Episodes
7 - 12 - 17 Podcast
July 12, 2017 14:34 - 2 hours - 121 MBSteve has a brand new catch phrase! With the help of Curtis mispronouncing "snack", Steve now will be calling for "Shhhhnnnnack Time!" We got tons of texts saying how hilarious this was, so for the time being he will be repeating that phrase. Sorry, Liz, but you were the only one to text in that it was annoying... Also on the show we learn the origin of Hummers (the automobile, you sicko), Curtis has a hard time saying "I love you", and we play "Lifetime or Adult Movie!?" All of that, Cu...
7 - 11 - 17 Podcast
July 11, 2017 14:54 - 1 hour - 106 MBOccasionally we like to get kinda deep on the show, and today was one of those days. We asked everyone what they think was their purpose on this earth. Connie said to spread happiness, Curtis wasn't sure so Connie assigned "being funny" to him, and Steve opted for raising his yet-to-be-born child. What do you think your's is? Also on the show Connie gave our intern Kim a messy bun that she wasn't a fan of, Curtis lists his top 16 favorite ice cream flavors and we check out some Amazon Pri...
7 - 10 - 17 Podcast
July 10, 2017 14:19 - 1 hour - 106 MBConnie had a bit of a mishap this morning... She accidently ripped her pants while squatting down to plug in her headphones! She had wore freshly dried pants out of the dryer this morning so they were extra tight, and when she got to work... RIIIIIP! Curtis was there to help though, and told Connie to just avoid wide turns and no one will see anything. Huh? Also on the show we talked about how Steve finally got his power back after the storm, Curtis got to sleep in for once over the wee...
7 - 7 - 17 Podcast
July 07, 2017 14:30 - 2 hours - 110 MBIn case you slept through the storm last night, we had a big storm last night. The storm left over 150,000 people without power, including Steve. So to help combat the effects of the power outages, we gave you tips on what to do with your frozen and refrigerated food. Also on the show Steve did his Steve's Stories on the history of fireworks, Connie learned about Hallmark's new Christmas lineup (because Christmas in July?), and Curtis tells gambling stories that will make you want to screa...
7 - 6 - 17 Podcast
July 06, 2017 14:50 - 2 hours - 127 MBToday was truly a day to behold. We got to talking about how we were unable to reach our fundraising goal for the Humane Society of West Michigan today when Curtis semi-volunteered to take Connie's place for the faceful of mayo. So we took a show vote and it was official, 2 votes to 1, that Curtis would get mayo in the face. If you didn't see the video, you need to. Also on the show we found out if we have a normal morning routine, the Cat, Emma and Haley from the Rockford High School Mar...
7 - 5 - 17 Podcast
July 05, 2017 14:25 - 2 hours - 119 MBWith it being the day after The 4th of July, you should expect more fireworks to be going off in your neighborhood tonight, love it or hate it. Today we talked a lot about these amateur fireworks, the legal aspects, how late people set them off and everything else you can think about fireworks. Also on the show we talked about what we do to escape reality, we learned what we like to put on our salad at the salad bar, and we asked if people know how to use a manual can opener. All of that, ...
7 - 3 - 17 Podcast
July 03, 2017 14:06 - 2 hours - 112 MBIt's the day before the 4th of July and we are here totally not phoning it in while most listeners are on vacation! Seriously though, we love shows like this, we figure we can be a little more loose with what we talk about when less people are listening. Like for example we played a lot of music that Tom, our boss, would HATE! Also on the show we recapped the Amway Family Fireworks, we debated on whether mayo based coleslaw is better than vinegar based coleslaw, and Curtis asks if it's cre...
