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The Bachelor - Season 27 (Finale & After the Final Rose)
Bachelor Massacre - March 30, 2023 20:13 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsAlthough we've come to the end of the road, I have no problem letting go. The Zachelor is finally over and the ending was not surprising. But what about those Jess rumors?? Look, I'm just trying to think of something to write, I fucked my back up at the gym. I mean, I'm not any more sto...
The Bachelor - Season 27 (SEX WEEK)
Bachelor Massacre - March 22, 2023 17:30 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsZach Shallcross is a lucky man. But he is not a smart one. At the very least, he is easily influenced. So it was disappointing to see how royally he ruined Fantasy Suites aka Sex Week by not trusting the process on a show that is CONSTANTLY reminding its participants to trust the proces...
The Bachelor - Season 27 (Women Tell All)
Bachelor Massacre - March 16, 2023 15:28 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsOn the last season of Bachelor Massacre, I referred to the Women Tell All as "Week 9" even though it was in the same week as Week 8. Then I called Fantasy Suites "Week 10" ... Was I right? Was I wrong? Does it matter? Ask someone who isn't a Virgo. This season's WTA was pretty standard...
The Bachelor - Season 27, Week 8 (Hometowns)
Bachelor Massacre - March 15, 2023 14:54 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsZach is not a hometown hero. He's not really even a hometown homey. If anything, he's hometown hopeless. This is the episode where Zach finally strips away any last shred of respect I may have had for him. Fuck you, Zach. Go home and leave these women to me. The final four women of thi...
The Bachelor - Season 27, Week 7
Bachelor Massacre - March 14, 2023 15:33 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWelcome to Budapest, Hungary! The land of paprika and porn and palacsinta. My literal motherland, if only in the sense that my mother was born and raised there. It is indeed a great place to fall in love, certainly more than Tallinn, Estonia. Don't @ me. As my co-host Scotty Boombox po...
The Bachelor - Season 27, Week 6
Bachelor Massacre - March 06, 2023 22:03 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsYou know you're living in 2023 when you are watching people named Brooklyn and Kat fighting about disrespecting Charity as Ariel and Gabi look on. In my day it would have been Jessica and Irene going at it over Rebecca while Jill and Ashley watch. In this episode my co-host Mandy talk...
The Bachelor - Season 27, Week 5
Bachelor Massacre - February 23, 2023 20:01 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsI fucked up. I never should have made the first episode of Bachelor Massacre Season 2 a two-parter. Now we are on Episode 6 of the podcast but Week 5 of the show, and it is going to mess with me for the rest of this Zachelor season, I just know it. Aaarrghghhh *clenches teeth* This was...
The Bachelor - Season 27, Week 4
Bachelor Massacre - February 16, 2023 18:18 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsPLEASE RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE!! We've been working extra hard over here at Bachelor Massacre and Sparse Mansion Media and we really need your help to keep this going. Everyone involved in this show is really busy outside of podcasting and we don't have a ton of time to dive into promot...
The Bachelor - Season 27, Week 3
Bachelor Massacre - February 14, 2023 21:26 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsAn overnight, love takes flight, an oversight, sho you right. Let's just address the elephant in the room: no recapper wants to release an episode critique after the NEXT episode has already dropped. But like Ferris Bueller said, life moves pretty fast. And sometimes things come up tha...
The Bachelor - Season 27, Week 2
Bachelor Massacre - February 02, 2023 15:17 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsIf I ever were to get into the beverage game, I'd start with a Bang-esque masterpiece and call it "Bad Bitch Energy". Welcome to Week 2 of The Zachelor, and I gotta say, Zach is still boring but at least he was kinda sorta cool this episode (not to be confused with crazy sexy cool, whi...
The Bachelor - Season 27, Week 1
Bachelor Massacre - January 26, 2023 18:08 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsZach is neither a snack nor a mack: discuss. Welcome back to the Bachelor Mansion, folks! It's time for another set of arrivals turned rivals, hot messes in dresses, and tears for fears. Season 27 of The Bachelor is finally here and our lead this year is (surprise!) a boring white br...
