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Curtis Gross - REMAX United

527 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratings

Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

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5 - 1 - 17 Podcast

May 01, 2017 14:43 - 2 hours - 124 MB

Forget homemade lasagna, Stouffer's Frozen Lasagna is the only way to go! Connie and Steve both agree that the you should never waste your time making a homemade lasagna. No one wants that crap, you want the easy frozen stuff! Also on the show we heard from Steve the minister complain about his job, Kelly Ripa found a new co-host and we started our Mom-isms contest! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

SS - History Of Coney Dogs

April 28, 2017 15:44 - 22 minutes - 50.7 MB

This week Steve did his Steve's Stories on the history of the Coney Island Hot Dog!

4 - 28 - 17 Podcast

April 28, 2017 14:51 - 2 hours - 131 MB

It's the best day of the year here at Channel 95-7! It's Coney Dog Day! What!? What!? Oh yeah, it was absolutely amazing. Steve even did his Steve's Stories on the history behind the 'Coney Island Hot Dog'! Also on the show we learned about a house destroyed by sand dunes in Silver Lake, we got in trouble for making fun of our boss, Russ' age, and Curtis died a little inside when he learned that McDonald's will no longer be serving Hi-C. All of that, Curtis' whatever, and much more on ...

4 - 27 - 17 Podcast

April 27, 2017 14:53 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Today we talked about how they are raising the speed limit on many freeways and non-freeway corridors in Michigan! Hooray! It probably won't be a big issue for most drivers, because everyone speeds anyway, but it still could reduce commute times across the state! Also on the show we talked about how Curtis is still yet to see The Notebook, we got really excited for Coney Dog Day tomorrow, and we learned all about how to fly with pets. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today...

4 - 26 - 17 Podcast

April 26, 2017 15:13 - 2 hours - 135 MB

We do not promote or condone getting drunk before you go to the dentist, but we did find out that people actually do that. People get nervous before the dentist, so sometimes they take a shot or seven before they go. I mean, what could go wrong!? Also on the show we talked about disabled pets, Steve gives Curtis his HBO password, and we coin the nickname "butt pudding". All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

4 - 25 - 17 Podcast

April 25, 2017 14:44 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Stop that! Pull your pants up and don't do that in public! Today we got on the topic of peeing in public and a lot of people called in to share their stories. We had people who got caught and got a ticket and people who got caught and let off completely free. Best to be safe and keep your pants on in public, though. Also on the show we talked about how a grape becomes a raisin, we learned that Taylor Swift might have a secret message in one of her songs, and Curtis told us the correct wa...

4 - 24 - 17 Podcast

April 24, 2017 14:21 - 2 hours - 142 MB

Today Steve got a little over sharey on the radio.  First he shared a story about how he accidentally injured a bunch of baby rabbits, then he told a very awkward story about getting denied by a waitress when he creepily asked her out.  OK, Steve we didn't need to know that stuff!  Also on the show we had Holly visit to tell us about BISSELL Pet Foundation's Empty The Shelter adoption event, we learned why old people like to us a P.O. Box at the Post Office, and Curtis quizzes us on a list of...

Steves Stories - Great Lakes Part 3

April 21, 2017 15:35 - 21 minutes - 48.9 MB

Today we have the wildly popular part 3 of Steve's Stories on the Great Lakes Region. This segment has a very special guest, Julie from the Tri-Cities Historical Museum in Grand Haven. We talk about some little known stories of the Grand River region of Michigan and the history of its people.

Steves Stories - Great Lakes Part 2

April 21, 2017 15:34 - 24 minutes - 55.4 MB

Today we have the wildly popular part 2 of Steve's Stories on the Great Lakes Region. This segment will explain how the people lived in the Great Lakes region from about 10,000 BC to present day.

4 - 21 - 17 Podcast

April 21, 2017 15:23 - 2 hours - 139 MB

Today we discovered what caused the "Grandville Explosion" last Saturday night. It was a bachelor party that caused the noise! The party goers were target shooting with explosive targets made of tannerite. Crazy! Also on the show Steve had a very special guest from the Tri-Cities Historical Museum for Steve's Stories, we learned that crock-pot is a brand, and we talk about how Connie's hair will soon be platinum in color! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

4 - 20 - 17 Podcast

April 20, 2017 15:45 - 2 hours - 128 MB

If you were tuning in to the Connie and Curtis show for the first time ever this week, you might think that we are a self-help show.  We've had some very deep topics this week, and today was no exception.  Today we talked about what you would do if you had 3 months to live and what you would do if your spouse died.  We even had a listener call in and tell her story of her spouse passing unexpectedly.  But don't worry, we had some upbeat topics too!  We also talked about the stinkiest flowers ...

