcast

January 10, 2017 15:16 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Who really sends thank you notes anymore? If it isn't a wedding or some other big occasion, do people even send them after they get a gift. Curtis brought the question up on today's show and it seems like most people just completely skip the thank you note process. How about you? Do you send them? Also on the show we talked about getting used to smells, we learned that our friends, The Accidentals, got a record deal, and we discussed things that women do that men wish they could do to. ...

1 - 9 - 17 Podcast

January 09, 2017 15:41 - 2 hours - 370 MB

1 - 9 - 17 Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

1 - 6 - 17 Podcast

January 06, 2017 15:35 - 2 hours - 139 MB

Is it just me or does today's show seem like it's loaded with euphemisms? During the beginning of the show we got onto an odd conversation and Steve was extremely confused and frantically trying to google what Connie and Curtis were talking about. Also on the show we talked about chipped teeth (and then Curtis accidently punched himself in the face), Steve gave us a quiz, and we learned why you shouldn't ski with a backpack. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

Quote Quiz

January 06, 2017 13:52 - 13 minutes - 30.4 MB

Quote Quiz by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

1 - 5 - 17 Podcast

January 05, 2017 15:21 - 2 hours - 137 MB

If you haven't had a housecall that resulted in the service working using your restroom and then feeding you a Danish, you need to find a company that does one! We got on one of the weirdest conversations we've heard on the show today and it involved cheese and blueberry filled Danish... Also on the show Steve talked about being nervous around his bosses, we learned of an amazing little island in Virginia that is hard to pronounce and filled with wild horses, and we found out that a bunch o...

1 - 4 - 17 Podcast

January 04, 2017 15:20 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Connie almost killed her husband, Dan!  She almost got him with the ole "back seat meat" attack...  You know the one, where you leave some ground beef in your back seat for over 24 hours and then you cook it anyway?  Yeah, gross.  Also on the show Curtis talks about a leg pain that he has, we found out exactly how long it takes for eggs to go bad, and Curtis found a box of old baseball cards.  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

1 - 3 - 17 Podcast

January 03, 2017 15:23 - 2 hours - 147 MB

We are finally back from what seemed like an eternity of a vacation!  Today was a big show because we had to cover everything that happened for the last two weeks in our own lives as well as in the news.  Sadly, we had more celebrity deaths before The New Year, we discussed all of our New Year's Resolutions, and we talked all about Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve debacle.  Also on the show we asked the question "which celebrity would you want to move in next door?", we got right back to jinxing...

12 - 16 - 16 Podcast

December 16, 2016 17:20 - 2 hours - 122 MB

12 - 16 - 16 Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United