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Cheryl's whorehole.org

150 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 7 years ago - ★★★★★ - 31 ratings

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WH64: It’s A Toto Swamp Honaye

June 11, 2008 04:55 - 37.9 MB

LENGTH: 25:45 GUESTS:Nice Toto Folks SYNOPSIS Cheryl continues her phone caull series by phoning the nice folks at Toto to find out which toilets and bidets would best fit her “situation”. PS-Where my bday present bitch!? Call the LYUPS line … Continue reading →

WH63: Removin Toxins & Poopin Panty With Dual Action Cleanse

June 04, 2008 13:44 - 6.83 MB

LENGTH: 9:55 GUESTS:A very helpful blaque manz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls to find out more aboot Dual Action Cleanse, if it be for chillrin, and she also learns more about medz for her diabeetis, and something to help with her lyups. … Continue reading →

WH62: Finishin LivinXL & A New Life of Lapse

May 28, 2008 01:15 - 38.1 MB

LENGTH: 55:25 GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL, Madge Weinstein & People at New Lyfe MinWhoreStries SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back LivingXL to finally get the answers to her burning questions on them uribagz & huge gown. PLUS a recast (& followup) … Continue reading →

WH61: Cheryl’s Lapsin’ & Phonin’ Livin’ XL

May 18, 2008 20:38 - 49.5 MB

LENGTH: 36:01 GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call … Continue reading →

What A Great Domain Renewal (ripoff) Deal!

April 22, 2008 14:58

As a retarded, 25 year old woman, my bits ‘n pieces moistened when I received the following “offer” to renew a domain at register.cum earlier today. PLZ ADVISE.

WH60: Cheryl’s Hoverin’Round

April 15, 2008 05:16 - 11.5 MB

LENGTH: 8:23 GUESTS:Hoveroundz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Hoveround to get the 411 on these fancy scooters for oldies and fatties. Is a prolapse an indication that a scooter is medically necessary? How much weight can they carry? You don’t want anything … Continue reading →

WH59: My Lion Is White & Smegmatic

April 03, 2008 02:31 - 47.9 MB

LENGTH: 34:50 GUESTS:White Lionz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a listenturd who drunk dialed her & has a nice cuntversation & talks about all manwhore of things. PLUS a special msg from an anon female worker entitled “Upstairs Bathroom” relating to defication, droppings, … Continue reading →

WH58: Chiffon Shitting Dress

March 20, 2008 04:17

LENGTH: 34:33 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic (LIVE!) SYNOPSIS Cheryl is joined LIVE, in the flesh, by ladyraptastic. Good, poopy times ensue as rill and lady discuss the latest goings ons, read a nice story, and learn new words. All from the cumfart … Continue reading →

WH58 Inspiration: Chiffon Shitting Dress video

March 20, 2008 02:18 - 1.94 MB Video

Chiffon Shitting Dress video!

WH: Cheryl Sings- Push A Little Lapse For You

March 06, 2008 03:13 - 3.84 MB

LENGTH: 2:47 Cheryl Sings the classic “Forever Together” (Say A Little Prayer)… with a few stylistic changes. It’s a lapse-full. Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)!

WH57: Pushing Sensuous Blaque Daisies

February 23, 2008 21:14 - 31.4 MB

LENGTH: 22:50 GUESTS: Wanda’s Friend Bradley (Vocals on Pushing Daisies promo). SYNOPSIS A Very FULL show! New Commercial 4RillzTanninSalon&Eatery, Prolyup-uale, Poopin Panties, DICK, SynchronicityPoo, Instructable-Pessary, Promo For New Show on ABC: Pushing Daisies, Sensuous Blaque & Rillz Mix, Bus Audioz,& … Continue reading →

WH56: Cheryl Sings Classic Children’s Songs

January 18, 2008 22:31 - 12 MB

Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

AD: AIDz Might Not Equal Diarrhea

January 09, 2008 17:22

According to the advertisment below, which appeared in the latest issue of the Gay’s “national news magazine”, The Advocate, just because you have the HIV don’t mean you have have to be tethered to your toilet/shitbox… trapped reading what may … Continue reading →

Want More Rillz? Go Turd Yeast Radio Honaye

December 26, 2007 19:53

Yes, I was a guest on Madge Winestain’s progrum as I sometimes like turd do. It was REAL good… you will learn what SHLYPZ means, among other goodies. Go over there and have a listen-see honaye!