Steve's Stories - Pulled Pork Sandwiches
July 03, 2017 10:53 - 10 minutes - 24.5 MBSteve's Stories: Pulled Pork Sliders Recipe From 'Fair Foods: The Most Popular and Offbeat Recipes from America's State and County Fairs'
6 - 30 - 17 Podcast
June 30, 2017 14:59 - 2 hours - 119 MBIf you didn't listen to the show today, you are in for a treat! This podcast is toe-tally amazing! What's with the toe puns, you ask? Well, we had the pleasure of talking to Jerry today, the man who had his toe eaten by his dog. Now before you go and start scolding his dog, Kiko, you need to know that Kiko probably saved Jerry's life by dining on his digit. Also on the show Steve showed off an awesome Pulled Pork Slider recipe he got from a Fair Foods Cookbook for his Steve's Stories, we...
Jerry And Kiko
June 30, 2017 14:57 - 10 minutes - 24.6 MBAbout 7 years ago, Jerry fell asleep on and woke up to his dog, Kiko, finishing up snacking on his toe. Jerry had an infection that wasn't healing and the dog, out of natural instinct, took care of the problem. So, Jerry woke up and his big toe was missing and his dog's face was all bloody. Turns out that Jerry had diabetes and didn't know it. That is the reason why his injury to his toe had not been healing. Jerry doesn't like doctors, despite being married to a nurse, and refused to ge...
6 - 29 - 17 Podcast
June 29, 2017 14:46 - 2 hours - 122 MBToo many Buzzfeed quizzes today! First Curtis found a quiz that would figure out what type of pool party person you were based on your floaty preference. Then Steve got to talking about how he feels like a Disney Princess after getting a hammock and a bird feeder, so Curtis found ANOTHER quiz that told us which Disney Princesses we were. Also on the show we talked about the big fireworks show downtown this Saturday, we learned that 10% of Americans drink over 70 adult beverages a week, and...
6 - 28 - 17 Podcast
June 28, 2017 14:30 - 2 hours - 119 MBCurtis found a study this morning that we are still trying to figure out the point of. We are pretty sure it tested dog people vs cat people and looked at their happiness, intelligence, and how funny they are. Turns out that cat people are smarter and dog people are funnier. Then he mentioned something about cats doing drugs or something, we aren't sure... Also on the show we talked about napping at work and why it's a good thing, Steve talked about how his pets have been acting different...
Steve's Big Announcement 6 - 27 - 17 Podcast
June 27, 2017 15:47 - 2 hours - 119 MBSteve made a huge announcement this morning... Him and his wife, Brittainy, are having a baby! Woo hoo! He wrote a blog about it so you can check it out here. Also on the show we talked all about our vacations. Curtis went camping with the family, Connie stayed at home and had her mom and aunt visit, and Steve painted a lot of his toy soldiers and still worked on his vacation! Also on the show we had to deal with NO AC all morning! Even though it was cold outside, it was in the 80s in ...
6 - 16 - 17 Podcast
June 16, 2017 15:37 - 2 hours - 130 MBIt's our vacation! Wooooo hooooo! But don't worry, you'll get to hear some of our best stuff all next week with a week long Connie & Curtis Best-Of-Palooza! We always get a little goofy the day before vacation, and today was no exception! We had a packed show that included things like how to spell the word "dewy", stories about parking cars, and watching other people work! Exciting, right? Ha! Also on the show Steve did the his Steve's Stories on Father's Day, we had the inventor of Yo...
6 - 15 - 17 Podcast
June 15, 2017 14:42 - 2 hours - 122 MBWho runs the home more often, women or men? That was a question we asked today and most people seemed to say that it's the women who run the home. It's different for everybody, but more listeners said that it is women. How about your home? Also on the show Curtis attempts to braid Steve's hair, we talked about the Griffins' Calder Cup victory parade this Friday, and we find out how short shorts have to be in order to be considered too short. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more o...
6 - 14 - 17 Podcast
June 14, 2017 14:48 - 2 hours - 120 MBGriffins win the Calder Cup! Griffins win the Calder Cup! Today we got to talk to one of our sister stations in Utica, NY about how those losers in Syracuse couldn't beat our Griffins! Apparently our friends in Utica also hate the Crunch because it is one of their rivals. Also on the show we talked about the coolest places to visit in each state, Steve told a story of his first crush, and Curtis talked about how he lost a girlfriend over Party of Five. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and ...