4 - 19 - 17 Podcast

April 19, 2017 14:51 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Today we were talking about the tornado drill that will happen statewide this afternoon.  The drill is voluntary so a lot of people were wondering about which areas of West Michigan it will cover.  Well, turns out that we have a listener who works for the company that installs the sirens and she said that you will hear them everywhere!  Also on the show we talked about the year anniversary of Prince's death, Curtis talks about him volunteering at his daughter's high school, and Todd Chance jo...

4 - 18 - 17 Podcast

April 18, 2017 14:29 - 2 hours - 144 MB

Today's show can best be summed up by listener Matt's text to us at the end of the show.  "A free therapy session today on Connie and Curtis, mindfulness then death, I can't wait to see what tomorrow's session has in store."  Yeah, the last hour or so of the show got a little, um, different.  Also on the show, Curtis tells the story of his kids watching The Goonies for the first time, Connie shared how horrible she is at pottery, and Steve complains about his wife's take-out orders.  All of t...

4 - 17 - 17 Podcast

April 17, 2017 14:32 - 2 hours - 143 MB

Things got really weird several times this morning, but a comment about all redheaded, bearded people being hipsters took the cake.  We can't even remember how we got on the topic of red hair, but all of a sudden we came to the conclusion that all people with red hair and beards were hipsters...  Um, OK?  Also on the show we talked about what Brendan Fraser is up to, Connie tells stories about her equestrian past, and Curtis found a pen that he lost several months ago!  All of that, Curtis' W...

4 - 13 - 17 Podcast

April 13, 2017 14:27 - 2 hours - 143 MB

Because, you know... Most people get nude at the firepit. What!? Curtis was talking all sorts of craziness this morning when he started to describe what his neighborhood's bonfires are like. Also on the show we talk a lot about Connie's weird socks, Steve made a quiz that determines how old you act, and Curtis wears Connie's readers! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

4 - 12 - 17 Podcast

April 12, 2017 14:53 - 2 hours - 134 MB

How do you flirt with your significant other? Today we found out that both Connie and Steve play fight with their SO, but it turns out that they do it very differently. That's partly because Steve's wife is stronger than he is. Also on the show we talked about that crazy glass floor pool on the top of a highrise, we learned that Steve can't eat spaghetti like a normal adult, and we all watched a giraffe give birth. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

4 - 11 - 17 Podcast

April 11, 2017 14:25 - 2 hours - 141 MB

There was a story in the news today about a community Easter Egg Hunt being cancelled. The event was cancelled because parents pretty much ruined it for the kids by being too pushy and stealing eggs from children. We thought that was kinda crazy, but then Curtis told a similar story where his 2-year-old daughter got talked down to for taking an egg that her baby was crawling towards. That conversation quickly lead to us talking about whether or not it's okay to scold other people's childre...

4 - 10 - 17 Podcast

April 10, 2017 14:20 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Today Connie found a study that lists a bunch of qualities that may make you look unprofessional to your peers. We went through the list on the air and it turns out that Curtis and Steve are pretty darn unprofessional! Connie, like we didn't know already, was the most professional person on the show! Also on the show we talked about how Curtis still acts like a teenager, Connie reminisces about the summer she worked at a putt-putt course, and Steve admits that cartoon movies sometimes make...

4 - 7 - 17 Podcast

April 07, 2017 14:48 - 2 hours - 139 MB

What would you do if you were trapped in a drug store overnight? We asked this question today after reading about a man getting locked up in a CVS overnight. The man ended up eating some food off the shelves and eventually setting off the alarm in order to be rescued. We had a few listeners text in that they'd hit up the liquor section, ha! Also on the show we had Steve's Stories second installment on the Great Lakes history, we had the owner of the Barking Boutique in to tell his side of...

Barking Boutique Interview

April 07, 2017 13:07 - 26 minutes - 23.8 MB

Today we spoke with, David Boelkes, the owner of The Barking Boutique about all of the controversy surrounding his store.

4 - 6 - 17 Podcast

April 06, 2017 14:42 - 2 hours - 135 MB

If you haven't noticed, we get pretty brutal when someone mispronounces a word during the show. We never really let it go, and will continually joke around about the mispronunciation. Today Curtis had the honor of mispronouncing "Marshmallow Fluff" and Steve went full Swedish Chef on him by saying "Mershmallow Flerf" the rest of the morning! Also on the show we learn a little bit about the game "ROBLOX", we talk pretty in depth about our favorite perfume and cologne scents, and Curtis trie...

