The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 2

Welcome to Bachelor Massacre! This episode originally appeared as bonus content on the J Waves podcast Lurk Mode.

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So this week on The (Quarantined) Bachelor there aren't a lot surprises as far as format but questions are indeed raised, mainly WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH VICTORIA? Is she a producer plant? We don't really debate the plant concept though we do make it clear that something smells fishy like the time I left a doggy bag of leftover salmon and lentils in the back of my car and for a week I thought it was just old Slim Jim™ wrappers. (I used to work at a hick bar and they were the best snacks available.)

We also spend a LOT of time gushing about what a super nice guy Matt James seems like, though I do feel I am starting to glimpse some lil playa playa vibes from him. He does this thing where he smiles his goofy smile and kinda cracks a joke and you can tell it's a move he has done many times before.

This time around we give out some more (probably offensive) awards, and we stick to our guns about who our favorites are.

I confess that neither MandySays nor msyelf have done a lot of outside research (too scared of seeing spoilers) so all our opinions are based entirely on watching the show and no deep dives. And if you haven't already .... FFS ... like, review, rate, follow, share, all that shit! Please and thank you.

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Theme Song by Cheers For Fears (Boy In Sleep and Kent Hernandez)