WH55: Shruggin Off Prole-Life Advice & Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah

December 23, 2007 04:17 - 26.9 MB

LENGTH: 39:11 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Botteingheim, & VMs from Listenturds. SYNOPSIS A REAL good one! Cheryl calls to get abortion advice; Vocab word of the day; Cheryls Tannin Salon & Eatery; Lots of VMs; ImLikeABird; EduLessons; PPH, CVS & DVT; crab … Continue reading →

Whorehole Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah

December 23, 2007 04:08 - 26.9 MB

LENGTH: 2:12 Cheryl sings a very special version “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah”… Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds)!

WH54: Lady’s Feet DP & Cankles

November 21, 2007 05:27 - 26 MB

LENGTH: 37:50 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & VMs from Listenturds. SYNOPSIS LadyRaptastic Joins Cheryl again. Holidays, Cankles, smelly feet, Footing, golf balls & pine cones, Burns, etc. PLUS ‘Cheryl Says’ Segments! Call the lyps line: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH53: Bum Bus Halloween Minisode

October 31, 2007 14:07 - 4.72 MB

LENGTH: 6:50 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS A lil progrum with a story of bumz, busses, hall-whore-ween, poop, and diabetis. IT’S A MINISODE! Get fucked. Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH52: Lady’s Cousin IZ From RedBank

October 24, 2007 13:32 - 22.4 MB

LENGTH: 32:40 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Chat With Lady. Periods, cankles, street wise, fillin change cup with prolyps, piercin, wide bridges, rape, cunnie, large lyups on outside then blaque, white eyes, syrup, 50’s, lady on xtube, peanut butter & scat, endfistula, … Continue reading →

WH51: Carol’s Bugs Bongs & Midloaf Crisis

October 17, 2007 12:40 - 46.4 MB

LENGTH: 1:07:31 GUESTS:Aunt Carol. SYNOPSIS USE HEADPHONES, it B Stear-e-o HONAYE! Prostitutes, ingrown lyp hairs, restless leg syndrome, bugz, beerboingz, lame excuses, alcohol incidents, animals, and lots of scat chat and poopin panties honaye. GOOD TIMES! Call the lyps line: … Continue reading →

WH50: Lady Bobbin For Dildos Knows 2 Lapse Early And Lapse Often

October 10, 2007 14:26 - 37.9 MB

LENGTH: 55:07 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS A special 50th progrum. HPV, cleft lyp, bobbin 4 apples & dildos, toenails, what that plate 2.99? lunch meat, talents, etc. Plus Lady & Rillz read a Poopin Panties Story! Call 206-666-LYPS LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” … Continue reading →

WH49: Scat in the Afturdnoon

October 03, 2007 05:00 - 14 MB

LENGTH: 20:25 GUESTS:VMs. SYNOPSIS Cheryl shares another reality inspired poopin panties story, takes listenturd calls, lapses, and gives you some GOOD TIMES! Call the LYUPS line and be on my progrum babies–206-666-LYPS LINKS:

WH48: Jesus Can Suck My Miracle Hole Any Day Honaye

September 20, 2007 03:03 - 20.3 MB

LENGTH: 29:36 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, VMs, and Misturd BarewhoreTeliz. SYNOPSIS More stories of miracles, church, Y u shouldnt wear white around rillz, and another very special inturdview with lady raptastic! Pickled food, y racism still be existin, nxt in line plz, … Continue reading →

WH47: Poopin Panties For Fun And Profits

September 12, 2007 02:25 - 6.61 MB

LENGTH: 9:35 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS Cheryl shares two special stories about pooping panties, her own that is. Good times with Sticky Bum Holes! ENJOY BABIES! Please call my LYPS LINE: 206-666-LYPS! LINKS:

WH46: Phoning In Religious Experiences

September 05, 2007 13:38 - 13.6 MB

LENGTH: 19:45 GUESTS:VMS: Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Rillz tells of a religious experience at fashion bug; dtlz about trip to MoTown, VMs from Lady Raptastic, & a bunch of other good times including an idea for a new version of Fergie’s … Continue reading →

WH45: Fisting, Oh We’re Doing That? [repost]

August 29, 2007 18:44 - 39.1 MB

LENGTH: 56:52 GUESTS:Aunt Carol, etc. SYNOPSIS Aunt Carol Joins Rillz! Wineo-house, tut not blaque, klan, fetus, cheez, fiber1 granolabarz, sanitary payd, wok fayce, rehabz, reminiscing, shelack, coin purse, fetus gap, glamour stillz, ron prolepeel, etc. 206-666-LYPS [see the previous entry … Continue reading →

Prolapse, Take It Easy–WH45 Song

August 29, 2007 13:36 - 39.1 MB

Clicks here to listurd to a higher quality stare-e-o SINGLE of Twinkleboi’s “Prolapse, Take It Easy” as heard on whorehole episode 45… complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds), [GOOD FUCKING CHRIST, I am so annoyed. Feedburner and wordpress can eat … Continue reading →

WH44: The Lady’s Silver Lining of Rape

August 15, 2007 01:20 - 35.7 MB

LENGTH: 51:51 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Chris, Rillz Mom, Lapsin Listenturd, etc. SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic & Chris join rillz. Homeless pee, white ignorant, burthin c-section, RAPE, ice truck, Silver Lining, bagz, animals, blaque woman covered in poop, hand printz, monkey, cat piss, … Continue reading →

WH43: PLZ Lard Won’t U Buy Me Cassie’s Confidence?

August 02, 2007 13:57 - 23 MB

LENGTH: 33:25 GUESTS:Cassie Hope. VMS:Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Rillz Mothurd, Madge, etc. SYNOPSIS A new song from Rillz, Cuntree Style. Plus Rill interviews Cassie Hope about a position at her daycare center and various VMs from Botteinheimer, mothurd, lady raptastic, … Continue reading →

WH42: Aunt Raptastic’s Darque Syrup

July 25, 2007 01:19 - 37.5 MB

LENGTH: 54:34 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Rillz “Mom”! SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic joins Rill. Mama’s dick cheese, saran wrap brownies, monkeys, orgasms, syrup, melted ice cream, berries, watermelon, blaquesplotation (tiger nipples & pussy foot), crabz, no cuntroll, xtube, clyt, RUIN, insultin, … Continue reading →

WH41: Chutes & Prolapses

July 18, 2007 13:31 - 32.4 MB

LENGTH: 47:08 GUESTS: Shaniqua LeBouff, Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Othurds! SYNOPSIS Rill chatz w/Shaniqua. Phone tag, enimated lapse, TurkayeLyps, Lady Raptastic Drunk, ReligionGrowsClitz, Wanda’s roids, Botteinheim, JoAnn’s Diarrhea Fabrics, Soups, Live Fisting Demo, Lasangna Recipe, Races, &Lyups. Call The LypsLine … Continue reading →

WH40: Ezzy’s Mucas Plugs and Fudge Cookies

July 10, 2007 13:28 - 29.4 MB

LENGTH: 42:42 GUESTS: Ezzy; VMs from PPL! SYNOPSIS Rill calls Ezzy, abortion insurance sales, fucking the mailman, tanning lotion, paulacunt, everyone lapses, staples, mucus plug, soup, indian, banana boat, fudge cookie, serial killers, Rill in vegas, smash head against god … Continue reading →

WH39: Blaque Hats & FDS

July 04, 2007 18:49 - 31.6 MB

LENGTH: 45:56 GUESTS: Madge & VMs from Botteinheim, Ezzy & Fans from Distorted View. SYNOPSIS Madge joins rill for a show! IntroFist, Botteinheim Song, Blaque Woman Hat, FDS, staple, Hypothetical/Wanda, john ong’s soysauce, Rillz 12 stepz, god’s gift to ugly, … Continue reading →