6 - 13 - 17 Podcast
June 13, 2017 15:18 - 2 hours - 299 MBThe belch heard around West Michigan was released at about 9:40 this morning while Connie and Curtis had Nick Swardson on the phone. Nick called in to talk about his upcoming stand-up show with Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and David Spade at Soaring Eagle Casino. Nick was telling a story about how he was drunk in Grand Rapids while filming the movie 30 Minutes or Less when he just lets out an epic burp. When confronted about it he said "Yeah, I know, deal with it." Also on the show we lea...
Nick Swardson On Connie & Curtis
June 13, 2017 14:25 - 16 minutes - 36.7 MBWe had Nick Swardson on the show today to talk about his upcoming show at Soaring Eagle Casino with Adam Sandler and crew.
6 - 12 - 17 Podcast
June 12, 2017 14:35 - 2 hours - 115 MBCurtis alerted us to a very pressing issue that he and his neighbors have been dealing with. Roaming packs of 5-year-olds are causing quite the stir in the late hours of the evening in Curtis' subdivision. According to Curtis, you will see tons of small children out at night around 1am... Huh? Also on the show Connie gave her husband a new nickname and he is not impressed, Curtis' daughters make him judge their dancing competition, and we gave away our first pair of tickets to the Katy Pe...
Steve's Stories - The Grand Rapids Griffins
June 09, 2017 16:40 - 13 minutes - 30.6 MBThis weeks Steve's Stories is all about the Grand Rapids Griffins!
6 - 9 - 17 Podcast
June 09, 2017 14:39 - 2 hours - 126 MBHow awesome of a show name would “Bigfoot and the Dogman in the Morning”™ be? Really awesome! That’s how awesome! We were talking about Bigfoot today when a listener called in to tell us about a Michigan legend. The Legend of the Dogman! Also on the show we dissect the Katy Perry, Taylor Swift feud, Steve does his Steve’s Stories on The Grand Rapids Griffins, and we ask the question “at what age do be start to enjoy bird watching?” All of that, Curtis’ Whatever, and much more on today’s...
6 - 8 - 17 Podcast
June 08, 2017 14:33 - 2 hours - 119 MBDo you take photos of your friends when they aren't looking? Not like innocent pictures when you are all together at a party, but more like "I saw you across the street the other day so I took a bunch of photos of you." Connie, Steve and the listeners all agree that the "I saw you across the street" photo should be called the creeper photo. Also on the show we talk about Super Soakers, we learn how you can be an actor in Fantastic Beasts 2, and we take a fire safety quiz. All of that, Cur...
6 - 7 - 17 Podcast
June 07, 2017 14:26 - 2 hours - 122 MBThis morning, Curtis had a chance to reminisce about his favorite movie of all time... Weekend at Bernies II. Hmmmmm, that is an odd favorite movie to have, but OK. Also on the show we asked the audience how much they could spend on themselves without their significant other getting angry, Connie and Curtis talked a lot about their camping habits, and Curtis gave us the top 10 fashion do's and 5 fashion don'ts for summer 2017. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!
6 - 6 - 17 Podcast
June 06, 2017 14:56 - 2 hours - 119 MBCurtis found a list of the best songs of 2017 from the Billboard Top 40 this morning and we had a little bit of a discussion about it. After several minutes of joking around and randomly changing the subject, we went to commercial. That's when a listener texted in to say that we never mentioned the #1 best song from 2017... Whoops! Forgetting what we were actually talking about is pretty typical for us though. Also on the show we welcomed our brand new intern Kim from Ferris State Univer...
6 - 5 - 17 Podcast
June 05, 2017 14:33 - 2 hours - 115 MBOne of our favorite interns of all time has come back to the show for the summer! Connor is freshly graduated from Lowell High School and is here all summer long before he makes his way to Ball State University to begin his degree in broadcasting! Glad to have you back. Also on the shoe we give pregnancy tips for women getting ready for hot summer, we analyze an incredible photo of a man mowing his lawn during a tornado, and John Mellencamp tells everyone that is happy that they have somet...