4 - 5 - 17 Podcast

April 05, 2017 14:40 - 2 hours - 139 MB

Both Connie and Steve have flown recently, so when we brought up the fact that TSA agents are getting a little more "personal" with their pat downs, they each had their own take on the new policy. Connie was randomly selected for a pat down when she flew and she screamed when the agent got friendly with her. Also on the show we all describe in depth how we brush our teeth, we found out that 22 million people live in Madagascar, and Russ stops in to drop off an award! All of that, Curtis' W...

4 - 4 - 17 Podcast

April 04, 2017 14:25 - 2 hours - 143 MB

Connie and Steve dressed up today! Well, Connie did but Steve's version of dressing up is just khakis and a sweatshirt. We talked about how we have clothes that we don't really wear often on yesterday's show, so we decided to dress in some outfits that we don't normally wear today! Also on the show we got to talking about swearing in public, we talked about how Steve sometimes gets stage fright in public restrooms, and we listed the top 100 snack foods of all time! All of that, Curtis' Wh...

4 - 3 - 17 Podcast

April 03, 2017 14:23 - 2 hours - 146 MB

We were talking about assisted living residents today and got a call from a listener about volunteering. It turns out that most nursing homes and assisted living homes rely pretty heavily on their volunteer staff to improve the quality of life for their residents. The homes have nursing staffs, but often times those people won't have enough time in their day to give everyone at the home the attention they need, so volunteers are the perfect way to give extra attention to each resident. Als...

3 - 31 - 17 Podcast

March 31, 2017 15:34 - 2 hours - 149 MB

Whew! Today was a long show, possibly even the longest we've done since Steve joined the show. Some might say that it's Steve's Stories that pushes the time past the two in a half hour mark, but who is to know? On the show today we had Steve's Stories talking about the Great Lakes, Connie gets a bad case of bed head, and Curtis relives his time as a classic rock DJ. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

Steve's Stories - Great Lakes Part 1

March 31, 2017 15:05 - 18 minutes - 43 MB

Today we have the wildly popular part 1 of Steve's Stories on the Great Lakes Region. This segment will take us on a journey of how the Great Lakes Region was crafted over the last 1 billion years!

3 - 30 - 17 Podcast

March 30, 2017 14:41 - 2 hours - 132 MB

As a general rule of thumb, proposing to someone on April Fool's Day is a bad and sometimes downright mean thing to do. However, we heard from a listener today that she was proposed to on April 1st, and it wasn't a trick! Her and her husband are still married after 17 years! Also on the show we talked about the best tourist sites to visit in the United States, Curtis found out how plumbing works, and we learned how to improve your posture! All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on t...

3 - 29 - 17 Podcast

March 29, 2017 14:40 - 2 hours - 129 MB

What a whirlwind of eating this morning has been! We had at least 2, possibly 3, breakfasts. First the lovely people from Shipt stopped by after we made our Meijer delivery order. Then later in the show The Courtyard came in and brought us even more amazing breakfast! Naps are definitely needed this afternoon. Also on the show we talked about Connie's new haircut and everyone's reaction to it, we also discussed whether or not karma exists, and Curtis acts out what being stuck on a roof w...

3 - 28 - 17 Podcast

March 28, 2017 14:29 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Today we talked about how both Curtis and Steve were on local versions of Dancing with the Stars.  Curtis did his contest in Wisconsin and took home 1st place and Steve did his right here in Grand Rapids and took home 4th place.  To be fair though, Curtis only had 2 other competitors, Steve had over a dozen...  Also on the show we talk about the real Dancing with the Stars, we all picked out a song that makes you cry when you hear it, and Curtis gives a rundown of his daughter's allowances.  ...

3 - 27 - 17 Podcast

March 27, 2017 14:35 - 2 hours - 125 MB

We are back, and better than ever! Or at least that is always Connie's hope that we will improve as a show when we return from a vacation. Sadly, this has never been the case. We are still the same old show, but that's still pretty good, right? On the show today we talked about an elderly Michigan couple accidently being flown to New York instead of Grand Rapids (they were actually supposed to be on Connie's flight home from Florida), we heard about Curtis' trip to Michigan's oldest bar, ...