WH38: Listen To ME TOGO Monaye Honaye

June 21, 2007 03:21 - 30.8 MB

LENGTH: 44:45 GUESTS: VMS–LadyRaptastic, Blaywhorewitz, Ezzy. SYNOPSIS Rill responds to Spam (419 fraud), reads email, calls afrikan man and has a TAYSTAY cuntversation! Plus VMs from Lady Raptastic, Blaywhorewitz, and Ezzy! Email include in iturds lyrics tab honaye. Eat this … Continue reading →

WH37: HoverinRound & Werkin The Phone Line

June 14, 2007 02:55 - 28.1 MB

LENGTH: 49:02 GUESTS: Dace, Andy Melton, Christ-stain, Ali Mahajaina, Forrest, Zillafag, & Others SYNOPSIS FBA, many exciting guests, and plenty of prank phone calls! Sorry about the sound qualities in parts–get fucked! ENJOY BABIES! Cum’on Honaye, call the lapse-line: 206-666-LYPS … Continue reading →

WH36: It’s My Burthday & I’ll Lapse If I Want To!

June 04, 2007 14:01 - 12.4 MB

LENGTH: 13:30 GUESTS: None SYNOPSIS EXCLUSIVE Cheryl B-Day Song, Request For LOVE, Don’t take all kindz, SPECIAL story (SickDaze & Abu Mahajahani), poopz, lapses, and so much more! LeaveMeSomeLAPSE: 206-666-LYPS To download a higher quality stare-e-o SINGLE of “It’s My … Continue reading →

WH35: Part 2-Algerian Phone Sex & Marcus’ Meth-Mouth

May 29, 2007 13:44 - 23.3 MB

LENGTH: 50:58 GUESTS: Ezzy, AlgerianMan, Marcus Crazy, etc. SYNOPSIS Algerian Phone Sex. Marcus; shit test, pizzababe, adam curry (high, small penis & ballz), rill wants job,geekin out, vidyo, shitshalldins, podcramp, wanda’s meth mouth, wife’s dress & darque ballz, PushingOut cum&poop. … Continue reading →

wh34: Part 1- Ezzy’s MethMouth Foreplay (REPOST)

May 23, 2007 14:03 - 36.2 MB

LENGTH: 39:30 GUESTS: Botteinheim, Andy Melton (melturd), Crazy Listenturd Ezzy CC, etc. SYNOPSIS RILLZ BACK! Melturd says Wanda’s got meth face; meth sores, dace hurtz.  Botteinheim. Rill has a wonderful chat with crazy listenturd Ezzy CC or whatever her name b. … Continue reading →

wh33: Clypin Lapsey For Summah

May 03, 2007 03:40 - 4.83 MB

LENGTH: 5:15 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS An update from Rillz, finnah B rill busy in nxt 2 wks BUT she wants 2 give u an update, tellz u wut she’ll be doing & plans for when she gets blaque ( vid … Continue reading →

wh32: Poopin In TANdumb

April 24, 2007 12:13 - 8.56 MB

LENGTH: 9:19 GUESTS: John Ong, Wanda Wisdom, Madge Weinstein and otherz! SYNOPSIS John Ong Has All That Lapse, Another pooping panties story, funnel girl audio, and a secret unreleased gem featurding madge, wanturd, and otherz. Lapse it for me honaye- … Continue reading →