6 - 2 - 17 Podcast
June 02, 2017 15:57 - 2 hours - 111 MBIt's garage sale season and we got all of the tips you need to make the big bucks. Don't worry, these aren't Curtis' "I made $14 at my last garage sale" tips. These are tips from Consumers Report. Also on the show we get into the story of Connie's transition from long hair to short, we try to get Connie's husband Dan to buy some beer accessories, and we announced our brand new Channel 95-7 App! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!
6 - 1 - 17 Podcast
June 01, 2017 15:14 - 2 hours - 120 MBSeveral weeks ago Curtis mentioned that he had smelled a strong scent of burnt toast while driving on the Beltline near 28th Street. We could not for the life of us figure out what was causing it until today! That's when two listeners called in with their guesses and we think that they may have nailed it! Also on the show we talk about whether or not we believe in numerology, we spoke to two amazing guys about their quest to prove that America isn’t as negative as the media portrays, and C...
Interview With 2 Men and A Dog
June 01, 2017 13:33 - 12 minutes - 28 MBThis morning on the show we had the pleasure of talking to two adventurers who are traveling across the country to prove that America isn’t as negative as the media portrays. Andrew is currently road tripping around all 50 states with his New Zealander friend, Josh, and his dog, Piper.
5 - 31 - 17 Podcast
May 31, 2017 14:45 - 2 hours - 115 MBSpandex is not a right, it's a privilege. That is a quote from one listener's mother this morning when we were talking about whether or not you get uncomfortable seeing people in spandex. What is your thought on the subject? Also on the show we talked about Curtis' crazy neighborhood parties, we took a hilarious Buzzfeed quiz, and we learned the hardest word to spell for Michiganders. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!
5 - 30 - 17 Podcast
May 30, 2017 14:28 - 2 hours - 124 MBWhen you play yard games with a group of people, do you find that the owners of the game are usually better at it then everyone else? Curtis and his neighbors had a yard game palooza over the weekend and each family would dominate at the game they brought. So one listener suggested that you find a game that everyone is bad at for a tiebreaker. Great idea! Also on the show Curtis wonders why their are so many Russians at the waterpark, we talked about people getting angry about a girls onl...
5 - 26 - 17 Podcast
May 26, 2017 14:40 - 2 hours - 113 MBIf you missed it live today, you might want to check out the video on our Facebook page. Curtis drank and #1 meal from McDonalds. Steve blended together some french fries, a Big Mac, and a vanilla milkshake for Curtis to enjoy during Steve's Stories. It looked like sausage gravy and tasted like salty Thousand Island Dressing! Gross! Also on the show we talked about Connie's new Bob Seger Dress, we asked each other if we would be willing to sell our cars and Uber everywhere, and Curtis te...
5 - 25 - 17 Podcast
May 25, 2017 14:58 - 2 hours - 123 MBToday was the day after our Adult Skip Day at the Whitecaps. Some of us felt fine today, others a little tired, and some even a tad bit hungover. No matter how we felt though, we absolutely LOVED hanging out with our listeners at the game yesterday! So Fun! Also on the show we talked about the remake of Dirty Dancing, Curtis teaches his daughter how to mow the lawn, and we learned that skydiving is insanely terrifying. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!
5 - 24 - 17 Podcast
May 24, 2017 14:19 - 2 hours - 117 MB5 - 24 - 17 Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United
5 - 23 - 17 Podcast
May 23, 2017 14:55 - 2 hours - 115 MBSomehow we got on to the topics of vests today and it TOOK OVER THE SHOW! What? Yeah, Curtis listed off all of the different types of vests and we started playing pretend dress up! Now Steve is planning a "Which vest should I wear?" quiz for tomorrow too. Oh joy! Also on the show we talked about the new season of The Bachelorette, we found out a waitress got fired for sleeping with Orlando Bloom, and we told everyone some really bad financial advice. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and m...