3 - 16 - 17 Podcast

March 16, 2017 14:59 - 2 hours - 135 MB

Today was our last day before our vacation and in typical fashion, we got kinda goofy on today's show. Must have something to do with the fact that at 10am, we were done for over a week! Also on the show we talked about Connie's housesitter, we discussed clipping your toenails in heavy detail, and we looked into the rules of prom. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

3 - 15 - 17 Podcast

March 15, 2017 14:21 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Today we learned that in high school it's only cool if you use one strap on your backpack, but in college two is the way to go. Connie and Curtis had never heard of this phenomenon before, but Steve was very adamant that this was a thing and listeners of all ages came to his rescue by saying that they all experienced the same thing growing up. Have you heard of the one/two strap backpack debate? Also on the show we mispronounce Chorizo a bunch, we learned the average age that kids start to...

3 - 14 - 17 Podcast

March 14, 2017 14:35 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Have you ever heard of the game "Would You Rather?" It's basically a game that poses two hypothetical situations that you have to choose between. Connie found some pretty interesting questions and decided to ask Curtis and Steve. Also on the show we talked about our NCAA Tournament brackets, we recapped the exciting conclusion to The Bachelor, and we asked all of you if you put ketchup on your steak. Turns out people have really strong feelings about ketchup on steaks... All of that, Cur...

3 - 13 - 17 Podcast

March 13, 2017 14:40 - 2 hours - 128 MB

Yuck! It's Spring Forward, the dreaded twin of Fall Back from Daylight Saving Time. Nobody likes to Spring Forward, because nobody likes losing an hours of sleep! Today we talked about all of the bad things that happen the day after Spring Forward. Also on the show we found out how old everyone was based on their Yankee Candle preference, we talked about U of M's victory over Wisconsin in the Big Ten Tourney, and Connie finds out some new facts about her siblings! All of that, Curtis' Wh...

3 - 10 - 17 Podcast

March 10, 2017 15:48 - 2 hours - 136 MB

Curtis found a list of the best paying jobs in the world, and it included all of the commonly known well paying jobs like engineer and doctor, but it also included one job we've never heard of. A Scrum Master. Turns out it is more or less a project manager, but it supposedly pays really well. Well, that was until a Scrum Master called into the show and said she made about half that much... Whoops! Also on the show Steve dives into cyber security, we talk about paying it forward, and we g...

3 - 9 - 17 Podcast

March 09, 2017 15:42 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Today we found out many things about many topics because we had a lot of questions. First we talked a lot about the damage caused by the winds and wondered when power was going to be restored. Then we wondered who had Reuben Bites for sale in Grand Rapids and then, just like magic, Reuben Bites showed up in our studio from Tom the bartender at the Pickle Back Bar! And finally we wondered if anyone still used pagers. Turns out most people in the healthcare industry still have them. Also o...

3 - 8 - 17 Podcast

March 08, 2017 15:34 - 2 hours - 129 MB

Channel 957 is inviting area high school girls to head down to Woodland Mall and select one dress that they can take home FOR FREE for the purpose of wearing it to prom. You can check out the info for Channel 957's Cinderella's Closet here.  So since we were talking about Prom, we heard a couple Prom stories from Connie, Curtis, and Steve.  Also on the show we find out who gets Connie's stuff when she passes, we learn about how you can get free sushi in Detroit for International Women's Day, ...

3 - 7 - 17 Podcast

March 07, 2017 16:02 - 2 hours - 303 MB

Connie has been wearing perfume for her entire adult life, but never has she experienced a perfume day like today.  While getting read this morning, Connie sprayed her perfume right as she took a huge breath and inhaled the entire cloud of perfume.  After a few minutes of choking, she felt the effects all morning.  Curtis wanted to recreate the incident so a co-worker brought in her perfume for Curtis to inhale.  He did.  It was gross.  Also on the show Steve sang the Lollipop Guild song from...

3 - 6 - 17 Podcast

March 06, 2017 15:22 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Steve's wife, Brittainy, came back from her week in Florida on Friday of last week and they both were so excited to be reunited! But the happiness didn't last forever because they lost each other at Meijer the following day for over 30 minutes! Both of them frantically searching for the other throughout the store until they finally stumbled into each other. Steve thought Britt was abducted! So a listener called in and said we should just play Marco Polo next time we lose one another. Als...

3 - 3 - 17 Podcast

March 03, 2017 16:02 - 2 hours - 120 MB

3 - 3 - 17 Podcast by Curtis Gross - REMAX United

3 - 2 - 17 Podcast

March 02, 2017 15:22 - 2 hours - 140 MB

We got on to the topic of Winnie the Pooh today and found out that the characters in the books and cartoons are theorized to hold a much deeper meaning. Many people think that each character is thought to be an embodiment of a mental disorder. It has never been proven, since the author has passed after the theory was formulated. Also on the show Steve calls Curtis "Boo", Connie finds a new TV show, and Steve took a quiz to see if he is actually best friends with his wife, Brittainy. All o...