Bachelor Massacre is Back-N-Effect
Bachelor Massacre - January 26, 2023 00:31 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsCue up I Know You Got Soul or at the very least Try Again .... Bachelor Massacre is BACK. How we made it this long without talking some more shit is anyone's guess. From Clayton's total misfire to Gabby and Rachel's disaster of a season, we have missed out on some great drama worth com...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 11 (After The Final Rose)
Bachelor Massacre - March 17, 2021 22:19 - 35 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratings*sigh* *SIGH* *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH* Was that me or Matt James? Who knows anymore, the sighs all blend together. This episode of After The Final Rose was fucking depressing and maybe this episode of Bachelor Massacre is too. We prolly talk more about race stuff than love stuff but that ...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 11 (Finale)
Bachelor Massacre - March 17, 2021 15:52 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWhen they said this season was going to be "groundbreaking" I didn't think they meant that it would make me want to break a hole in the ground and crawl into it. Ooof. Amanda and I were really rooting for Matt James in the beginning of this season but he turned out to be yet another m...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 10 (Fantasy Suites)
Bachelor Massacre - March 10, 2021 17:29 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsDang! I miss the days of just talking about what a bitch Queen Victoria was. Now we actually have to deal with some serious emotions as things get very real for all the contestants and even Matt himself. Say what you will about this season's Bachelor, but the scene with his dad was legi...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 9 (The Women Tell All)
Bachelor Massacre - March 04, 2021 02:48 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsI'm too tired to write a witty description of this episode but let's just say that The Women Tell All was a bit ho-hum seeming. I would have preferred a darker shade of lipstick on Serena C, but that's just me. Mandy would have liked to have seen a dang oil treatment on MJ's hair becaus...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 8 (Hometowns)
Bachelor Massacre - March 03, 2021 15:20 - 18 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsHey all. J Waves here. Last week was a mess as far as getting this show done. Monday night I was hit with an epic case of strep throat and my tonsils looked like scorched earth with gravel and scabs poured on it. 8 edibles, 6 pain pills, half a bottle of "severe" NyQuil, and some Amoxic...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 7
Bachelor Massacre - February 19, 2021 00:56 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsOOF. A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN BACHELOR NATION SINCE OUR LAST EPISODE. I highly doubt you fux with this podcast and don't know what has been going on, but just in case: Matt James favorite Rachael Kirkconnell found herself facing accusations of racism when the tasteless behavior of her past...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 6
Bachelor Massacre - February 11, 2021 21:12 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWaves here. You know that feeling when you start doing a podcast on a totally different podcast but then it no longer makes sense to keep doing it that way so you make it its own podcast? Cause that's, like, totally what happened here. What started out as a bonus feature on my podcast L...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 5
Bachelor Massacre - February 10, 2021 16:45 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWelcome to Bachelor Massacre! This episode originally appeared as bonus content on the J Waves podcast Lurk Mode. --------------- The moment we have all been waiting for has finally arrived: "The Queen" is finally dethroned and YOU LOVE TO SEE IT. Good fucking riddance. It's really a ...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 4
Bachelor Massacre - February 10, 2021 16:39 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWelcome to Bachelor Massacre! This episode originally appeared as bonus content on the J Waves podcast Lurk Mode. --------------- UGGGGGH making a podcast is exhausting, y'all. Me and MandySays watch The Bachelor on Tuesday night, then do the podcast, and then I get up at the crack an...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 3
Bachelor Massacre - February 10, 2021 16:19 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWelcome to Bachelor Massacre! This episode originally appeared as bonus content on the J Waves podcast Lurk Mode. --------------- I hope Bachelor contestant Sarah Trott has been staying hydrated because the amount of tears she shed this weak was torrential. Yet even as I write this I ...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 2
Bachelor Massacre - February 10, 2021 16:02 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWelcome to Bachelor Massacre! This episode originally appeared as bonus content on the J Waves podcast Lurk Mode. --------------- So this week on The (Quarantined) Bachelor there aren't a lot surprises as far as format but questions are indeed raised, mainly WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS W...
The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 1
Bachelor Massacre - February 10, 2021 14:30 - 22 minutes ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWelcome to Bachelor Massacre! This episode originally appeared as bonus content on the J Waves podcast Lurk Mode. --------------- As they say in the clock industry, timing is everything. So we are going to wait one more day to post our official first episode because (insert air horns)...
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