5 - 22 - 17 Podcast
May 22, 2017 14:38 - 2 hours - 114 MBIt's officially "Graduation Party Season!" Curtis noticed this over the weekend when neighbors all over his subdivision were hosting open houses. One listener called in to talk about her graduation party experience and it sounded like her mom was trying to steal the show! Also on the show Curtis showed everyone how dirty his feet were, Connie's cat discovered how tasty dental floss is, and Connie and Curtis did a bunch of gardening this weekend! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much mor...
SS - Why Honey Bees Are So Amazing
May 19, 2017 14:48 - 17 minutes - 40.7 MBToday on Steve's Stories, he talked all about Honey Bees. You will be astonished at how important these little critters are to the modern world!
5 - 19 - 17 Podcast
May 19, 2017 14:33 - 2 hours - 114 MBWe sure did open up a can of worms this morning while trying to figure out why Curtis was smelling toast as he drove by Calvin College the other day. Connie and Steve had no idea what he was talking about, but then our listeners came to the rescue with their suggestions! Turns out they were all pretty wrong and we still don't know why. Also on the show we found out that Wesco has the best donuts in the world, we pondered whether or not dunce caps could be used in schools anymore, and Conni...
5 - 18 - 17 Podcast
May 18, 2017 14:54 - 2 hours - 124 MBThis morning Steve made a very interesting traffic report. He reported that their was a killer ostrich on the loose. We aren't quite sure what happened to the ostrich, but we do know that it was reported on by several news stations but no one got a photo. So keep your eyes out for a large land bird. Also on the show we creeped all over Taylor Swift's Instagram page, we learned all about flag etiquette just in time for Memorial Day, and we learned of a festival in Japan that rivals Tulip T...
5 - 17 - 17 Podcast
May 17, 2017 14:39 - 2 hours - 118 MBWe welcomed a new addition to the show today, Travis our intern from Central Michigan University! Fire up Chips! He will be with us for the remainder of the summer and then he will be graduating this December! Also on the show we learned that this is the Summer of Connie because of all the concerts she has planned, Curtis considers purchasing a pair of "Romphims", and we got an update from the Humane Society on our Sinko-De-Mayo fundraiser! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on ...
5 - 16 - 17 Podcast
May 16, 2017 14:54 - 2 hours - 125 MBThe statement "don't eat your pets" might seem pretty clear to most people, but sometimes you have a farm animal as a pet and they end up on the dinner table. We talked about this topic today and Steve shared a story of his friend's pet cow "Snickers". Also on the show we asked if your spouse dresses up sexy for you, we announced the Movies in the Park lineup for 2017, and Connie decides that she wants to be a mama duck. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!
5 - 15 - 17 Podcast
May 15, 2017 14:43 - 2 hours - 122 MBOn Friday of last week Connie was talking about how she wants a Michigan shaped Adirondack Chair but they were too expensive. Well we found out from some listeners how to get them relatively cheap, but now Connie's hubby Dan doesn't want any because he says their is no room by the pool. What to do!? We had listeners call in to suggest some loopholes on how Connie can get her chair! Also on the show we talked about the 5th/3rd River Bank Run, we talked all about our Mother's Day weekends,...
5 - 12 - 17 Podcast
May 12, 2017 14:52 - 2 hours - 123 MBSteve made a very humorous error with one of his blogs this morning. He was reporting on the semi-truck accident near Holland yesterday that resulted in 77,000 pounds of hot DOGS to be spilled out onto the highway. Well, he wrote dongs instead of dogs. You'll enjoy our conversation about this error. Also on the show we talked a lot about adirondack chairs, Connie's mom gets involved in her love life, and Steve gives us the history of esports. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more ...