3 - 1 - 17 Podcast

March 01, 2017 15:32 - 2 hours - 147 MB

Who remembers the "Perfect Smile" As Seen On TV dentures that you could order through an infomercial? You know, the one's where the guy put them in and it sounded like he had a ball gag in his mouth afterward? The one's Curtis tried to buy... Well, for some reason we did an impersonation of a spider wearing those today. Also on the show we talked about our toast preferences, Steve figures out what acid wash jeans are, and we have a bathroom attendant feed us his nuts. All of that, Curtis...

2 - 28 - 17 Podcast

February 28, 2017 15:20 - 2 hours - 343 MB

If you haven't heard, there's 500,000 gallons of wastewater getting dumped into the Grand River in Grand Haven each day.  A sewage line broke about 2 weeks ago and the city is frantically trying to get it fixed.  Even though this has been news for several weeks, Connie and Curtis made fun of Steve a lot for claiming that he heard about it on Sunday.  For some reason they thought it happened yesterday and that I was psychic or something...  who knows?  Also on the show we got some Paczkis from...

2 - 27 - 17 Podcast

February 27, 2017 15:39 - 2 hours - 136 MB

We found out from a brand new study that it is really hard for someone to predict which of their co-workers will eventually throw them under the bus. Steve has actually had a former co-worker from the radio station throw him under the bus, but now that guy is fired. Good riddance! Also on the show we talked all about Michigan State's victory of Wisconsin in basketball, we laughed at the screw up at the Oscars, and we debate for 10 minutes about how to put a chip clip on an open bag of chi...

2 - 24 - 17 Podcast

February 24, 2017 15:17 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Steve has been having Deja Vu all week long with topics on the show.  We've talked about how to put on a bra, drinking in the shower, and soy sauce this week.  All of those things we've talked about almost exactly a year ago!  Weird...   Also on the show Steve made a really hard quiz for true Oscar buffs, Connie made her mom a homemade gift, and Curtis finds hair in his food.  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!

2 - 23 - 17 Podcast

February 23, 2017 15:30 - 2 hours - 137 MB

Here on Connie & Curtis, we love talking about food, and then of course we always get hungry. Today, we wanted old timey candy and chocolate mousse balls, also known as the lindt chocolate. Also on the show, we discussed a nursing home strip tease, Steve's bad luck with fish, and Russ joined the show to talk about golf clubs. All of that, Curtis' Whatever and much more on today's show.

2 - 22 - 17 Podcast

February 22, 2017 15:22 - 2 hours - 133 MB

We found out about an odd trend this morning when Connie shared that people have been eating oranges in the shower and posting pictures on social media.  It turns out that a lot of people get so sticky from squirty oranges that the only way to safely eat them is when you are in the shower.  Hmmmmmmm.  Also on the show we talk about the Oscars, we find out the science behind flirting, and we found out what types of drinks people like to put ice in.  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more...

2 - 21 - 17 Podcast

February 21, 2017 15:45 - 2 hours - 345 MB

Connie was on the phone with her mom the other day and they were talking about how winter is pretty much over. Connie's mom ended up talking about the hound dog not seeing his shadow and it got a bit confusing. That's when Connie realised that she was talking about Groundhog's Day... OHHHHHH, DUHHH!!! Also on the show we talk about your personality now vs. your personality as a kid, we found out that Curtis' boxers got all bunched up and tried to solve the mystery of how it happened, and...

2 - 20 - 17 Podcast

February 20, 2017 15:05 - 2 hours - 355 MB

Who else has a gassy dog? Steve's dog, Kobe, got into the cat food on Friday of last week and he was farting up a storm all weekend long! Kobe is the sweetest dog when people are around, but as soon as he has the house to himself he is a hellion! This guy ate the majority of a 5 lbs. bag of cat food in one sitting. Burps and farts all weekend long... At least it was nice enough to have the windows open. Also on the show Curtis talks about his ant farm that didn't have any ants, we found...

2 - 17 - 17 Podcast

February 17, 2017 16:58 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Curtis finally received his Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this week and he says he has spent a lot of time "using" it. Whatever that means... It turns out that this year's issue is pretty much all nudity. Curtis got in trouble for showing it to his daughters and Steve totally got called out for being a hypocrite about the subject of nudity. Also on the show Steve did a segment on African American history in Michigan, we learned 4 tips to have a better relationship, and Curtis told us ...