Want More RILL? Eat This Hot Rill

April 16, 2007 02:48

Yes Honaye–IT BE TRUE! I finnah been on the TWO most recent episodes of Eat This Hot Show–I’m a “host”. Crazy huh? ETHS #40: Podcramp NYC Blow-Out with Bicyclemark AND Lady Raptastic ETHS #39 We’re Back with Our EASTER BUNNY, … Continue reading →

wh31: Diary of a Mad Tan Womyn

April 16, 2007 02:42 - 19.6 MB

LENGTH: 21:25 GUESTS: John Ong, Lady Raptastic, and otherz! SYNOPSIS Selections from my diary, clyp of rill on OnglinePodcastLIVE, podcampNYC commentz, high on drugz=rescheduled scheduled maint w/podshow,diary, saline injections, tatoo’ed lyps, clyp of unreleased lady raptastic inturdview, & request 4u2 … Continue reading →

wh30: Lady Lapsetastic Welcums Lady Raptastic

March 26, 2007 12:20 - 29.3 MB

LENGTH: 31:58 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic! SYNOPSIS Cheryl does a very special inturdview with Lady Raptastic. myspace,beasttube (thnx kenny), lady’s fingerbang, tuna, iraq, bravest(blaquest) 1st, aborted word of the day, 9/11, ground 0 abortions, hidya royach, americunt idol, staple, kelly clarkson, … Continue reading →

wh29: RILL Don’t Feel Like Lapsin

March 13, 2007 00:44 - 12.9 MB

LENGTH: 14:02 GUESTS: Sharon In Tampoon, BotteinHeim, Madge, Tim Cornsmell SYNOPSIS Sharon’s Lymricks, Madge Spreadz LIES about RILL & daycares, but SHE Is MoenotTURDnice (HELLOthisISmrsBAILEY), Botteinheim, TimCornsmell, Podcampz & Shiet. Enjoy &/or get fucked honaye. Call the LYPS line 206-666-LYPS! … Continue reading →

WH28: I’M Prolapsin So U Better Release This Thang Honaye

March 01, 2007 13:41 - 10.1 MB

LENGTH: 10:59 GUESTS: Mikeypod, & Some Retarded Podcasters SYNOPSIS A progrum, featurdin a new song & some fab unreleased material w/ my good friend mikeyPAD and some really retarded podcasters-it B real good! Like it? GOOD! Don’t like? GET FUCKED! … Continue reading →

WH27: Weight Loss Tiring When U have 2 Measure UR Neck

February 22, 2007 14:20 - 27.5 MB

LENGTH: 30:00 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Andy Melton, Dace SYNOPSIS Part II-Andy & Dace join Rill and Ali. Losing weight but no scale? Measure neck! Teratoma in lapse and other shit. PLUS an oldie but goodie-RillSings HeyHonaye (dedicated turd TrannyWreck)! Why … Continue reading →

WH26: Cheryln’ Ali’s Flowmax

February 20, 2007 04:26 - 25 MB

LENGTH: 27:17 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani SYNOPSIS Part I-Ali joins Rill for a REAL show; current events, flowmax abuse, compli-mint candy, bus-smegma pantz, Blaque of Day-Aunt JerMyma, Crack, MasqueIn, RillSpace, & RillSings QueefinQueen. Get Fucked & Call my LYPSLINE- 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: … Continue reading →

WH25: Riding the EatMeOut Bus With Rill, Mostly

February 16, 2007 04:36 - 13.1 MB

LENGTH: 14:20 GUESTS: None SYNOPSIS Rill’s may neglect U but it don’t got 2B a 2way ST! Shes bashin her head against the goddamn radiator! Inside-EMO, Ridin the bus, oralface expelling turds, wanda’s a whore, madge is drunk & postin … Continue reading →

WH-Vid2: A Shart Test of Rills Camera Phone

February 13, 2007 03:28 - 941 KB Video

Right Click the above image and choose “Save As…” to download the movie turd your cornputer… LENGTH: 0:26 GUESTS:Poo and bloodz SYNOPSIS Sorry I be so busy lately… I gots a new camwhorera phone so I did a little vidyo … Continue reading →

WH24: Lapse–Stuck On UR Metal Grate

February 05, 2007 00:30 - 10.5 MB

LENGTH: 11:25 GUESTS: Botteinheimer, Satan, Lapse SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls to let you know that she is still alive & smokey and tells u where she finnah been @. The bigger the better, the tighter the wetter, whorehole.org HONAYE! Call the … Continue reading →