5 - 11 - 17 Podcast
May 11, 2017 14:51 - 2 hours - 127 MBWe were an absolute mess today! Connie's shoe buckle was messing with her chair, Curtis' v-neck t-shirt wasn't deep enough and Steve was wearing too many sweaters. Luckily we aren't seen by that many people this early in the morning so we were able to get through it A-OK. Also on the show, Curtis spits on Connie for like the 100th time, we heard one happy and one sad story about prom, and we found out that Steve likes putting things in his mouth. What things? Just things, he says. All o...
5 - 10 - 17 Podcast
May 10, 2017 15:32 - 2 hours - 129 MBToday Steve let slip that his wife does not like the scarf Connie got him. Steve started to say she didn't like it, stopped talking and realized that his wife was technically insulting a gift Connie gave him... But it was too late! He committed a "Freudian Scarf Slip!" Also on the show we wrapped up the submission period for the NKOTB Lip Sync Contest, we found out Curtis' daughter starts drivers training this summer, and we found out that the amount of money the "Cash me outside" girl ma...
5 - 9 - 17 Podcast
May 09, 2017 15:34 - 2 hours - 122 MBMany things Curtis said today made Steve furrow his brow. First Curtis said he could never own a stationary bike or a treadmill because he doesn't have anything to wear. Huh? Then he talks about how he likes to drink the ham water. What!? Also on the show we found out that the end of the world would be a very happy time, American Idol returns to TV, and we have trouble doing Curtis' daughters homework. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!
5 - 8 - 17 Podcast
May 08, 2017 14:18 - 2 hours - 127 MBIt's that time of year when soccer is wrapping up for Curtis' daughters just in time for the family to get ready for summer soccer. After a game on Friday night, Curtis, his daughters, and the team were looking for a place to eat dinner when they came across a buffet... Well, turns out the buffet was minutes away from closing when they arrived and in the middle of the meal the waiter said "we closed 40 minutes ago..." Do you think that is rude or appropriate? Also on the show we talked ab...
5 - 5 - 17 Podcast
May 05, 2017 15:52 - 2 hours - 127 MBHeyo, it's Cinco de Mayo! Or as Curtis might have you believe, "Sinko-de-Mayo!" That's because we convinced Connie to take a bet today that involves her sticking her face in a sink full of mayo! We made a Go Fund Me page and are asking people to donate money to get Connie to get mayo faced! We set our goal at $5,000 and all of the money is going to the Humane Society of West Michigan! Also on the show Steve shared a touching story about how he gave the last 2 slices of toast to his wife ...
5 - 4 - 17 Podcast
May 04, 2017 14:52 - 2 hours - 126 MBThis morning we stopped the show a few times to appreciate Channing Tatum. Specifically, the way he danced in Magic Mike. The grace, the style, the rock hard abs and fit and taught body. Yum! Also on the show we found out that you should never buy things for your spouse because chances are they won't like it, Steve revealed that he doesn't want his AC on until it's 90 degrees, and Russ stops by to give us tickets to a Tigers game that is rained out! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and muc...
5 - 3 - 17 Podcast
May 03, 2017 14:35 - 2 hours - 132 MBThis morning we ruined dryer sheets for all vegans. It turns out that many dryer sheets are coated with animal fats to help the scent come out during the dryer cycle on your laundry. Steve also spent some time reading a list of other products that might contain animal parts. Also on the show we ask the question "are donuts breakfast food?", we sang happy birthday to Steve's wife, and we learned an interesting fact about baby boomers. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today'...
5 - 2 - 17 Podcast
May 02, 2017 14:40 - 2 hours - 128 MBThe hunt is on! Or is it? Steve is doing his Steve's Stories on Morel Mushrooms this Friday and a bunch of listeners have called in to share their hunting grounds with him. Will he brave the elements and find some Mushrooms for Friday? Only time will tell... Also on the show we asked for listeners Mom-isms again for a chance to win some Shari's Berries, we talked about the infamous fart from Dancing With The Stars, and we all found out that 20-year-old Connie likes to party! All of that...